and tonight i got totally fucked up with philomel.
which former TMO-ers have you been hanging out with and how are they doing?
[ 09.02.2008, 11:34: Message edited by: vikram ]
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
I saw vikram a few weeks ago.
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
1. None 2. Don't care
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
bad mood, herbs?
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
Oddly, no. Just jealous that I don't go and get hammered with Raz. He is, in his own words, coll.
Maybe we should have a meat! Everyone else, I mean, not the coll ones who get together anyway. Though some of them can come as long as they don't laugh and point at the rest of us...
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Surely if you wanted to go drinking with Raz all you would have to do is drop him a line asking him if he fancied meeting up for a drink. It's not like getting an audience with the pope.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
we had a meat last week, herbs Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
Thorn: Ooh no. I couldn't do that. I'd need there to be at least one other person, too, acting as an intermediary in age, collness, etc. Just me and him wouldn't work at all.
Benway:
[ 11.02.2008, 05:43: Message edited by: herbs ]
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
he used to come round didn't he when I was living with you. Great days.
[ 11.02.2008, 05:44: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
He did, and it was good. You were the intermediary, tho - do you see?
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
I had a weird moment the other day when I found an old photo of Dr Benway and Raz in my old flat. It was sort of jarring to see them both in my home. Alot of TMOers passed through that flat, including some cooler and more exclusive than Raz. I remember the pride I felt one evening when 69 Comeback Elvis stood and made fun of the DVD collection.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
God, can you imagine a meat now? Everyone just shrugging and looking vaguely bored? Thorn punching someone in the face then looking at his fist and shaking his head, amazed that even lashing out in such a way had lost its thrill? It would be horrific. Unless Rick came along, then we could all unite in kicking him, which would be fun for five minutes. Then Kovacs would walk in and say 'God, you're all pathetic. I can't believe how much time I used to waste being horrible to you all.' Then he'd sneeer and walk off. Then Infinite Jones would walk in disguised as Osama Bin Laden, would say something cryptic and vaguely creepy, everyone would say 'Fuck off Jones' in a bored tone of voice, and then we'd all sit around staring, occasionally saying 'I'm bored'. Whoo!
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
You had Elvis in your flat? Does it now have a blue plaque?
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
No, but when we had visitors afterwards I did used to point at the patch of floor and say "That's where Elvis stood and made fun of the DVD collection." It meant more to some people than others. Mostly people just thought it was a lame attempt to try and appear cool by association, like for example starting a thread just to tell people you went out drinking with someone who used to post here, and expecting people to fall over themselves in admiration.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
I think a meat would be very nice.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
who would come to the meat now? There's nobody on tmo. I mean, okay, not nobody, only the important people are left, but it wouldn't be a meat so much as a just a normal pint with people who you've known for years and years.
Has anybody noticed that misc has vanished? What's that about?
[ 11.02.2008, 05:57: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Yeah, I suppose I mean "it would be very nice to meet up with you all for a pint, at some point, maybe".
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
yes, when you put it like that, it sounds alright.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
We should definitely meet up for a pint at some point.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
as long as Raz isn't there
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
if I was there and Raz was there, it might be a bit tense.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
in fact, if I'm there it'll be tense regardless of whoever else makes it. Even just me, on my own, is a tense social situation.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Why don't we have a meat over Easter at some point? I'll be back in London for a week. You can all come and laugh at my then 7-month pregnant stomach, and watch me cry because I'm not allowed to drink. It'd be radical.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: Has anybody noticed that misc has vanished? What's that about?
It's quite scary. I know that Misc actually still exists and the last time I spoke to him he was very jovial and upbeat but was telling me how busy he's been. In fact, I think he's been abducted to mine conflict diamonds and they allow him nanoseconds of time online or on the phone to try to keep up appearances. Hang in there mlev.
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
I do a pretty good line in getting inappropriatly drunk at the moment. You'd enjoy seeing that!
Posted by Keef (Member # 27) on :
quote:Originally posted by vikram: which former TMO-ers have you been hanging out with and how are they doing?
I saw Physic yesterday. No drinking though, we were both hungover from separate 'night before's.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
London, did my mate Owen ever get back to you, ever, at all? I reckon he bottled it.
Posted by Lickapaw#2 (Member # 1049) on :
London, you haven't even contemplated the horror of me finally turning up to a meat. Bearing in mind that I:
a) need an intermediary like herbs. Unless I get a bit pissed, b) get pissed fairly easily but sometimes overestimate how much alcohol I need and then get too dizzy and nauseus to speak to anybody, rendering me utter shite to be around, c) have a tendency to get on brilliantly with everyone once the ol' confidence levels have risen and then say one thing that smartly alientates me from everybody there, a la Ricky Gervais. I would be proud of my nail-on-the-head talent for this if it wasn't so bloody shameful. And I can't seem to stop it.
So, erm. Yeah.
Posted by squirrelandgman (Member # 201) on :
Ben had his arm round me, tight it was and I was all like, 'Fucking leave it out Ben, yer giving me a crick in me neck'. You know what he's like though, when he's in the pub and some of the other top boys are about, he has to fucking prove something dunt he? So he slaps me on the cheek with his fat hands, 3 big slaps. SLAP! 'Fuck!' SLAP! 'OFF!' SLAP! '**** !'
You can't talk to him when he's like that so I just laughed, trying to play it cool like. I knew my cheeks had gone red though so I says, 'Yer ready for another Ben. S'my round like.' 'Goo on then, fuck off' he says and releases the grip on my neck. I decide to take a piss first, I'll piss on my fingers a bit and then stick em in his drink, the **** .
In the bogs there's only the puff pot available, you know, the middle one, and there's 2 fat fucks using the others like. I get in between em and I clock that they are checking me out through the corner of their eyes. I don't want to get stage fright next to these rotund fucks so I start thinking about the time we went to America and I saw the Niagra falls.
Yeah, that does the trick and I look at the ceiling and let the stream go. I just remember in time to get my fingers in there but I had forgot about the other punter, who obviously was having difficulty performing himself, and I can feel him looking at me, pissing on me hands. I look across at him and just give him a grin, toothy as I can like, shake me hand and cock down and leave. I'll not be washing my hands this time.
'2 pints of Stella and a couple of whiskeys love' I tell her tits. Her tits turn round and I think of something to say to her arse. 'Lot of ***** in tonight' I say. Her arse turns round and her tits say, 'Yeah', sarcastic like. 'Fuck off' I say and she puts the drinks in front of me. I dip me fingers in Bens beer and give the ice in the whiskey a good stir as well, handing over a tenner I fuck off without getting me change, she's looking at me funny. Fuck her.
Bens talking to some boys, I reckon some of em are a bit handy so I sit down a bit respectful, nodding and that. I can tell they're checking me out but Ben says 'He's alright. Ugly **** but he's alright.' 'Cheers' I say and lift me drink. Drink my piss, **** , I think to myself.
The biggest lad starts talking, I'm not really listening coz there is this top tune on the radio, Shed Seven, fucking loved them I did, shame they split up like. I get snippets of what they are saying though. 'Fucking greasy wop.......blade.....filth......run em.....*****.....dead.....revenge......'
Ben necks his beer, necks his whisky and grabs me by the arm. 'Come on. We're going to have some fun' He picks up an ashtray and piles out the door, the other boys following behind us. All the shirts are milling about outside, singing the odd song in the sun, getting eyeballed by the filth on horseback. We pile down the road and there are some cameras following but Ben doesn't care, normally he is careful, sending out the younger boys as a decoy but today he is letting everyone see and the crew is growing.
I can see the police are following now but the crew is too big, we are running down an alley on the left, past the shop and then darting down an alley on the right. There is a noise behind us like pigs at feeding time, but I am up front with Ben, running. We round the next corner and in front of us is the I'ties, all in blue, black haired swarthy fuckers. Ben shouts '*****' and pelts at em, full steam, ashtray in hand. He brings it down on this poor ***** head and he just crumples, doesn't know what has happened.
Those around him do though and we all come together like warriors, like the great battles, like fucking Braveheart only there no fucking Scottish here. I get a few digs in but I am too busy watching Ben. He is battering everyone around him. This Italian who looks like a boar, brown and hairy is going for Ben. I can see it. I look down and see the blade in my hand as the sunlight catches it. I move towards them, the man gets closer to Ben as Ben slams some young lads head into the pavement. The bloke is on him now, ready to put a fat fist in the back of Bens fat head. I'm right on em as well and I pull my blade back ready to strike. The man begins to swing, and I get under his arm and stab upwards. I get him right under the ribs and give it a good fucking twist.
The man looks at me with shock, can't believe what has happened. He looks terrified. He turns and runs. Ben falls to the ground, my blade still in him. I turn around and punch this spotty, spoddy fucking wop in the face and then boot some **** on the ground.
The End.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
lolol. Hallo S&Gman.
Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
Awesome
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
It was OK. Some logical inconsistencies eg 'lot of c**ts in here tonight", and then later a description of the sunlight reflecting off the blade. That sort of thing might be forgiveable when Steve Alten does it, but I think we should hold ourselves to a higher standard.
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Some logical inconsistencies eg 'lot of c**ts in here tonight", and then later a description of the sunlight reflecting off the blade.
We were in Helsinki. Where else would Shed 7 still get airplay?
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
No gathering of football hooligans, no matter how large, could overcome the melancholy air of defeat that permeates the bars of Finland
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
And Sweden.
How about a meat on the Thursday before Good Friday, then?
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
If I turn up at a meat it might just provide some sort of solidity to the rumour that I am more pleasant in real life than I am on here.
This, my friends, would be rubbish. The very thought of Thorn and I exchanging a cordial sentence just gives me the shivers; being photographed looking all smiley with Benno back in 2002 or something was mortifying enough.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Don't let that put you off. I've met you in real life before and I didn't like you at all.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Don't let that put you off. I've met you in real life before and I didn't like you at all.
I can't recall us exchanging a glance let alone a word - though your ire might have been stoked by the fact that I spent a good quarter of an hour having a very pleasant conversation with the lovely Rose.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Yes that would have sent me into conniptions of jealousy. I don't think there's a man on here that wouldn't feel intimidated if Snorton the Wonderschlong started talking to their girlfriend.
[ 12.02.2008, 07:24: Message edited by: Thorn Davis ]
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Especially for a whole 15 minutes..
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
What if it was 9.00pm on a summer night. There would still be sunlight then.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
i'd be worried if she was in the cheese aisle.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: What if it was 9.00pm on a summer night. There would still be sunlight then.
Not in an alleyway, though. At 9pm the sun would be low enough in the sky that everything apart from the open spaces would be in shadow. Plus, it's obviously not summer, because the football season's on: I'm assuming it's the champions league or somesuch because there hasn't been an international tournament in the UK for a long time.
Regardless, it's not about creating something that in a very precise set of circumstances might possibly be accurate, but rather guiding to reader to clearly understand the situation almost without having to think about it, and avoiding these situations where the narrative is completely destroyed by these ambiguities.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Counter, doc d, the Cheese Counter. Everyone knows that Snorton wouldn't be seen dead mixing with the proletariat in a mere aisle. Not when there's a whole Counter dedicated to supplying the demands of the upper class cheese connoisseur.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
once again i reveal my inner prole while attempting to be bougie.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: I can't recall us exchanging a glance let alone a word - though your ire might have been stoked by the fact that I spent a good quarter of an hour having a very pleasant conversation with the lovely Rose.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
So Rick did take Rose up the cheese aisle!
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Rick looks amazing in that picture. Like an Arabian Prince or something.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
[/QB][/QUOTE] Are those tinted spectacles?
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: Rick looks amazing in that picture. Like an Arabian Prince or something.
do you reckon he wears arabian goggles?
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
weak.
i think cheese aisle was better
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
i just looked up arabian goggles on the internet.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
I think Rick looks a bit like Chatter Lal from Temple of Doom:
Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
She does look like she's on her way down in that photo.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Clearly she's on her way to Rick's cheesestick.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Not to mention his cheesey balls
(has it really come down to this?)
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Look I'm just throwing this shit out here. Give a guy a chance.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
It's either this or Physic's birthday thread. Oddly, posting here still seems less demeaning.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Yeah. More sincere perhaps.
Speaking of insincere gestures you make once a year for no reason other than the sense of obligation you feel on that particular date, it appears it's Valentine's Day this week. Anyone got any opinions on that? It's surely more appealing than talking about Thorn's dreams or Rick's cock.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Sorry about the delay in my post there. You can pretend that's what Snorton was saying to Rose during his 15 minute speed date.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: Anyone got any opinions on that?
I feel like I exhausted the V-day argument in my head on the way to work, getting annoyed with Ben and Kovacs for taking people to task if they chose to ignore it and thinking about how annoying it is when you say "My girlfriend thinks it's shit, we don't celebrate it" and people go "well she's just saying that!" as though women are all the same, and as though they know the person you've been living with for years better than you do. Then I got annoyed about Vikram who gets upset by valentines day and when told to ignore it says "Yeah, why don't I just ignore Christmas too, or my mum's birthday", which doesn't make any sense at all.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Yes that would have sent me into conniptions of jealousy. I don't think there's a man on here that wouldn't feel intimidated if Snorton the Wonderschlong started talking to their girlfriend.
Heh, you are giving the game away pal. I was simply digging around trying to find some sort of semi-justification for the fact that you took an instant dislike to me IRL when neither of us exchanged as much of a passing glance, let alone a word.
I did actually wonder what she was doing with a worm like you, but yeah.
Mart: Chattar Lal - lol.
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Then I got annoyed about Vikram who gets upset by valentines day and when told to ignore it says "Yeah, why don't I just ignore Christmas too, or my mum's birthday", which doesn't make any sense at all.
Yeah... I don't understand that too much either... I mean... Really. So, boo-hoo, you're lonely on a Valentine's Day. So Clinton Cards makes £3 less from you on a commerical holiday, I'm sure they'll survive...
My first wife told me she cheated on me and wanted a divorce, I nearly killed the guy, and got in my car and drove out of town and didn't come back for over a year for fear I would kill the guy... All this happened on Valentine's Day, yet I don't dread it... It's just a day!
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: I did actually wonder what she was doing with a worm like you, but yeah.
She was a self-harmer
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: Heh, you are giving the game away pal.
I... god... you're right... I was just trying to... hide... hide the terrible insecurity I felt that night. Hide it with sarcasm. But you... you're too perceptive for that. God... I... I feel such a fool... so inadequate. There's no escaping it now... I knew... I knew every night after that that she was thinking of you... I won't deny it any longer... that's why I can't mcome to another meat Rick... you'd just work your magic with Octavia... WHY??? Why must you do this Rick??? Can't you let me have this one...? Do you have to devastate my confidence with your irrestible sexual aura? Just... promise me one thing... you won't wear the tinted spectacles. You know how girls get around the tinted spectacles.
[ 12.02.2008, 09:15: Message edited by: Thorn Davis ]
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: You know how girls get around the tinted spectacles.
They make his eyes look brown when, really, they're blue.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by sabian: got in my car and drove out of town and didn't come back for over a year for fear I would kill the guy...
Poof.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by sabian:
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: I did actually wonder what she was doing with a worm like you, but yeah.
She was a self-harmer
That figures...
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: Poof.
Yup... That's me! Getting within 1cm of crushing guy's windpipe, realising that I had enough rage to kill someone, not wanting to spend the rest of my life in prison because of a woman, and removing myself from the situation...
I'm a big gayer!
[ 12.02.2008, 09:26: Message edited by: sabian ]
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: I... god... you're right... I was just trying to... hide... hide the terrible insecurity I felt that night. Hide it with sarcasm. But you... you're too perceptive for that. God... I... I feel such a fool... so inadequate. There's no escaping it now... I knew... I knew every night after that that she was thinking of you... I won't deny it any longer... that's why I can't mcome to another meat Rick... you'd just work your magic with Octavia... WHY??? Why must you do this Rick??? Can't you let me have this one...? Do you have to devastate my confidence with your irrestible sexual aura? Just... promise me one thing... you won't wear the tinted spectacles. You know how girls get around the tinted spectacles.
If your ramblings weren't so tiresome, I'd offer a weak lol.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by sabian:
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: Poof.
Yup... That's me! Getting within 1cm of crushing guy's windpipe, realising that I had enough rage to kill someone, not wanting to spend the rest of my life in prison because of a woman, and removing myself from the situation...
I'm a big gayer!
Let me share some words of wisdom with you... Evil isn't what you've done, it's feeling bad about it afterwards... Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. You poof.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
quote:Originally posted by sabian:
I'm a big gayer!
see you at this weeks meeting then?
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
I wouldn't have felt bad about it... Until Bubba was shanking me with his cock.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
That's a big slew of votes for a meat on Good Friday's Eve then, eh?
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Don't know when I've been so blue Don't know what's come over you You've found some new noun And don't it make my blue eyes brown
I'll be fine when you're gone I'll just cry all night long I might even frown And don't it make my blue eyes brown
Tell me no secrets, tell me some lies Give me no reasons, give me alibis Tell me you love me and don't make me cry Say anything but don't say goodbye
Tell me no secrets, tell me some lies Give me no reasons, give me alibis Tell me you love me and don't make me cry Say anything but don't say goodbye
I didn't mean to treat you bad Didn't know just what I had But, now it's like I'm Down’s And don't it make my blue eyes Don't it make my blue eyes Don't it make my blue eyes brown
Don't it make my blue eyes Don't it make my blue eyes Don't it make my blue eyes brown
Don't it make my blue eyes Don't it make my blue eyes Don't it make my blue eyes blue eyes Don't it make my blue eyes Don't it make my blue eyes brown
Don't it make my blue eyes Don't it make my blue eyes Don't it make my blue eyes brown
Don't it make my blue eyes Don't it make my blue eyes Don't it make my blue eyes brown
[ 12.02.2008, 09:37: Message edited by: Black Mask ]
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
That was shit, Mask. Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
quote:Originally posted by doc d: see you at this weeks meeting then?
Is it my turn to bring in the Streisand cds?
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
W00+6
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
quote:Originally posted by sabian: My first wife told me she cheated on me and wanted a divorce, I nearly killed the guy, and got in my car and drove out of town and didn't come back for over a year for fear I would kill the guy... All this happened on Valentine's Day, yet I don't dread it... It's just a day!
What did you do in that year, Sabian?
I'm going to guess you used you incredible fighting skills to get justice for the oppressed 'little guys' around America. Like a cross between Dog the Bounty Hunter, Walker Texas Ranger, and Lassie.
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: Like a cross between Dog the Bounty Hunter, Walker Texas Ranger, and Lassie.
Pfft.
"What's that? The server's down? I'll kick it's ass!"
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: That figures...
That figures how? "That figures" why she was going out with Thorn or "That figures" why she spoke to you for 15 mins?
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: What did you do in that year, Sabian?
I travelled around, did some pretty deplorable things, ran out of money so started driving truck, did some more deplorable things, 'woke up' and realised that I had put myself into a vacuum of rednecks and illiterates to drive over 60,000 miles in 9 months and decided to go home then got a job working tech support for an ISP, then came here.
Last I heard, she was knocked up somewhere in Kentucky with a farmer or something. Despite driving truck, I think I got the better end of the stick.
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: I'm going to guess you used you incredible fighting skills to get justice for the oppressed 'little guys' around America. Like a cross between Dog the Bounty Hunter, Walker Texas Ranger, and Lassie.
Not quite so grand, but I did get into a bit of a tussle in N. Carolina because some prick kept being all 'nigger' this and 'nigger' that... And, I got into another one in backwater Tenn when I went into a bar and said, "a bottle of Michelob please" and was greeted with "You ain't from 'round here, are ya boy?" followed by 4-5 'locals' trying their luck.
Driving truck... Johnny Cash made it sound so romantic.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
quote:Originally posted by sabian: And, I got into another one in backwater Tenn when I went into a bar and said, "a bottle of Michelob please" and was greeted with "You ain't from 'round here, are ya boy?" followed by 4-5 'locals' trying their luck.
Driving truck... Johnny Cash made it sound so romantic.
Johnson City/Knoxville way i'm guessing.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
quote:Originally posted by sabian:
quote:Originally posted by doc d: see you at this weeks meeting then?
Is it my turn to bring in the Streisand cds?
sweetheart, we're going to need to talk. your stereotypes are so last decade.
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
quote:Originally posted by froopyscot: Pfft.
"What's that? The server's down? I'll kick it's ass!"
No, I'm not an institutionalized geek.
I worked in retail, made pizzas, built diesel engines at Cummins, drove truck, tech support, insurance claims adjuster, ambulance chaser for a personal injury firm, ran a Thai restaurant in Knightsbridge, now work for myself.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by sabian:
I worked in retail, made pizzas, built diesel engines at Cummins, drove truck, tech support, insurance claims adjuster, ambulance chaser for a personal injury firm, ran a Thai restaurant in Knightsbridge, now work for myself.
Wow. That's a pretty horrendous spiral of degradation.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
quote:Originally posted by London: That's a big slew of votes for a meat on Good Friday's Eve then, eh?
if i say yes, will everyone else say no?
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Everyone will say 'yes', and then lick your face.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by sabian:
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: That figures...
That figures how? "That figures" why she was going out with Thorn or "That figures" why she spoke to you for 15 mins?
Hmm. that's got me thinking now...
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I think I'd probably be up for a meet. I can't really commit though becuase I may be forced to spend money on snowboarding instead. Also - I hate London, as we all know by now.
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: Wow. That's a pretty horrendous spiral of degradation.
Yeah... But I figure we all can't fall into a job of self-loathing and pity and stay there until end of days... I had to work for my misery.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
in.
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
Yeah, alright.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
when is good friday btw?
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
quote:Originally posted by doc d: Johnson City/Knoxville way i'm guessing.
Could'a been... I don't really remember... I do know I was in VA on my way to TX so it would have been a spur off I81
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
21st March. Think it's on a Saturday.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Nope - my mistake. It's on a Friday again.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: I think I'd probably be up for a meet. I can't really commit though becuase I may be forced to spend money on snowboarding instead. Also - I hate London, as we all know by now.
What the fuck did I do to you?
etc
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Cuh, you don't even know!? That's just like you..
etc
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
quote:Originally posted by London: What the fuck did I do to you?
I think I've reached my TMO limit today...
I had to read the above 4 times until I stopped reading, "Why the did I fuck you?"...
As to the meat... I'd like to come but won't if I'm not allowed!
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
bum
[ 12.02.2008, 10:58: Message edited by: Black Mask ]
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Nope - my mistake. It's on a Friday again.
cor you're on fire today.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Sabian should come! Everyone should.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Yeah everyone should. I remember the good old days when you'd have like 50 people at a meet. You'd worry whether or not you'd be able to find time to speak to everyone in the space of the evening. Those were the days.
Although it always used to end in some absolute craphole of a 'club' (read sweaty little hole in the ground playing shit music and charging over £3 for a bottle of beer) which was always a poor end to the evening.
Christ, people used to come from America to have meats..
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
That was a bit weird and desperate though.
I thought a lot of people felt that the super-meat destroyed a lot of the magic of TMO. I remember I quite enjoyed it, though.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I think that enough time has elapsed for people to be able to look back with a positively skewed recollection of what those meats were actually like. It's like when you were a teenager. When I was a teenager I didn't like it for the most part, but now I'm in my mid 20s I can fool myself into thinking my teenage years represent some kind of golden period of my youth when everything was alive with naive promise.
So yeah, I remember those meets fondly, even though if I'm honest, all I did was turn up and get nervously drunk, then make a complete cock of myself and regret everything the next day.
Oh and a few times I got laid. Maybe that's what I miss, thinking about it.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: all I did was turn up and get nervously drunk, then make a complete cock of myself and regret everything the next day.
Surely this is just social interaction in general?
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
i hold a lot of good memories of all the threads we have had, talking about whether we enjoyed meats or didnt, or whether we were going to go to them. my favourite thread about meats was the one in 2005 where ringo first talked about how much he hated the underground system! that was an awesome thread. i woke up convered in cuts and bruises after that thread, so you know! must have been pretty rockin! my least favourite thread about meats was the one in 2006. that was unadultered arsetrumpetry.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
I liked the one where I felt up Rose Davis's tits and didn't even remember. I mean, I liked the thread about it. O the dramatic irony!
Oh 2002.
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
I remember my first meat. It felt like I was entering a magical world of fantasy. Even Kovacs being rude to me felt great.
So, what did happen at the supermeat, when it all went wrong? Will we (eg, I) ever know?
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
That was great until ben put a stop to it. I think he found the way kovacs and I were gawping at the spectacle distasteful. It was such a bizarre moment. You were like "are you wearing a bra?" and bang! you had your hand up her top. Straight in there, no messing. Then you sort of squidged and investigated for a minute or two until ben went "OK. That's enough now."
eta: That wasn't at the super-meat though. It was the same one that photo over the page was at.
[ 12.02.2008, 11:48: Message edited by: Thorn Davis ]
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
was the supermeat the one where kovacs just started going round slagging everybody off, one by one, right into their faces?
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
That meat certainly was super. I think my favourite one was the really really hot one we had in that bar in the middle of summer. Something happened in the Gents toilets, but I can't remember what. There were pictures.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
"Toss a coin, ladies..." Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: That was great until ben put a stop to it. I think he found the way kovacs and I were gawping at the spectacle distasteful. It was such a bizarre moment. You were like "are you wearing a bra?" and bang! you had your hand up her top. Straight in there, no messing. Then you sort of squidged and investigated for a minute or two until ben went "OK. That's enough now."
eta: That wasn't at the super-meat though. It was the same one that photo over the page was at.
The story I heard was that I said 'Your stomach looks nice. Can I touch it?', swiftly followed by 'Your tits look nice, can I touch them?' I'd be such a great man.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Precious times.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
so it'd be a thursday night then?
just a couple of people in a pub?
deliberate underselling of the product.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
dead
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Then I got annoyed about Vikram who gets upset by valentines day and when told to ignore it says "Yeah, why don't I just ignore Christmas too, or my mum's birthday", which doesn't make any sense at all.
I don't get upset by Valentine's Day... i don't remember this at all...?
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Oh Vikram... Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
If this coincides with 65daysofstatic playing at the demo and I still happen to be in the country that'd be good, but I'm notoriously boring meat fodder, sorry.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: Something happened in the Gents toilets, but I can't remember what. There were pictures.
There was one particularly hot summer, I recall when we took pictures of our arses and ben pretty much around the same time. ben had a growly sneer. Our arses looked less threatening, actually.
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: It's either this or Physic's birthday thread. Oddly, posting here still seems less demeaning.
Nice dude, real nice..
Posted by squirrelandgman (Member # 201) on :
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Some logical inconsistencies
Fuck sake Davis, I was obviously using the classic I.D. as my inspiration whereby such moments as running down an alley in Sheffield and coming out the other end in London make complete sense. Also, it is a summer international friendly. Obviously.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
quote:Originally posted by vikram: I don't get upset by Valentine's Day... i don't remember this at all...?
I was referring to...
quote:Originally posted by vikram: February 14th is gonna be really really shit (maybe I should invest in a good hooker?)
and
quote:Originally posted by vikram: that's cool. i can be single on valentine's day and console myself with the knowledge that it doesn't mean a thing, it's just hallmark.
ditto christmas.
and mum can fuck right off on mother's day. no way am i falling for that.
I got your mum's birthday bit muddled - I think I was conflating that with kovacs raving about how if you thought Valentine's was an invented rip-off then you were a fool because aren't birthdays a rip-off too, eh, because those are days in the year also ahaha eat that.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
so anyway. vague show of hands for meat on good thursday, somewhere in the centre of town?
me damo benway (goes to anything)
and... you?
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
hang on, what if I don't want to go? Me going to meats is totally played out.
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
You not going to a meat would be like the sun not coming up in the morning!
*raises tentative hand to attend, must check with the warden first though*
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
me damo benway sabian
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
Is good thursday the one before Easter? Not me then as I shall be on holiday. / Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Is it this month?
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
20th of March
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Put me down. (not literally)
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
me damo benway sabian nwod
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
I was thinking about attending this one, but then I read something about 'suicide' on an internet forum, and quite honestly that looks preferable.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
look i'm different now. i'm more well rounded.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
yes:
me damo benway sabian nwod
no: misc abbey
Posted by Lickapaw#2 (Member # 1049) on :
No from me. Sorry.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
gwonmisc
Posted by missgolightly (Member # 34) on :
I'd like to go but probably can't due to work and not living in London and all that. I will try though.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
i think we need to rebrand this idea.
it's not a meet. it's a drink.
Posted by omikin (Member # 37) on :
quote:Originally posted by London: yes:
me damo benway sabian nwod omikin
no: misc abbey
i haven't seen any of you for ages (in the case of sab and damo - ever) so would be good.
Posted by omikin (Member # 37) on :
x
[ 13.02.2008, 19:50: Message edited by: omikin ]
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
20th march casual drink in london for internet acquaintances:
me damo benway sabian nwod omikin
no: misc abbey lickapaw
maybe: miss golightly
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
Sorry - I can't make this... would have been lovely though.
[ 14.02.2008, 05:51: Message edited by: ben ]
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
I believe I had said 'alright' somewhere earlier on this thread. Acksherlly. So, me.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
in: me herbs london benway sabian omikin nwod
[ 14.02.2008, 07:07: Message edited by: doc d ]
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
dance margarita says- possibly Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
It's a tentative yes from me
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
london herbs damo benway sabian omikin nwod dance margarita ringo
this is going to be sweet!
[ 14.02.2008, 08:39: Message edited by: London ]
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
should i come?
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
ive just checked megatrains and theres a £6 ticket for the 20th, and ive just remembered that tralalee my best friend is flying back from australia for easter so yeah change me from possibly to definitely.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
london herbs damo benway sabian omikin nwod dance margarita ringo vikram
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
i'm trying to see if i can get there... but i don't think i can justify it really
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
i'll check my schedule.
Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
If only I still posted and didn't suffer from 'meet fear'. Then, I would have liked to go.
[ 14.02.2008, 10:14: Message edited by: Sidney ]
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
quote:Originally posted by London: vikram
i was still drunk from last night when i posted that. just had some pitta bread and hummus and have come to my senses. you know i don't do meats.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
I don't see why not! You do every other social event ever.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
london herbs damo benway sabian omikin nwod dance margarita ringo vikram mart sidney
i've decided not to take 'maybe' for an answer
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
20th of March you say it's a Thursday, oh right.. The one before Good Friday, not a holiday here.
I'd love to, probably can't, but you never know..
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
I'd like to call into the meet. You know, get passed from person to person and say 'hey'. Otherwise, put me down as a 'no'.
[ 14.02.2008, 13:31: Message edited by: ralph ]
Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
If Im not in a hospital, and I've found some cash from somewhere I will come.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
london herbs damo benway sabian omikin nwod dance margarita ringo vikram mart sidney darryn ralph (phoning in) johnj
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
quote:Originally posted by ralph: I'd like to call into the meet. You know, get passed from person to person and say 'hey'. Otherwise, put me down as a 'no'.
It would be awesome* to coordinate. We could be the satellite meat. Pull together a videoconference linkup so we could look on. Might work better if there were more than 3 forumites in the States, and even worse there would only be one person drinking, which is never a good idea.
*ornot
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
I'd consider having a drink under those circumstances.
There's only three of us? I was sure there were more.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
We could do an international conference call.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
If someone brought a laptop and had access to a local wireless hotspot, then there's no reason we couldn't set up a VOIP link. Although the speed and quality would be pretty shitty.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
and we'd have to talk to ralph
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
You know what we could do instead? We could stay at home and log onto our computers and go to some sort of communal website where we could post comments and chat! That would rock!
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
lol.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by doc d: and we'd have to talk to ralph
heh
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
So, how are we all fixed for Thursday 20th March? Last time this topic was discussed we were looking at the following list. Any changes or updates?
london herbs damo benway sabian omikin nwod dance margarita ringo vikram mart sidney darryn ralph (phoning in) johnj
Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
I just got an interview for a masters on the 19th at UCL so i suppose I don't have an excuse, looks like I'll almost certainly be coming.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
quote:Originally posted by London: vikram
i am not attending!!!
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
I doubt I'll be there, unless somebody wants to, well, pay for my train ticket, in a spontaneous act of mindless benevolence. Then I'll come, deffo.
[ 03.03.2008, 09:06: Message edited by: mart ]
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
We could have a whip round for your train ticket, Mart, but I thought we'd already done that for your driving test. So you'll have to drive. Or does that mean having a whip round to buy you a car?
[ 03.03.2008, 09:07: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Well, the whip-round, which was to take my driving test again, ended up going to Darryn's donkey, and rightly so.
I passed my test again anyway, though.
And I have a car. But doesn't driving long distances cost more than going by train? I dunno.
Let's see. Train ticket to London and back equals 57 pounds.
Leeds to London to Leeds by car (400 miles)... could you do that on less than 57 quid's worth of petrol? I'm no good at working these things out. I don't know how many miles to the gallon my car does.
It takes about 57 quid to fill the tank, though.
And anyway if I really really really wanted to go I could probably afford it.
[ 03.03.2008, 09:16: Message edited by: mart ]
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
I'm sure vikram can make it
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
I'll give him a lift, if he wants.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
I'll chip in for Vikram's ticket to Leeds.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: I'm sure vikram can make it
i'm not sure if i'll be in town that day - will be around on easter weekend, but maybe not until good friday. and i don't do meats anyway. plus the internet gets me into trouble too much.
Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
Actualyl, cross me off, I think it's far more sensible to stay and work than it is to galavant around london.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
I'll pick you and Vikram up about 6.30, John.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by vikram: and i don't do meats anyway.
Come on. This is something rickj would say. It's just one meat.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
vikram fears that he will get hideously drunk and throw barrages of incoherent insults at everyone on tmo towards whom he harbours an insane grudge. the rest of us suspect this is pretty much a given, and want to see it with our own eyes. unfortunately i think we will probably lose, and will just have to, you know, put up with benway and thorn having one too many babychams and having an argument about who loves robocop the most.
[ 03.03.2008, 11:58: Message edited by: dance margarita ]
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
Robocop is sweet.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
no!
i dont like the idea of a big group event with lots of people i don't really know. one-one is cool, but not meats! on the other board i frequent, i'm the same. never go to the events, but have met up with quite a few of the forites individually.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
anyway, I never said I was going
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
quote:Originally posted by dance margarita: vikram fears that he will get hideously drunk and throw barrages of incoherent insults at everyone on tmo towards whom he harbours an insane grudge. the rest of us suspect this is pretty much a given, and want to see it with our own eyes. unfortunately i think we will probably lose, and will just have to, you know, put up with benway and thorn having one too many babychams and having an argument about who loves robocop the most.
it's more i am worried about benway. i'll goad him on til he becomes monster. it isn't fair on him.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
i havent even looked at the list of who is going. i know im going, and thats pretty much all that is important to me, because it garantees that you will all have an awesome night, and im generous like that.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
I've been meat-free since 2k3, apart from an Interloper gig last year, when Benway and Dang turned up. Not sure if that counts.
Meats are murder...
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
quote:Originally posted by dance margarita: i havent even looked at the list of who is going. i know im going, and thats pretty much all that is important to me, because it garantees that you will all have an awesome night, and im generous like that.
we met up once! i think i got really drunk. you were nice Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
yes. the next day i had to go to a kentwell open day, and i had fucking PNEUMONIA or something, and it was practically snowing, all of which meant that after four hours of sitting in a fucking farmyard feeling so cold that even my hair had gone numb i threw a total wobbler and started crying. crying! next to a sheep! and i lost my voice and spent the next three days sounding like sexy sexy madge bishop. none of which is even vaguely relevant to the evening that preceded it in other arena other than the turbid soupbowl that is my own mind.
[ 03.03.2008, 12:19: Message edited by: dance margarita ]
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
looks like it's just you and me then DM. SWEET.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
....YEAH, like we need them other suckers.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
er, i'm still up for this.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Damo can't make it, unfortunately.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
im feeling very 'if you build it, they will come' about this meat. its gonna be fresh.
people i have a question unrelated to anything social. do you think 10 is too small a fontsize in which to hand in an academic essay? especially in a course about health and social care, do you think it would be essentially disablist to hand in an essay in what is actually a really very teeny tiny font, and which therefore may not be easily read by an ageing social worker in pink trousers?
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Depends on the font, but yeah, I would say 10 is too small, 12 is too big. And essays need to be double spaced, don't they. Or 1.5'ed. Don't forget that.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
balls. i thought as much. another 30p down the drain in printing costs, and 30p on top of that if i double space.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
sorry sugar
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
quote:Originally posted by dance margarita: im feeling very 'if you build it, they will come' about this meat. its gonna be fresh.
Yup, I feel that too. Where do you want to meet? I do not know where is nice. Bradys? Or whatever it's called. You know, the jukebox one where we had the BreastMeat.
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
I'm coming! I'll bring my breasts, for BreastMeat2.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Hurrah! Breast is best, &c.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Eyyyyyyy!
[ 05.03.2008, 06:59: Message edited by: mart ]
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
Yeah, I'll be there... Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
thursday night? somewhere central ish? and cheap. that would make it good for me.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Near a tube station, on the northern line. I'll (probably) be there
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Yeah, it fulfils those criteria. Pub prices. Good jukebox. Nearest tube Tottenham Ct Road.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
so? i wasn't at breast meat 1. can i have a link. or a name?
ta. it sounds like it's just round the corner from my work.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
It's in Wandsworth.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
then it's close to my house. how fucking lucky.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
sweet. times? i finish work around 6.30/ 7. so you'll want to be in and gone by 6.45 i reckon.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
i've totally just spent the last half hour making a bradley's meat poster with scrawny's boobs.
unfortunately it's rubbish.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by mart: i've totally just spent the last half hour making a bradley's meat poster with scrawny's boobs.
unfortunately it's rubbish.
Well post it anyway... you might still convince me to attend!
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
lol. I'll be there!
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
can you guess whose are all the different knockers?
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
no, but I think I'm in love with the upper right...
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
If they belong to Louche or chocolatebuns I'm going to have to kill myself...
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Name those boobs!
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Have you noticed how after a while of staring at that photo, the hands start to look like they belong to someone else, who's reaching round for a feel.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
yeah, I noticed that too. lucky, lucky hands...
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
do two of the sets of breasteses belong to the same person?
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
yes. four breasts, one girl, twice. as it were. sounds like a porn film.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Are any of the breasts attached to posters who no longer actively post?
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Two post regularly (and have both posted today). One used to post a lot but now posts only very occasionally. One doesn't post anymore, but still has a connection with TMO.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
oh well in that case i know the answer and can name all of the breasts, but im not going to.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
me too Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
i was going to ask "so which are your favourites?" but then thought that it's only fair to ask that question if i am prepared to answer it myself.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
upper right!!! upper right!!!!!!
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
the combination of the fervour of your answer and your tag pic is making me lol, ralph.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
heh. stupid picture tag. come on mart. who's the upper right? I'm leaving in 32 minutes...
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
quote:Originally posted by dance margarita: the combination of the fervour of your answer and your tag pic is making me lol, ralph.
me too... i did a little chuckle
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
I've decided it's probably best if you *don't* tell me who they belong to. I'd probably make both our lives a living hell...
leaves thread Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
They belong to -
oh. fair enough. never mind.
[ 05.03.2008, 14:35: Message edited by: mart ]
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
frantically hits f5 key
I've changed my mind. I simply must know. Damn the consequences. Tell me. Now.
[ 05.03.2008, 14:39: Message edited by: ralph ]
Posted by Cherry In Hove (Member # 49) on :
I believe those are Benway's breasts.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Uber's ?
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Uber's boobers are on the poster, but they're not the ones ralph is in love with.
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
Uber's boobers are the Breasts
Then we have scrawny's Melons
I reckon Knockers belong to London
Phwoar! possibly dance under DM's t-shirt
And Boobs, I'm at a loss for...
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
quote:Originally posted by sabian: Uber's boobers are the Breasts
Then we have scrawny's Melons
Correct. The others are wrong. Two out of five.
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
I'm happy with that... 2 boobs are better than none!
Posted by Pepper (Member # 353) on :
So Scrawny also owns "boobs" as they feature twice. Herbs is the keeper of the phoars.
Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
quote:Originally posted by sabian: I'm happy with that... 2 boobs are better than none!
A boob in the hand is worth two in the bush..
no
A hand on a boob is worth two in the bush..
no
no nevermind.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
quote:Originally posted by Pepper: So Scrawny also owns "boobs" as they feature twice. Herbs is the keeper of the phoars.
Which just leaves ralph's knockers.
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
Wait!
So, Scrawny's knockers appear twice?
I feel robbed, cheated, betrayed!
Mart, did you work for the 2000 US elections or the recent Russian ones?
You shyster!
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by mart: Which just leaves ralph's knockers.
And those belong to??? You're intentionally keeping me away from the future mrs. ralph. bastard.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
They look like London's to me.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Come to Ralph, baybee.. Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Ringo FTW
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
ftw?
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
FTW.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Fondles the women
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
Fucks tiny wombats
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
I don't think my breasts are on the poster. Which is ok. It's because I'm so pure and stuff.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
quote:Originally posted by sabian: Fucks tiny wombats
I haven't done that for months, ok, stop bringing it up :ralph:
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
Feltching Terry Wogan
Posted by Pepper (Member # 353) on :
Farts through wool.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Fingers Teenage Wogs.
[ 06.03.2008, 07:17: Message edited by: Thorn Davis ]
Posted by Pepper (Member # 353) on :
Fluffs tumescent wood.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Frightens Timid Women
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
finding this wearisome
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
The phantom Wally Jumblats are Dance Mamaritos.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Really?
How you doin', dm?
Hey mart -- could you do another one with arses this time?
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
That would give VP a chance to shine.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
I find this thread both sexist and offensive. However, not as sexist or offensive as the time a picture of lots of cancer boobs was posted on the Seethru front page, and not having read the article, I posted a message asking forumites which pair was the best...
Yeah, that was pretty sexist and offensive. I seem to remember that London or Disco or Fifichan or someone called me up on it when she found me at a meat.
[ 06.03.2008, 07:30: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
Probably Fifichan... Sounds like something she'd do, then storm off with Kurve whimpering behind her.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Are you sure that was on Seethru? It's just that I'm sure I remember that happening and I wasn't on Seethru. I think it may have been early days TMO. London was working for a charity or something.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Yeah very early TMO, I remember it well.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Are you sure that was on Seethru? It's just that I'm sure I remember that happening and I wasn't on Seethru. I think it may have been early days TMO. London was working for a charity or something.
Actually, it could well have been on TMO. It seems a really long time ago, so I assumed it was Seethru.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
[ 06.03.2008, 07:39: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: I posted a message asking forumites which pair was the best...
2nd row, 2nd from left
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Second row second from left are nice.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
LOL! Breastmeld. When Sabian and I agree on something it must be true.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Man, my online persona has really gone downhill since those days...
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Are you sure that was on Seethru? It's just that I'm sure I remember that happening and I wasn't on Seethru. I think it may have been early days TMO. London was working for a charity or something.
Jesus, you remember everything. Yeah I was 'project managing' hahaha the website for the FASHION TARGETS BREAST CANCER campaign funnily enough. I was thinking about your memory skills, Thorn, the other day. I was wondering what kind of use we could put them to. The amazing memory man! We could do a TMO quiz and offer a grand prize. You could research by reading the archives as much as you wanted, but no internet access would be permitted during the actual quiz. It'd be great. And then I started wondering what job you were doing now and biographical stuff like that. And then I stopped and thought about something else.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
It seems to irritate people more than anything. "Isn't that joke from Series 3 of Red Dwarf? When they do everything backwards?" That kind of thing. Just annoys people. There's no real-world use for it because everything these days is archived and easily researched by the rest of you forgetful retards.
Anyway. I'm a marketing consultant for RM at the moment, but that will be over in about three weeks.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Ecellent, a game where you get to hit a POS RM laptop with a cricket bat. I suspect my colleagues will enjoy that. Or we could just go and do it for real by using one of the machines from the mountain of broken useless RM junk we have in our stores.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
there you go. well done everyone.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
splendid
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Why is nobody posting?
Are you all mesmerised by the lovely breasts?
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
I am.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
They're not so amazing in Ghostzilla.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
what makes me laugh is that im looking at the photo thinking, yeah, that dress makes my bosoms look awesome, and wondering where that frock got to. if ive lost it, i will be so upset. still, my bosoms havent been so roundly objectified for a long time, its rather cheering really.
[ 06.03.2008, 10:11: Message edited by: dance margarita ]
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
yeah, and ghostzilla can totally fuck right off as well.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
i mean, i dont know what ghostzilla is, but i dont like it.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
ghostzilla doesn't know what it's talking about.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
You do have very nice breasts though Disco.
We even had a conversation about them at one of the first SeeThru meets.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Don't take it personally, DM!
Ghostzilla is a web browser that shows images in a few shades of grey to make them less obvious when stealth surfing at work. It wasn't a comment against your breasts in particular. Anyone's breasts would appear less impressive when viewed through the monochrome goggles of Ghostzilla. I'm sure your breasts look really great in full colour.
Well maybe sure is a bit strong, but I'm prepared to take Ralph's word for it.
[ 06.03.2008, 12:15: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Yeah, you've got cracking knockers, Disco.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
knacking crockers.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
snack crackers
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
norks-a-mussy
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
In a bid, no doubt, to get me out of the house, my wife has bought me a rail ticket to London, so I will definitely be there now.
Can any of you trendy London media types put me up for the Thursday night.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
You can stay at mine if you like. You'll be on the couch though and it's a bit short so if you get a better offer that involves an actual guest bed I won't be at all offended if you take that one instead.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
I know of a flat in EC1 that's currently vacant because the owner has been institutionalised.
Technically I suppose you'd have to "break in", but once inside I'm sure you'd find it a rather wonderful place to spend a night. Swanky just isn't the word...
Good old city burn out, eh?
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
I thought we weren't going to talk about Vikram's 'condition' on here?
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Lol, but no, it's a lady's flat.
Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
turns out I'm coming in benway. I mean with benway. I mean, You know what I mean.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
this meet will be sweet!
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
It'll be disgusting and you know it.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
I might not be able to make this.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I won't be able to make it either. Sorry guys
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
i will be there. not that that will help swing you one way or the other. but i'll be there. talking. to anyone that'll listen.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
you know. Why bother.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: you know. Why bother.
You know, I want to go and Pia thinks I should, but there's a work do and you know: You Guys Vs My Career.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
I was channeling Alexi Sayle, above.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
I don't understand why you're all being such ***** about going for a drink with me, Alice and Herbs. It could almost be perceived as you all being incredibly rude. Why would you be like that?
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
It's horrible when people decide to be rude, when it doesn't take much more effort to be nice.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Jesus! Alright. Ok, I'll miss the work do.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
I'm just saying. I mean, yeah, I get it. It's 2008 and we all don't do meats any more. Hahaha, meats! How lame! Jesus! You don't need to keep wanking on about it as though you're far too fucking good to meet up with some people off an internet board. WE GET HOW FUCKING COOL YOU ARE SO SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
I'm not entirely sure who exactly I'm shouting at here, but if you think it's you, you're probably right.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
can we all sign your belly like it was a broken arm?
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Sorry everyone, it’s not like I don’t want to go. I really do! But money’s so tight at the moment I just can’t afford it right now. Can we do another one in a month or two?
I’m still kind of in two minds about it, I mean I could just bum my overdraft for it. It just doesn’t seem totally sensible for me to do that, y’know?
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
What's wrong with you people? It's FRIDAY!
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
What time at Bradley's, then, groovers?
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
No, not me. I wanted to go. But I was also primed to schmooze with my colleagues. This company works very, very socially, unfortunately and I really would like to be on my projected target for my 30k@30yo. But it's ok. I'll go for a piss up with you guys because London's off her tits on hormones.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
I'M FUCKING COMING AND I'M FUCKING EXCITED.
i was trying to play it cool.
there i've shot my bolt.
i'll be there from about 6.30 ish. ok?
i'll be really interesting. honest.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by London: WE GET HOW FUCKING COOL YOU ARE SO SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
misc isn't coming though is he
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
When is it? Tonight?
I can't. I want to watch The World's Greatest Comedy Characters at 9:00pm on Channel 4.
[ 14.03.2008, 07:04: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]
Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
Well mine was money issues, but then I realised to rush back for my shitty four hour job, the earlier ticket would cost me those four hours of work anyway, so I thought "fuck it , might as well stay"
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
I'm hoping Captain Mainwaring (pronounced 'Mannering') will be on there. He was pretty great. And Compo. He was somewhat great, too.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Do take some photos though. It'd be interesting to see how much older you all look now, compared to 2003.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
We all look about five years older.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
I look about 5 stone fatter
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
ah, next thursday?
sorry can't make it.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
lol ahem
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: I look about 5 stone fatter
I think that's rather an exaggeration unless you've been eating only at KFC for the last few months.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
I'm actually 2 stone thinner, but something's gone wrong with how I reflect light, making it look like my shirts are straining to stay in one piece, and my jowls are hanging beneath my chin.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
remember when ringo turned up to a meet one time and we were all like "!!!!!"
that's what I'm rocking at the moment.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: I'm actually 2 stone thinner, but something's gone wrong with how I reflect light, making it look like my shirts are straining to stay in one piece, and my jowls are hanging beneath my chin.
But... you don't have a chin?
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
come on, that's not totally true
if you squint a bit you can kind of see something that might be a chin here
[ 14.03.2008, 08:26: Message edited by: Jimmy Big Nuts ]
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
lol. I had forgotten about Amish Benway.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
anyway
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
You remind me of someone here but I can't think who. It's on the tip of my tongue.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Actually, somehow that photo looks like young Tom Hanks bulked up to play you in a film of your life.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: remember when ringo turned up to a meet one time and we were all like "!!!!!"
that's what I'm rocking at the moment.
Wait, what? What are you talking about?
Actually one of the things I was most looking forward to about the meet was people like "omg you look amazing, like a normal human being not like a hairy version of Sadsack"
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Oh man. How annoying. This is one meat that I possibly could have participated in - Breast Meat. I would have eclisped all other mamms with my shuddering, fleshy zeppelins. Until someone made a remarkably crass comment about them by way of saying hello, prompting me to punch them in the face and then leave. So perhaps it's best that I'm not going.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
bnonorks.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
So. Breastmeet2. Is anybody around in the afternoon at all so we can start a bit early? I know Damo said he could be there at 6.30 but do any other slackers on here not have jobs or have the day off and could potentially hook up at like, 5pm or something?
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
am i going to walk into a wall of drunken waps?
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
My zebulons will be incarcerated in my office until god knows when, so no early start for me.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
earliest i will be available to walk into drunken baps will prob be closer to 7.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
quote:Originally posted by London: So. Breastmeet2. Is anybody around in the afternoon at all so we can start a bit early? I know Damo said he could be there at 6.30 but do any other slackers on here not have jobs or have the day off and could potentially hook up at like, 5pm or something?
when is this? i maybe could have a drink with you in the afternoon
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
me and my puppies are coming straight from waterloo station but i wont be there until like, seven at the earliest.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
but the puppies will be there slightly earlier...
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
yeah, you can expect them at five to.
Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
I'm in town and up for this if it's all still going ahead. I would hate to think of my boobs being taken in vain. Or something.
Plus I would very much like to see preggers London and DD, who I was thinking about the other day in relation to the words 'red shoes, no knickers'. bradley's at 6.30? London, can we persuade ubertrick down? x
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Isn't Oobs a farmer now? Or something?
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
why don't you come along and ask her?
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
When is it?
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
ho ho! tomoz. 6.30 onwards.
innit
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Ah! Thursdays! Among my people the Thursday she is sacred.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Coward.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: Ah! Thursdays! Among my people the Thursday she is sacred.
ah what a set up! the inquisitive question, the delicate pause, only to pull away at the last moment.
i feel like the kid in peanuts that never kicks the ball.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
For those of you who have no idea what doc is going on about...
Posted by Carter (Member # 426) on :
Who are those people? I don't understand.
Posted by Carter (Member # 426) on :
Just checked the url and Google - crazy-ass hyper-niche reference, damo!
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
no ralph, not charlie brown. linus. that's the one i meant.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
linus? why do you feel like linus?
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
Linus was the insecure little boy that had to have a blankie... Your reference to the ball is Charlie Brown.
If you are going to make an analogy, at least make it accurate!
Sheesh!
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
After the Hoyle debacle you'd think doc d would have learnt his lesson, rather than stranding himself in another cultural ditch.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
because he never got to kick the ball either ralph. do you see how that works now?
the easy thing was there to kick, you went to kick it, it moved.
it's not that funny. but it works in much the same way as charlie brown doesn't get to kick the ball.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
schroeder never got to kick the ball either. or sally for that matter. maybe you're feeling like sally? Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
[ 19.03.2008, 12:17: Message edited by: Black Mask ]
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
I bet the next post is moronic.
[ 19.03.2008, 12:19: Message edited by: ralph ]
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Charlie Brown is shit. It's always been shit. How the fuck did it ever get to be so popular? It's absolute, undiluted, unmitigated shit.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: Charlie Brown is shit. It's always been shit. How the fuck did it ever get to be so popular? It's absolute, undiluted, unmitigated shit.
Probably to do with its unthreatening, melancholic view of childhood, coupled with some easliy identifiable visual tropes and an idiosyncratic style. Couple that with its banal universiality and very broad characters it's obviously going to go off like a rocket. I'm suprised you had to ask. What, are you thick or something?
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
autistic humour.
mine that is.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Seriously Black Mask. I'm surprised at you.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Fucking S.H.I.T!
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Oh, the little red-haired girl doesn't want to have lunch with you? She probably doesn't want to catch cancer, you bald-headed little **** . Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
It is kind of shit, even though I always had a soft spot for woodstock. I'm trying to find evidence of his awesomeness, but it appears to be in short supply. I did enjoy him calling Snoopy 'Banana Nose' though.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
Also - I'm assuming a lot of you have seen this short story but it is making me giggle, mostly because it sounds very much like TMO.
Ok so 7pm, Bradys then. If anyone wants to do any kind of phone number swappage, please email me on ampster at gmail to make this happen. Otherwise, see you tomorrow!
Scrawny, you should come! I asked Ubertrick but I don't think she can make it... but I will try again just in case.
Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
I'm in, I'm in. It's close to my office, my boss is gone for the week, and I haven't seen you in ages. Will email l'uber and chase her.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
I am around in London town all day tomorrow, so am definitely up for early drinks. Anytime after about 11 am, in fact.
Amp I will email you my mobile number, and if anyone else wants to meet up, they can email her for it. Or should I just give it out here.
xxxxx
There. I'm just going to be wandering round central London, or along the river, or going to museums, or something, and there's a specialist languages bookshop I want to go to off Regent Street, but really what I'd like to be doing is drinking in a pub, with you all, then, so.
See you tomorrow
[ 22.03.2008, 04:42: Message edited by: mart ]
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
i hope nobody is pissed up by the time i get there. that would be shocking.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
i'll be high on life mate
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
i'll meet you in the toilets, we can do lines of life together.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
heh
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
So, tonight, yeah?
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
supposedly
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
hope so.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Right well I'm heading off into town now (am in Plumstead at the mo), so will see you later.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Lovely weather for it, isn't it?
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
does this place have an indoors? yes?
we'll be fine.
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
I'm having a hideous clash of responsibilities, meaning that I may have to just 'pop' in to say hello then bugger off again. Will anyone be there at 6.30?
Posted by Pepper (Member # 353) on :
quote:Originally posted by doc d: does this place have an indoors?
It has a tiny indoors, the downstairs part of which smells strongly of wee.
Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
enough already about your vagina.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
jolly good. Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tilde: enough already about your vagina.
Pay attention, Tilde - herbs said she had a 'hideous clash'
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: Pay attention, Tilde - herbs said she had a 'hideous clash'
I thought that was one of those things that we never discussed...like Mikey's height and your weight. Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
Well?
I'm going to pop in anyway, and if you're not there, well then you'll be sorry.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by mart: Zero Seven Eight Four Five Nine Six Eight Three Seven Six
heh. I just tried to call this number from work, but international calls are blocked. Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
quote:Originally posted by herbs: Well?
I'm going to pop in anyway, and if you're not there, well then you'll be sorry.
i'll be there at 6.30. ish
Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
bradley's on spanway street, right? x
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
quote:Originally posted by scrawny: bradley's on spanway street, right? x
No.
But I guess you worked that one out...
When it comes to my deathbed, number one on my list of regrets will be leaving BreastMeat2, which was shaping up to RULE, to take 29 different forms of public transport to a totally lame (yes, more than usual) am dram rehearsal, where I just reprised the chorus moves to 'Consider Yourself' for the 500th time, with a bunch of retards who can't remember that you twirl round BEFORE the 'one of us' at the end. GODD.
Please tell me BM2 turned out to be really boring.
Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
That was pleasent.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
my kebab was grand
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Ah. Bank Holdiday today. I was hoping to see pictures of BreastMeetII.
Posted by rooster (Member # 738) on :
man those Brits have a lot of holidays, don't they? freakin' slackers. Poor froopy is at work.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
I know, right? They don't have that good old American work ethic. Lazy gits.
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
So, today we see what TMO would be like if it was entirely comprised of Americans?
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
I haven't really noticed much of a difference...
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
Shouldn't we start chanting "U-S-A" or something?
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Nah. They know who we are. They'll never forget how we saved their pale flabby arses in WWII.
Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
Is the only thing you have to talk about your nationality in regards to being different to the British you boring c.unts?
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Of course not. We also have beautiful teeth.
Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
It's such a shame none of you can suck dick.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
I've never tried. I might be able to suck dick very well.
Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
I don't think you would, your beautiful teeth would get in the way, because at every other point in time aamericans seem unable to shut up about them.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
You did ask.
wanker
[ 24.03.2008, 14:40: Message edited by: ralph ]
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
quote:Originally posted by jnhoj: Is the only thing you have to talk about your nationality in regards to being different to the British you boring c.unts?
Left to our own devices for a period of time, we were clearly planning an invasion. It's a national pastime, you know.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Americans have white teeth because they don't chew their food. FACT.
Also, from my experience of Americans sucking dick (porn) I would say that Americans are to giving head, what Dance Dance Revolution is to actual dancing.
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
I dunno... Having had head from both the Yank and the Brit variety... There really isn't a lot in it...
Though, the girl in Virginia... Hands down winner in all categories.
Southern belles are so much better than Essex slags.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Well at the very least they're probably more fun to hang out with. No matter how good your essex slag may be, I don't think I'd be able to really get into it. I wouldn't be able to shake the feeling of I'm being noshed off by an Essex slag. Is this really what I've become?
Which would really ruin your enjoyment of it.
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
quote:Originally posted by herbs: Please tell me BM2 turned out to be really boring.
Alternatively, tell me it was gr9. I want some news.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
It was a very nice evening, Herbs.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
my pints all came in at once. so after the guinness i was useless. and thought "home".
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