I’m just in the process of sorting out my holiday plans for this year. A week and a half in central France. Le Mans to be precise, to watch the greatest motorsport event of the year, le 24 Heures Du Mans. I’ve never been to see an endurance race like that. We’re going long enough to catch all of the testing and qualifying, and to see the whole race. It’s a camping trip so nice and cheap. It’s actually the first holiday I’ve been on for years so I’m pretty excited about it, and it’s been even longer since I went camping so that’s even more reason to be excited. And that’s before we get to the spectacle of LM Prototypes running at full chat in the middle of the night. The Mulsanne straight of the Circuit de la Sarthe illuminated only by headlights and the flashes of blue and red flame from 700 degree exhaust outlets. I’m so excited I could poop.
But what are your plans for your summer holiday, or if you’re an American, your summer vacation?
Anyone else going to Le Mans like me and fancy catching up at some point?
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
dude I'm totally going to Le Mans this year!
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Sounds like you'll have a blast, ringo.
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: But what are your plans for your summer holiday, or if you’re an American, your summer vacation?
We're planning a camping trip to the Cape Cod, MA, area; my family and four other families who are also homeschooling-liberal-hippie-types. We're also planning a handful of day trips to various and sundry places (the aquarium in Boston being one of them). If I can swing it, I'd like to travel south to Philly to visit me old mum and dad. It's been a few years since I've seen them.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I feel like I'm falling for a joke of some kind, here but... really? for the race?
[benway] No! Psyche!! [/benway]
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
no, I'm not really going to Le Mans.
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Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
you can be such a ***** at times...
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
suck it up.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
anyway, let's not dwell on what a **** I am.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
why not? what's to be gained by making poor ringo think you're going to le mans? might even be worthy of a new shit thread...
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Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I think camping is something I'd like to do more of. More than 'not ever' that is. I used to go camping when I was younger, in the Scouts, but I've not done anything of the kind since. Except this one time when I got drunk and fell asleep in my garden. I don't think that really counts though.
But there's something really pleasing about roughing it in a tent, with a little camping stove and some basic food. But the unfortunate thing is that for most of my friends, camping is only done in conjunction with going to some fuckawful music event like glastonbury or some other gobshite like that. Brr
Posted by Carter (Member # 426) on :
I'm going to play stupid amounts of cricket and lie around drinking Pimms. Can't leave the country, stupid pregnant women
And need to save money for small person etc.
I always thought motorsport was one of those things like golf and sailing, where you get a much better idea of what's going on if you watch on TV.
And then I did a stint as track doctor at the Goodwood Revival. Fuck me that's some crazy shit. Absolutely awesome experience, and that's 30 year old cars! 800bhp aero'd brutes at 220mph down Mulsanne - that's going to redefine sweet. You'd better take some metformin with you Ringers...
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Can we just ignore benway please. You're just validating his cuntery
Posted by Carter (Member # 426) on :
OK
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
I'm not so much validating it as attempting to understand his behavior. In a Jane Goodall and the chimps kind of way.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
There's something to be said for classic GT cars. The Cobras, Austin Healeys, Aston Martins, Jaguars, etc etc. They make a much sweeter noise than modern cars, and drive in a way that's much more exciting to watch than modern race cars, because they're more inclined to slide in 4 wheel drifts around the corners which is always great to see.
Also, most of the top LMP1 cars are now running biodiesel or similar, which just don't have the same kind of noise as the old petrol monsters, even if they are quicker.
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
Much like Carter, my holiday plans this summer are likely to be on the low-key side. Given that we will have a baby in the household for most of the summer months, overnight travel away from home doesn't seem likely. I will be avoiding Cape Cod, though, because it's nightmarish during the summer months. So, lots of day trips, I guess, to events like the Scooper Bowl in Boston, and such other family friendly fun. Oh, and hopefully heading out cycling with the older daughter a few times. Just the one, though- I won't be able to head out with both younguns until next year.
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
Oooh holidays! I have totally got a wide-on for holidays at the moment! Having recently returned from snowboarding in Colorado (paid for by work as I had to go to a conference there), I am mostly looking forwards to going diving in the Red Sea on Thursday. The rest of the time I am shitting myself about it. Then in May I am going to Gibraltar for a day and a night, sailing across the straits to Tangiers, staying a day and getting the over night train to Marrakech to stay in one of those fancy riads with a little pool and dining room on the roof! Then in mid July I am going to go and stay with posh-friend’s parents in their Irish castle and go on speedboats! Then in late July I am going to row up the Thames in an old rowing skiff for 5 days and camp on the river banks at night. We will row past Bray and I want to go to The Fat Duck, but there is dissent in the ranks about this. Mostly from a vegetarian student which makes sense I suppose.
I would also like to do some more UK camping. Possibly the Wye valley. And the Isle of Mann.
I think I may be having some kind of mid-life crisis what with all the adventure-holidays and yearning for an impractical vehicle. I even caught myself thinking about getting a tattoo! Does anyone know any hot, but unsuitably young boys?
Posted by Carter (Member # 426) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: Jaguars
There's an awesome E-type prototype called the CUT 7 that always turns up. Beautiful body, phenomenal noise, driven like a barried Nova (but perfectly, obv) - in a ridiculously butch battleship grey colour.
Woof.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
How young is unsuitably young?
Posted by Carter (Member # 426) on :
quote:Originally posted by Abby: Marrakech to stay in one of those fancy riads with a little pool and dining room on the roof!
Would that be the Dar Vedra, by any bizarre coincidence?
Or do they all have those.
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Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
no holidays for me this year I think.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
quote:Originally posted by Carter:
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: Jaguars
There's an awesome E-type prototype called the CUT 7 that always turns up. Beautiful body, phenomenal noise, driven like a barried Nova (but perfectly, obv) - in a ridiculously butch battleship grey colour.
Woof.
I love a good E-type. Not that there's such a thing as a bad one. Especially with a nice row of big-choke carburettors popping and wailling. But the best thing is seeing these cars, each worth hundreds of thousands, being driven hell for leather in a competative way. Not just a parade but a proper race where all involved are actually doing their best and driving as hard as they can while still racing cleanly. It's what the cars are made for. It makes me sad seeing these beautifully restored sports and race cars sitting gathering dust in garages, never getting to turn a wheel in anger.
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
I reckon that below 24 would be ‘a bit young’ and below 22 would be unsuitable? Who knows! I am 28...what do you all reckon the eyebrow raising limit would be?
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
also, good luck in tangiers abby. Helpful hint: Don't talk to a fucking soul until you leave because everybody will try and sell you something if you let them. Everybody. Do not believe in any of the smiles or the offers or the chats. They are lies.
Posted by Carter (Member # 426) on :
I looked after Dario Franchitti after he stacked an E-type into the tyre wall a couple of years ago.
And that was just in qualifying!
Fuck modern F1, that was a hardcore era.
Have you been to the Revival Ringo?
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Abby: I reckon that below 24 would be ‘a bit young’ and below 22 would be unsuitable? Who knows! I am 28...what do you all reckon the eyebrow raising limit would be?
It takes a lot to raise my eyebrow when it comes to age differential. Of course my wife is 17 1/2 years younger than I am.
Posted by Carter (Member # 426) on :
Are you suggesting Abby takes a 10-year-old boy to Marrakech?
Isn't that rather coals to Newcastle?
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I haven't, no. I mean to go to things like that, but unfortunately just never seem to get round to it. Although this year my mission is more to get myself some proper track action. As of tonight, the Roadster is going into the garage to have a complete footwork overhaul so should be in good shape for me to attend a few trackdays over the summer. I keep making excuses because I know I'm going to suck, but it's the only way to get better.
I think the last actual motorsport I went to see was Rallycross at lydden hill last year.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Carter: Are you suggesting Abby takes a 10-year-old boy to Marrakech?
I'm suggesting that I wouldn't judge her provided her escort was of an age where he could legally consent to whatever it was she had planned.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Abby: I reckon that below 24 would be ‘a bit young’ and below 22 would be unsuitable? Who knows! I am 28...what do you all reckon the eyebrow raising limit would be?
Somewhere between 16 and 18, I'd say.
Ringer/Carto:
Have you heard about the *proposed plan to ban cars over a certain age from entering cities, for pollution reasons? How does this make you feel? Posted by Carter (Member # 426) on :
Ping-pong, then. Not quite what she had in mind, probably.
Unrelated topic - Morocco seems to be run by gay French couples. No-one else is allowed to own or run any business related to tourism.
Fact!
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
I'm totally jealous of Abbey's holiday plans! I don't have any at all, apart from a week in London over Easter. And then after I have squeeze the child out I was thinking of just going home because I miss home etc, but then everyone keeps going on about how awesome Stockholm is in the summer. And part of me thinks that maybe to spend July here might be nice. There is water everywhere and you can swim wherever you want, it's so clear and nice, maybe I could take the baby swimming or something? So I might spend the summer here and then go home for the autumn. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know what life is like with a new baby. I don't know what happens. Crying, shitting. What else?
Posted by Carter (Member # 426) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: plan to ban cars over a certain age from entering cities, for pollution reasons?
Still think lorries and buses are worse offenders, although they're not so revenue-friendly to fuck over.
Has anyone looked into the TOTAL environmental cost of new cars? Mine's 8 years old {and drinks like George Best's ghost, but that's another issue...} - and I would definitely get better mileage and pollute less with a newer car, but at which point would construction and shipping (environmental) costs be outweighed by this benefit?
All the advice columns in the motoring supps always warn people about to change cars for mileage/money reasons - especially to diesels - that you have to keep and drive the car for a surprisingly long time before this makes financial sense - so how about green sense?
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Carter: Has anyone looked into the TOTAL environmental cost of new cars? Mine's 8 years old {and drinks like George Best's ghost, but that's another issue...} - and I would definitely get better mileage and pollute less with a newer car, but at which point would construction and shipping (environmental) costs be outweighed by this benefit?
My thoughts precisely.
This legislation would undoubtedly be a good thing for the motor industry. It would be a bit like when Microsoft launch a new version of Windows that forces people to upgrade their hardware to run it. Artificially limiting cars' lifespans hardly seems like an answer to the pollution problems.
I'm also pretty disgusted by those adverts that say "If you don't pay your car tax, we now have the power to crush your car." Wow, yeah, crushing a perfectly servicable car that took X amount of raw materials and power to produce... that's pretty environmentally friendly. What's wrong with impounding, and ultimately auctioning off offenders' cars?
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Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: I'm also pretty disgusted by those adverts that say "If you don't pay your car tax, we now have the power to crush your car." What's wrong with impounding, and ultimately auctioning offenders' cars off?
They should just fuck them up a bit: dent a few panels, key scratch down the side, bit of obscene graffiti and a smashed side window replaced with cardboard. Then give it back.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
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Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Reading through that news page you posted though Misc, it doesn't actually cite any source. It says about a petition against it, but there's nothing to actually substantiate the idea that this has even been proposed in a formal fashion.
But yeah, if it is true then it seems hugely counter productive in a time when we should be making our resources last, not squandering them by constantly replacing things which work with things which are new.
I'm sure I read somewhere that it actually takes more natural resources to make a car than that car will consume in its entire useful lifetime.
It's also a bit ridiculous considering new safety legislation means cars are much heavier than they used to be, so modern efficient engines tend not to really get any more gas mileage than the older ones, as they're lugging more weight around.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by London: I don't know what life is like with a new baby. I don't know what happens. Crying, shitting. What else?
Is no-one going to do the 'Crying, shitting...' joke?
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
South of France last two weeks of July is my real holiday and next month I have a round trip of the USA in a week taking in Omaha, San Antonio and San Francisco..
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
What on earth would make you visit Omaha?
Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
We've got two weeks in the Loire Valley in July, just sort of poking about and looking at stuff, and a group trip to Portugal in September - villa on the Algarve. I would love to go camping but Princess Thorn can't function without a hot shower. One of my 'To Do' things this year was go and climb more mountains, but every weekend from here to eternity seems to be booked all of a sudden.
To those who do go camping - where do you go and do you do the ancient-bivvy type tent or the modern comes-with-a-kitchen-and-three-bedrooms sort?
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Well technically I don't actually have a tent yet. But I'll be getting one which is basic, about the right size for me to sleep in and not much else. And keeps the rain off, and keeps me dry. I certainly don't need a 4 bedroom house which will assemble itself in less than a second at the tug of a cord. That's just not British.
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
I use a fairly small modern tent, but we generally take a larger one or some gazebo things for hanging about in.
And go to campsites which have hot showers.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Octavia: I would love to go camping but Princess Thorn can't function without a hot shower.
lol. This doesn't come as a big shock.
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by Octavia: To those who do go camping - where do you go and do you do the ancient-bivvy type tent or the modern comes-with-a-kitchen-and-three-bedrooms sort?
We've got a family tent with two bedrooms and a central area for... I dunno, putting stuff in?
We did a lot of camping in 2006 but didn't go once in 2007 because it was so wet that even on dry days the campsites would've been quagmires. But fingers crossed for this year because it's good fun.
Campsites have improved a lot these days as well, and even include hot showers.
If you're going to the Loire then I do recommend the Zoo de Doué (rubbish website though). Someone recommended it to us while we were there and we sort of thought, "Yeah, whatever, another zoo..." but turns out it's really excellent. Very memorable.
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
Don't bother with the mushroom museum though.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
"B.. but I thought this was supposed to be the museum of champions!" Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by Octavia:
To those who do go camping - where do you go and do you do the ancient-bivvy type tent or the modern comes-with-a-kitchen-and-three-bedrooms sort?
We've got a Burgundian pavillion, from Past Tents but haven't had a chance to use it for years. Maybe this year...
Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
That's an amazing tent! That's so cool!
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
It's a bastard to put up and it gets hot as fuck inside. Other than that, yeah, it is pretty cool.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
quote:Originally posted by ralph: What on earth would make you visit Omaha?
That's where the bank I have to talk to is based.
Still, on the plus side late in the year I might also have Singapore, Japan and Australia.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: That's where the bank I have to talk to is based.
Still, on the plus side late in the year I might also have Singapore, Japan and Australia.
Right. And everybody knows they don't have phones in Nebraska.
Those other possible destinations sound great though. They would *almost* make up for a visit to America's Heartland.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
If I could do it by phone I probably would, but it's a face to face with the risk departments and the techie implementation teams and the main acquiring teams (all means nothing)
So there's a whole brood of us going to make us look professional and not lile the chaotic shower of shit we really are.
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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: We've got a Burgundian pavillion, from Past Tents but haven't had a chance to use it for years. Maybe this year...
lol, ace. Arise Sir Mask for I have sausages hot off the butaneth cooker.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
quote:Originally posted by Octavia: To those who do go camping - where do you go and do you do the ancient-bivvy type tent or the modern comes-with-a-kitchen-and-three-bedrooms sort?
I borrow an old ridge tent from a mate - you know, an old-style A-frame Swallows and Amazons tent, which is solid as a bastard and roomier than most modern ones. It's bulky and heavy, though, so you can only use it if you're taking a car.
We only camp where you can have an actual fire, as otherwise there's no point in going. The whole day then structures itself with that evening blaze in mind, sitting round with a massive pile of wood collected, lots of booze, a pot au feu or somesuch, and that lovely feeling of everyone sat round chatting shit staring at the flames.
Not many places you can do that (have a fire). There's a good one in Norfolk (Breck Farm), and a couple in the Lakes - Peel Island on Coniston is great fun, particularly as you have to take your own boat to actually get there, and it's not actually a campsite, just an island (where they filmed Swallows and Amazons, incidentally), with no facilities or nothing.
That sounds like me totally showing off, doesn't it. Sorry.
Peel/Wildcat Island: Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by mart: Not many places you can do that (have a fire).
Really? Is it against the law? How restrictive. I'm permitted to have a fire in my own yard for Christs' sake.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Probably seems a bit foolhardy to start a fire in a yard surrounding a wooden house.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Grab the marshmallows, Maw!
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Probably seems a bit foolhardy to start a fire in a yard surrounding a wooden house.
I can burn a fire provided it's at least 75 feet from any structure. And this time of year I'm permitted to burn brush. I've got lots of brush. Sunday I'm planning on having a huge bonfire, safe in the knowledge that since there's still 2 feet of snow on the ground, it can't possibly get out of control.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
It's restricted on public campsites, ralph, yes. Most of them, anyway. A proper bonfire, I mean, on the ground, scorched earth and all that. In the past we have dug up the turf and put it aside, had a fire, then the next day put it out and replaced the turf so you can't tell.
Another way to do it is in something big like the drum of a washing machine (perfect cos it's got lots of holes), on a wooden base or something. Or a massive old wok. There are ways and means, but there's nothing like a proper blaze, is there.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
No, there's nothing like a proper blaze. A friend of mine was burning brush last spring and let things get a bit out of control though. The fire department showed up just before his 20+ acres of woods caught fire.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
That can't be the last post on TMO ever. ralph bragging about his masochictic arsonist friend.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
That wasn't bragging you dolt.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Sorry, ralph. I thought it was another attempt at chiefing world disasters.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
it kind of was bragging. It was kind of like
quote: yeah...you think you've seen fire, youngblood? Yeah? You all that? You a human fuckin' cannonball or some shit, limey? Shit homie. The only fire you'll see is when I light your ass with this here gat. For reals. I ain't even playin' witcha. I'll smoke you out sooner than you could say "twenty plus motherfucking acres of billowing black", motherfucker. Ya'll need to check what goes down in my yard, in my 'hood. That's right. Got more flames that yo' mamma got john's hiding in her goddam closet. Got more heat than the long beach five - oh. We be burning more bush than a blowtorch on a pussy, son. Now get! Cracker-assed city dwelling bitch...
that how everybody else read it, yeah?
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Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
That's not at all how it sounded. To anyone. Although I did imply the cracker-assed city dwelling bitch part.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
that's exactly how it sounded to me.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
yeah, but you're not right in the head. established fact.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
That's what I was feeling. We should've stepped up and smoked that fool.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
yeah, alright. So two of us thought that.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
What? ralph? What? Talk to the dog?! I can't believe what I'm hearing.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
what's he going on about? Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
This cat is crazy.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
******* *****.
Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
I'm blaming the decline on tmo on all the fucking...the fucking..I can barely say it...
parents Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
fo pizzle ma rizzle.
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
Oh, it'll happen to you two, too. Perhaps it already has.
Tomorrow's thread preview: What will jhonj's and benway's future kids look and be like?
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
Separately, I meant. Not together. That would be an entirely different path of speculation than the one I had intended.
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
quote:Originally posted by jnhoj: I'm blaming the decline on tmo on all the fucking...the fucking..I can barely say it...
parents
Or... The fact that most of us have grown up a bit and the idea of 'cool' and 'trendy' by ingesting as many chemicals as possible and shagging whatever moved in a piss soaked loo as some crackhead does lines off your asscheek isn't as attractive as it used to be.
FFS, everyone whinges about the decline of TMO. Most of us that are here have 'known' each other for almost 10 years... Well, closer to 10 years than not anyway. That's a fucking long time on the interweb.
Stop fucking whinging. Stop trying to find blame. And spunk in a cup for Glastonbury!
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
And when I say "most of us", I of course mean those of us with kids whilst the rest of you tenuously hang onto vestiges of 'what that was' while the people you hang out with secretly laugh behind your back calling you "dirty old man" and "clapped out ho"
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Another well informed, reasonable observation there from Sabian.
He's doing his part. Are you? Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
Last week on the way to work, I found three or four crackheads doing lines off my asscheeks. The terrible part was that they'd probably been there for ages, and everybody had seen them, yet nobody said anything to me. Embarrassing.
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Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Yeah.
Word.
Um.
Shizzle.
Fo' Pizzle ?
Drizzle.
Yes, terrible weather we've been having of late.
Indeed.
Spiffing.
What, What.
Toodle Pip.
Ta-ra.
Palmer Tompkinson ?
I would, even though she looks like a fucking wax-work.
Time for bed.
Boing.
Said Zebedee.
LOL.
All your base are belong to us.
Hello Cats.
Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
If I ever get to the stage where someone is doing lines off my ass cheeks man, I'll knwo I've made it!
Unexpected vitriol there though, I enjoyed that.
Do any of you feel guilty for bringing your children into a world that is going to be horrible for them?
Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
Especially given the fact you're all going to be their parents, you assfucks.
Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
And my vote is going for Mikee to be the next person to fling his spunk juice into a vagina.
Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
I want to do al ot of holidaying this year. I'd like to go to portugal for a weekend to see my friend carlos, a festival in barcelona estavalle? something? And then back to Italy to see my ex / some friends and just hang out.
Unfortunately I'm sorting mail.
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
quote:Originally posted by jnhoj: And my vote is going for Mikee to be the next person to fling his spunk juice into a vagina.
Interesting phrasing. Makes it seem acrobatic, like he's going to somehow project it through the air across the room. Hey babe, hold still, I call this one the 'penis trebuchet' Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
That's the way I'm going to do it, because then I can say to my offspring
"Son, you were once part of the Penis Based vagina Attack Air Force, flying through the air at roughly 25 mph, you not penetrated your target, you NAILED IT!
And if it's a girl, I'm going to make my sure my wife has a very powerful reprodutive system so she can fire her eggs out into the air, and then I fire my spunk into the air, and then there will be a miracle mid air conception.
Then we'll have to put that back inside with our fingers but you know.
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
quote:Originally posted by jnhoj: That's the way I'm going to do it, because then I can say to my offspring
"Son, you were once part of the Penis Based vagina Attack Air Force, flying through the air at roughly 25 mph, you not penetrated your target, you NAILED IT!
Brilliant. Like the final attack scene in Return of the Jedi.
Jnohnj: Almost there... almost there...
Splayedfemalecompanion:Stay on target!
Perhaps you could even wear Star Wars costumes, though you'd presumably have to cut out strategic holes to make it all work properly.
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Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
quote:Originally posted by sabian: The fact that most of us have grown up a bit and the idea of 'cool' and 'trendy' by ingesting as many chemicals as possible and shagging whatever moved in a piss soaked loo as some crackhead does lines off your asscheek isn't as attractive as it used to be.
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