It seems important to me to like the person you married.
quote:'I will always love Pete'
Yeh, and she's a virgin too.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
I can't help but think that the Amazon comments had something to do with the breakup.
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
quote:The pair "have both requested that the media respect their families' privacy at this difficult time".
....whilst they negotiate an exclusive deal with OK! Magazine.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
You can't be mean to Jawdun, though - she had a difficult childhood.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
I felt a bit sad for her when I read that. It's not often someone's as clear as that about the fact they wanted to stay together.
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by sam: It seems important to me to like the person you married.
quote:'I will always love Pete'
Yeh, and she's a virgin too.
I really like it when people stay friends after they've split up. I believe that Jack Nicholson is still good mates with his ex-wife about 20 years after they divorced. And Jimmy Page apparently has a family get together at Christmas with his ex-wives and all the children together as friends. And there are loads of other examples in Celebrity World and even in Real Life.
I know nothing of the Jordans though.
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
quote:Originally posted by dang65: I really like it when people stay friends after they've split up.
quote: One friend told Closer magazine that Pete, 35, was sick of being put down by his wife...
GALLERY: KATIE PRICE - A NASTY WIFE IN ACTION
..."Pete really has had enough.
"He's told her that unless she treats him with some compassion and like an equal then their wedding vows don't mean a thing," the friend said.
Well, yes...
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
quote:Originally posted by dang65: I really like it when people stay friends after they've split up.
quote: One friend told Closer magazine that Pete, 35, was sick of being put down by his wife...
GALLERY: KATIE PRICE - A NASTY WIFE IN ACTION
..."Pete really has had enough.
"He's told her that unless she treats him with some compassion and like an equal then their wedding vows don't mean a thing," the friend said.
Well, yes...
Yeah, well, people do split up for a reason, but it doesn't mean they have to hate each other afterwards. I mean, some things would be fairly unforgivable - I doubt if Josef Fritzl will be welcome at family gatherings, for a while at least - but I'd have thought a lot of people split up because they can't stand living together any more. Or because one of them puts it about a bit. But why those things have to continue as irreconcilable feuds for decades afterwards is always a mystery to me. Though I suppose it's down to the individuals.
I'm just saying that I like it when people do carry on being friendly and getting together occasionally. I'd certainly be very happy to meet up with any of my own previous relationshipees, and not even in the hope of a nostalgic shag or anything.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Peter Andre will come shuffling back after a day or two without Jordan's cock.
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
In all seriousness, dang, I agree with you; especially when they have children like those two do.
Mind, there is a difference between being friends and being friendly. The former is somewhat rare imo. I would guess these two will manage the latter though - eventually. Neither seem particularly hateful people.
[ 13.05.2009, 10:11: Message edited by: sam ]
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by sam: Neither seem particularly hateful people.
lol
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: I can't help but think that the Amazon comments had something to do with the breakup.
The following, my favourite, was removed...
quote: Wake me up, I must be dreaming., 24 Nov 2006
Reviewer: Oogly Shabubu - See all my reviews
Oh. My. God. Have I just heard the best album in the world? I think I have. Here's a track by track breakdown...
1. A Whole New World - This is a Disney favourite from Beauty and the Beast. In the duet Pete sings Beauty's part with a nutless falsetto that will leave you gasping for air. Jordan, with her jutting underbite, takes the Beast's part and makes it her own. She really gets her teeth into it. Definitely. It's worth getting the album just to hear Jordan get her teeth into the Beast's part.
2. The Best Things In Life Are Free - This is the Monkees' classic that Peter and Andre grab by the throat and sing into oblivion. Jordan's good, too. He does the choreography on this one, and it shows! Stunning!
3. Endless Love - Bette Midler classic. Apparently Bette didn't want anyone covering this track but when she heard Jordan's last single she wept... salt tears... and she gave the song to them to do with as they will. Bette also promised never to sing again as long as Katie and Pete are alive. So. Result.
4. Islands In The Stream - The Sheppey/Canvey Anthem. Close your eyes and you could be standing outside Stars niteclub on a Saturday night with a used condom in your pocket and a brown ale bottle hanging out of your throat. Waiting for your boyfriend.
5. Tonight I Celebrate My Love For You - And don't they just! The Jordan's give full vent to their legendary romance in this number. It throbs! Apparently every morning, when his minders wake him and escort him to Jordan's mansion from his quarters, Peter waves at Katie and blows her a kiss. Jordan lets him do this. Now, THAT's love.
6. Cherish - Most people think this number was written by Hank Williams but, actually, it was penned by Rat Scabies of the Damned, and it's none the worse for it. A pounding backbeat propels the plaintive cry of the lovestruck couple into an orgiastic maelstrom of confused lust. Put on extra lipgloss for this one. I know I do.
7. The Two Of Us - Kool and the Gang sung this originally, but it was rank. This is the definitive version with Peter on sitar and Katie on bagpipes, blowing her empty little head off.
8. I Come Down - When Pete first got diagnosed with this unusual complaint he was devastated, props to him for going public with it, I say. Apparently when Katie allows him into her compound for fertilisation purposes it's like a pillow fight in a henhouse.
9. Don't Go Breaking My Heart - This is a brand new number written by Katie. She wrote it herself. On the fridge. With magnetic letters. The original fridge is now in the British Museum. It's a national treasure.
10. To Die For - Peter wanted at least one song on the album that reminded him of his childhood in Chernobyl, and this is it. You don't hear the balalaika nearly enough on records nowadays, in my humble op. The zither ensemble and the choir of specially blinded orphans is the cherry on the cake.
11. I've Had The Time Of My Life - This should've been the new Bond song but it wasn't any good so they put it on the end of the album. You'll love it, though. It's gritty and real. And two minutes twelve seconds long.
12. Lullaby - This is the song that Pete and Katie sing their kids at home. It's a masterpiece. Recorded at their home you can hear Hollyoaks on the telly in the background with Pete messing around with his decks while Katie repeatedly shouts, "GO TO SLEEP! DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THERE!"
This album rocks. You don't deserve it.
Buy this album!
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
lol, that review above always makes me laugh.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:In 2009, Andre escaped from Jordan mansion. All they found of him was a muddy set of jogging gear, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I used to think it would take six-hundred years to tunnel under the wall with it. Old Andre did it in less than four. Oh, Andre loved geology. I guess it appealed to his meticulous nature. An ice age here, million years of mountain building there. Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big god-damned poster of Jodie Marsh. Like I said, in Jordan mansion a man will do anything to keep his mind occupied. It turns out Andre's favorite hobby was totin' his wall through the exercise yard, a handful at a time. I guess after Gareth Gates was killed, he decided he had been here just about long enough. Andre did like he was told, buffed those Manolo Blahniks to a high mirror shine. The minders simply didn't notice. Neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at Peter Andre's shoes? Andre crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Not as good as Barry's Jordan review but I had fun writing it. Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Not as good as Barry's Jordan review but I had fun writing it.
That's hilarious.
I've tried to add another but Amazon are filtering all my reviews at the moment. I'm on double secret probation.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
I had to settle for a comment Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Hey that reminds me. I was at Silverstone a few weeks ago watching the Renault World Series. It's a bunch of races using Renault cars like Cios and Meganes, plus three classes of open wheel race cars (like F1 style race cars). It's free, so the grandstands are always full, which keeps the sponsors interested and is why the event continues to operate.
Anyway, being a free event, you get different people from those you'd find at a normal race weekend that you'd have to pay for. Most of the people don't really have that much of an interest in racing, but they're just there for a free day out.
Silverstone sells ear defenders from its infield shop; they're pretty cheap and come in a rance of fun colours and patterns for kids to use, since kids have sensitive ears and top level motorsports are *really* loud. Like, if you've not actually heard something like an F1 car, or a 3.5 Formula Renault car, it's really hard to even describe just how loud and piercing it is watching 20 odd race cars blast past you at full throttle. Usually at these race events all the kids are having a great time and have their ear defenders while idiots like me just let the cars ruin their ears and spend the rest of the day shouting "WHAT?" in response to anything said to them.
But at this event I saw virtually no kids wearing ear defenders whatsoever. I was sat in one of the main grandstands watching the top level Formula cars and there was this family there. All tracksuited up. Dad all red-faced with a beer in hand, kids clambering around the place. They had two tiny kids, maybe a year and two years give or take, and these two kids were really screaming. Like properly distressed, holding their ears and crying their eyes out, while the family was completely ignoring them. I saw loads of people like that through the course of the day and I just couldn't believe that parents would do something like that to their kids. It's like they just don't take into account that kids might be slightly different to adults. Like those adverts you see telling retarded fat people that tiny children don't need to eat the same amount of food as fully grown adults, and you sort of think to yourself that there can't really be anyone quite that stupid out there. But there they were, in their hundreds, putting their kids through a horrible ordeal which will probably put them off motorsport for life.
Anyway, sorry, I don't really have much of a point. I was just shocked and a bit disgusted with they way these people were treating their kids, and your thingy there reminded me of it.