TMO Talk: Terry Tibbs on DR

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Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :

Phone Rings

DR:Hello?

TT: Darryn Reeds - talk to me!

DR: Eh?

TT: Darry Reeds - Talk to me - Sell me

DR: Not much to say that's not already known. Oh its my Birthday today

TT: Birthday Eh? Made another year older - much respect. Terry Tibbs likes it when people get older. Shows stamina in life it does. Once knew this bird out of Oslo - cracking girl, very Nordic. Liked to ski.

DR: Umm....

TT: Don't interrupt! Anyway got me a good deal on a goat herding timeshare. I put in, then fuck me! She goes all Scandic and tries to swindle me on some Brown Cheese emporium - I dunno what she is talking about. Reckons she does that Goats Cheese is fucking huge in Trondheim. I go spastic - I mean, Terry Tibbs and goats cheese for fucks sake.....

DR: Are you off your head or something?

TT:... don't interrupt! Anyway don't she realise I am lactose intolerant? Anyway knew this Russian....

DR: I'm trying to enjoy my special day here feller!

TT: ... Back to the Russian - spoke specialist for Unicycles. Owned three outlets in Vladivostock - roaring trade apparently. Tries to do me over on a deal supplying crossbars the sneaky fucker.

DR: Look, it's my birthday at the age when I have attained the ripe old age of the meaning of life, according to the great Douglas Adams!

TT: Douglas Adams? Didn't he run a carpet shampooing scam out of Koblenz? Greasy fucker he was - never answered his faxes. All Terry Tibbs wants to do is business see?

DR: And your line of business is?

TT: Birthday grams - spouting spurious bollocks to wish you a happpy birthday. You the web entrepeneur behind TMO - known well you are and much reveered, even loved by loads they say. Don't understand this internet lark myself. Can I interest you maybe in a nice line in Kosher pork?

DR: I think you are off your trolley feller?

TT: Anyway 19 Grand. My final offer?

DR: Huh?

TT: Ok 19 and a half but you are ripping my arm off. Don't take to kindly to that.

DR: I think you are some sort of comedian?

TT: Comedian? That's why they call me Terry Tibbs. Goodnight. Much Love. And happy birthday, you superstar

[ 13.06.2009, 19:57: Message edited by: Waynster ]

Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :

Happy birthday D, you may be officially an old git but you're our old git and we love you!

Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :

HBD

Posted by missgolightly (Member # 34) on :

Happy Birthday Darryn!

Waynster - [Big Grin]

Posted by Amy (Member # 11) on :

Happy birthday you stud, you. [Cool]

Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :

Happy Birthday Darryn. Without you and the site you built I would never have met my wife and my daughter simply wouldn't exist. [Smile]

Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :

Happy birthday Dazzler! And what Thorn said, too.

Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :

Have a great day man

Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :

Happy birthday Darryn!

[Smile]

If it weren't for you, I'd've been far more productive at work over the last seven years, and would have enough money to buy a new house by now.

[Frown]

Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :

Happy Birthday Darryn. May the light of birthday cake ever shine into the your belly and the lashings of booze wash over you like a cowl of drunkeness.

Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :

Thanks all - I had a pretty quiet one this year as I'm knackerd from work, kids and lack of sleep...

To think I played a part in Thorn and Octavia's daughters life just stuns me - I'm really quite proud.

Oh, and old.