Odd request, and a bit of a long shot, but is anyone on here in the Kent area, who may be able to pick up a semi-large car part for me and bring it to Milton Keynes in return for some cash?
I need a bit to get the Roadster back onthe road, and someone in Kent is basically giving one away, but I can't get there to pick it up.
Very long shot I know.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
It's ok, I've sorted it now. Please disregard.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Benway's mum lives in Kent. Is she bringing it up for you?
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Also, I htink Benway's dad is mayor of Kent, or something, so he should be able to pull some strings.
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
i'm going to kent this weekend, to go to a wedding of an old pal who i recently got back in touch with. However, we'll be on the train, and I'm not dragging car parts around the garden of england on the whim of some anonymous internet user. I thought you might be interested to know that I'll be there, but I won't help you.
Posted by Cherry In Hove (Member # 49) on :
It's a bit rude to mention Benway in this thread, even in a joking manner, after the Kent incident he was involved in that nearly destroyed TMO in 206.
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
also my dad is actually the Blacke Raven of the Shadoe Keepers, a largely ceremonial role that has been handed down through generations of black arts practitioners. Mostly involves guarding the secrets of 'the song of the wynd spirit' and the 'damning chants of He Who Walks In The Earth'.
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
because he's the blacke raven, i get to be lumbered with the catchy wood-name of 'the childe of our sorrows', and am gearing up to be raped, butchered, and devoured at a CAMRA festival in Rochester when I finally pass from being 'piglet' to 'boar', at the age of 107 forest years (33).
[ 06.04.2010, 09:53: Message edited by: Kanye West ]
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
I might head down for that. When is it?
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
usually last week of may.
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
you could probably crash round at my parents' place, as long as you don't mind drinking psilocybin infused mead and participating in 'the merrie harvesting of the saplings' with the year tens from the local girls' school.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
No that sounds good. I mean, really good.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
You sure there won't be - like - a bit of an atmosphere at your folks' place? Or are they looking forward to it? People can get a bit funny when it comes to sacrificing their kids.
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Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
nah, the casting of the stinking boar into the fertile earth is basically like christmas and the Strictly finals all rolled into one. It'll be a right laugh. My mother will be released when The Nourishment - my excreted remains - is presented to my father. It's hard for piglet-bearers. They make some.. sacrifices.. in order to be worthy of the honour. It's all bollocks, you know, just tradition and stuff, but it's normal for us.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
As I say, it's all sorted now. A car forum 'friend' of mine is going to collect it, as he's going that way anyway. So no need to worry about it.
Might be up for the Benway thing though.
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
alright, well, it's going to be not this year but the year after. End of may.
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
actually no, it'll be the year after that. I'm 31, I think.
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
hang on.. am I? Or am i 32? December 78. Yeah, 31. 32 this december. Sound.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I'll keep those dates free, just keep me posted. Will I need to bring anything or shall I just turn up, like?
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
if you can bring some robin eggs, or a handful of foxes ears, I'm sure that my mam would be touched.
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
crown of earthworms if you have time. We always lose one of those.
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
and you might want some canderell or sweet n low or something, just to pep up your urine.
Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
[hate to interrupt the thread] proper llolll [/hate to interrupt the thread]