Only worthwhile thing I have ever done in my entire fucking life and you fucks have lost it.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
It wouldn't have been as good as you remembered, anyway.
Posted by Root (Member # 373) on :
I feel like that bit when Indy walks into the ruins at Petra and meets the last ancient, crumbling and decrepit guardian of a forgotten relic.
Hello Thorn Davis.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
I am not crumbling!
Hello Root. Good to see you here. Did you just come back to revel in your past glory?
Posted by Root (Member # 373) on :
I was overcome with a crippling nostalgia and thought I would take a peek in to see if the place was still standing...
Considering my low, low postcount, I indulged in a positively creepy amount of lurking on here and on Seethru back in the day, so I have a lingering interest in some of the Faces.
A quick trawl seems to suggest that you all married each other and spawned an army of Moonbabies in the 6 odd-years since I last posted/was here?
Is everyone a proper grown-up now then?
[ 12.04.2010, 07:18: Message edited by: Root ]
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
quote:Originally posted by Root: A quick trawl seems to suggest that you all married each other and spawned an army of Moonbabies in the 6 odd-years since I last posted/was here?
Is everyone a proper grown-up now then?
I don't know about 'grown-up', but everyone's older. Apart from God's Plumber, who's just deader.
Yeah, babies galore it seems, although an awful lot of people seem to have a baby and then leave the forum, lest their eyes accidentally glance at something that is NO LONGER FUNNY the second you have a child of your own.
I would also like to point out that there is only one pure-blood TMO baby at the moment and that's mine. I don't think anyone else met the parent of their kid through TMO, which is why we set up the child's conception as a vidcast a couple of years back. So yeah. Without TMO, that baby wouldn't exist.
[ 12.04.2010, 07:31: Message edited by: Thorn Davis ]
Posted by Root (Member # 373) on :
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: an awful lot of people seem to have a baby and then leave the forum, lest their eyes accidentally glance at something that is NO LONGER FUNNY the second you have a child of your own.
"Speaking as a Parent" syndrome is a terrible affliction and one that can only be cured by the liberal application of fire.
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: which is why we set up the child's conception as a vidcast a couple of years back.
The Pay-per-view event of the year and I missed it.
I wanted to thank you btw - I downloaded SYL's "City" about 4 years ago based on a recommendation you made some 2 years before that.
It is good.
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
i have had no marriage or babies and am still the same.
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
I'm still keeping it real, basically.
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
real as fuck in fact, which is also the name of my second EP.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I'm still here I guess. Not much has changed.
Posted by Root (Member # 373) on :
Hello Ringo. You seem a little uncertain as to whether you are still here or not...
Is Kanye West kovacs?
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
after that VMA's performance, you'd think so wouldn't you?
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
RickJ imma let you finish, but ben has made the best argument about the inherent anti-Semitism of revisionist historians of all time! Of ALL TIME!
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: I would also like to point out that there is only one pure-blood TMO baby at the moment and that's mine. I don't think anyone else met the parent of their kid through TMO, which is why we set up the child's conception as a vidcast a couple of years back. So yeah. Without TMO, that baby wouldn't exist.
Any wagers on which moonspawn will be the first to join these pages? (Though the fact that the older offspring of some of the most reliable forumites have entirely failed to join the conversation may not bode well for the coming of the second generation.)
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
i suppose that root really didn't like my shitty kanye west 'joke'.
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
I'm the joke. I'm the fucking joke alright.
Posted by Root (Member # 373) on :
I didn't want this thread and thus my triumphant return to end in such an awkward fashion.
I confess, I am more than a little scared of you Kanye.
I guess that's me done then.
See you all in another 6 years.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
This is how all threads end
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
This is how all threads should end:
quote: Tonight I'ma let you be the captain Tonight I'ma let you do your thing, yeah Tonight I'ma let you be a rider Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up babe Tonight I'ma let it be fire Tonight I'ma let you take me higher Tonight, baby, we could get it on, yeah, we could get it on, yeah Do you like it? Boy, I want, want, want whatchu want, want, want Give it to me, baby like boom, boom, boom What I want, want, want is what you want, want, want Nah nah-ah
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
That song's about AIDS, right?
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
sorry root i was only messing about, it was a terrible, forced, out-of-date reference to a thing that was never that interesting in the first place. Kanye at the VMA's, I mean, not RickJ. Although it works both ways.
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: That song's about AIDS, right?
yeah it totally is. the video is also about AIDS, and like, boning zebra or something.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
ALL songs are about AIDS...
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
you shouldn't bone zebra, fyi.
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
unless you are a zebra, in which case, go right ahead.
Posted by Cherry In Hove (Member # 49) on :
Only after you've got agreement from the other zebra that she is OK with it and you are sure that the other zebra hasn't drunk so much that it has clouded her judgement.
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
wouldn't it be awful it root really didn't come back, and it was my fault.
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
quote:Originally posted by Cherry In Hove: Only after you've got agreement from the other zebra that she is OK with it and you are sure that the other zebra hasn't drunk so much that it has clouded her judgement.
I'm pretty sure it's first-come first-served when you're making babies in the burning savannah.
Posted by Cherry In Hove (Member # 49) on :
It's that lack of morals that means that zebras can never get into heaven.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
When you say zebras, what you really mean is 'black people' right Hove?
Posted by Cherry In Hove (Member # 49) on :
I didn't think i did, but I suppose it could have been there in my subconscious.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
That's often the case
Posted by Cherry In Hove (Member # 49) on :
That's a relief. I wondered why I never quite felt right. I thought perhaps it was some sort of serious medical problem, but it turns out I'm just a horrendous racist. Phew!
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
HTH
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
great stuff. Great, great stuff. Root? Are you really going to go?
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Well done, Kanye
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
cheers.
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
I do what I can, you know. I'm only a man.
Posted by Cherry In Hove (Member # 49) on :
Is that it now then? Has everyone decided that if root isn't going to stay there is no point posting?
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
What's the point?
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
come on root. Don't ruin tmo.
Posted by Cherry In Hove (Member # 49) on :
I'm getting T-shirts printed up saying "I'm rooting for root". I think that will encourage him to come back and save the site
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Remember what Pan said, everyone.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
[P]root
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
The point is moot.
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
We're talking root down, I put my root down And if you want to battle me, you're putting loot down I said it's root down, it's time to scoot down I know I'm step up to the mic in my goose down
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
The rootin' tootin' high-falutin' son of a gun who...
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
I wonder what Root is doing now?
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
i feel bad about this whole debacle. I wonder if there is any way I can make things better.
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
why don't you try apologising?
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
but... what would I apologise for? What did I do wrong?
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
I don't know. How about, starting by apologising for being such a dick sniffer?
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
a... dick sniffer? what does that mean? Is that even an insult? What are you, ten?
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
"what are you, ten?" Oh please, this is exactly the sort of shit I'm talking about. Why do you have to do this, to be such a cock-surfer on the internet? Aren't you fucking embarrassed? poor old root. Root, if it means anything, I share your sentiments about Kanye, as I think do we all. I seriously wouldn't -
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
please just fuck off
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
fine, fine. I'm going. You're an ass, simple as.
Posted by Kanye West (Member # 837) on :
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