The other day at work someone mentioned the film 'indecent proposal.
ANYWAY, of course the conversation drove into well would you? which then led on to all sorts of what ifs and what would you do.
I would sleep with anything or anyone for a million, what I wouldn't do for a million is kill someone.
Would you sleep with anyone/thing for a million?Is there anything you wouldn't do for a million?
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
quote:Originally posted by Helen Back: I would sleep with anything or anyone for a million
Are you fully aware that you have just said you'd sleep with, for instance
a) your mum b) your dad c) the corpse of Ron Reagan d) a pheasant e) a giraffe f) a snail g) a bunch of nettles h) a spiked mace i) a grenade
Do you really see a million pounds as that much money? You did mean a million pounds did you?
Posted by Good Fairy (Member # 479) on :
Wow! quite a slut there, Helen.
Posted by Carter (Member # 426) on :
I'd shag a bunch of nettles for £1mill.
Could be kind of kinky.
Posted by Carter (Member # 426) on :
Also probably a pheasant.
Snail - feasability issues, unless larger than standard issue British common or garden variety.
Giraffe - no. I've never slept with anyone taller than myself, and I'm not about to start now.
Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
Come to think of it, Helen must also define "sleep with", as well as "one million". I would share a bed with a spiked mace or a dog for a million pounds, but I wouldn't fuck either of them for, say, a million pebbles.
Posted by mooch (Member # 730) on :
Id bone a cat for a million of your English pounds.
But Im very very poor at the moment and a million quid would be pretty groovy right now. And there's no rule saying I cant get blind drunk first.
Edit as my joke was not very timely...
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Posted by Octavia (Member # 398) on :
quote:Originally posted by mooch: I'd bone a cat for a million of your English pounds.
But I'm very very poor at the moment and a million quid would be pretty groovy right now. And there's no rule saying I cant get blind drunk first.
Is the cat allowed to get drunk too?
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
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Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
is that bad tsate? should i delete?
Posted by Good Fairy (Member # 479) on :
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Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
I would fuck the corpse of Ron Reagan for... ooh... a Mars Bar.
Posted by StevieX (Member # 91) on :
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: I would fuck the corpse of Ron Reagan for... ooh... a Mars Bar.
I'd have given 'em two Mars Bars if they'd have let me fuck Reagan's corpse whilst it was still twitching.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
i would pay two mars bars, a bag of walkers prawn cocktail crisps and a cola panda pop to have a go on henry kissenger.
Posted by saltrock (Member # 622) on :
I don't think I'd shag a random stranger for a million squid. Oh, oh hang on.... yes I would! But only human males and only if they were breathing and not on a life support machine or anything. And not if they are hideously fat or disfigured. And no kissing. And they'd have to wear 3 industrial strength condoms [Hmm, maybe not. Might make him take a hell of a long time to come]. Somehow I don't think I'd get many offers huh?
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by saltrock: And they'd have to wear 3 industrial strength condoms...
What are industrial-strength condoms? Which industry's standards are they designed to comply with? The porn industry, perhaps? Or the prostitution industry? Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by saltrock: I don't think I'd shag a random stranger for a million squid. Oh, oh hang on.... yes I would! But only human males and only if they were breathing and not on a life support machine or anything.
I've never seen Indecent Proposal, but it does appear to have the major flaw that she is paid a million dollars to go to bed with Robert Redford. I mean, he may be a bit wrinkly now but surely it wouldn't be too difficult to still picture him as The Sundance Kid or, er, whatever else he was in when he was absolutely phwoar. If it had been Danny Devito perhaps, one might understand the Indecent aspect of the Proposal, but Robert Redford? or have I completely and totally misunderstood what this film is supposed to be about?
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
It was a cack film, Dang, don't waste any more thoughts on wondering what it might be about.
Also, THANKS for putting the "er, I've noticed you around...um, I find you very attractive, er would you go to bed with me?" refrain in my head. Thanks.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
it's a bit like kat, alfie an that laughable gangster loan shark in eastenders.
industrial condoms? they dont use them in porn. not a lotta porn. a load of whores / actresses got aids the other month from some rent who picked it up in rio. they are all gonna die. something to think about when you next knock one out over anal dp or whatever gets you going.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
not you misc. i menat generally. i'm sure you get your rocks off in an entirely respectful loving monogamous way Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by vikram: not you misc. i menat generally. i'm sure you get your rocks off in an entirely respectful loving monogamous way
Are hyenas monogamous? They're certainly "loving".
Posted by turbo (Member # 593) on :
If I was single and the bloke in question was not related to me, healthy & alive, relatively young and not hideous, I probably would. Although I wouldn't know how to explain to my mum how I managed to earn myself a million quid. Also, it would make me a prostitute and I don't know how I'd feel about that later on in life.
There are many things I wouldn't do for a million quid. I would nick a painting from a museum or vandalise an expensive car. Anything that doesn't hurt people/animals.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by turbo: Anything that doesn't hurt people/animals.
Vegetarian then?
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
quote:Originally posted by vikram: something to think about when you next knock one out over anal dp or whatever gets you going.
Eh what? You like thinking about women getting infected with AIDS when you're cranking one out? Jesus, Vikram what the fuck is wrong with you?
Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
I have no principles about prostitution whatsoever. I'd do it like a shot, with Bandy's go ahead, for a million quid, so long as the person involved didn't expect me to do anything that involved poo.
For a million pounds...pretty much anything, I reckon, that didn't involve unnecessary suffering for me or anyone else. I wouldn't, say, cut off my own or anyone else's leg with a rusty hacksaw, nor would I murder anyone. In terms of body parts, I'd be prepared to go as far as losing 3 fingers for a million quid.
Question for the forum - Is there anyone that you just COULDN'T EVER sleep with?
My old Latin teacher is the only person that ever makes me waver on the old 'if I had a gun to your head' scenario - obviously, if someone had a gun to your head, you'd do it wouldn't you? However, in his case, I'd be seriously weighing the options.
Posted by saltrock (Member # 622) on :
quote:Originally posted by scrawny: Question for the forum - Is there anyone that you just COULDN'T EVER sleep with?
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Eh what? You like thinking about women getting infected with AIDS when you're cranking one out? Jesus, Vikram what the fuck is wrong with you?
I blame my mother. And God.
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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Freaky!
I had a dream that I joined the Yakuza. They made George Bush hold his penis to my head and stick a gun up my ass whilst they cut off three fingers.
CYISJ
Posted by Modge (Member # 64) on :
quote:Originally posted by turbo: If I was single and the bloke in question was not related to me, healthy & alive, relatively young and not hideous, I probably would.
There are so many qualifiers here, you wouldn't deserve £100 never mind £1million.
Posted by Carter (Member # 426) on :
Turbo does seem to think she deserves El Million for just, well, pulling.
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
Indecent Spoilerness below.
quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poetess: It was a cack film, Dang, don't waste any more thoughts on wondering what it might be about.
How can any film (and please correct me if I'm wrong about this - I only saw it once, while at work, over a decade ago) which features the buying of a hippopotamus as a declaration of undying love/means of winning back spouse, be entirely unworthy of our consideration?
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
Anyway, what's all this rubbish about a million pound? Just join the queue.
Posted by Bandy (Member # 12) on :
nonsense
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Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Bandy: I would eat a spoonful of Thorn's poo for £1,000,000. In fact I'd probably do it for a crisp tenner.
Ew.
Posted by Bandy (Member # 12) on :
lol. Far more amusing than my original post.
Posted by Good Fairy (Member # 479) on :
Ah but we haven't covered the "what car would you do it in?" area of this discussion yet. I've never done it in a car, so I am open to advice
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
If you were a car, what make & model would you be?
Do you think people would want to shag in you?
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Posted by Good Fairy (Member # 479) on :
I'd be a clapped out morris minor, only junkies would want to do anything in me
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
A mini, with liquid amphetamine for petrol. My paint job would be sunbleached.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: A mini, with liquid amphetamine for petrol. My paint job would be sunbleached.
"Despite the diminutive size, it is perfectly possible to have amazing sex within the confines of the Decay, from the New Way Motor Corp." Reprinted with permission from What PussyWagon? MagazineAug 2004 Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
I ate a ball of ten year old soot from out a chimney once. for ten pounds. i was quite ill all night and i probably gave myself cancer. oh well!
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