Hi. My name is Tak, but my friends never call me Geoff. So you can call me Geoff. I'm here today to take time out from peas signs, crying rainbows of eye-tears and laughing without time to breath. Let me tell you why today is special. Let me tell you why today is full of brave wishness. Today is greater than today but not as good as the last because our great leader (advisor on all that is racing cars maximum extra power) Ringo is having what we say in Tohyo - a 'Brerthday' He has won 23 years of living!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah.
Let me tell you a little about Ringo-san and why he became the person he is today - the source of all our intentional happiness. Ringo was born. Then later he was a small child. When he was this child he always liked biscuits. Particularly Jamming Dodger. Whilst young and free, his uncle offered him a whole factory of jam but he turned it down for an oppurtunity to go on an all expensive trip to the Ginsters factory in a small village called Tassle-on-the-nipple. He was the only kid on the journey that wasn't killed and turned into meat. Hahahahahahahah. Willy Ginster promised to bake him the biggish steak slice that the world had saw in the world! Then, Willy Ginster, Michael Winner, Jesse Ventura and Optimus Prime presented him the the slice but much to his fractional unhappiness, it was shaped like a car. It was shaped like a Sunnied Nissan! He vowed from that day on to always drive ultra skilled and fast. Until he bought a Smart. How the forum tore up the piss! Hahahahahahahah.
So please, put hands so they touch for Ringo. He is twenty of your generous english threes.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Happy Birthday Ringo.
Here's a picture of the construction of your birthday cake. The cars are made of icing!
Posted by squeegy (Member # 136) on :
I have it on good authority that the writing says Happy Birthday Ringo!
ETA: WTF is that supposed to be?
[ 26.08.2005, 05:41: Message edited by: squeegy ]
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
*Bao Peyp teh Laos Sheyp - Bao Peyp teh Laos Sheyp: Yoaw'll be hevvin a maadi faan birthday n'aww, y'hair?*
[ 26.08.2005, 05:41: Message edited by: ben ]
Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
happy birthday mr ringo. have your eyelashes got longer since you have been ageing. i have heard this happens to menz, like the extension of earlobes.
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
Happy Brrrrmday from the loveable little love bug.
*gag*
[ 26.08.2005, 05:48: Message edited by: herbs ]
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
Squeegy, I think it's a happy apple tree.
Ringoe. Have fun, dude. Don't go changin', ya hear?
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
Ah, they named a pwitty flower after our Ringo.
Have a sweet-scented day.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Happy Birthday Ringo.
I found 23 was a pretty good year. I remember it was pretty much trouble free, hedonistic and satisfying, work wise. So - enjoy that. It's pretty much downhill from there.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Have a happy 23rd Birthday duder, enjoy your pants.
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
Mmm, check out the tasty pasty Google ads on Ringo's thread!
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Happy Birthday Ringers! Here is an illustration I had specially commissioned for you (FACT!)
I remember when you were 18. Howleee shit.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Thank you everyone, your beautiful birthday wishes have filled me with sweet sticky joy.
Posted by squeegy (Member # 136) on :
Coincidentaly here is a list of things other people have achieved at the age of 23 (from here ).
John Singleton directed his first film, "Boyz 'N the Hood."
John Keats wrote "Ode on a Grecian Urn," which ends with the lines, "'Beauty is truth, truth beauty,' - that is all / Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know. "
Orson Welles produced and performed his "War of the Worlds" radio broadcast, terrifying millions of people. He also got his face on the cover of Time Magazine.
Jack Nicklaus became the youngest golfer to win the Masters.
But, you know, no pressure.
Posted by Modge (Member # 64) on :
HBRingo!
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
A tad late, but hope you had a good one Ringers
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
We'll always have Paris... Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
We certainly will.
My birthday (I count the whole weekend..) just got a whole lot sweeter when my parents told me they're going to lend a a few grand to buy a new car.
Mazda MX-5 here we come!
Posted by Cherry (Member # 547) on :
Happy third day of your birthday, Ringers.
An MX5 at only 23? You go, birthday boy!
Cx
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Cherry it's good to see you're still with us. I was just thinking about you the other day, wondering how you were getting on. You alright?
Posted by saltrock (Member # 622) on :
Happy birthday Ringo! Had I known earlier I would have brought you one of these back [as stylishly modelled by Mr T. The hat that is, not the large chunks of metal] as a special birthday treat.
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
Belated Happy Birthday Ringo.
How's the new motor treating you?
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
It isn't yet. I should be getting it tonight.
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
Happy belated birthday Ringers. Be sure to post pics of the new Miata/MX5.
Here, have a big pic.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
I love birthdays, me. I remember in Monaco 1987 and it was my birthday. Oh, it was very very exciting, with girls and all sorts of glamourous things to eat and drink. I remember saying to Senna in the lobby of the Hotel Monac that it looked like the feast of a King, and he agreed with me. All the press were there, because I'd just won the 20th grand prix of my career, and there was a special presentation. I'd even flown Des Lynman over to present it for, because I knew that Des always did like a bit of glitz. After the meal (which was delicious), I went upstairs and snorted cocaine from inside the princess' anus, and then had group sex with the finalists for the miss world competition, who were staying at the same hotel. Sometimes, when I think about birthdays, I have to chuckle to myself. Crazy times.
Hi. My name is Tak, but my friends never call me Geoff. So you can call me Geoff. I'm here today to take time out from peas signs, crying rainbows of eye-tears and laughing without time to breath. Let me tell you why today is special. Let me tell you why today is full of brave wishness. Today is greater than today but not as good as the last because our great leader (advisor on all that is racing cars maximum extra power) Ringo is having what we say in Tohyo - a 'Brerthday' He has won 23 years of living!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah.
