hallo! Seeing as it's all gone weird, I thought I'd offer something. I'm not leaving or anything, but I was wondering if it might be interesting to throw open my account, so anybody can use dr. benway and be anonymous. I'll still use it as well.
anyway
Dr. benway monkey
[ 17.03.2006, 11:06: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
Nevermind.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
lol
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Right. I'm off.
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
One-two, one-two.
Hey, this is pretty excellent. It's like being in Dr. Benway's head.
WHOA!! WTF??
Posted by Purple Monkey Dishwasher (Member # 867) on :
Hmm...
The curly turd catches the sperm.
Okay, I'm off too.
MUST WORK. MUST WORK. MUST WORK.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
This only works till someone changes the password..
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
quote:Originally posted by ben:
Bless him, he's thinking the happy thoughts again..
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
what a dreadful idea
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
oh benway, if you had to kiss a man would it be me jonesy or raz?
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Before you answer this, I'm back, by the way.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
He could dry hump a unicorn in Atlantis before he got to kiss you, though, couldn't he?
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
He already tried to kiss Raz! That's why they don't talk any more.
One of these statements is untrue.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
They still talk?
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
Yeah I tried to kiss Raz. Thanks Amp. Raz wouldn't let me. We'd been guzzling cough medicine and I'd just done a sick. His reaction when I tried. I told him I was kiddinga and we never spoke of it again.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
God I feel really terrible now. Yes, Scrawny - it was the Century: be glad you didn't see me (as one of my colleagues described "in a state of some bewilderment") as it was far from my finest moment.
Worst of all, we're going out for a curry tonight and there's little I can do to get out of it.
I've made a mess of myself, that's for sure.
eta: I have a slice of Guinness cake staring mockingly at me from the edge of the desk. I don't think I can h
[ 17.03.2006, 10:47: Message edited by: ben ]
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
ben that doesn't make sense.
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
My friend did that. He had to flush his pants down the loo.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
If you had a 60G Photo iPod you got last summer and you broke it (or rather, it died by itself for no discernible reason when you went from iTunes 5.9 to 6.0) and it did a sadface, and they gave you another one like NOW, would the new one be a video iPod, or a reconditioned Photo iPod?
Just wondering. Wondering how excited to get.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
Why do I get the feeling I'm going to regret putting my password up there?
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
My friend did that and he put his pants in his inside pocket.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
I'm ashamed to say it, but I do it all the time. It's a side effect of the medication for my ibs
I usually carry a spare pair around with me just in case.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
The following morning his wife accused him of having an affair and went through his jacket...
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
The next time we meet up in person, just think, I could have warm shit running down the back of my thigh right there and then!
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: The following morning his wife accused him of having an affair and went through his jacket...
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
I once had the idea of posting up a password that wasn't my password, and then making out that someone had gone into 'Thorn davis' and changed the password so I was effectively locked out of Thorn Davis. Then I was going to go round the forum telling everyone exactly what I thought of them, whilst pretending that it wasn't actually me. I always wondered whether I'd get away with that.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
You know thorn, I've always thought you were a bit of a c u n t .
eta: i forgot about the censorship.
[ 17.03.2006, 10:57: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
Fucking hell, I wish someone funnier had got there before me
Password changed back to what it was.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
thanks
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
Thorn - for all your carping on about writing don't you think that you're fundamentally underskilled in that respect and the fact that there are several people on this site alone who write better than you is an indicator that you're chasing an embarrassingly out of reach dream?
[ 17.03.2006, 11:13: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
Is that the kind of thing you had in mind?
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: Thorn - for all your carping on about writing don't you think that you're fundamentally underskilled in that respect and the fact that there are several people on this site alone who write better than you is an indicator that you're chasing an embarrassingly out of reach dream?
I... erm. Why don't you come out from in there and we can do this properly, eh?
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
quote:Originally posted by London: If you had a 60G Photo iPod you got last summer and you broke it (or rather, it died by itself for no discernible reason when you went from iTunes 5.9 to 6.0) and it did a sadface, and they gave you another one like NOW, would the new one be a video iPod, or a r?
Just wondering. Wondering how excited to get.
Reconditioned Photo iPod
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
I thought that this would be fun Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
I'm having fun. You know what else - I didn't think anything could be worse than VP going on about not getting any action, but I was wrong there is one thing more tedious. VP going on about finally getting some action.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
lol
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
It's Roy, isn't it?
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
Shut the fuck up Black Mask or I'll smash your face in, OK?
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
lol
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
That London's a hottie, eh?
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
Hang on me, that's old news. Everyone knows we used to shag. Keep up!
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
right, I'm going to have to bring this to a close. I thought that it would be a 'bit of fun' on a friday, but no.. Sorry everybody:(
[ 17.03.2006, 11:27: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
This Friday's been loads more entertaining than the usual "what are you wearing" and "what are you doing this weekend". I look forward to next Friday's Mouth Agape no! Did he really do that! Shock-O-Rama, probably feat. Benway, Lucid and "the stain".
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
"DISABLED GRAEMLINS" Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: I thought that it would be a 'bit of fun' on a friday,
Hold on, hold on. You thought providing a cloak of invisibility on the afternoon of TMO's most emotionally taut day ever would be a 'bit of fun'?
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
I think there should be a permanently open anon ID that everyone knows the password for. I think that's a fucking great idea.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
We tried that. The Turtle experiment. It was a disaster.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Louche: I think there should be a permanently open anon ID that everyone knows the password for. I think that's a fucking great idea.
I totally agree. Do you want to set it up or shall I?
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
well, that was what I was attempting, but you saw what happened.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Why is that a good idea? Surely anybody who wants to slag people off and recycle yesterday's news from behind a cloak of invisibility can just create a new persona whenever they want? I mean, that's what I do when I pretend to be called 'The Truth'. I think it's really clever and fun!
Posted by fish (Member # 22) on :
fwiw Ben didn't stamp on my head. He just roughed me up a bit.
Oh, and I called Thorn a c u n t (sorry thorn). But then i gave the password back because trolling is so 2004.
Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: We tried that. The Turtle experiment. It was a disaster.
Fucking hell. I would love her to waltz back in at this stage. She's the only person who ever managed to unite the entire forum, for a whole day and evening, into a unified seething mass of vitriol channeled in one direction only.
This afternoon's events left me feeling a bit sick...Can we all just go back to not posting again now please?
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
Or... <quiet voice> p-perhaps we should have a meat? When there were meats the forum got involved in the preparation, the event itself and the aftermath. Or said they weren't coming for whatever reason and... I dunno, is that a good idea or a REALLY REALLY bad idea? I can't make up my mind...
Posted by fish (Member # 22) on :
quote:Originally posted by Uber Trick: p-perhaps we should have a meat? is that a good idea or a REALLY REALLY bad idea? I can't make up my mind...
That depends on whether it has a fight club theme.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
But we all used to like each other, or at least be interested in meeting each other. Now it seems like a redundant concept, because we either dislike each other, or we've met everyone we want to meet. Right?
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
What about the n00bs?
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: What about the n00bs?
They don't count. As long as we hate the right people and have fulfilled our own quota of people we want to meet, then we don't bother.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
We could arrange ourselves at separate tables, based on our current off-board groups of friends. Each piece of new meat flesh has to spend 30 minutes at each table and then moves on to the next. At the end of the night, all the newbies get to choose which faction to join.
Like Shipwrecked, or SpeedMeating or something.
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
I'd be curious to meet Roy, though at a safe distance, behind someone else.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: What about the n00bs?
They don't count.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by herbs: I'd be curious to meet Roy, though at a safe distance, behind someone else.
RoyMeat™ Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
There aren't really factions though, are there? I mean, I hate Misc, but only becuase I think he's a **** on the boards. I don't hate him for any political reason. I know the fall-out from NWOD and Uber caused bad blood between them, as any break-up is wont to do... but I like NWOD fine and interact with him about the same as I ever did. I don't see there being any 'factions', are there? That would imply opposing sides in some kind of battle, right? What are the factions? Tell me so I can keep up.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
LOL. I wasn't serious, London.
Posted by fish (Member # 22) on :
I'm so out of the loop on who is going out with who, or which of the people who have joined in the past year or so are goodies and which are baddies. Could someone draw me a diagram please?
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
I wish you were serious. SO BORING. I wish there were factions. Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
alright, you can join 'benway's bastards' if you like.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Eyyyy. Who else is involved?
Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
TMO has made my head hurt this afternoon (more than usual).
If there is a meat, I would like to sneak in unobserved, kick Bishop Benway up the arse and then leg it sharpish.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
benway and amp, i'll be in your group!
though then your group would be teh suck and i wouldnt want to be in it anymore
[ 17.03.2006, 13:01: Message edited by: vikram ]
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
I'm with vikram. I won't join any group that'll have me.
Hey vikram...would you be my new Roy?
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
poor ralph Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
In the whole wide internet, I have noone. Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
I am group of my own, populated by my myriad personalities.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
[ 17.03.2006, 15:16: Message edited by: ralph ]
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
This place is really confusing when you only get the chance to read it at nine in the evening...
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