I was emailing a friend the other day and saying that I’d lost my mojo, for whatever reason. I then went looking on Google for an image of what I thought my mojo/psyche/unconscious would look like, and it totally looks like this:
Devious, scheming, and ever so slightly witchy.
Now go and find an image of what you think your psyche would look like. Or do someone else if that would be more fun. x
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Mine: frightened, ugly, unintelligible to me and worth about four Euros.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
aww. You know they're going to be extinct soon. Look at the little fella. Extinct. Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
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Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Strange that we're mainly plumping for monkeys - or maybe it makes sense. But my psyche feels like this.
Sometimes, anyway. Other times, it's the same but lying rotting in the ground.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
Kerry Von Erich: 'The Texas Tornado' - one of wrestling's most tragic tales.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Like I'm the best thing ever yet somehow it's all wrong and messed up.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Excellent.
Posted by turbo (Member # 593) on :
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
r-ralph?
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Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
Keywords: alone, desolate, dismal, forgotten, "future", gloomy, grim, helpless, more.....
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Key words: Microgynan.
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Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
quote:Originally posted by Louche: Key words: Microgynan.
No longer required. Or ever again.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Ever again is a bit pessimistic, innit?
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Odd that, isn't it? A depressed person being pessimistic.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
x
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Posted by turbo (Member # 593) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: r-ralph?
Yes, ralph is my psyche, my mojo, if you will. He's the little voice in my head that tells me stuff. It doesn't make any sense, but there it is.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by turbo: Yes, ralph is my psyche, my mojo, if you will. He's the little voice in my head that tells me stuff. It doesn't make any sense, but there it is.
And it's not like you actually listen either. It's like talking to a brick wall.
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Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
Destined to head downwards, but at the same time geeky and a bit childish..
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
" "
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
I reckon Norton's psyche would be more like,
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
Two can play at that game Thorn.
I read on another thread some comment about your having AIDS - if this were true I think I'd laugh.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton:
I read on another thread some comment about your having AIDS - if this were true I think I'd laugh.
I don't think you would, though, would you?
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: I read on another thread some comment about your having AIDS - if this were true I think I'd laugh.
This really isn't funny, yet I still laughed. Out loud.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: Two can play at that game Thorn.
Yeah, but literally none of those things in that picture are true. It's like the worse cuss in the world "Aha - look it's Thorn going 'My girlfriend's dumped me and I failed my exams' ahaha!" I mean I'm sure there are plenty of things you could mock me for that are things that have actually happened. You know what this reminds me of - that time when Kovacs pulled up a load of nonsense you'd posted on Handbag, as Windy Miller and you replied, "Ah well - I'd do the same, except I can't find anything". Kovacs remarked that it said alot about you that your first instinct was to go trawling for dirt on others, and you replied "I just wanted to show two could play at that game". Except, obviously not because you failed then - as now - to find a suitable retort.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
Whether the things in the picture are true or not is not something we should bother with. This was clearly what was running through your head when you posted the first image, no?
Journalists. Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by jonesy999:
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton:
I read on another thread some comment about your having AIDS - if this were true I think I'd laugh.
I don't think you would, though, would you?
I most definitely would.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
What about if he had a cold?
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: Whether the things in the picture are true or not is not something we should bother with.
Would make a nice tag for your "history" website.
Seriously- you do seem to operate on a timescale that's a minimum of 8 months out of date ie still making kovacs-as-kiddy-fiddler "jokes", still thinking Thorn's a journalist whining about his life, using memes that died out ages ago. Did the phrase "a bit slow" feature heavily on your school reports?
Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
That's a properly horrible thing to say.
Really fucking horrible.
And to say it twice?
Man. You're horrible.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poetess: Would make a nice tag for your "history" website.
I was being sarcastic.
quote:Did the phrase "a bit slow" feature heavily on your school reports?
No. I was one of the "gifted but clearly unwilling to give a fuck" people. Sorry.
[ 29.03.2006, 09:12: Message edited by: Samuelnorton ]
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by scrawny: That's a properly horrible thing to say.
Really fucking horrible.
And to say it twice?
Man. You're horrible.
Oh boo hoo. It's Thorn, for fuck's sake.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Jesus.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
That was pretty cold, Rick.
Thorn are you ok mate?
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: I was being sarcastic.
Hang on - that just doesn't make any sense at all now. You were being sarcastic when you said that neither of the images reflected any truth on the poster? So you agree that, really, you're a frightened child? Except that it's an empirical fact that none of those things you said about me were true. I think maybe you're getting a bit confused m9
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: I think maybe you're getting a bit confused m9
It's not me getting confused, matey.
Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
What's that?
*cups hand to ear*
Oh yes, it's the sound of history depressingly and tediously repeating itself.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I wish Ben was here. He'd know what to do.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: I wish Ben was here. He'd know what to do.
LOL.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by scrawny: Oh yes, it's the sound of history depressingly and tediously repeating itself.
What's going on? I haven't witnessed this phenomenon before.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by scrawny: What's that?
*cups hand to ear*
Oh yes, it's the sound of history depressingly and tediously repeating itself.
Come on, little friends, gather together now. Ahh!
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by ralph: What's going on? I haven't witnessed this phenomenon before.
Me neither. I cannot ever recall making a comment about Thorn and AIDS.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: Come on, little friends, gather together now. Ahh!
Are you going to tell us a story?
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I want to hear the one about Uncle Adi again
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: Are you going to tell us a story?
That would be Thorn's job, surely?
Posted by squeegy (Member # 136) on :
I think he's drunk.
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: I wish Ben was here. He'd know what to do.
Or Roy.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by dang65:
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: I wish Ben was here. He'd know what to do.
Or Roy.
What would Roy do exactly? Distract them with anal jokes?
Oh, Roy. Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Hey Rick. What do you think should be done with people like *this?
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
They should be hung on a gibbet located at the centre of the Magic Roundabout.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Shock reaction from SN there.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
I was hoping for better...
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
How bizarre
Posted by Toilet Duck (Member # 801) on :
Maybe fewer rats though.
Posted by Kira (Member # 826) on :
My Psyche As it is
My Psyche As I wish it was
Oh and btw
way to spoil a good thread snorton. It amazes me that you get such pleasure from being such a twat...
[ 29.03.2006, 16:49: Message edited by: Kira ]
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
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Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
Ok damnit... The comment about Ben has tipped the scales.
Not sure about the Ben thing, presumably a reference to the fact that he rarely posts these days due to being a dad and stuff.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
From toilet duck's image above, I'd guess that she is Gail. Boy, that image is flattering.
What's with this Ben not being around? I assumed he was off for a few days. He he dead or something?
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: From toilet duck's image above, I'd guess that she is Gail. Boy, that image is flattering.
What is it about those images that leads you to believe this Rick?
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
Well... That was interesting.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by vikram: What is it about those images that leads you to believe this Rick?
Gail is fat and lives with rats.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: Gail is fat and lives with rats.
oops i was looking at h1ppy's nerve, brocolli, birds.
god samuel, you are a **** . i'd be meaner, but you get off on it.
here's your psyche:
eta: oh thorn did a similar pic already. ah well.
[ 29.03.2006, 19:50: Message edited by: vikram ]
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by sabian: That was interesting.
Indeed.
I found that thread rather funny, particularly the off the cuff remarks from Black Mask.
I would have had sympathy for Kovacs following his being beaten up - but his propensity for serving up dish after dish of well-constructed lies didn't really help his case. His choice of friends is rather suspect as well - first Rillion, with whom he was involved in a most unsavoury incident including a number of Handbag posters - and now Roy. I could say with some justification that he has brought it upon himself; a case of he who sows the seeds will reap the whirlwind.
I am genuinely surprised by the Ben-Fish incident though. Fish's story sounded convincing, but there there's a big part of me that thinks that Ben - even if he has maintained a five-year grudge and once posted his fantasies about my being mutilated - could not be capable of such an act of violence. That said I too have flipped when someone made a inappropriate smart-alec comment years ago about my then girlfriend. Let's just say that I dealt with the situation without having to either stamp on his head or break his cheekbone. What's for certain is if Ben did indeed go mentalist there was probably a lot more to it that what we can find on here. I think the guy can take a joke; I am not sure about his being able to endure continuous goading. The truth probably lies somewhere in between. That is of course if everyone isn't in on it having one big belly laugh at everyone else's expense.
My main problem with all of this shit is that so many well-constructed lies have been transmitted through these boards over so many years that people cannot now tell what is and what is not the truth. What's for certain is that I can now spot the genuine folks around here very easily, more so than I could do previously - which is a good thing.
Kovacs and Infinite Jones. Jones and Belita. Kovacs and Rillion. Kovacs and Roy. Ben and Fish. Thorn and AIDS. How much is true? How much is false?
It's worthy of being turned into a soap.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by vikram: god samuel, you are a **** . i'd be meaner, but you get off on it
I am only a **** on here Vikram old fellow. They love me on Handbag you see, even the liberals and commies.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by Kira: It amazes me that you get such pleasure from being such a twat...
And you are?
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: a case of he who sows the seeds will reap the whirlwind.
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: They love me on Handbag.
For those who don't know - this is the equivalent of the music industry's "very popular in Japan".
actually, I dunno. It's kind of demeaning getting into a brawl with Snorton; like trying to practice kung fu with an ant.
[ 30.03.2006, 03:03: Message edited by: Thorn Davis ]
Posted by Kira (Member # 826) on :
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton:
quote:Originally posted by Kira: It amazes me that you get such pleasure from being such a twat...
And you are?
Is that actually supposed to mean anything?
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
It means you are not important enough, have not contributed enough (or for long enough) to warrent an actual response from Rick J (Sir Samuel Norton to you, newbie).
The sad thing is, Snorton will read the above with peacock pride, nodding his head in agreement: "Thank the lord someone understands how things work around here."
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Is it just me or does Snortona actually appear to be getting slightly more unhinged with every visit? I mean he always had a tendency to dash things out without proofing or actually particularly caring whether his sentences had structure but yesterday he appeared to arrive, sludge a load of totall incomprehensible crap on a few available threads, go hah! tis me and I am, indeed right! then disappear again.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
it's not even worth discussing.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Better discuss it then.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
alright jones?
I am alone in the office today. Just me and a howling wind, rattling the windows. A scraggy kestrel was sitting outside.
[ 30.03.2006, 05:09: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]
Posted by Niffer (Member # 266) on :
quote:Originally posted by jonesy999: The sad thing is, Snorton will read the above with peacock pride, nodding his head in agreement: "Thank the lord someone understands how things work around here."
Indeed, mon ami.
[ 30.03.2006, 05:11: Message edited by: Niffer ]
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
lolol
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
*applause*
Posted by omikin (Member # 37) on :
i'm still laughing at the idea of any of rick's teachers descibing him as "gifted".
that's a lol and a half right there.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Hurrah for niffer.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Benway, if you can catch the Kestrel and bring it home with you, that would be great. I want something to kill the pigeons that keep shitting on my wall, the (scraggy) Kestrel wants something to eat and you like blood and murder. Everyone wins.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Benway, later today.
(nice one Niffer)
[ 30.03.2006, 05:25: Message edited by: Louche ]
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
I can't open any of the window-doors, so I can only watch. I have a feeling if I did open one, the contents of the office would be sucked out and showered across London Bridge train station. Still it was cool to see the bird. It looked pretty urban and knackered, unlike kes there.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Birds of Prey are cool. Anyone remember the children's drama about the peregrine falcon on kids educational programme Look and Read? Skyhunter I think it was called. No? Of course not, you old cnut.
At least, thanks to Thorn's pinpoint deconstruction and destruction of my online 'moves' yesterday, the forum will be spared the wearily formulaic repetition of a scene from Kes in which a lost and beaten Benway discovers a whole new side to his character when he befriends an untamed Happy Monday's dancer whom he feeds with a bag of pills on a string.
[ 30.03.2006, 05:45: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Gah. That's a very clever manoeuvre from Jonesy there - getting the entire forum to turn against me. "Nice one Thorn - you've cheated out of Jonesylols. Nice one" FWIW - I have it on good authority that Jonesy was the one sniping at me from behind Benway's login the other week.
[ 30.03.2006, 06:05: Message edited by: Thorn Davis ]
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
Did you know that I had that chance to live with Bez, but I turned it down for fear of going insane? True story. But Jonesy's story would have been better.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Gah. That's a very clever manoeuvre from Jonesy there - getting the entire forum to turn against me. "Nice one Thorn - you've cheated out of Jonesylols. Nice one" FWIW - I have it on good authority that Jonesy was the one sniping at me from behind Benway's login the other week.
I had your back in the "glad you've got AIDS" tussle too. I thought that was a nice touch.
Of course, if It was me sniping from the Benway login I would have accidentally posted under my own login within a couple of potshots.
I always suspected it was you with Benway's login. The attack on yourself being a clever peice of deception.
[ 30.03.2006, 06:14: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Actually that's completely true. I was planning to use it as an excuse to just let rip at anyone, whenever I wanted always citing "I have it on good authority..." etc etc.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Cool. And don't get me wrong, Thorn, I like it when you demolish people, using your gift for deconstruction to unpick their posting style until they collapse in a tangled heap. I'm just not man enough to handle it when you do it to me.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
when it comes to having a go, thron's up there.
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: Did you know that I had that chance to live with Bez, but I turned it down for fear of going insane? True story.
Maybe you have finished recording all your memories onto TMO, benway?
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
I never mean it though! I just find it really hard not to be innappropriately mean just for the sake of it. It's just like - I was running with H1ppychick's joke about it not being 'all that'. I liked your post: it was really... very similar to the scene in Goodfellas. Well done.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
quote:Uber Maybe you have finished recording all your memories onto TMO, benway?
I hate it when that happens.
[ 30.03.2006, 06:28: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
quote:Originally posted by Uber Trick:
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: Did you know that I had that chance to live with Bez, but I turned it down for fear of going insane? True story.
Maybe you have finished recording all your memories onto TMO, benway?
yeah, I knew that I'd mentioned that before. I really have recounted every story or non-event in my life. I suppose after 5 years of constant writing, that's not unthinkable. Depressing though.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
I'm bored of it myself, so I dread to think how tedious it is for everybody else.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: I never mean it though! I just find it really hard not to be innappropriately mean just for the sake of it.
have you ever, like, tried not to be? just out of interest. i think it could be an excellent learning experience for you. growthful. enhancing. character- building.
[ 30.03.2006, 06:59: Message edited by: dance margarita ]
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: yeah, I knew that I'd mentioned that before. I really have recounted every story or non-event in my life. I suppose after 5 years of constant writing, that's not unthinkable. Depressing though.
I think it will be quite useful for us all when we have alzheimers so we can come back here and have a look at our memories preserved on the internet. Providing we can remember what username we were using, of course. And the URL. Hmmm... * sets self mobile phone reminder for 2046: You were Uber Trick. Go to www.themoononline.com/ubbtalk/ultimatebb.php *
Posted by Satine (Member # 867) on :
Unbelievably late, but I just had to answer to this one, if only in homage to the fact that it is a damn good idea of a thread.
I'm trying to make my psyche like this:
But at the moment it's more like this:
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Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Poor Wes...
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
The crowd roared, like a lion!!!!!
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago.
Pontiac - we build excitement.
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton:
" "
One of the most poignant things I've ever seen on the internet was an image on Rick/Snorton's "Behold: I, the Fiery Phoenix!" website. It was a picture of him as a first-year at the Forces-oriented private school he used to attend: in it, he was this tiny little lad, almost lost in his own anorak, blinking at the world from behind thick spectacles and carrying the sort of aluminium briefcase you just know is going to end up being thrown onto the Chemistry Block roof by the bigger boys.
It was a desperately sad image and anyone who's read Atomised would find it inevitably brought to mind the pathetic sequence where Bruno recalls his days as 'omega male' at boarding school.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
kind of related but not. I find RJ's personal collection of Sophie Ellis Bextor images donated to a web site. here Check the line at the bottom.
Posted by omikin (Member # 37) on :
it makes it sound like he's the photographer!
bless.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
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Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
quote:Originally posted by dance margarita: from the quantock school website:
lol! poor vegetarians.
quote:Perhaps one of the most memorable aspects of mealtimes at Quantock though was not the food, but the wonderful queueing system that was employed.
Indeed!
[ 04.04.2006, 10:40: Message edited by: Sidney ]
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
Has TMO been having a bit of a spazz out? Only I couldn't connect for a good while there, and since I can't see any posts from that period I'm guessing I wasn't alone?
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Physic: Has TMO been having a bit of a spazz out?
That appears to be the case. A bit of a spazz out. Perhaps Darryn can give us a more technical term.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Someone feed the donkey!
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
The more I look at Sophie Ellis-Bexter, the more I am convinced she is a pod person.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
man boarding school really turns you into a **** . eh?
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
quote:Originally posted by ralph:
quote:Originally posted by Physic: Has TMO been having a bit of a spazz out?
That appears to be the case. A bit of a spazz out. Perhaps Darryn can give us a more technical term.
Server attack, for some reason someone attacked our server and services have been crashing all day, FTP goes out then Mysql then Pop and just as you restart one service another goes out.
The whole server had to be taken offline and checked over, I'm told it's all OK now.
The correct technical term for what happened is 'Spazz up'.
Normal service should be resumed.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
quote:Originally posted by London:
Is that a representation of your psyche (in which case, nice), or is it a contribution to allthethingsihateaboutrick (do you think him and pink hurt each other?)
sadly mrs. norton doesn't sell human skin lampshades. not yet. come the revolution, eh...
[ 04.04.2006, 11:42: Message edited by: vikram ]
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
quote:Originally posted by scrawny: Now go and find an image of what you think your psyche would look like. Or do someone else if that would be more fun. x
So... not all that great at the moment.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
those guys look fucking cool
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
[ 04.04.2006, 12:12: Message edited by: dance margarita ]
Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
I think that this has always been my psyche;
and it probably always will be.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by vikram:
sadly mrs. norton doesn't sell human skin lampshades. not yet. come the revolution, eh...
lol
She's made him a glass, though.
Posted by Toilet Duck (Member # 801) on :
Am I the still the only one who sees the similarity?
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
Tonight while in Canary Wharf I took a picture which I believe most accurately puts a face on my psyche. It also happens to be one of the most depressing images I think I have ever seen. But I don't think that my psyche is depressed / depressing. If that's not too confusing.
Look (ignore the tagline, just concentrate on the image):
Now to start with, could they be more cruel to this dog if they were putting shampoo in its eyes and making it wear lipstick?
How sensitive is a dogs sense of smell? Very, right? Well they put this bone, this biscuit which due to a billion additives the dog goes totally crazy for. All he can do is smell this most delicious thing - 'bis-kit' - is the sound that he has heard when he's smelt it before.
So he can smell 'biskit' but he can't see where the fuck it is because of this stupid thing someone has put in front of his eyes. God its so frustrating. All he wants is the 'biskit'. The smell is making him insane. He's going to bite someone in a minute. Grrrrrr. Biskit. Biskit. iwantit. whereisit??
[ 05.04.2006, 17:51: Message edited by: Uber Trick ]
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
I hope biskit doesn't mean anything naughty, because you've already sexed up the forum once today Trick and you're not allowed to do it again, mmkay?
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
god i feel awful today: the sun is shining in my face, i am hungover to shit after a night of heavy drinking in the hood, i gotta get out of bed and go to work. this sucks.
today my inner soul looks like:
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
lol, nice. I feel okay. Had one or two beers last night, but I've quite enjoying my hangover. A bit headachey, but it's slowed me down and added a retro style lens flare to my sight. I'm all about blue sky mornings. Nothing's ever bad on a blue sky morning.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
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Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
quote:Originally posted by ben:
At first I was like, "Whoa, what a sad face... Wonder what she is worried about?" Then it hit me.
That's a big fucking butt-plug... I think I'd be worried too!
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by sabian:
quote:Originally posted by ben:
At first I was like, "Whoa, what a sad face... Wonder what she is worried about?" Then it hit me.
That's a big fucking butt-plug... I think I'd be worried too!
He looks quite Deadbone, actually.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
You should probably explain why you posted up cross dressing boys Mask, I think you've confused people.
Female fighters look like this: And fight while popping sprogs.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: You should probably explain why you posted up cross dressing boys Mask, I think you've confused people.
Don't blame Mask. There was a rebel group in Liberia, followers of a militia leader who called himself 'General Butt Naked', whose uniform consisted of an AK-47 and womens wigs.
Erm, just testing something. Nothing to see here. Depending of course on whether what I'm trying to make work actually does, or not.
eta: nevermind, didn't work after all. probably due to the 'no images in signature' ubb restriction. Just the same, what I was trying to do was to insert this down there. And apparently the teemo donkey had different ideas about where I should stick it. Or something.
eta2: The attempt, if it wasn't clear, was to insert a rotating automatically generated slogan as a signature. Which probably will get me banished to Handbag for the mere thought. Ah well.
[ 06.04.2006, 20:47: Message edited by: froopyscot ]
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
But at least I was considerate enough to constrain my experimentation to a single post.
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down there. And apparently the teemo donkey had different ideas about where I should stick it. Or something.