... about an exhibition about glory holes. Yes, those sort.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Suck it and see
Coming soon to a gallery near you: The Boy Next Door.
Piss Artist.
[ 14.06.2006, 12:16: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
Nice one.
Are they generally in public lavs? I'm wondering if the word relief can be employed somehow... the gist is, the curator is defending the exhibition against fuddy duddy trustees
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
National Pork Trait Gallery.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Hand Masters
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
quote:Originally posted by herbs: Nice one.
Are they generally in public lavs?
It would take some of the surprise out of it if they weren't.
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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Pop art.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Arthechoke.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Another Dick in the Wall
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
[roy walker] It's good, but it's not right [/i]
I think I'm going to have to fall back on 'so and so stands up in face of opposition', or some such. Slip it in quietly, like.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Cottage industry
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Boner contention
-or-
Bona contention
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Herbs herbs!!
Armitage Wanks.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
U-bend?
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
Holey Apparent?
Balls to the wall?
Posted by Bone (Member # 863) on :
Un'hole'y Row?
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
Good work. I particularly like cottage industry and armitage wanks. Sadly the page is now out of my hands... I did manage to sneak a rude in, however.
Posted by Niffer (Member # 266) on :
Ars(e) disputandi?
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Ooh, very good!
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
I thought of Peeping John this morning, but I'm not sure it really works in any way, you know other than John is another name for toilet and another mans name, but I was filled with elation and then suddenly shame that, well it's not witty or clever. I did however suddenly think up Havana Blast! for some kind of Cuban/Holiday experience when I remembered nobody was asking for funny headlines about going on holiday in Cuba. As you can imagine, after this came a bit more of that shame stuff I was talking about.
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Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
In the end I went for "XX stands firm in the face of critics", which was kinda under-the-radar rude.
Though "Future of Glory Hole goes to the toss" would also have been good.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: I thought of Peeping John
John Peel.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by herbs: Though "Future of Glory Hole goes to the toss" would also have been good.
If they win you could go with: "One in the eye for Glory Hole critics"
Actually,
"Critics slam Glory Hole." would've been quite good.
Or...
"Glory Hole leaves critics open-mouthed"
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
"Don't knock it 'til you've tried it"
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Reality Bites
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Holy Exhibitionists, Batman!
I should totally work for The Sun...
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Did Batman and Robin use glory holes then?
POW! ZARN! BUM!
LOL: Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
that reminds me i watched flash gordon for the first time last night flash gordon prob knows a bit about black holes
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Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
Brilliant! Another story's running this week, this time about the fact that the trustee, paying for the exhibish, didn't know what Glory Hole actually meant.
I've suggested 'boy next door' and 'eye opener'. Any more?
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
'Trustee surprised by Glory Hole exhibition'
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
it's got to be short. And a liddle bit risque as it's a diary story.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Bugger.
[ 21.06.2006, 09:56: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Mourning 'Glory'
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
Nice one Thorn. I'll keep that in reserve for when the exhibition ends.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
[ 21.06.2006, 10:06: Message edited by: ralph ]
Posted by Bandy (Member # 12) on :
holey cock-up, that man!
Posted by Niffer (Member # 266) on :
Urban dicktionary.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
What's the Story morning Glory?
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
That was pap
ETA: and thorn already rifffed on it better
[ 21.06.2006, 10:34: Message edited by: not... ]
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Poke in the eye for trustee
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
I'm not good at this
Posted by Niffer (Member # 266) on :
Exhibition leaves trustee scratching head.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Heh.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Trustee ends up with egg on face over exhibition cock up .
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
How about:
'Trustee spaffs loads of money on exhibition about people shagging each other through holes between public toilet cubicles. LOL!'
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
How about John D'oh!..?
This obviously works much better if the trustee's name is John.
[ 21.06.2006, 11:03: Message edited by: Ringo ]
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Inexcubicle! Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Trustee Drops the Baton in Exhibition Blunder Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Bog Stand-hard
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Trustee Digs Own Hole
Throw some water on me, I'm on fire! Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Peep-hole Cum-Era
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by herbs: Another story's running this week, this time about the fact that the trustee, paying for the exhibish, didn't know what Glory Hole actually meant.
TRUSTEE FINDS HOLE TRUTH HARD TO SWALLOW
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
quite good.
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
The end result was 'open-mouthed'.
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
I just very nearly sent out a work email with the sign-off "Kind Retards"
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
lol. I often have to make last-minute change when I spot that I've (quite aptly) described myself as "Shaton".
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
best typo ever, by me:
'the 21st cuntery'.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
I was once involved in an auto accident with a Japanese man. In an email I sent him, when I meant to say "nicks and chips" I wrote "nips and chinks".
[ 21.06.2006, 13:33: Message edited by: ralph ]
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I once sent someone an email saying "would this afternoon be convenient for me to come and install your hard dick?"
Seriously
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Excellent. My thank you letter to the Nurses after an 8 month contract: "It's been great working for such a wonderfuk team"
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
We're all idiots.
Posted by fish (Member # 22) on :
Funding "black hole" for trustee?
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
quote:Originally posted by herbs: The end result was 'open-mouthed'.
Trustee left open-mouthed at Glory Hole revelation.
That works.
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
Dear Ms T MO
Would this afternoon be convenient for me to come and install your hard dick? I have to say that after 8 months it's been great to work for such a wonderfuk team, and you barely notice all the nips and chinks thanks to 21st cuntery technological advances.
I look forward to hearing from you at your earliest convenience.
Kind Retards, Shaton
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Fascist rails at puerile celebration of anonymous cock-chompers.
