...or a Monday, what with it being so late and all.
Like no doubt many TMO viewers, I have just rec'd the B3TA newsletter. Said newsletter contains a link to a site devoted to pornographic pictures drawn in MS Paint. So successful was Draw A Serial Killer With Fruit On His Head that I am wondering whether TMOers might feel similarly inspired to draw some scenes of a down and dirty nature in MS Paint. Have a look at the site. What do you think. Can we do this? Do we want to?
[ 24.11.2006, 12:01: Message edited by: London ]
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
We so can. In fact I am now.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
I knew you'd love this one, Mikee.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Coincidentally, I'm reading the B3ta Forum's Question of the Week which is about *debt.
I can't paint any pron at the moment because I'm at work, sorry.
(o)(o)
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
ohhhh- wuh, i cant draw for tits or toffee and am in a very allah- fearing sort of internet caff, but i might have a bash this evening when i get back to my current abode. i look forward in extremis to seeing where this thread has gone by then.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by dance margarita: am in a very allah- fearing sort of internet caff
Don't let them see my avatar!
Posted by Bad Tmo Boy (Member # 909) on :
I can see myself getting murdered by my girlfriend if I take part in this one. Handy excuse considering I cant draw for shit with a mouse, well I can't draw for shit period.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
that b3ta link is denied on grounds of being 'tasteless/gross'.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
I call this cunnilingus alfresco 1975....
[ 24.11.2006, 12:38: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by London: I knew you'd love this one, Mikee.
Oh dude, my heart is completely pounding as I try to draw this standing up, covering the screen. I bring you:
Amp, going knuckles deep whilst watching Jimmy Big Nuts have a sex with Ringo over a drifter (in background, Louche inserts a melon, post Harold Shipman) Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
ETA: I particularly like the minute detail..spots on JBN's ass! Classic!
[ 24.11.2006, 12:48: Message edited by: ralph ]
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
That's truly awesome, as is Darryn's beautiful image. Where's Benway's beard though? I shall attempt some paintporn this weekend. And some reviews for Amazon. Hooray!
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
LOL.
Enduring image. Posted by Bandy (Member # 12) on :
Where is Mikee's image? where? where?
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
After hours of constant energetic tugging, Snorton contemplates seeing a doctor when his basement stockpile of Nazi memorabilia, genocide evidence and crayon drawings/blueprints of the demise of ben, no longer bring him to a shuddering, toe curling petite mort Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Dude, it's such a shame that you can't make a living as a professional MS Paint pornographer.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
I know. If there was a job for this type of thing, they would be admiring the accuracy of the hump back, Cyril Sneers nose-shaped-cock and the flat line for a mouth that signifies jaded sexual appetite.
Seriously though: look at darryns! Look at how it looks like it is from a dirty 1970's cartoon!
[ 28.11.2006, 13:23: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Absolute. Sheer. Quality.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Are we still doing this ? GOOD !!
Here's a picture of everyone's favourite Beatle Ringo Starr fucking a cat at Abbey Road studios during the recording of Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band...
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
I'm upset this thread didn't take off. I want to buy a WACOM tablet or whatever they're called now so that I can better MS Paint pictures. Is that wrong? How much are they. I will pay five pouns.
[ 28.11.2006, 18:29: Message edited by: London ]
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
I do admit to experiencing some pain in my sides when I saw that effort NWOD. However, this does open the door for some dwarf pron imagery.
It's been a while since I dabbled with MS Paint... Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
Ms AMP, I think the thread only hasn't taken off (yet) because it's quite hard to draw nudie pics in an open plan office, to most of which you have your back.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Ralph renders Sam both speechless and breathless as he furnishes her pure, innocent oesophagus with the finest Texan nut custard that dollars can buy. Which is rather a lot, bearing in mind the current weakness of the dollar. Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: However, this does open the door for some dwarf pron imagery.
Excellent. Bring it on. Remember to have lots of slanderous homoerotica. For the girls like.
lol! 'nut custard' - looks like sam is facing a rather serious anaphylactic shock there.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by London: I'm upset this thread didn't take off. I want to buy a WACOM tablet or whatever they're called now so that I can better MS Paint pictures. Is that wrong? How much are they. I will pay five pouns.
They start at around £40 I think, but I guess you'd probably be after one of these limited editions ones:
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Sadly I can't use MSPaint because it brings me out in hives, but I'm very much looking forward to making some Photoshop Phuckery Phoo / Illustrator Vector Pron in the near future.
I think this thread should be left open and added to whenever anyone feels the need to make pron. Forumites' eager eyes will light up every time they see the title appear in Today's Active Topics.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Some very good contributions so far. Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
I can't really paint or draw but I've done my best.
Oooooohhh yeah.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
I see no pornography there.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Yeah, it's just wishful thinking really.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Well it's not really up to standard. I believe the term is sub par. Have another attempt and try and incorporate something that could be considered pornographic. Think breasts, vaginas, peni, cumshot, buttocks, spurting, anus, fingers, high heels.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Zygote: Texan nut custard
I've never even been to Texas! And the beard...you forgot the beard! Otherwise, well done.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by ralph:
quote:Originally posted by Zygote: Texan nut custard
I've never even been to Texas! And the beard...you forgot the beard! Otherwise, well done.
I elected to omit the bottom section of the beard to give the image a bit more of a trendy feel. To compensate for this I gave the moustache an added boost.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Zygote: I elected to omit the bottom section of the beard to give the image a bit more of a trendy feel. To compensate for this I gave the moustache an added boost.
Fair enough. But why is sam green?
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by ralph: Fair enough. But why is sam green?
Wouldn't your face go green if your tonsils were being decorated with salty, sperm-ridden semen?
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
lolol Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
lol a definate improvement there. B-
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
quote:Originally posted by Zygote: Wouldn't your face go green if your tonsils were being decorated with salty, sperm-ridden semen?
her hair should be green
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Hello everybody. I have totally cheese-dicked my interview. But that is ok seeing that the chap who interviewed me sighed all the way through it, referred to me as 'mate' and cut short every answer I made with 'COOL'
But that's not all. His shirt was untucked. No tie. No sign of ironing. He looked at his watch throughout. He Gave up writing down my responses and then upon asking me where I lived, interjected and started asking me the best places to move to within my area as he was looking and hadn't found anything suitable. Note to world: I am not a fucking estate agent.
So he wouldn't tell me how much the salary was: 'How much is the annual wage?' 'I don't know. I think it's going up. HR will tell you' 'You don't know?' 'No' 'Well what does it stand at currently' 'HR will call you'
Fucking hell. So without further ado:
Zygote, after spending all his business investments on Extreme Snooker, decides euthanasia by having his brains mashed to a pulp by a 16th century china cock (with real squirting action) Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Strewth! Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Please don't end the day like this. Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
[ 29.11.2006, 12:24: Message edited by: ralph ]
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Are you going to stop being mean and start posting properly again Ralph?
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
What did he say NWOD?
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Come on ralph. Fess up.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Come on ralph. Fess up.
Didn't you see it?
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Of course not dude. It's called a cunning bluff!
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
I'm taking this one to the grave.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Ralph, are you going to paint some porn for us? Be quick about it though, my bath's nearly full.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
....and I have to go home. Please ralph. For us.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
No.
Enjoy your bath.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Dedalus is thwarted in his attempt to finish spreading chicken and ham-flavoured Toast Toppers on his toast as Misc's Avonator makes an unexpected appearance.
[ 30.11.2006, 11:31: Message edited by: Zygote ]
Posted by Dedalus (Member # 892) on :
Nice touch on the blond pubes, Zygote. Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
That penis appears to be ejaculating chicken and ham toast-topping. Excellent.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
That's almost worthy of the album sleeve...
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
quote:Originally posted by London: I'm upset this thread didn't take off. I want to buy a WACOM tablet or whatever they're called now so that I can better MS Paint pictures. Is that wrong? How much are they. I will pay five pouns.
Hey London, if you can find an ALDI shop to hand, they are flogging cheapo graphics tablets on one of their weekly specials - £24.99 with an A4 size active area. It's only their inhouse electronics 'brand' but I bought one today and it seems to have installed OK...
Have a look under the Sunday Special buys for 3/12 and see if you think it's worth a shot.
It's actually not bad once you get the hang of it and configure the pen the way you want it!
Sorry it's not porn, but on a more festive tip...
[ 03.12.2006, 18:34: Message edited by: H1ppychick ]
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
aww..
Actually London get one of these Wacom Graphire 4 A6 £61
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Submitted.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
What is submitted?
It's up to you, of course, but if it's something you just want to test out I still think you should try the tablet that costs £25 and is 4 times the size of the one that costs £60+, especially if you're only thinking of using it for the occasional Paint drawing rather than doing any fancy photomanipulation etc.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
London is broke and can't get anything till she gets more freelance work. Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Maybe you should devote soem time to second life. You could become a virtual pole dancer and earn $$$
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
I'm surprised the KLF haven't burnt a million linden dollars yet.
Posted by Dedalus (Member # 892) on :
Can you commit a crime in Second Life? Can you mug someone and steal their $$$?
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Oooooohhh yeah.
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