Also known as, Happy Birthday, Zygote. Sorry we were late. Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Posted by missgolightly (Member # 34) on :
Happy Birthday Zygote!
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
Megadeth say HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAVE SOME FIRE!
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
Happy Birthday Zygote!
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Oh, thank you all very much! You've brightened up an otherwise extremely dull, drizzly afternoon. Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
happy birthday I guess
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
From left to right: Ben, Jonesy, not..., dang
Have a good one, road-raging, snooker shooting, doctor marten booting friend!
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Have a good one
Dude, his birthday was two days ago.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
What are you? The tense nazi?
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
The question is, did he take the easy pink or the more difficult brown?
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: What are you? The tense nazi?
Did you even bother to check when his birthday was? Did you? Lazy bastard.
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: What are you? The tense nazi?
I have to say, I've never met a relaxed nazi. What's wrong with those guys anyway?
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
scratch a german, find precision.... you have to be well wound to be precise.
Happy Birthday Zygote - here's a picture for you;
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by ralph: Did you even bother to check when his birthday was? Did you? Lazy bastard.
Oh for fucks sake ralph. Let's just check with Zygote. Zygote: was your birthday ok at the time? If not I would like you to have enjoyed the days in between, today and perhaps the next couple of days too.
I was just calling you on your posts lack of sincerity. Hoping someone has a good one when the day in question was two fucking days ago smacks of insincerity.
That's not my myspace page by the way.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
I think you owe Zygote an apology, Nwad.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Zygote: was your birthday ok at the time?
Yeah pretty much. Had to be up early for a snooker tournament, but I had many pints bought for me in my local that night. The fuckers then decided it would be 'hilarious' to submit my name forward for karaoke. Luckily they selected House Of The Rising Sun by The Animals; a song that I easily pulled off. They soon regretted their little prank as they were called forward to sing Take That's Could This Be Magic.... *cackle*
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by ralph: I was just calling you on your posts lack of sincerity. Hoping someone has a good one when the day in question was two fucking days ago smacks of insincerity.
That's not my myspace page by the way.
lol, I am ralphybear, the clutchiest strawgrabber this side of patheticsville.
*mimics a down syndrome bear, widly grasping at thin air*
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
lol
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Take That are touring again. Will this horror never end?
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by Louche: Take That are touring again. Will this horror never end?
I doubt it very much.
I bought an electric blanket earlier. Does anybody else own one?
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
My old (not age, time) work mentor has one, so that when he sits behind his desk all day in the cold, he can wrap up in it. My nan used to have one, and when I stayed with her I was always convinced that I'd wet the bed and electricute everyone ever.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
It's not really a sign of 'oldness' is it? I mean, there is absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to get into a nice, warm bed at night. It's merely a comfort issue. I can't stand being cold - it is uncouth.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Young people can usually generate their own warmth. Just how old did you become on Sunday, Zygote?
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
I'm a naturally warm person - and heat up the bed for both myself and Mrs The Ball - but the downside is that if you wake me up when I'm dreaming, I tend to be drenched in sweat.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by ralph: Just how old did you become on Sunday, Zygote?
Twenty nine.
quote:Young people can usually generate their own warmth.
Yes, I know. Unfortunately there is no central heating in this house. Just two gas fires downstairs and two electric fan heaters. My bedroom sometimes gets very cold at night and I try not to use the fan heaters in my room as they are 2000 watts. They inflict serious damage onto the electricity bill. An electric blanket does not.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
No central heating?!? What sort of savage land do you live in? O wait. I forgot: Manchester.
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
is your toilet outside?
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
I should have seen this coming. I only moved here recently, after selling my house and ploughing the profit elsewhere. The rent I've agreed here is minimal, which is ideal for me as I build up my 'pot' for buying a new house later this year, when interest rates will have seen prices erode from their current levels.
And yes, there is indeed a toilet outside. There is also one indoors.
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
Has it got a ginnel?
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by dang65: Has it got a ginnel?
It certainly has. I use it as a short-cut to the local pub.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Zygote: I bought an electric blanket earlier. Does anybody else own one?
I have central heating, double glazing and an electric blanket which has separate controls for each side!
[THORA]Lucthurreh![/HIRD]
I don't generate much heat because I don't eat much food.
I do feed meat to my cat, m@~ and she provides enough heat to keep my lap warm, on occasion.
ETa: HBZ!
[ 27.02.2007, 12:20: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: No central heating?!? What sort of savage land do you live in?
This has pleased me so much. Can you believe I live in a world without central heating? I look forward to going to work just to get warm.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Happy Birthday Zygote. I'm sending wishes live from the London to Brighton line, via mobile wireless technology. What a fucking waste of money. Still, at least I don't need a poo. So, yes, happy, happy birthday.
Posted by Kira (Member # 826) on :
Happy (belated) Birthday Zygote Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Kira: (belated)
Well done! Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Sorry ralph.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Thanks for the wishes, belated or not, half-hearted or not. For the record: my electric blanket doesn't work, therefore I had to wear a thick jumper to bed last night. Fucking useless Argos.
[ 28.02.2007, 07:30: Message edited by: Zygote ]
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
HBZ
Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
Gah. Late again. As usual. Hope you had an excé birthday, Z.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Thank you, Black Mask and Sidney.
Sidney - is that the album cover for this 'Zygote'?
The guy on the right looks particularly menacing.
Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
I've no idea, to be honest. I just googled for 'zygote' and then picked a picture that wasn't medically themed!
ETA: I also chose it because it made me do a childo-giggle; 'Wind of Knives' made me think of someone trumping cutlery or something. I know - how sad.
[ 01.03.2007, 12:25: Message edited by: Sidney ]
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by Sidney: 'Wind of Knives' made me think of someone trumping cutlery or something.
It made me think of hundreds of people being severely lacerated by a tidal wave of razor sharp knives, resulting in a gory mish-mash of mutilated limbs and butchered flesh. A human casserole, of sorts.
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
Sorry I'm late with this - but Happy Birthday Zygote. I hope you had a good 'un. Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Cheers Sam. Do I get a birthday kiss even though it's no longer my birthday? Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Happy birthday. As it was your birthday you get to make loads of rapey jokes, that's the rule.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Thanks for the birthday wishes, London. Unfortunately I don't do requests, but if the opportunity arises I shall bear this in mind. Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Edit: I vaguely recalled posting something here in the early hours of Saturday morning. Stupid alcohol.
[ 05.03.2007, 04:23: Message edited by: Zygote ]
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
quote:Originally posted by Zygote: Cheers Sam. Do I get a birthday kiss even though it's no longer my birthday?
Hello mate. Seeing as I am currently only able to post at the weekend and you post during the week; it looks like the kiss will have to wait until our paths cross again.
Although I usually avoid the place, I had to go into Leicester in the week and naturally, I thought of you. It was possibly the only positive thought I had all the time I was there and you don't even live there.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by sam: Although I usually avoid the place, I had to go into Leicester in the week and naturally, I thought of you. It was possibly the only positive thought I had all the time I was there and you don't even live there.
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