Just like it says on the tin. Make up a slanderous lie about the person who posted before you.
TMO is riddled with subliminal messages telling us to have one, massive gang bang. Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Lickapaw is a fraud. She doesn't have a clue what's she doing at work. Poor Lickapaw. Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
ralph really lives in the woods because he is sexually excited by squirrels. they tend to split on him, though.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
H1ppychick isn't an accountant at all; she's a whore.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Mart masturbates over Teletubbies DVDs.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Zygote gave Goatse man a rim job. Twice
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Ringo lives with his parents.
Posted by Carter (Member # 426) on :
ralph lives in the suburbs, has no beard and likes shopping centres on Saturday afternoons.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Carter actually walks on cleverly concealed stilts.
Which is pretty skill, actually. Nice one, mate.
[ 16.03.2007, 09:57: Message edited by: mart ]
Posted by Carter (Member # 426) on :
Mart has a clue when it comes to this sort of thread.
eta - nice try, alphabet boy.
[ 16.03.2007, 09:59: Message edited by: Carter ]
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
Carter became a doctor specifically so that he could poison old ladies without anyone noticing. He was enraged when his close friend Harold Shipman was given all the credit and is now reduced to drowning kittens at weekends instead.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Dang thinks this government is brilliant and wants to bum Tony Blair.
Posted by Carter (Member # 426) on :
RealLouche
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Carter's knob dropped off after a freak rugby playing accident three years ago and now all he has is a plastic prosthetic tube. That's an inch long.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
Louche once shat herself at work and had to be taken into the toilets by her boss, where she stood sucking her thumb while her boss cleaned her up with wadded together bits of tissue paper.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Nathan Bleak used to be involved with Al Qaeda and was solely responsible for 9/11.
[ 16.03.2007, 10:24: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Misc shaves his arse hair.
[ 16.03.2007, 10:24: Message edited by: Black Mask ]
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: Misc shaves his arse hair.
D'you want me to prove that's not true?
Black Mask punched Thora Hird to death and bribed officials to conceal the evidence.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Barry shaves Misc's arse hair
With his teeth
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Thorn, that's horrid.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
As a teenager, Louche put a baby in a bottle bank.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Nathan was that baby.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
lolololol
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Black Mask had sex with Margaret Thatcher and loved every minute of it.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Louche is a neo-Nazi.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Zygote is Old Skool
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Black Mask is a Muslim.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Zygote masturbates with live, crippled hamsters then throws them out of a 6th storey window when he's done.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Zygote sold me the peroxide and Louche sold me the chapatti flour.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Black Mask was the man that sold the world.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Mikee gives Misc and Felix a blowjob each daily, to 'keep them sweet'. He swallows, too. he hates doing it. After he's done it, he has to go and sit somewhere quiet and dark. He rocks and weeps and can feel the blackness spreading from the inside. Sometimes he's sick. Sometimes he's sick all day.
He still does it though.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Louche gives out free hand jobs to Big Issue salesmen after work; larks around in Piccadilly Gardens drinking Special Brew and sniffing glue with them, before inviting them back to her house where she films their raging orgy.
So I've been told by my friends who work in the city centre.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Zygote is really shit at snooker, he just likes to come on forums and pretend.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Ringo's real name is Kunta Kinte
[ 16.03.2007, 12:02: Message edited by: ralph ]
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I really wish that were true Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Ringo 'touches' children.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Zygote hasn't washed since 1997.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
This thread isn't anywhere near as funny as I was hoping it would be. In the spirit of the thread though, I will say that this is becasue of Louche. Because she wanks off zebras into her arse, then squeezes the gloopy zebra spoff out at unsuspecting passers-by.
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
Ringo was molested by the banana Splits in the '70's.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
Ringo demands anal sex from new female forumites. Then, the day after he finally convinces them to 'go brown', he dumps them via email.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
Ringo, in his heart, longs to live in London
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
BTB really wishes he was a cameraman.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
H1ppychick is neither a hippie or a chick.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
ralph is a jerk.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
that's not a rumor!
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
I know, I just thought I should add it.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
benway is a racist
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
well ralph.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
I think that's the end of this thread.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Yeah.
racist Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
quote:Originally posted by H1ppychick: BTB really wishes he was a cameraman.
LOL!
Soundman;
Cameraman;
ralph was one of the original members of the Monkies, but left just before they became big - so angry is he at this that he actually infested his own home with termites and blamed mickee dolanz, but was laughed out of court.
[ 16.03.2007, 12:40: Message edited by: Benny the Ball ]
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Are you still in Qatar, benny?
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
benny, are you saying that soundmen are closet homosexuals?
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
I'm in London (the city) and, yes, yes to a man, all we dream about all day is the bum.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Or recording and listening to bums, presumably.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
weak Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Shut UP H1PPY!!
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
H1ppychick doesn't have any hands - she does, however, have a guy called Hanz that does most of her posting for her, but he is a bit retarded, so often her posts reflect this.
Posted by Lickapaw#2 (Member # 1049) on :
Benny "The Ball" only has one testicle.
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
Funnily enough, my dad actually only has one ball.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Did he name it Benny?
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
You've missed out a comma there, NWoD.
[ 20.03.2007, 12:54: Message edited by: Benny the Ball ]
Posted by Lickapaw#2 (Member # 1049) on :
^
I'm not entirely sure whether you've missed an M out there, Benny!
[ 20.03.2007, 09:10: Message edited by: Lickapaw#2 ]
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
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LOL!
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