Like the game of the same name, let's play scrupples/scruples what ever...
Post scruple question, next person replies, then posts one of their own and so on and son on etc
1. You need to use the toilet whilst at work - the communal toilets are kind of messy, but the disabled ones are very nice - the spastic next to announces that s/he needs to go as well. You know that you're quicker than them - do you run ahead and get in their before them or wait for them to return?
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
And... things weren't gelling for you over on Barbelith?
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
I'm working through some issues...
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
quote:Originally posted by Benny the Ball: the spastic next to announces that s/he needs to go as well.
An actual person with cerebral palsy or just someone hopeless or unpleasant?
*Hard stare at Benny* Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
A fully fledged Wheelie?
or
Someone with a bit of a palsy?
You decide!
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
I'd nip ahead of him into the disabled toilets and shit and piss all over everything. That way, next time I needed the loo, I could head straight to the 'normals' facilities without worrying that I was having an inferior toilet experience.
Oh, and here's my scruple:
The hott new secretary is knelt down and bent forward, and her thong has ridden up over her hipsters. Do you run and tell your mate, but risk her changing position and you missing out on an eyeful of whale-tail, or do you just stand there yourself, hogging all the action?
[ 17.05.2007, 11:33: Message edited by: Nathan Bleak ]
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Does she have cerebral palsy?
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
Spinal Biffa
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
No - but she's - uh - developmentally challenged. Body of a beautiful, healthy 19 year old, but the mind of a child. Erm. I wonder if there's another scruples I can spin out of that?
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Well, I don't think I'd tell anyone. I'd be like Gordie Lachance in Stand By Me when he sees the young deer in the woods in the morning.
Scruple: You're on the tube in to work in the morning when you spot Vogon Poetess a bit further down the carriage. You've always quite fancied her, but have never really had the chance to talk to her in any menaingful way at meets. You decide that this is your moment. You gather yourself together, take a deep breath and start to approach her. As you do, the tube pulls into a station, and as she makes to leave she collapses in a heap on the platform. As you hurry forward to see if you can help, you realise that she is horribly hungover, has thrown up all down her front and smells of wee. There is a piece of spinach between her front teeth. She is rolling on the ground going "nnnnghhh mmmmmnnnng" like a flid, and the very sight of her disgusts you, making your face flinch and your stomach nauseous.
Do you stop and help, with soothing platitudes and a calm manner, letting her know she is in safe hands, or do you move briskly along towards the exit before she sees you?
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: No - but she's - uh - developmentally challenged. Body of a beautiful, healthy 19 year old, but the mind of a child. Erm. I wonder if there's another scruples I can spin out of that?
She sounds perfect, where can I get one.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Handbag?
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
quote:Originally posted by mart: You're on the tube in to work in the morning when you spot Vogon Poetess a bit further down the carriage. .....she makes to leave she collapses in a heap on the platform. As you hurry forward to see if you can help, you realise that she is horribly hungover, has thrown up all down her front and smells of wee. There is a piece of spinach between her front teeth. She is rolling on the ground going "nnnnghhh mmmmmnnnng" like a flid, and the very sight of her disgusts you, making your face flinch and your stomach nauseous.
Do you stop and help, with soothing platitudes and a calm manner, letting her know she is in safe hands, or do you move briskly along towards the exit before she sees you?
A blurry man in a suit walked me to a (rain soaked) bench and sat me down in a puddle- was that you?
I'm confused as to how crack hangers can be sexy- it just looks so messy and wrong when they ride up. Wouldn't a flash of normal, lace-edged pants peeping over be a bit prettier?
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poetess: Wouldn't a flash of normal, lace-edged pants peeping over be a bit prettier?
Why, are you wearing normal, lace-edged pants ?
Take a photo, post it here and we'll let you know..
Is it wrong that I've always found Christina Aguilera foul and unattractive and yet suddenly now I've seen the 'Candyman' video I'm having little sexual fantasies about her dressed as a WWII landgirl or a Beverly sister..?
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poetess: Wouldn't a flash of normal, lace-edged pants peeping over be a bit prettier?
Well, that would be good too. It's all grist to the mill, as it were.
Posted by Amy (Member # 11) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: Is it wrong that I've always found Christina Aguilera foul and unattractive and yet suddenly now I've seen the 'Candyman' video I'm having little sexual fantasies about her dressed as a WWII landgirl or a Beverly sister..?
No, because I've always thought the same, and now that I've seen that video, I think she is hott. I hate to admit it, but I like the song too.