Happy Birthday Darryn ! - Hope you had a good one...
[ 14.06.2007, 15:25: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Nah, it was pretty shit sadly.
All I did all day was drink and wait for a Happy Birthday thread....
"Apathetic bloody forum"
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
OH FUCK
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARRYN!
ETA: Kellifer says Friendster reminded her this afternoon. She visited TMO but gave up when she couldn't find the birthday thread, being a little out of practise with the forum, as she is.
[ 14.06.2007, 15:44: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
My God, I was so obsessed with buying an xbox I completely missed Darryn's Birthday.
What have I become?
Sorry dude. Happy birthday, hope what's left of it is teh good ones
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
HBD
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
Fuckit, sorry D, happy birthday to the man who's made the last god knows how many years of tedious office life bearable, you're one of a kind dude!
And if I ever get my act sorted and come visit untold quantities of birthday beer will be yours..
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
Phew! At last! I thought I was never going to get out of that hostage scenario where I'd been taken prisoner and kept away from a computer all day. The only thing that kept me going was the thought of getting back here and wishing Darryn HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
But what do I find??!! Darryn had to start his own birthday thread. And none of you were even kidnapped like me. God you're a disgrace all of you.
Posted by missgolightly (Member # 34) on :
Happy 40th Birthday Darryn, and I'm sorry we forgot. Have a picture of a very fitting cake:
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Oh, sweetheart, sorry. Happy Birthday. I love you, if that helps? It probably doesn't. Er. Have a lovely day.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Happy birthday darryn. Thanks for giving us somewhere to hideout.
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
Damn, Darryn - what a bunch of shits!
Hope you have a happy birthday week, go into the weekend and let loose, relax and enjoy!
Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
You're never forty. You lying Dutch fuck.
(On the off-chance that you are have a very Happy Birthday)
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
piss and indeed fuck. hb d.
it sounds like it was an alright day, apart from the waiting. Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
Happy 40th D - thanks for the online hideout, the Amsterdam drinking binges, the phoo and the fun.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Happy belated 40th squire.
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
You set of bastards. I go on holiday for one week, and you forget Darryn's birthday.
HB squire.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Jeez, Black Mask, I'm boarder-line losing faith with humanity as it is, and then you put this up! Disappointment rising, anger eating away at inards...
What on earth is wrong with their mouths?
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by Benny the Ball:
What on earth is wrong with their mouths?
Dey PlaYbOyZ mUtHaFcUkA!!! I like how they misspelled ACAPUL_O on the table with wraps of gak.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
what the fuck is up with their hair and eyebrows?
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Such a lot of pouting...
I particularly dig the pLaYbOy in the baby-blue hoodie. He ROCKS!
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
They look like a bunch of pouting fucking homos and I want them all to die.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Unfortunately, there are no photographs of them wearing blue hairnets or badges with their names on. An oversight, obv.
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
I'm sitting on the train this morning, falling asleep and waking myself up with my own snoring, and then it occurred to me that I had forgotten something important, something I was supposed to do. Bugged the hell out of me.
Now I've just realised what I forgot, and I am so sorry m9, really I am. And you told me last week at the who gig what day it was! Fuck do I feel like a prize **** .
I think the only thing I can do is get you to the pub sometime soon (before it goes for good) and fill you with beer. Just say when.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
skin cancer in a couple of years, with all the tanning beds they're using yo.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
One of JOEY FcUkiin CARRERA's friends, "Mr. Mafioso" claims to be earning in excess of $250,000 per annum as a 19 year old pimp.
*grinds teeth* Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by Zygote: One of JOEY FcUkiin CARRERA's friends, "Mr. Mafioso" claims to be earning in excess of $250,000 per annum as a 19 year old pimp.
*grinds teeth*
He's Jewish! And he'd like to meet a Burberry condom!
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
quote:Originally posted by doc d: skin cancer in a couple of years, with all the tanning beds they're using yo.
Or whipped up into a hurricane, dragged out to Bukino Faso and gang raped by a bunch of real life gangster pimp drug dealing sons of bitches with gold teeth and AK-47's, high on Qat and really angry with the west...
I'm so depressed by that site - I...I...we...man built the pyramids, flew to the moon...wrote some of the greatest works of literature and music...and for what? So cock-knockers like that can brag about how much money their parents make, wear eye-liner and man-lip-stick and get drunk and fondle each other... Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
It's just, it's... just.. I-Incredible.
Posted by missgolightly (Member # 34) on :
quote:U sHoUlDn'T tHrOw StOnEs If U LiVe In A gLaSs HoUsE,AnD iF yOu GoTtA gLaSs JaW,U sHoUlD wAtCh Yo MoUtH!!
lol
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
shall we leave some comments?
Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
Oh noes! It's totally wrong that you had to start your own thread, Dazzler!
Wishing you a wonderful and fabulous 40th and an intensely satisfying year ahead - happy birthday, Darryn!
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
Those guys look far more gay than gangsta.
Shocking.... It is sites like that one that make me realise how shit the world is becoming.
Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
quote:Originally posted by missgolightly:
quote:U sHoUlDn'T tHrOw StOnEs If U LiVe In A gLaSs HoUsE,AnD iF yOu GoTtA gLaSs JaW,U sHoUlD wAtCh Yo MoUtH!!
lol
LOL! What a pair of mongs. Matching waxed eyebrows too.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
Sorry I missed the thread earlier Darryn. Hope you had a good one.
Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
also, is the man in the background one od those people with glass jaws they are referring to? His is certainly set at a jaunty angle.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
people like blood sausage. people are idiots.
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
WAZZ GEWDDDDDDD MY NI99A GET BAQ AT ME 1
Lord, take me now.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
I might email them this:
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
do it. we could all post it on their comments....
Posted by missgolightly (Member # 34) on :
lol but no, the one on the left would just take it as confirmation that drinking blue drinks makes you look like you have a big dick, or something.
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
You know who that dick reminds me of - zoolander - always pulling the same pout like its completely a new face.
Tosser. I think he needs some comments posting..
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
happy birthday darryn! you are rock n roll in human form.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Yes happy birthday Darryn. As a present I will pay you some donation money next pay day, as I haven't contributed a penny since Gree got her Dolly.
Maybe others would like to do the same. You stingy bastards.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by mart: Maybe others would like to do the same. You stingy bastards.
My donation contributed to my current tag. If I donate any more it'll probably change to 'Dick' or something.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
i haven't ever contributed.
what would be a good sensible amount d?
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
[raz]five poun[/raz]
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
really? is that all? how? paypal?
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
no, i was joking
i think five poun is actually not worth bothering with, once paypal take their cut. i might be remembering it wrong tho.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
quote:We appreciate any money you can give us but please don't bother with £1 donations as by the time we've converted the currency and paypal has taken their cut we only get about 20 Euro cents.
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
five is okay - there's the link on the home page, with pound and euro amounts I think?
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
will do after this weekend. and you can shame me if i don't.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
happy birthday mate!
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
Happy birthday Darryn. I obviously picked the wrong time to go on vacation. Won't let it happen again.
Posted by squeegy (Member # 136) on :
Happy 40th Darryn! And thanks. i <heart> TMO
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Thanks all, and thanks for the site donations too, it's greatly appreciated.
Forty huh, well if like begins at forty I hope it's good, 'cos so far it's just felt like a continuous hangover..
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
Happy birthday darryn. Not been around to see this thread before now but I hope it was a good one.
I have been somewhat nervous about donating in case I get a tag. The tags are a worrying tmo feature.
Is the address on the link mart gave OK?
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
s'all good baby...
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Happy Birthday Dazzler. Posted by Roy (Member # 705) on :
Happy birthday, Darryn.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
*spits coffee at screen for 37 minutes*
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
- lurker!!!!
Posted by squeegy (Member # 136) on :
lol, a typical TMO welcome mat rolled out there...
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
paypal in the post.
Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
Happy belated Birthday Darryn,
I got you these kittens awwwwwww... ...but when I went to the post office they refused to send them, something about their policy. I was going to look into other ways of sending live animals but then I got bored of the whole thing and they were miaoowing the whole time and it got really irritating, in the end I put them in a plastic bag, I had to knock them out firrst to make sure they would be quiet and then I took them down the post office and lied on the customs form. I put computer parts on it. So when you get a parcel of computer parts from England get the kitty cat ready.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Roy: Happy birthday, Darryn.
Oh Roy. Posted by squeegy (Member # 136) on :
quote:Originally posted by doc d: paypal in the post.
I tried but can't get it to work. Stupid technology. But I will keep trying.
Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
Also I can't get my head round BMs link. I've looked at that page times now.
Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
Three times in fact.
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
Belated Happy Birthday, Darryn. Apologies for not catching the day itself - I do at least have a moderately plausible excuse in that I was hard at it Best Manning at the wedding of long-departed forum favourites Omikin and SkyBlueJewel.
Also, if it's any consolation, no one appears to have remembered my birthday either (today, you fucks!).
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by ben: Best Manning
Racist!
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
That wedding must have been in-crowd central. Pics please!
Oh, and happy birthday. I guess.
Posted by Harlequin (Member # 454) on :
I am 40 too Darryn. I was 40 back in December and it is a very depressing age to reach. It doesn't seem that long since I was twenty an age I also dreaded because it meant that I was no longer a teenager.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARRYN! 
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Darryn had to start his own birthday thread. And none of you were even kidnapped like me. God you're a disgrace all of you.
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