You're Colombia! You do a lot of drugs, and these have kind of distorted your view of reality, to the point that everyone looks like an enemy. You keep trying to restore order over your schizophrenic world view, but you don't even know which goal is your own and which is someone else's. You're pretty sure someone needs to be punished for all this, but who that is changes all the time. Things would be a lot better for you if you switched to coffee, or even to decaf, but all this money would be hard to give up. Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
You're Malaysia!
You're really lanky and you enjoy spreading out over a lot of different places, but you've really got your act together these days. It's still hard for you to get respect, so you keep making greater and greater things so people will finally recognize that you've arrived. If you keep persevering, people will hopefully recognize that you have more than a nice spice cabinet to show for yourself
Idiot quiz.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
oh ralph Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
You're the United Nations! Most people think you're ineffective, but you are trying to completely save the world from itself, so there's always going to be a long way to go. You're always the one trying to get friends to talk to each other, enemies to talk to each other, anyone who can to just talk instead of beating each other about the head and torso. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't, and you get very schizophrenic as a result. But your heart is in the right place, and sometimes also in New York.
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
You're Costa Rica! You're about as peaceful as anyone on the planet, a real dyed-in-the-wool pacifist. And why not? No one really poses much of a threat to you and everything seems to work out, no matter how much violence and insanity rages all around you. So you relax and appreciate nature and culture while the rest of the world carries on their petty disagreements. If only everyone could follow your example...
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
this is uncanny
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
I was thinking the same thing. If anyone here is Costa Rica it's Benny.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
i wouldn't have pegged you as malaysia. more russia. maybe even north korea.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
but that's for your unabomber tendencies, not iron fist
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
I have no unibomber tendencies. And I am lanky, so Malaysia was a nice fit.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
You're Canada! People make fun of you a lot, but they're stupid because you've got a much better life than they do. In fact, they're probably just jealous. You believe in crazy things like human rights and health care and not dying in the streets, and you end up securing these rights for yourself and others. If it weren't for your weird affection for ice hockey, you'd be the perfect person.
Man, I'm such a hippy Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by H1ppychick: Man, I'm such a hippy
You? Look at the shopping list the missus just emailed me:
You're Chile! You're really skinny, and kind of bumpy in frame, but you're not as rough a person as you used to be. You like long, long, long walks on the beach and avoiding having your rights violated, just like anybody else does. You're even willing to stand up to those with more power and influence than you, trying to bring them to justice. Fight the man!
The beach thing is true but not the skinny thing lol.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
I was vietnam. At least I'm five dollar.
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
quote:You're Mexico! While some people think you're poor and maybe a little corrupt, you know where it's at, enjoying good food and nice beaches. You like to take things a little slower than those around you, and you really wish the air were cleaner, but sometimes compromises must be made. For some reason, Chevrolet keeps trying to sell you Novas as well, even though they don't really go.
Burrito anyone?
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
Mexico again here.
Ralph - strangely Burdock root I had not actually heard of until yesterday evening when Ray Mears was on TV with a squad of Gurkhas - they cooked vennison and burdock root by making a fuck-off fire, chucking loads of heavy stones on it until they were red-hot, then buried them with the vennison in a pit, and 2 and a half hours later a quite yummy bambi steak.
Is this how you cook?
Posted by Esmeralda (Member # 527) on :
quote: You're Thailand! Calmer and more staunchly independent than almost all those around you, you have a long history of rising above adversity. Recent adversity has led to questions about your sexual promiscuity and the threat of disease, but you still manage to attract a number of tourists and admirers. And despite any setbacks, you can really cook a good meal whenever it's called for. Good enough to make people cry.
Poppycock Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
You're Spain! You like rain on the plain, as well as interesting architecture and a diverse number of races and religions. You like to explore a lot, but sailing, especially in large groups, never really seems to work out for you. Beware of pirates and dictators bearing bombs. And for heavens' sake, stop running around bulls! It's just not safe!
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
You're France!
quote:Most people think you're snobby, but it's really just that you're better than everyone else. At least you're more loyal to the real language, the fine arts, and the fine wines than anyone else. You aren't worth beans in a fight, unless you're really short, but you're so good at other things that it usually doesn't matter. Some of your finest works were intended to be short-term projects.
Totally bang on. I like it.
[ 25.01.2007, 04:34: Message edited by: Louche ]
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
You're Brazil!
You're athletic, charming, and probably a good dancer. Unfortunately, you don't really mind chopping down the rain forest, and you probably consider homeless people expendable in certain circumstances. Of course, your personality is so diverse that it's hard to track down exactly what you're like. You definitely like Pele, the World Cup, and shouting "gooooal" at the top of your lungs.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Waynster: Ralph - strangely Burdock root I had not actually heard of until yesterday evening when Ray Mears was on TV with a squad of Gurkhas - they cooked vennison and burdock root by making a fuck-off fire, chucking loads of heavy stones on it until they were red-hot, then buried them with the vennison in a pit, and 2 and a half hours later a quite yummy bambi steak.
Is this how you cook?
No. We generally cook using an oven. The herbs I purchased yesterday weren't for cooking, but for some chickenpox remedy my wife was brewing up to relieve the suffering of our soon-to-be pox-riddled children.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
stupid ralph's stupid hippy wife
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Thanks for adding ralph day to the events page!
[ 25.01.2007, 06:54: Message edited by: ralph ]
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by ralph: No. We generally cook using an oven. The herbs I purchased yesterday weren't for cooking, but for some chickenpox remedy my wife was brewing up to relieve the suffering of our soon-to-be pox-riddled children.
Have you tried rubbing your children with raw meat and burying the meat at a crossroads?
[ 25.01.2007, 07:25: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Have you tried rubbing your children with raw meat and burying the meat at a crossroads?
Now how on earth will that make the itch of the pox more bearable for my wee ones? Get out of the dark ages, nwod!
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
I'm a bloody Mick. I do love potatoes in all their many forms, though. Except I think new potatoes are quite overrated.
Mystical and rain-soaked, you remain mysterious to many people, and this makes you intriguing. You also like a good night at the pub, though many are just as worried that you will blow up the pub as drink your beverage of choice. You're good with words, remarkably lucky, and know and enjoy at least fifteen ways of eating a potato. Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by ralph: Now how on earth will that make the itch of the pox more bearable for my wee ones?
Are you sure they just don't have beard rash from when you kiss them goodnight?
Posted by Amy (Member # 11) on :
You're Bangladesh!
Everyone else keeps eating your food, and as a result it seems like you're starving all the time. Your life is just flooded with problems, and you're pretty sure that everything would be easier if half the people you knew just went away. Unfortunately, they're hungry too, so they might go away in a way you don't want. George Harrison's music becoming wildly popular may be your only hope, but even he's gone away now.
Posted by rooster (Member # 738) on :
I'm Mexico too. Interesting.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
You are Uzbekistan.
Nobody knows where you are and nobody wants to go there. You are cold, barren and desolate. You have a cold. You stink of shit. Fuck off.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
Japan
"You tried to beat everyone around you physically, and when that didn't work, you turned to mental arts. Not only is this more acceptable to those people, but you're really good at mental arts. Somehow you're able to fit a great deal of industry into small spaces, and this has generated a lot of income for you. Now if you could just stop eating whale meat, you'd be making real progress." Posted by Keef (Member # 27) on :
Looks like it's you and me in Canada, H1ppy.
Posted by Fionnula the Cooler (Member # 453) on :
You're Libya!
It seems that these days, you just say things to get attention. Shock value is the really important thing for you now. You used to have a cause, and this made you seem like a threat to the established order, but now you just want to say wacky stuff once in a while.
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