Pete's gonna be fun, isn't he?
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Yeah, for about ten minutes. Just long enough to pull out your own eyes and throw them at the telly.
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
Yeah I caught this last night unfortunately - sadly its being repeated just now - one of the few times I would actually prefer 'everybody loves Raymond' on C4 this time of the morning.
So what did the 'creative' (and I use that term very losely) directors do? Draw up a list of outcasts and just go from there? Hmmm lets see?
A tourettes sufferer? A gay muslim? A misanthropist? A misogynist? A Sloane ranger? Token fag? Token babe? Someone guaranteed to get their kit off? The obligatory gobby cow?
Bolster it with some cannon fodder and assorted social misfits and whopee! Another summer lost to this crap.
I didn't pay much attention to it last night but seeing the repeat, first off I am not convinced that guy has tourettes - I am no expert but having seen a couple of documentaries on this disease, I am not convinced, and if he is faking it, channel 4 will be putting on one of the sickest jokes ever - really digging to a new low.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
I found it physically uncomfortable watching Pete. I reckon he's a fake, too. His spastic ape routine got tired after approximately a trillionth of a second. You could see the same message flashing across every housemate's eyes as they met him, "Irritating **** ".
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
I'm taking a year off from Big Brother. I hope I don't find the golden ticket.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Can't you all play Urban dead instead. That was at least halfway vicariously entertaining.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
***** Here's the Barbelith thread. I wonder if we will see the return of Ganesh.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
I'm playing urban dead. Bumped into Jonesy the other day, just outside Chaffey. There's still 20 active QJs
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
I abandoned my Urban Deadites about a fortnight into the experience. They've probably been wiped from the database or whatever but I kind of like to think of them standing up then being eaten and falling down and standing up and being eaten and falling down and so on and so forth ad infinitum, against a backdrop of the destroyed and apocalyptic city.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
There's no way that Pete has tourettes. But then I don't really care - they all have to act like total fucking idiots just to get in. The charicatures you see in the auditions are rarely followed through for more than 5 minutes once they actually get on the show.
I'll be amazed if Pete maintains his act for a week, good luck to the other housemates, I couldn't talk to someone that fake for more than 5 seconds.
Posted by SilverGinger5 (Member # 49) on :
I don't think it's an act. He worked in the cloakroom of a club down here and he was like that all the time anyway. Either he's permanently acting or permanently on drugs, but that's exactly what he's like anyway.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Well, Pete is beginning to grow on me. I kind of like him at the moment. I take it all back, it does seem like he has the tourettes.
Shabaz is possibly one of the most vile people I have ever seen even on BB, and therefore quite good value. However, he's obviously a likely candidate for an early eviction.
Dawn seems to be nothing like her audition persona. I could see she was pissed off with the bird who wanted her bottled water but she remained calm. How I don't know.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Big Brother 2006
Well, as this place has died its final death and I’m only days off turning it off for good and taking the site down in favour of something better like, for example just not bothering anymore I may as well join a BB2006 thread.
Smaller house, so what ? Lots of models, so what ?
Bloke with Tourettes - Fuckin’ hell, quality TV at last !, the man’s like a living version of Keyops out of the cartoon ‘Battle of the Planets’; either that or he’s a cross between Norman Wisdom and Jack Douglas of Carry On fame.
I’m stunned as always by what seems to be the mental state of some of this years contestants, the anorexic blonde who won’t drink tap water, the stick thin lifeguard who thinks he’s a hunk and the drama queen Indian who is just trying to create a persona for himself when he obviously just doesn’t have one would be my top of the nuts at the moment.
I mean it’s a freak show normally, but this year they’ve gone all out.
We’re only a few days in now and there’s nothing much going on, a lot of bitching about the ‘Paki Poof’ as he’s calling himself, and not much else, but I think it’ll probably descend into a living hell come the first week of June when whoever find the winning ‘Golden Kit Kat’ ticket goes in and has a break.
It’s not that interesting I know, and I’m probably TBH not that interested but it’s something to talk about while our TMO Rome burns around us.
So, who secretly fancies who ?, does the Welsh bird do it for anyone, or the posh bint ? What about the gay cowboy, how Right Said Fred is he ??
Which one would you most like to do a shit on ?
Which one would you most like to make a lamp out of and how ?
How much of my mind have I lost ? Most of it, it would seem, fuck this I’m going back to bed again, why I got up today after spending the last week in bed is beyond me, waste of time…
Oh, and if anyone wants to discuss the new series of Doctor Who I’m up for that too, because Cybermen are shit aren’t they ?
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Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Is that really her? it really looks like her.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
It does look a lot like her, check the fingers for proof, the lady sucking cock has a tattoo on her finger (as well as the ones by her mimsy) so if the BB2006 chick has the finger tat too we've got a winner.
Bit suspect though as Ceaser asked her yesterday about making 'porn' movies (I saw BB this morning from under the duvet) and she said she'd not. If she has, then now 'post conversation' it all starts to feel very, very 'set up' and unreal, well, more so than usual.
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Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
It's annoying that TMO looks like it's going to disappear and that I'm probably only a few weeks from achieving a goal I've had since I started posting on seethru 5 years ago.
Getting an image tag.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
quote:Darryn Well, as this place has died its final death and I’m only days off turning it off for good and taking the site down in favour of something better like, for example just not bothering anymore...
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Think about what tag you want and I'll leave it all running till you get one.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
quote:Originally posted by jonesy999:
quote:Darryn Well, as this place has died its final death and I’m only days off turning it off for good and taking the site down in favour of something better like, for example just not bothering anymore...
Thanks J, sorry I've not been in a very good place of late and all this negativity rubbed off much more than it should have done, funny how this place affects me.
I almost pulled the plug last week, closest I've ever come to it,but I didn't and we're still here.
Still, let's not dwell on that, talk about BB2006, or Doctor Who, Or why Joey's been cancelled, or HDTV football, or The World Cup or anything.
Please.
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Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Mart, nice to you back again, how's settling back into the UK going ?
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
For all the negativity, I think plenty of us still rely on this place. Nobody wants to see it go dude. Surely there are alternatives, new ways of getting new people on the forum?
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
I haven't managed to locate a picture of Lea's finger which is annoying but here she has blue eyes and in this link
I'm not absolutely convinced porn Lea and Big Brother Lea are the same.
I mean Lea looks like a generic bit titted porn star because that is the way she has made herself look. Blonde extensions, fake tits, painted on eyebrows.
I will be looking very closely at BB on TV.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
We need screencaps, there must be some out there.
The moles under her collarbone and on her tits seem to match in both images sets though (as one set mirrors the other)
See one mole just under collarbone righthand side of BB image shows up as mole just under collarbone lefthand side of porn image and dual moles on lefttit of BB image show up as dual moles on righttit of porn image.
But then moles are kinda common..
[ 22.05.2006, 07:31: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I thought she said she had done one? that is to say, in a roundabout way:
Cezar: have you done porn then? Lea: my son is watching this, of course I haven't Cezar: ok well in theory, if you had done porn, how many do you think you'd have done? Lea: (pause) One... but in theory, it's not all it's made out to be
I'm quoting from memory there but it seemed to suggest that she had indeed done a grotty flick.
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
Darryn, are you alright? You seem, kinda, down.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Don't ask. Let's just say I'm getting better.
Yeah, that's the conversation Ringo, makes it seem so set up..
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Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: Think about what tag you want and I'll leave it all running till you get one.
You do realise this means that Mart will have to not post, in order to save the forum?
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
Darkest hour before the dawn, they say...
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Huh?
Oh I think you mean not...
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
HELLLOOO!!!
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Oh yeah, I mean not, not Mart. DOH.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Mart's overdue for an image tag as well but then he hardly ever posts now so shouldn't get one
[ 22.05.2006, 07:47: Message edited by: not... ]
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
My post count is pathetic, really, considering how long I've been here.
Big Brother, huh? I've conceded defeat from the word go for this year. I know myself well enough by now to realise that I am sure to get sucked in at some point down the line so I may as well bite the bullet.
I do enjoy the analysis on Barbelith but it's just too analytical most of the time, so I'd welcome the chance to just have a good old-fashioned bitching session on the topic.
Barbelith has done the same thing with the Doctor Who thread to a certain extent ('heteronormative', anyone?), which I've only just got to finish reading as I caught up my Who backlog this weekend.
So, yeah. Happy to talk crap about either. Or the Da Vinci Code and how inordinately pleased I am that the critics have panned it. Or if anyone fancies going to Lost Vagueness next month.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Yeah I reached 3K years ago but I actually prefer not to have one. And no, I certainly don't deserve one anymore anyway. Though I may be out of a job by the end of June so I could sit around posting shite all day again. Let's hope.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Regarding the Da Vinci Code (which I haven't read or seen) I thought that the movie might actually have been really good. After all, the book is poorly written but a cracking yarn (apparently), which would mean that it could be turned into good cinema - or at least an above-average thriller. But it seems that the film is just as dross as the book.
Incisive critical cinema commentary from Mart there.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Yeah I’d have to agree there, Mart. In terms of story, it’s made-for-cinema stuff. So much potential, so much wasted talent. Though none of this will stop the masses from queuing up in droves to compare Howard’s duck with Brown’s literary turd.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Hmmm... seems no one else is interested mate. Maybe take it to MSN?
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Yeah OK, I think you're on my list.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
If anyone does want to talk 'Who' and it's homoerotic undertones or just why Billie seems to have a beard in a lot of close ups then BBC3 is showing the second series so far (episodes 1-5) all this week at 7.00pm
5 - Rise Of The Cybermen *
4 - The Girl in the Fireplace *****
3 - School Reunion ****
2 - Tooth and Claw ***
1 - New Earth **
(*'d for episode goodness)
[ 22.05.2006, 08:25: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
I was dragged to the Da Vinci Code on Friday night. It was shit apart from the naked Paul Bettany self-flagellation bit.
Beat that for a film review.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
I bought the DaVinci Code book for 20p the other day, no idea why, I'll never read it.
Film looks OK to me but I can't abide Tom Hanks, I love Audrey Tautou though so no doubt I'll sit through the movie even if it's awful like Dirty Pretty Things was (a much better band than movie).
I'd like to read the 'non fiction' version, what was that called again ?
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Audrey was great in A Very Long Engagement, wasn't she. Sigh.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
Why the 5* for Girl in the Fireplace, Darryn? Also haven't you seen The Age of Steel yet?
Re Cybermen, I really loved the fact that everything about the look of the cybermen was concealed until right at the end of the episode, with them being out of focus in the background of all of the setup shots with the scientist sidekick bloke. I also really enjoyed the massive metallic thunking lumbering gait that they have. I'm not an Old Whovian of many years standing however, so maybe that's why I enjoyed it.
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: Oh, and if anyone wants to discuss the new series of Doctor Who I’m up for that too, because Cybermen are shit aren’t they?
Ah,Un long dimanche de fiançailles, the one movie that never shows up in a Dutch video shop or sadly on a torrent network.
I've not seen it, but it's from the same director as Amelie, Monsieur Jean-Pierre Jeunet who as I type is working on an adaptation of the book Life of Pi which I look forward to greatly.
I think I'll go in search of Un long dimanche de fiançailles later today, I bet its great.
Hippy, I thought that Girl in the Fireplace was very well written, well acted, had some great moments and excellent one liners and only had one real plot flaw whcih is why I gave it 5 *
(Only 5 episodes listed as only 5 are shown on BBC3 this week)
Age of Steel didn't even deserve a * as it was awful. As mentioned the Cybermen sounded like 'The Wrong Trousers', the handy plug in phone port was too, well, handy and it was to be fair uberghey.
I just didn't like it.
Still, with the upcoming return of the Timelords (See Army Of Ghosts), Davros and yet more Cybermen the series has more to offer yet.
[ 22.05.2006, 08:45: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by Louche: I was dragged to the Da Vinci Code on Friday night. It was shit apart from the naked Paul Bettany self-flagellation bit.
Do they show the actual bit where Jesus does it... with a girl?
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: Un long dimanche de fiançailles
We watched it in the States, so it had the English name (but props to the independent movie house for showing it at all). It's beautiful to look at, you'll love it.
I'm looking forward to getting Heimat on DVD, which I hope to be able to afford soon (it's about fifty quid for each series). I have such lovely memories of when I watched the first series back when I was a teenager.
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: If anyone does want to talk 'Who' and it's homoerotic undertones or just why Billie seems to have a beard in a lot of close ups then BBC3 is showing the second series so far (episodes 1-5) all this week at 7.00pm
5 - Rise Of The Cybermen *
4 - The Girl in the Fireplace *****
3 - School Reunion ****
2 - Tooth and Claw ***
1 - New Earth **
(*'d for episode goodness)
Kiki has gone quite barmy over Dr Who of late so I have been immersed into it - I've seen episodes 1 and 4 in full - 1 I thought while it had its moments had a bit of a thin plotline, but 4 wasn't bad - not quite as good as she would have made me believe, but indeed, well acted and a few good gags.
It does strike me that with the event of proper special effects and a decent script Dr Who has gone up in my estimation. Still my favourite from the last 2 series has to be the "Where's my mummy?" one, which while definatley brought up to the 21st century in terms of quality, still retained that scary eerieness which made Dr Who the number one reason as a kid to examine the skirting behind the sofa.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Yeah, the Empty Child was chilling, as was (though I didn't think so) The Unquiet Dead according to my daughter.
The second series suffers from Tennant not being quiet so 'intense' as Eccleston, many of the episodes so far have too light hearted a feel to them, there's a few too many 'jokey' speeches, though some might draw a line between Ten (Tennant) and Two (Troughton) to explain this overly verbose tendancy, I just think someone told Russell T. Davies to jolly it up 'just a tad' if you could (Though he's also camping it up).
I'm mostly hoping that we get a couple of good dark episodes soon, though with a Blue Peter monster and the Devil coming up I'm pinning more hopes on season 3..
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Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
Man alive! I'm never going to have a tag! Also, TMO news =
Before BB6 started, I read a story about how the programme makers were planning on added a twist that kind of mirrored the celebrity show - a celebrity would be a housemate.
I've been watching this bunch and, I have to say, I am somewhat disappointed at the level of 'celebrity' they've managed to attract.
Limalh
Piltdown Man
and special guest appearance by Nana Moon's face
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Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Here's Benway - That's why he's not posting !
uncanny
[ 22.05.2006, 09:27: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
lolol
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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Benway is at the surgery having a circumcision today, but he'd kill me if I told anyone that.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I still can't believe they let RickJ in there
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
They'll circumcise anyone ringo, even those who hate jews and their foreskinless ways.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
thanks mikey for announcing that! Anyway yes I've had the op and it's all fine, so there you go.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Oooooo, salt baths, nasty.
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
Lol@Sidney
Are they not going to parachute 'celebrity' Chantelle into the BB house at some point Sindy?
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: thanks mikey for announcing that! Anyway yes I've had the op and it's all fine, so there you go.
You think it's ok now, just wait till you get a boner. My stitches nearly ripped out. I was on the verge of passing out at that point.
The horror..
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
You bastards.
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Posted by Jack Vincennes (Member # 814) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: I bought the DaVinci Code book for 20p the other day, no idea why, I'll never read it.
Dude, you will read it in like an evening, I'd guess. After the first 50 pages sheer amazement at what you are reading and that it is the 9th bestselling book of all time takes over. I wish I could channel my complete lack of talent into profit, as Dan Brown has done so well.
Posted by Damon's Off (Member # 3) on :
Anyway, back on topic. I have way too much time on my hands:
Porn!Lea has a tat on her index finger as shown on linkage piccie earlier. Here is pic of BB!Lea.
She sucks cocks.
Posted by Damon's Off (Member # 3) on :
Oh, and off topic:
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: The second series suffers from Tennant not being quiet so 'intense' as Eccleston.
Yes, but like, way prettier, which is FAR more important.
Posted by Jack Vincennes (Member # 814) on :
I am liking Lea, in her Big Brother capacity at least. Maybe it's just because she's defending Lisa, who is my favourite.
ET correct typo
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Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
quote:Originally posted by Damon's Off: Anyway, back on topic. I have way too much time on my hands:
Porn!Lea has a tat on her index finger as shown on linkage piccie earlier. Here is pic of BB!Lea.
She sucks cocks.
Excellent work Holmes!
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Holmes, a few other details are bothering me in this pic.
1. What is that line next to Lea's twat. A tattoo, a varicose vein?
2. There appears to be another mark just uder her skirt, looks like a flag, any ideas?
3. If you have one of those penises that curve upwards like a banana, is there an increased danger of knob-snap when attempting the reverse cowgirl?
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
hey not, if you've got winamp, you might dig this jpop tv shoutcast (streams at 270 - 300k).
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
oh, and I saw big brother this morning and, you know, seemed a bit tense in there. I see from the website that sezar has managed to get somewhere with one of the girls. I can't get excited about it yet. I'm still reeling from Tiger Island's recent disappointment on Shipwrecked, and the exciting climax of series 1 of Australia's Next Top Model.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: hey not, if you've got winamp, you might dig this jpop tv shoutcast (streams at 270 - 300k).
Well I don't have winamp but the link opens up my itunes and seems to want to work, but it doesn't, natch.
try here. Although this doesn't bode well for you. Looks like you might not be able to do all the fun things that a PC can do. Sorry.
[ 23.05.2006, 05:55: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
You did that just to taunt me.
It's not nice being made to feel like a lonely Jew at Christmas.
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Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Hey Benway check this out I think you'll love it. chi pet Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
come on man. Give it up.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Also going back to the earlier subject of big brother and porn did everyone realise that Nicola Holt -bald headed lesbo form previous BB is now a bonafide porn star.
Click that at work and you'll have some explaining to do
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Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
HAHAHA! MORE LEA WALKER PORN EVIDENCE
L@@K!! Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Mmmmm, lovely.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Now you can see Lea sucking and fucking as though her life depends on it...
She sounds like a proactive lady. Can't you draft her in for your farm Uber? She'd have the earth dug up and a pond filled in no time, on the strength of a quick blowjob.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Why does it have to be the one that looks the most like a badly botched post op that has the porn video ?
If it was the Welsh lass or at a push the posh one who'd gone all A&O for DP with A2M action I'd have maybe been up for a viewing, as stands I've no desire to see Lea 35 (What in ? Dog years ??) on video getting a full on facial.
Yuk.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
I was reading a forum yesterday where someone said 'my flatmate did Bonnie up the arse a little while before she went into the house'
Excellent.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: Why does it have to be the one that looks the most like a badly botched post op that has the porn video ?
If it was the Welsh lass or at a push the posh one who'd gone all A&O for DP with A2M action I'd have maybe been up for a viewing, as stands I've no desire to see Lea 35 (What in ? Dog years ??) on video getting a full on facial.
Yuk.
Also, even if you join up to the website you still have to pay to view the clips.
I note that Lea has had her eyebrows and lipliner tattoed on... it will probably make economical sense in the long run.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Pete
Posted by Nina (Member # 800) on :
Shabba has left the building after behaving like a disturbed thief.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
That's a shame. I was finding his behaviour quite entertaining. I think the person I h8 the most at the moment is Richard. His voice grates me and the way he keeps trying to get the whole group against one person "C'mon everybody lets all ignore Shabba, when I count to three we're all going to stop talking to him I mean I know Shabba is probably the most annoying person ever to be in the BB House, possibly even more than Marcus the seal boy from previous series, but Richard... I dunno, I don't like the way he trys to lead the others.
I think he's going to be one of these characters that everyone loves in the house but is going to be evicted to a chorus of boo's much to his surprise.
I hope so.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Yeah, snuck out late, did you notice they announced his 'walking' halfway through last nights BB by way of a plug for E4's BB Big Mouth ?
Sneaky.
It really feels set up this year, all this grief so early on, it'll either all come to a grinding halt by the second week of June or they'll kill each other before July is out..
[ 24.05.2006, 04:53: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
It's going to be boring for a while now. Everyone has been united against the common enemy "Shabba" whilst lesser annoying behavior - Nikki "you're making me cwy. I want my bottled water" etc has gone by relatively undetected.
Mind you I suppose this will at least give some of the other quieter ones a bit of a chance to come out of their shell. I'm a bit disappointed by Bonnie or "Bonner" as she had a great audition tape which she has so far failed to live up to.
I wonder what the next big topic will be? Dawn's B.O.? Sleazy Ceasy? Pete's large appendage?
I'm gonna put my money on the Volatile midget from 007's Golden Gun flipping out proper at one of the other girls. Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
She'll go ape as soon as he runs out of fags, she seems to have had a tab constantly welded to her lips thus far.
Nikki needs a slap, of all the housemates she has to be not only the most annoying looks and sound wise but also the most conflicted when it comes to stability and personality.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
i like the phrase 'top spec bitch'. im not sure why george used it about imogen though, because i havent seen her weraring glasses. Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
From the guardian - quoted so you don't have to waste precious time clicking on a link and panic as you surf away from this website.
quote:The Human Beat Box He claims to have Tourette's syndrome, but is this just a cover? So he can go around the house shouting to people's faces what everyone at home is shouting at their tellies, and the others in the house are saying under their breath? "Wanker!" He also has an enormous penis, which he waves about in the hot tub.
The Screaming Banshee Oh my God! This one calls himself a "wacky Paki poof without a corner shop" and emerges at night to hide food, like a nocturnal squirrel. He's never had a job, which is strange as he has all the qualities any employer would want: thrives under pressure, calm, a natural leader but also works well in a team ... Actually, no he doesn't. He clearly has mental health issues and will probably never recover from this experience. He's already threatened suicide on live TV, which would be a first. A shag last time round, suicide this year, what next?
The Posh One Snarly nasty. And so posh he can shave his head and stick a bolt through his eyebrow and still look posh - that's bone-structure posh, one step up from floppy-posh-hair posh. He speaks a different language from the others; for example, "Let's crack this bad boy" means, "Shall I open a bottle?" The others don't understand, though, and take "Let's crack this bad boy" as a call to begin picking on and bullying the Screaming Banshee, which they do.
The Jack Russell You know, those horrid little dogs that always try to shag your leg. You shake them off, they hit the wall with a thud, fall to the ground whimpering. But then they pick themselves up, shake themselves down, and come running back, panting, to try to shag your leg all over again. After a while, some people just give up and let them do it.
The Cute One Cute. That's it, really. But it'll be interesting to see if she's going to keep shaking off the Jack Russell - and the Other One.
The Other One He looks like Vernon Kay, but he's even less interesting. He's a tedious sexist, too.
The Other Gay One A horrible big bully. He gangs up on people and needs to be liked. "All together, one last time, we're going to say goodbye to Shaz," he says. I've heard it said that this house isn't a great advert for gay people, but they needn't worry - it's not a great advert for any people.
Boy He reminds me of a statue that used to be in the Millennium Dome, possibly called Boy. He's a strange, skinny, doe-eyed creature, who has walked out of the sea. I doubt he's ever been to a city before, and he shouldn't be here - just as you shouldn't put your best white underwear in with your dirty mudwrestling gear.
The Stinky One She says it would be bad for her reputation to shower; it could be bad for it not to. It must be quite degrading, being smelly on telly.
The Thick One A part-time care worker who doesn't care about anything. She likes to have it up, big time. "I like to go out there and blaze it up. I just like to have everyone up, everything, d'you get me?" Not really, Bonnie, no. She says she's pretty, but she looks a bit like a man. Since being in the house she hasn't managed to think of anything else to say, and her brother is a drug dealer.
The Sloane Ranger No you're not.
M Cups The proud owner of the biggest implants in Britain. She's not just doing this for herself but also for her mum and her son. They must be dead proud, especially her little boy at school. "Saw your mum, with the big boobies, on the telly last night, crying because someone made her towel smelly. She's brilliant, is your mum."
Manc-Chinese Wee Jimmy Krankie Terrifying. She shouts things like: "None of us are wiping our arse."
The Bunny Her big ambition is to marry a premiership footballer. I admire that. Go on girl, win it.
and its almost teatime as well
Posted by CaptainRabbitKing (Member # 333) on :
There should be a comma in that after skankmerchant
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
That's great, and it makes me want to watch it - except that it's utter rubbish, isn't it. I said to TheGree last night - it's car-crash TV. She said no, it's not even that; it's no-car-crash TV.
Is that a new concept.
(No.)
[ 24.05.2006, 11:44: Message edited by: mart ]
Posted by Fionnula the Cooler (Member # 453) on :
Why do the people who edit the programme seem to think that the most exciting thing that could ever possibly happen in the Big Brother house is a boy putting his penis inside a girl? I never understand it. The way they save it up for the end of the programme like it's some sort of cliffhanger. I'd much rather see, I dunno, the skinny one - Glyn? - tearfully pushing his fingers down his throat to sick up his dinner, or Cezer having a wank, or Imogen taking a really big sploshy messy shit on the toilet. Wouldn't you?
[ 24.05.2006, 11:53: Message edited by: Fionnula the Cooler ]
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
quote:Originally posted by mart: That's great, and it makes me want to watch it - except that it's utter rubbish, isn't it. I said to TheGree last night - it's car-crash TV. She said no, it's not even that; it's no-car-crash TV.
Is that a new concept.
(No.)
It's actually car-fix tv. You're stuck in the little waiting room at Kwik-Fit, hanging around for them to replace the exhaust, and all there is is coffee that tastes of smouldering plastic and a pile of months-old car magazines which you know you'll leaf through in such a desultory fashion, it's barely worth expending the energy needed to pick one up.
Posted by CaptainRabbitKing (Member # 333) on :
Bollox, first and probably last post and they pull the link. It was horrible i can tell ye, put me off tea. Bye then
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
And all you're waiting to get fixed is a six-year-old Ford Fiesta that has mould on the window rubber and a wee stain on the driver's seat.
[ 24.05.2006, 12:07: Message edited by: mart ]
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
I think Richard comes across pretty well. I get the bullying accusations, but... look at the target. I think with fucko gone Richard will straighten up and fly right. He could be a winner. I'm rooting for Richard and Pete at the moment.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
quote:Originally posted two days ago by Darryn.R: Mart, nice to you back again, how's settling back into the UK going ?
Darryn, I must apologise, I only just saw this post of yours, and now I feel :badface: for not replying.
Life back in the UK is... good... and bad. It is good to simply have a break from the slightly stagnant life I had settled into in Spain. You know, change is good and all that. It’s good to be back among friends I have had since I was baby small. There is cricket on the telly in the summer. There’s Radio 4. I get to play a little golf, and a little snooker, in a parish hall club started in 1942 by the Home Guard. It’s lovely - uplifting, even - to go to work every morning and see grass! fields! sheep! lambs! cows! This afternoon on the way home from work I went to a farm and bought a dozen eggs fresh from a chicken’s vagina. The old one-eyed cockney nutter who ran the place tried to get me and my companion to buy a lamb from him that was running in and out of the kitchen and round our legs. It was bucolic and ace and totally unreal, and I loved it for its mad Englishness.
But. There’s lots of badness as well. Will it ever fucking stop raining? No, I don’t fucking think it will. It honestly hasn’t stopped for about two weeks. At all. People aren’t happy. People are ugly. Food is almost universally poor. There is the phenomenon that is “Tesco”. It is horrendously expensive. Everything (almost everything) is drab. There is litter blowing around everywhere. There are no services - things like street-cleaning. Most buildings built anytime after about 1920 are, generally, unattractive (yes, of course, there are exceptions, lots of them I expect). Step foot in a city and you could be in Leeds, Sheffield, Nottingham, Manchester, Cardiff, Birmingham, Stoke. They’re all the same. You go home at night and you pretty much shut yourself up in your house and so does everybody else. People just talk about what’s on telly.
But. TheMiniGree has made friends at school and goes up to big school in September, and is really looking forward to that; as she gets older I think she will be the one to benefit from having moved here. Our view of things may well change once we have a little more money in the bank and a car to be able to move beyond the boundaries of one suburban postcode area.
So, yeah. What do you think? Maybe we should move to Holland? I like the sound of that. There was a Dalziel and Pascoe episode on the telly a few weeks ago, where they’re in Amsterdam, that made me think “aaaahhh.... Holland, that would be all right”. We’d need to learn the lingo though, and, like, get jobs and stuff, wouldn’t we. Hmmm.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
quote:Originally posted by mart: Will it ever fucking stop raining? No, I don’t fucking think it will. It honestly hasn’t stopped for about two weeks. At all.
.... of course, today it's a beautiful morning of sunshine and all is good in the world. Bloody typical.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
quote:Originally posted by mart: Step foot in a city and you could be in Leeds, Sheffield, Nottingham, Manchester, Cardiff, Birmingham, Stoke. They’re all the same.
While I think this is true of a lot of towns in the UK, I don't think it's true of the cities. Of that list I've only been to Nottingham, Birmingham and Cardiff but they're all very different in appearance and chracter. Cardiff, for example, has a fucking great big medieval castle right in the city centre, and immediately outside that there's the striking museum and the beautiful main university building. Birmingham's more of a jumble, kind of a smorgasboard of styles from various attempts at the city to reinvent itself. It's true that they've got similar shops, which maybe is what you meant, but there's more to a city than whether or not there's a Next there. These days I divide my time between two cities - London and Oxford - and each has a clear identity. London's chaotic, multi-national, modern and aggresive whereas Oxford's stuffier, bound to its heritage, rustic and dedicatde to living up to an old fashioned vision of Englishness. If you added cities like Brighton, Liverpool or Salisbury you could easily argue that they were all very different from each other; very different from London and Oxford.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
I thought somebody might pick up on that, and it's a fair comment. What I meant - the image I had in my head (which was up to me to describe and which I didn't do) was of suburban town areas - streets with houses in them, rather than streets with castles or shops in them.
To be fair, the more I think about it the more I can think up quite big differences - swathes of northern back-to-back terraces aren't something you see down south (though somebody else will probably tell me that;s worng as well), different towns do have more houses made from a particular stone, or a certain col,oured brick, and so on. So maybe it wasn't a fair description, but it's something I have felt.
To be even fairerer, I can also think of certainm residential styles in Spain where it would be difficult to establish where you are if suddenly dropped there blindfold or someting.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
I'll reply to Mart in a bit, sorry mate, time restrictions..
Big Brother though, isn't it ??
Turns out Shabba lied about his mental state, that should put the cat amongst the birds at Channel 4 later on this week, and another one has walked out ! The older black woman who they say smelled has walked as they're not giving her the clothes she's packed as BB won't be giving the suitcases to the ones who were up for eviction, it's all going tits up at the BB house this year isn't it ?
So, will there even be an eviction on Friday of they have to put two new people in to replace walkers ?
Goes to show you that whoever did the selection process this year really didn't do their homework or a very good job.
[ 25.05.2006, 08:37: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
It started to go wrong a few seasons ago. The original concept was simply to put a group of fairly average people from diverse backgrounds together in a house for a coupel of months, make them work together for rewards and see how the group dynamic changed as more people were evicted. That was pretty good. Now it seems they simply try to find the most unusual or eccentric emotional retards they can, then bung them in the house and play mind games with them for 3 months in an effort to cause the biggest fight possible. It's less social experimentation now, more total exploitation of the weak and the stupid.
Not that it's going to stop me watching of course.
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
this season is the first i've watched of BB i'm not finding it very enthralling if anything it's like watching a home video of my family at thanksgiving all it's lacking is additional camo, a few "y'alls" , guns and jim, jack and johnny red
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: So, will there even be an eviction on Friday of they have to put two new people in to replace walkers ?
Maybe they'll just stick a few more golden tickets in the KitKat packets.
Also - what happens if the person who finds one of these tickets is a true mental case?
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
You have to assume they're gooing to screen the people who find the tickets to get the best possible match for the people already in there.
I doubt they will, it'd be great if it was a nice old lady with a blue rinse and a gammy leg they put in at the last minute who they put in.
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
i think mart would make the perfect BB contestant
he already has a few of this seasons leading attributes
he's welsh he's camp he's a ham he has sloaney friends he needs a vacation
i should start putting a kitkat in his lunch everyday - somebodys gotta win, might as well be him
Posted by Ganesh (Member # 685) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: Turns out Shabba lied about his mental state, that should put the cat amongst the birds at Channel 4 later on this week
Yes, because clearly one would neeever detect the presence of psychological instability in Shahbaz if he didn't tell one directly...
Posted by Damon's Off (Member # 3) on :
This'll put a smile on nots face: Lea has spoken candidly about her love for some unusual sexual fetishes.
"Have you ever let a guy piss on you?" Nikki enquired, in the wake of Lea's revelation that she loved giving oral sex to a man when urine was involved.
"Of course I have, and in me," Lea replied, adding: "I've sucked a guy's cock before when it's been up my arse and had jelly on it."
LOL, what flavour jelly ? Strawberry and Poo with 'Dream Topping'
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
That woman appears to be the complete and total antithesis of sexy. Words fail me.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I really feel sorry for her son right now
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Yeah, ice-cream without jelly, that must have been the worst birthday ever. What a party pooper.
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by Damon's Off: "I've sucked a guy's cock before when it's been up my arse and had jelly on it."
quote:Originally posted by jonesy999: a party pooper.
You're so up to date with the slang terms Jonesy. How do you manage it?
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
You philistines, you should've been watching Buster Keaton, instead.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
quote:Originally posted by dang65: You're so up to date with the slang terms Jonesy. How do you manage it?
I tend to make them up and then attribute them to an imaginary nephew who's fly (or 'Cod' as they’re calling it these days)
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: You philistines, you should've been watching Buster Keaton, instead.
I was, actually. Fucking good. I'm going to get a DVD of that stuff and force my children to watch it.
What bugged me was that Paul Merton kept insinuating that he was the sole keeper of the flame and he had to tour the country making people watch these films and realise what they'd been missing and then kiss his feet.
There must be millions and millions of people that love silent comedy, ffs.
Mind you, it doesn't get on the telly much these days. Used to be shown a lot. Maybe they could consider replacing, say, 20% of the Hitler documentaries with silent comedy. That would be about 40 hours a week, which would be nice.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
quote:'Cod'
It means, 'down by law', it's something to do with knowing all the 'angles' plus having lots of ladies trying to reel you in and catch you – you know, being over-fished.
I don't know, these crazy kids.
[ 26.05.2006, 05:45: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Stephen Benway is totally cod Eyes on the prize, sees more than God. Laydeez are baitin’ Girls anticipatin’ From the cradle to the ladle he keeps dem waitin’ This is marmalade tepid.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
I'm Stephen Benway I tell you no lies Don't you bitches expect me to apologise. Ain't nothin' you can ask for is a surprise I'm codder than god and I ain't bitin' Kung foo master, comin' out fightin’ I'm Stepehen Benway More cod than Norway Glib in the crib, you can have it your way. But fuck that jelly that you all seen it on the telly That shit aint sexy, that shit is smelly. So fuck Big Brother And fuck your mother I'm a cod god crib king – super lover. Shits just like that, like Tommy Cooper. Hear this bitches: Benway ain't no 'party pooper'.
[ 26.05.2006, 06:03: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Reasonable
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
I don't know. Buster Keaton? Ingenious, beautiful and poetic - sure. But funny? Also: Christ, no one does preachy and po-faced quite like a comedian, eh? (Merton, I mean.)
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
I used to love the Harold Lloyd silents, on the telly around 6-ish.
make way for Harold Lloyd! da da da da, da da da daa da Harold Lloyd! da da da da, da da da daa da
[ 26.05.2006, 06:44: Message edited by: H1ppychick ]
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by ben: Buster Keaton? Ingenious, beautiful and poetic - sure. But funny?
Depends if you're into slapstick I suppose. Gags like the canon getting stuck to his foot so it keeps pointing at him as he tries to get away from it... that makes me lol, but probably seems completely lame to a lot of people.
I think it's the same film where Keaton's left alone on the ship and he gets out a pack of cards and starts playing patience. Only it starts raining. I've only seen that scene once, years ago, but the bit where he tries to shuffle the soaking wet cards stuck in my head as a moment of visual comedy genius.
And that lost diving board scene really was brilliant. IMHO.
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
That was, actually. It must have been amazing for the restorer who did all that work to find he had something that was genuinely worth the effort.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Lea
Sezar
Richard
Who's gonna go?
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Going to the last post, and then scrolling back through the thread looking for the first post I hadn't read, I thought ben's post about "it must have been tremendous for the restorer to find something genuinely worth the effort" related to that pic of Lea. She does look like she's been renovated a few times.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
The public response has been so overwhelmingly against Sezer this week that yesterday one major bookmakers stopped taking bets on if he'd go, only on the percentage margin.
Unfortunately the BB editors did a real hatchet job on Richard in last night's highlights show, so I'd imagine his odds are coming in a bit as well.
Vote for Sezer by texting SEZER to 84444 or calling 09011 32 33 13 Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
William Hill currently have Sezer's eviction as 1/10, by the way, which is extremely encouraging, but still, please vote!
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
I think Richard pulled himself round pretty well (despite the C4 hatchet jobb) by going into the diary room at the end and saying how he "didn't go in the house to be a bully but was now scared he had become one" making him seem like a decent bloke, on the other hand ratboy Sleazer just looked like a **** as usual.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
I notice that a lot of people seem to be coming out in support of Richard and against Sezar.
These two are the obvious alpha males hence the reason why the BB house has split into two camps.
In support of Sezar in the argument that began over the hiding of the alcohol in last nights BB on Channel4. He, I think, justifiably called the other group out on it. Richard tried to divert the topic by bringing up that he had heard Sezar and Imogen bitching about other people. Mikey flipped out and accused him of doing exactly the same and a large argument ensued.
Now during the intial stages of the argument Sezar stayed quiet. Richard, suddenly under a unexpectedly (to him) ferocious attack called Imogen a false, boring, dull person to her face. All of which may be true, but to say it to someones face like that is a pretty cold blooded act IMO. Sezar was the one who pointed out to Richard that he was the one who diverted the argument from the alchol hiding to bitching.
Later we see Richard in the Diary Room crying and saying to BB that he felt that other people should have jumped to his defence. But the thing is he has nominated himself as the spokesperson for that team. The bitching that Mikey, backed up by a reluctant Glyn accused him of wasn't really something which the others (lea, pete, et al) could really deny on his behalf.
Sezar seems, to me at least, to be the most clued up one in there. He's an arrogant jumped up egotistical twat for sure. But, he does stand up to people, he does seem to be fairly rational in arguments.
I think he's going to be voted out tonight but I think it's a shame. I'd rather get Lea out and keep the two Alpha's in. I'm sure it would make for much better viewing.
On the other hand Lea does have massive breasts and tattoed eyebrows which is rad.
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
Ah, but according to the oracle of truth - the Barbelith BB thread - the edited highlights don't give a true version of the night. Apparently Team SmugHet went on and on at Richard well before he called Imogen boring and false, or whatever. And it wasn't him that hid the booze, but the ones that did didn't own up.
I just want to see Sleazy's face when his eviction is announced. Smug twat.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
He needs to go, simply for the fact he's so sure that he's safe. If he'd have just kept his mouth shut about that, he'd be ok. He's a twat, sure, but he's a fair twat who seems to understand the bigger picture. Unfortunately he can't shut up about it and needs to be culled.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
not..., the people on Barbelith who watched the argument as it happened live in the early hours of the morning say that Mikey and Imogen were haranguing Richard for more than an hour trying to get him to state what his views were on Imogen. It was hardly an immediate response and was only dragged out of him because the two of them wouldn't leave it alone and went on the attack for a sustained period of time, however the edit job presented an entirely different view of events.
The editors apparently also cut quite a lot of Sezer's aggressive and threatening behaviour towards Richard in the run up to his immediate presence being demanded in the Diary Room by Big Brother in very strong terms, the strongest I've heard them use short of bustling in a bunch of security men a la EmmaVicgate.
Hence the 'hatchet job' epithet above.
eta: herbs got there first and more concisely.
[ 02.06.2006, 06:00: Message edited by: H1ppychick ]
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
quote:Originally posted by herbs: Ah, but according to the oracle of truth - the Barbelith BB thread - the edited highlights don't give a true version of the night. Apparently Team SmugHet went on and on at Richard well before he called Imogen boring and false, or whatever. And it wasn't him that hid the booze, but the ones that did didn't own up.
I just want to see Sleazy's face when his eviction is announced. Smug twat.
Well that may be so, I can't keep up with the live feed, I'm not that interested.
However I do realise it wasn't him that hid the booze, I believe it was Pete who hid some in the toilet and Lea took some and hid it somewhere. Glyn denied that there was any booze when questioned in the bedroom and Lisa just said that the "hooch" had been confiscated. They were all accessories in the booze hiding. Richard, if anything, didn't seem to hide any, Although he didn't say "hold on guys, what about the others, this is a bit selfish don't you think, huh? guyzzz?".
However he was the first to speak up when questioned by Sezar. As I said, he is the self-nominated leader of that group and he brought that bitching argument upon himself by attempting to divert attention from the booze hiding.
I do think Sezar will be so surprised to be voted out and booed too, I think he honestly believes himself to be safe up against Lea and Richard.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
quote:Originally posted by H1ppychick: not..., the people on Barbelith who watched the argument as it happened live in the early hours of the morning say that Mikey and Imogen were haranguing Richard for more than an hour trying to get him to state what his views were on Imogen. It was hardly an immediate response and was only dragged out of him because the two of them wouldn't leave it alone and went on the attack for a sustained period of time, however the edit job presented an entirely different view of events.
The editors apparently also cut quite a lot of Sezer's aggressive and threatening behaviour towards Richard in the run up to his immediate presence being demanded in the Diary Room by Big Brother in very strong terms, the strongest I've heard them use short of bustling in a bunch of security men a la EmmaVicgate.
Hence the 'hatchet job' epithet above.
eta: herbs got there first and more concisely.
Ah that seems possible. Now you tell me that, it does seem a bit weird for Richard to bring up the "bitching" accusation/diversion so soon in what was a fairly civilised conversation. And the imogen comment too.
Editing... I'm starting to feel sorry for poor Dawn and her hunger stike now.
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
i think lea will be left in the house because of the possibility of glyn/lea action sezar seems pretty clued up on things but is, as stated before, smug. plus his removal means imogen is up for grabs although richard is boring as heck, i doubt they remove him this week
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
The first time Imogen goes up for eviction, she'll be out, unless she's up against someone who does something monumentally unpopular. She's the quietest and stupidest (if the intelligence tests are anything to go by) house mate. I'm actually surprised that Sezer has much time for her to be honest. I can't see her being the kind of girl he would find that stimulating to be around, as opposed to someone like Grace who, while admittedly is a self absorbed cow, seems able enough to voice her own opinions in a reasonably erudite fashion. Even if 90% of her opinions seem to be somewhat self-centric.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
quote:Originally posted by Grianagh: i think lea will be left in the house because of the possibility of glyn/lea action sezar seems pretty clued up on things but is, as stated before, smug. plus his removal means imogen is up for grabs although richard is boring as heck, i doubt they remove him this week
There's no possibility of Lea/Glyn action except in Glyn head, bless him. Lea seems more interested in Pete action. Ever since he showed his large appendage in the Pool. I think she'd like to have a Jelly and poo flavoured suck on that. If Lisa goes out there could be some kind of action there. But, then again, Lea does seem to have quite a control of herself in that department.
I guess add a few drinks and a session of sexy dares in the pool and it could all get nasty
Also in the geek clothes Glyn looks about 13 years old. LOL.
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
mart thinks the new gal, ashlyn, smashlyn, whatnot is a plant - that she is asking too many psychological type questions not that he will admit to watching bb, let alone listening from the other room when it's on
what's everyones opinion of A then?
i at first thought she might be some sort of plant (also thought this about niki)...but after watching highlights last night think she is just another boring gal with bad extensions
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Dimogen is in trouble as she's not been allowed to nominate this week and because she told Richard during the whole 'dull, boring, plastic' arguement "I never nominated for you this week, I never nominated for no-one 'cos I wasn't allowed to nominate by Big Brother, I just wasn't see" she's not allowed to nominate next week either as "I never nominated for you this week, I never nominated for no-one 'cos I wasn't allowed to nominate by Big Brother, I just wasn't see" is a breach of the nomination discussion rules.
So it could be Sleazer tonight and Dimogen next week. Shame really, she's dumb as a cowpat and boring as paint but she's kinda pretty and Welsh, and girls with a Welsh accent just seem kinda sexy, I don't know why..
[ 02.06.2006, 07:32: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
What is it about the Welsh accent do you think?
Is it dirty?
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
It's lilting and musical with the ability to sound both dirty and yet loving at the same time.
Not all parts of Wales though, some areas are incomprehensible but round Cardiff way it's nice.
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
Agreed.
I'm quite impressed with how unattractive I find Dimogen given her obvious physical attributes and the Welshness. She's just so powerfully dumpleasant it's a total boner harshener.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
I agree with the people who say that Sezer is clued up and intelligent and sees the bigger picture. I think he should stay. As should Richard, who should be made to wear his geek outfit all the time.
I have to disagree with you Cardiff accent likers. That's horrible! It's like Welsh Scouse. And Glyn, when he gets going, I can hardly understand what he's saying, and I'm Welsh.
But, as TheGree says, I don't watch it, so I don't actually know any of this stuf.
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
Just to clarify, I was agreeing with the first bit, about the liltingmusicaldirtycaringness of the accent rather than the Cardiff specific thing. My current squeeze is originally from Pembrokeshire. I like her accent muchly.
I'm fairly sure Glyn is incomprehensible even to his mother.
However clued-up Sezer may be, he is still an odious little self-satisfied toad who deserves a slap.
[ 02.06.2006, 09:09: Message edited by: Boy Racer ]
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
quote:Originally posted by mart:
But, as TheGree says, I don't watch it, so I don't actually know any of this stuf.
Once again mart manages to provide inciteful and informed commentary on a subject that he hasn't actually seen and has no actual experience of.
Next week's highlights include Uninformed Mart on: * Strumpet - Shiny, blow it, notes come out, Roy Castle - excellent, died though, sucked in too much.. Don't suck a strumpet or you die.
* Anime - There's lots of them, all different kinds. Sheep, dogs, cows, tortoises, dolphins... hold on that's a fish isn't it? oh no it's a mammal... so that's one too, I think??
* Budget like a canary but blue I think, lives in a cage whistles and pecks a cuttle fish bone, get a mirror to amuse it they love that shit. Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
*carer
everybody needs one, earns you money. Women only just started getting em. If you ain't got one, you're going nowhere son. Example of one is baker. another one is engineer.
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Posted by Ganesh (Member # 685) on :
For those who missed the 91.6% special (out of three!)
and, shortly afterwards,
.
Na na na na. Na na na na. Hey heyyy, gooodbye.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
toploltodat2006 Bye bye ratboy
Posted by Ganesh (Member # 685) on :
"Fake fucking faggot".
Lisa, for fuck's sake, on Richard. Nice.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
its a windy whirling whirlwind of loathing and bogitry in there right now isnt it? even mikey started protesting at the 'a he- she and a wigga' moment... when grace did her little speech about the freakazoids and the normals last night, i started singing 'id rather be a freakazoid than a normal' to the tune of el condor pasa by simon and garfunkel. (i didnt even know what that song was called until i just googled it, when i was truly shocked to find that my sister has been lying to me all these years and at no point do the lyrics 'id rather be a susage roll than a pie, yes i would, if i could' actually appear. i rebuke her.)
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Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
by the way ganesh how long does it take for barbelith applications to go through? is more than three weeks unusual? dude, ive had communications with the inland revenue that have taken less time than this. discussions about tax rebates even!
Posted by Ganesh (Member # 685) on :
I've no idea, DM, sorry. I'm not really involved with the applications side of things.
Posted by Jack Vincennes (Member # 814) on :
More than three weeks is far from unusual unfortunately DM -I have just sent off the lastest raft of apps though, so if you were in those you should be getting your invite soon. If you want me to have a check for you as to whether it is sent, email me and if yr app isn't passed yet I'll do that and get it sent off.
Sorry all -back to BB...
ET remove email address
[ 05.06.2006, 08:06: Message edited by: Jack Vincennes ]
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Well no surprises on Cezar's eviction, except for his obv...
Still, his post eviction interview was probably one of the clearest ever. Impressive considering the percentage of h8ters.
Moving on. Aiesleenhehnneen prancing around in a thong is a bit er unattractive isn't it? I mean if you're going to get your arse cheeks out on television you probably don't want a load of cellulite on them. It's a rare arse that can actually look good in a thong and no mistake.
Although looking at this picture, it seems to be alright.???
Maybe it's just my television.... Anyone else agree?
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
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Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
On its own the arse is probably fine, but grafted as it is onto Ainsley it's shapeless and dumpling like.
On another body it would look very different.
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Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
I think you may be onto something there. Achlean has bad posture. Her back is hunched, her stomach is pushed out and her arse is pushed forward making those fatty deposits more prominent. She should arch her back, suck in her stomach and push out those buns if she wants to get my vote.
Trevor "alwight tweacle" Sanders - Loaded reader Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
She has no hips. Her body is like that of a little boy.
Also, whenever I see her wearing a bikini top, something in the back of my mind screams "boob job!". Anyone else?
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
it would be more surprising if a BB contestant didn't have a boob job
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
I think Lea has had enough boob job for everyone this year.
[ 05.06.2006, 05:57: Message edited by: not... ]
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
they're the USAs contribution to BB, apparently (they had to be flown over, special like)
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
X
[ 05.06.2006, 06:21: Message edited by: not... ]
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by Grianagh: they're the USAs contribution to BB, apparently (they had to be flown over, special like)
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
I think Imogen has quite a nice face and body, but that's pretty much all she seem sto have going for her, her personality it seems is missing, maybe confiscated by BB before she entered the house, or sucked out by Sleazer during an ill advised snog ?
Is she any more entertaining during the live feed or does she really just sit there and look (compared to the others) pretty ?
Also, is Grace even more vile on the live feed ? She pretty fucking odious in the edits..
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
who actually watches the live feeds?
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Grianagh: who actually watches the live feeds?
Barbeloids / Digital Spy forumites
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I used to. One of the reasons I bought an HDTV with PIP was so that I could watch TV while using my PC. I used to love TMOing of an evening with stuff like the snooker or Big Brother in a little panel in the corner. I’ve not been able to do that since I moved out because our TV service is all mongey and rubbish.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Nikki could be a Carry On actress, couldn't she? She's like a cross between Barbara Windsor, Kenneth Williams and Jim Dale.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Nikki is my current favourite housemate. I want to stroke her hair till she falls asleep on my lap. Then gently slide my hand into her pants...
[ 05.06.2006, 18:55: Message edited by: Ringo ]
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Please don't let that be the last post on this thread Posted by Ganesh (Member # 685) on :
Nikki could read a Tony Parsons Man and [X] novel and make it sound hilarious.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
[ 07.06.2006, 04:56: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
all i took away from last nights show was
never wear a toothpaste like substance on your spots while wearing a see-thru nightie
it clashes
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Sman and Nikki up for the vote. Apparently Sman is the bookies favourite to go. I find that amaaaaazing.
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
Sman makes me extremely uncomfortable the whole time s/he is on screen, due to the combination of them gappy teeth and burns-victim make-up.
Nikki on the other hand is a work of comic genius, her face makes me laugh.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
I feel rather sorry for Sman, heshe seems to be trying to latch onto someone and everyone is shunning herhim leaving herhim looking like a desperate attention seeker (Or that's how I feel it comes out n the edits).
Perhaps heshe will be better off out of the house though, its obvious that they're not going to cut himher any slack.
[ 07.06.2006, 07:17: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Is Herhim a real name?
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
It’s not so hard to understand though is it? I mean, Sam has done nothing interesting since arriving, except whinge and cry a lot because the other girls wont let her play. By comparison, Nikki is great entertainment, even if you occasionally want to smash her teeth out.
Anyway, I don’t like Nikki so much now. Now I like Glyn. Glyn the ladies’ man. He’s a strong contender. Sezer wasn’t wrong when he said that he’s got the Welsh vote sewn up. Ladies will want him to win because he’s vaguely attractive. Older ladies will want him to win because of their maternal instincts. Chaps will want him to win because they can all relate to him. Glyn’s main rival in the winning stakes is going to be Pete, who raised his game spectacularly with his heart warming description of a bee as being “a little life”. Good skills that man. I reckon he’s tipped the 50/50 split between him and Gwyn to a 60/40 in his favour. I wonder how Glyn can respond?
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
...and lets not forget that BB stated Glyn has the hightest IQ in the house oddly
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
x
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Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
i really like the way glyn says the word 'pasta'. 'pas- tagh'. i just think its cute. my favourite bit yesterday was pete's face when lisa said that he poured water on ants. he was mad pissed. i would have liked it more if he had retorted 'i dont kill ants, i love them and save them and feed them jam.... WANKERS' but you cant have everything. pete is very boring but he is pretty and likes insects, so obviously he needs to win.
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
have all the other BB households been this sissified?
i was getting a bit depressed during the half hour of edited bits i watched last night
all the whispering and finger pointing reminded me of the girls cabin at away camp when i was 13...all that was missing was a bedwetter
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Note to old-timers: this wasn't me.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
lo
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I always though that Thorn was the most likely forum member to have wet the bed into his teens.
Thorn?
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
no.5 of the golden ticket potentials is called stephen and looks suspiciously like benway. i think we should be told.
Posted by Jack Vincennes (Member # 814) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: Ladies will want him to win because he’s vaguely attractive. Older ladies will want him to win because of their maternal instincts.
Is Glyn attractive, though? There is something about him that I can only describe as curiously formed, he looks like a man you would make out of blu-tack to amuse yourself on a Friday afternoon. Maybe I am an older woman now, because I really did want to properly teach him how to make pasta while watching last night.
Pete describing a bee as "a little life", yes, I wanted to marry him a little bit after that.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jack Vincennes: Is Glyn attractive, though?
Well he's no Gucci model, that's true, but he has an endearing sweetness about him and while not classically handsome, he's no freak and I would say is on a par with any other male housemate.
Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
I think that Pete has a rather handsome face. He looks part Johnny Depp, part Hilary Swank. Mikey, on the other hand, is a gormless, dribbling, prehistoric ape-child.
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
Mikey was best described by some bloke on BBLB...
"Vernon Kay with a head injury"
I'm still laughing!
EDIT: Is it just me or does Glynn talk like Stephen Hawkin? "Teaach-ing me a-life skillzz"
[ 10.06.2006, 13:48: Message edited by: sabian ]
Posted by Ganesh (Member # 685) on :
quote:Originally posted by sabian: Mikey was best described by some bloke on BBLB...
'Twas Lauren Laverne.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
The battle between Pete and Glyn shows no signs of stopping. Glyn showed that his sensitive side is at least as developed as that of his bee-loving rival by literally crying like a little girl when he heard Sman getting boo'd at her eviction, and then struck another blow against Pete with a series of painfully funny impressions of the Golden Housemate.
Not one to be deterred by such tactics, Pete fought back by later describing Nikki, in the diary room, as being both "adorable" and "like a little kitten", hinting at a deep affection which invites the public to allow them both the time to develop their relationship into who-knows-what. With Pete now fighting in her camp, Nikki's chances of lasting the distance are improved significantly, a tactic which is as clever as it is subtle, and sees both Pete and Nikki's popularity points gain in teh fatness.
It's still anyone's fight. Will Glyn be able to stand up to the tag-teaming of Pete and Nikki (a couple which, if seen to be blossomng, shall henceforth be known as 'Petikki'), or will his lustful tendencies towards two-faced mammoth-titted fuck-slut Lea ultimately prove his downfall?
The excitement continues..
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
H-hello?
Did I kill TMO?
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
It's just the usual Monday morning lag. Everywhere across the capital posters are engaging with their fellow workmates, happily sharing tales of the weekend's debauchery over a styrofoam cup of coffee. Comparing sun burn and puking into plastic bags under their desk.
Soon though the high from the weekend will start to fade, they will settle down at their workstation, finish the coffee, look at the paperwork spread untidly accross their desk and the clock that gently ticks away their lives. Faced with 8 hours of boredom their will be a small feeling in their stomach indicating panic. A distraction is needed. Their fingers will start to type familiar keystrokes and with a brief flicker of excitement they will check what's new in their online email accounts, grant friend requests on myspace, check bids on watched items on ebay and then read threads on TMO and other equal and lesser communities.
Ringo's picture will be a small highlight for many and the barbelith application thread has a lot of replies although much of it drunken late night one liners.
They may want to say something but, what to say? Time needs to pass. We need to settle down into this grind for a while. Maybe another coffee, god I'm hungry and there's doughnuts over there. Settle down. Clock ticks. Settle down.
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Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
I had a pretty dreadful weekend.
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Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Man, never start the week with an edit like that.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
sorry! Sorry, world.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
That rough huh Benway ?
All I got was sunburn Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
I forgot to go and water my friend’s plants over the weekend...at least it wasn’t a cat or something I suppose.
Also my housemate revealed that he once had a dream where he was at a party and real drunk (plausible so far), and that he bent over backwards so far that he sodomised himself in front of the whole party. When he woke up he was filled with shame, and it took about half an hour for him to figure out that this hadn’t actually happened.
That kept us in chuckles for a while…
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
I had appalling dreams last night. For some reason, Big Brother was being held in my house, where I was living. It was like a much bigger version of my parent's house (my teenage home). And all the housemates (who weren't housemates off any big brother that's been on tv) kept fucking each other all over the place, and pissing everywhere. Like, large groups of four or five people all fucking and pissing. There was lakes of piss flowing down the stairs and soaking into the carpets, and when I complained to the 'housemates' they just threatened me with violence and took the piss out of me on national tv. So I went to Endemol who were only next door and asked them for help, but they were on the side of the housemates. So I just walked around my house telling people off for breaking things and pissing everywhere and hogging the showers, but they told me to fuck off.
[ 12.06.2006, 07:06: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Yay someone has stolen my Lisa/midget comparison **
quote:"Goldfinger," Pete and Richard sang along lustily, while Mikey and Grace tried to ignore the music and snuggle up under the duvet. Lisa interpreted the song in the only way she knows how - by leaping from her mattress and flailing her arms around like a loon. She then rolled around the floor like a Bond girl (although there was more of a resemblance to pint-sized baddie Nick Nack)
quote:Originally posted by not...: I'm gonna put my money on the Volatile midget from 007's Golden Gun flipping out proper at one of the other girls.
[ 12.06.2006, 07:47: Message edited by: not... ]
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
i dont care for the 'golden' housemate at all
and i'm beginning to feel sorry for grace, can't stand to hear richard speak and think pete is adorable but the way lea follows him around like a lapdog with growths makes me want to do a sick
also, glyn and imogen are very sweet when speaking welsh
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Bless Imogen, she didn't even know what malice meant, how sweet.
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
interesting fact i didn't know nikki has a black belt in karate
i really really want richard to keep pissing her off until she explodes and throws him through the window out onto the bridge to nowhere where he will whimper in pain until the bb croonies drag him off to the hospital to crowds of "boos"
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
So it's Nikki vs. Grace for eviction this week, seeing as how Nikki is seen as entertaining and Grace as a bitch I reckon Grace will be out on Friday, leaving what would seem to be the dullest selection of housemates available, even Pete's twitching, coughing and whistling have started to bore me now..
Let's just give him the prize now and fill the house with heavily armed chimpanzees and other great apes and see which ones win.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
I find it quite hard to believe that somebody who is so unstable and childlike would be able to get a blackbelt in karate. Maybe karate is a piece of piss or something. I was under the impression that gaining a blackbelt in karate would require a degree of mental strength.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
When I did Judo, they use to hand out belts willy-nilly because you had to pay for your gear directly through the sensei. My best mates dad was the sensei so we had to work really hard to get anything, because you know favouratism is bad. Of course so is being penalised. In a way, it was kind of good, because you got the pride of throwing someone a foot taller than you onto the floor and then choking them until they go as many colours as the belts they've been awarded.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: you got the pride of throwing someone a foot taller than you onto the floor and then choking them until they go as many colours as the belts they've been awarded.
[insert joke about NWOD beating up 10 year olds]
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
I could get brown belt on IK+ on the Amiga, but that was because I mastered the 'nut shuffle' where you'd nut repeatedly while moving across the screen.
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
hmmm. Quite ripped.
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by Grianagh:
Gosh, is that one still in there? I've not been watching BB hardly at all but I saw that thing about the bottled water near the beginning and was absolutely convinced that she was a stooge. No one could really be like that and at the same time appear to be reasonably intelligent and educated could they? I'm still not convinced she isn't an actress, though I can't really see the point of that. I suppose she's wrong in the head in a slightly different way to the way all the rest of them are wrong in the head.
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
funny you should say that dang....i was completely convinced when she went into the house that she was an actress ..and the way she plays up to the camera hasn't convinced me otherwise she's too 'on'
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Too 'on'. I like that expresion.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Hopefully someone will find the switch soon.
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
Which character from Beano or Dennis the Menace does Nikki most resemble there?
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
I dunno, maybe Teacher from the Bash Street Kids?
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
she's doing a 'les dawson' face.
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
Without the talent though.
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
correct.
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
she scares me a lot
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Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
Gosh. They really are large brests.
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
yes...and she usually has someone's head crushed between them
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
Sometimes when things are buried they resurface years later: seismic shifts or water damage. One imagines her grave in many years time, with what is left in it emerging slowly, one after the other, through the leaf-strewn, damp lode.
I shall probably not eat my lunch now.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Sorry to lower the tone yet again but just found this porn link with lea walker Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
yeah I've torrented the full thing and had a watch. It's not very sexy.
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
neither is this:
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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
I like it when people slam traditional 'good looking' men. It makes me feel better about myself.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Me too.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
who's the traditionally good-looking man?
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
somebody say my name?
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
[LOOKING UP FROM PERISCOPE]
DIRECT HIT! The enemy supply ship is sinking!
What is it now, Schweinberger?
Yes, yes, alright, I guess it is your turn to machine gun the survivors in the water. Go on then.
quote:Originally posted by Grianagh:
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by Grianagh: who's the traditionally good-looking man?
Richard. Well you know I'm not going to fall into the trap of suggestion I find that gay man attractive. I've been tricked with that joke back in school. But he just seems the typical sort of guy that overweight housewifes lay at home masturbating over instead of doing the dishes and hoovering whilst their portly, beer bellied husband keeps them in Channel 4 and gay-turning fantasies.
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
nwod, it was a serious question.... it's hard for me to believe that people actually find richard attractive he has a sort of bland vanilla look about him
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
My investigations to try and determine if this person is hott or not reveal only a picture of him in a silly hat pulling a silly face, which is insufficient evidence to go on.
The accompanying information does however reveal he hates 'dumbness' and has a phobia of pregnant women. Which leads me to believe he is a nob.
But! As a fun experiment maybe forites could try and write a little bit about themselves in the style of the BB descriptions in a way which doesn’t make you sound like a nob. Can it be done???
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by Grianagh: nwod, it was a serious question.... it's hard for me to believe that people actually find richard attractive he has a sort of bland vanilla look about him
Oh no I understand, I've just been ribbing Ringo all week about using hair remover. Not for using hair remover of course, but for spending more money on veet for men gel, which is exactly the same product, but for those pretending to be made of more man than people who buy normal veet. You can't go about these unfounded claims without fear of reciprocation.
Anyway, my girlfriend told me to much to my delight that her housemates (two models) say stuff like 'fancy a threesome' to her, imagining that she would work an average of about 12 hours a day, then entertain a sword fight in her mouth with her relatively jobless housemates based on the fact they are what society dictates as attractive young bucks. They seem to not be able to get into their heads that she doesn't go for their looks, coupled with the fact that they do things like sleep with their boss for free food. In fact, it annoys them. Somehow, people still believe in some archaic way that a chiselled torso somehow equates to protection and comfort, brim full of sex when so far practically every 'attractive' person I have come across only knows how to look after number one, in the most shallow practices ever. So I don't know where I was going with that really. I guess I was wondering what it is that makes people look at someone like Richard and go 'pwhoar' when my own thought process goes 'twat' So you know in a way I like Big Brother this year because it seems to show what we try to preach often in society, that looks are a small facet of people and underneath social ticks can lie a very sensitive and thoughtful personality.
Rambleulike!
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Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Last nights highlights show was quite incredible. Nikki and Grace in überbitch mode over being nominated by the Golden Housemate.
Another fantastic Nikki diaryroom moment. Raging against the unfairness of it all before finally depersonalising Susie to "it". "I don't want to see it, I don't even want to look at it" What a very strange girl she is.
I give Grace some credit for having some intelligence but I think unfortunately for her having Nikki as a companion in bitchiness has brought out the worst in her. After a proper slagging session around the pool they decided on a prank to steal Suzy's champagne, which they did and then drank. Then went on to dress up in "golden" clothes and prance about in the garden. This really isn't going to look good to the Great British Public now is it girls?
Sure enough they both came out of it looking like schoolgirl bullies, quite nasty.
In fact, I'm pretty sure BB will start to show some positive attributes of the two bitches on the forthcoming shows to attempt to diffuse the baying crowd on friday's eviction. It's gonna be a proper boo-fest of epic proportions.
Who will go? I'd put a tenner on Grace. Nikki has some entertainment value in the unusual way she behaves and at least has some idea that her behaviour is rong (although no intention to change it seems) whereas Grace has just come accross as bitchy and backstabbing with no real idea of why the GBP dislike her.
oh dear. oh dear... oh dear.
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Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
that is a really really bad photo of grace
do you think they get to choose their promo pics?
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Yesterday I was reading the BBC and the eviction story and it read:
Big Brother housemates Nikki Grahame and Grace Adams-Short face the public vote this week after being nominated for eviction by newcomer Susie Verrico.
And just for a moment I thought her name was Grace Adams-Short-Face, which made me laugh because it is rather flat, like a bulldog.
[ 14.06.2006, 10:33: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
i used to have a horrible coworker that looked exactly like the bulldog from MIB 2, only with long curly black hair. she sang opera when drunk at company events and dressed up like sexy santa at christmas. it was ...well you can imagine.
eta: maybe that's a pug. which is worse, looking like a bulldog or a pug?
[ 15.06.2006, 04:28: Message edited by: Grianagh ]
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
It's a pug
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
well that makes sense she was pug-ugly and mean
Posted by Bandy (Member # 12) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Well you know I'm not going to fall into the trap of suggestion I find that gay man attractive. I've been tricked with that joke back in school.
lol. Its funny becasue its true. Kids can be so cruel.
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
[ 15.06.2006, 08:33: Message edited by: Grianagh ]
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
I think Pete looks like a young Adam Ant...
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
i agree
(ohhh look, my pic is up! thanks D )
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
[sulk] Why has gree got a pic? I want one... [/sulk]
Back on topic, does anyone know the odds of Grace being evicted? Surely anything lower than 99.9% shows terrible misjudgement.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by herbs: [sulk] Why has gree got a pic? I want one... [/sulk]
Back on topic, does anyone know the odds of Grace being evicted? Surely anything lower than 99.9% shows terrible misjudgement.
Mrs Mask told me that one of the bookmakers is offering humongous odds on Grace receiving less than 90% of the vote.
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
after looking at that website i have this weird urge to gamble on anything and everything
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
quote:Originally posted by Grianagh: after looking at that website i have this weird urge to gamble on anything and everything
I bet you don't.
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
how much?
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: I think Pete looks like a young Adam Ant...
One of the stupid girly-gossip mags that the mrs reads says he's a cross between Johny Depp and Hilary Swank.
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
did i miss anything worth repeating last night?
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
I don't think so, I missed what happened and don't feel as though I've missed anything..
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
all i caught before flipping over to the football was lea admitting she's lusting for pete - which he overheard as he was in the loo
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
quote:Originally posted by Grianagh: all i caught before flipping over to the football was lea admitting she's lusting for pete - which he overheard as he was in the loo
That was priceless though:
Mondotops: "BLAH BLAH I really fancy Pete blah blah" Wigger: Nods Boy Tourettes: Bangs noisily coming out of loo, "LA LA LA I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING LA LA LA"
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
It was nice to see the whore crying earlier. Really satisfying. There's something horrifically twisted about a person who positions herself as the mother figure of the group, then admits to wanting to fuck one of her 'children' and gets jealous of their slightly incestuous relationship.
I totally want Pete to bone the living shit out of Nikki though. It has to happen. If it doesn't, I'll be making a contribtion to Thorn's Complaints to God thread.
[ 16.06.2006, 19:45: Message edited by: Ringo ]
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: I totally want Pete to bone the living shit out of Nikki though. It has to happen. If it doesn't, I'll be making a contribtion to Thorn's Complaints to God thread.
That is so totally gross. She is such a little thing and he is so. I mean. What was that he got out in the pool?
More to the point, can you imagine the fucking noise she'd make.
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
Quick! Go out and buy this!
You know, since she said she'd never, EVER pose for Nuts because it was too common!
Just goes to show you, when someone waives a cheque in your face, morals don't matter so much!
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
I like the combination of headlines toward the bottom. "When breasts escape and fight off the great white shark." Makes it seem like there's some kind of maverick mammory patrol making the waters safe for us all.
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Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
That's pretty rank, she only needs one hand, I've seen more meat on the last goose in the shops at Christmas.
And she wouldn't play spin the bottle because of the kids she worked with ?
Fucking media whore.
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
i haven't watched for the last week and a half....where is not and the BB update? i don't even know who is still in the house!
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Fuck man, I've been missing bits, watching bits in the morning, some in the evening. I can't really do a full update. However here's my latest opinions.
Whore My feelings towards Lea have sunk to an all time low this week. I now find her physically sickening to watch. Those stupid fucking zeppelin tits of hers, which started for me as a interesting viewing novelty, have now come to symbolise nearly everything that is wrong with the world today. I don't want to see them anymore, get them off the TV. Stop sticking them in Petes face all the time like some kind of sick mother hoping for a fuck from her hormonal son. They frighten me and they sicken me. You frighten me and sicken me. Chop them off bitch. I hope you get them caught in a lift door when your on the 10th floor going down. (no not that going down you filthy whore). You sicken me Lea. Your tattoed eyebrows that aint even drawn on right. The porn video you have made that is the exact opposite of erotic. Everything you have done to yourself in order to escape the fat insecure blob you used to be. You’re a walking abortion Lea a walking fucking abortion.
to vote Lea's breasts out text: mammy to 0772
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Nikki I have warmed to Nikki recently, her outbursts are at least entertaining and the other day when she came into the Diary Room to moan about how the others had not enjoyed her singing she actually started laughing at the ridiculousness of it all and her face transformed. The frown lines fell away, the drama queen act dissappeared and she actually achieved a real cuteness. For an instant I almost fell in love. She just became a really cute little girl. (Note: I am not a peado). Soon it was over though, however the moment remained burnt into my memory banks for the next few weeks at least and that one fine moment of true beauty was almost worth all the tantrums and gurning I've had to sit through.
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Richard Fluctuating a bit with this guy. Initially didn't like the whole controlling center of attention, look at me everybody attitude. When Ceaser left and then Grace there seemed like there was no one ready to actually stand up to anyone except Richard. I mean, at least he was prepared to speak to people face to face instead of just backbiting and whispering. I began to appreciate that confrontation. However a few things bother me with him.
1. Thinks he is really funny and popular outside - I'm sure he does. There's no paranoia with him. In his diary room comments he seems to be trying to get me on his side against the "plastics". Like he's so fucking interesting becuase he wears eye makeup and a stupid hat every now and again. In real life I think I would hate him.
2. In the diary room awaiting BB's slow response, Richard sits there looking gormless and slack jawed. Mouth Breather.
3. Sweaty armpits and tight T-shirts do not a good image make.
[ 27.06.2006, 11:00: Message edited by: not... ]
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
who was the last booted from the house?
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Lisa
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by not...: Your tattoed eyebrows that aint even drawn on right.
See, I can't work this one out. Did she get a blast of radiation or something because as far as I am aware, eyebrows do not ever go away. I mean, the only two women I can think of who have lost hair is Gail Porter and Hilda Bloggs from When The Wind Blows, but even still, they kept their eyebrows didn't they? I feel a bit sorry for Lea, because she looks pretty grotesque when I think all she ever set out to do was look desirable. What a mistake-a to make-a?
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
ya know, she had it zapped, with one of these
so she went from before to after:
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Some chicks pluck pluck P-LUCK! all day long until their filthy eyebrows have disappeared. Then they get a crayon out and draw some on... I guess because they can't quite pull off some expressions. Like "surprise" "enigmatic" and "sad face clown".
It's pretty common really NWOD - check out Makosi from last series. Aisylene from this series and virtually any woman down TOTS nightclub Southend-on-Sea on grab a granny night.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by not...: It's pretty common really NWOD
My friend plucked her eyebrows so much that she literally had to take out the last remaining strands. She drew on her eyebrows, but they actually looked quite realistic. If you are going to tattoo them, you'd choose a neutral expression like you say. Do you think they go into a tattoo parlour and select a set of eyebrows from the wall like people do with celtic bands? "Yes, I'd like eyebrows on sheet 17, 3Q please"
"Good choice madam. We call these ones 'Gadzooks'"
Answer: Yes. Yes they do! Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
quote:Originally posted by not...: until their filthy eyebrows have disappeared.
hmmm a bit of hair issue going on here not?
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
quote:Originally posted by Grianagh:
quote:Originally posted by not...: until their filthy eyebrows have disappeared.
hmmm a bit of hair issue going on here not?
I've just got issues in general.
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: I mean, the only two women I can think of who have lost hair is Gail Porter [...], but even still, they kept their eyebrows didn't they?
I'm not sure if Gail Porter did. She had Alopecia, but apparently there's different types:
Alopecia Areata (AA): Used to describe hair loss occurring in patches, usually small and round, anywhere on the body. Alopecia Totalis (AT): Total loss of the hair on the scalp. Alopecia Universalis (AU): Total loss of all hair on the body. Androgenetic Alopecia: Male pattern baldness. [ ]
I'd prefer Alopecia Totalis to Androgenetic Alopecia, if the choice was offered. Although I suppose it's not exactly a major operation to self-induce Alopecia Totalis if you could be arsed.
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
which oddly reminds me of the CSI episode where the victim had hypertrichosis, also known as ‘human werewolf syndrome'
could someone with hypertrichosis also have alopecia universalis?
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: I mean, the only two women I can think of who have lost hair is Gail Porter and Hilda Bloggs from When The Wind Blows, but even still, they kept their eyebrows didn't they?
Well Ms Porter had alopecia which left her with absolutely no hair (easy, tiger) including eyebrows. Apparently the lashes and brows are growing back now. One can only assume that Lea plucks out her real eyebrows and paints the fake ones on a couple of inches higher up. It would be funny if she gave up plucking for a while and had two pairs.
AASCI LEA:
>>:o(
Edit: Don't get sidetracked with work in the middle of writing a post, it'll only make you look stupid.
[ 27.06.2006, 06:43: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Ma won't shave me, Jesus can't save me. Life ain't pretty for a dog-faced boy.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Just imagine having hairy eyes!
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Shag / Marry / Kill:
Normal Gail Porter
Totally bald Gail Porter
Hirsute Gail Porter
:ponders:
[ 27.06.2006, 06:48: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Do you own this Mask?
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
No, should I?
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: Just imagine having hairy eyes!
industrial strength eyelash curler
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: No, should I?
Well, as you quoted from Souljacker, which is, let's face it, pretty much just E, I'd have thought you either didn't know about Broken Toy Shop and A Man Called E or you just thought they were shite.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Broken Toy Shop and A Man Called E
Never heard of them. I'll dig some out.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Last night, Nikki and Pete were under the blankets making babies and I saw one of the babies and it looked at me.
I know this is true because I saw it with my eyes!
(please don't make fun of the fact I now regularly stay up till 3am watc hing the live feed of BB on E4...)
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: (please don't make fun of the fact I now regularly stay up till 3am watc hing the live feed of BB on E4...)
Can we still make fun of the fact that you moved back in with your parents?
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
Ooof!
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
if that's what floats your boat, sure, but rather than talking shite all over yet another thread, why don't you go make your own little special one just for you, where you can talk whatever nonsense that chooses to sprout forth from your lard-soaked little mind
[ 30.06.2006, 07:16: Message edited by: Ringo ]
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
OUCH! That one's gotta hurt DB...
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
Gnnnnn!! I didn't see that coming.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Ringo, earlier today.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Is there any particular reason why you've all decided to act like pre-schoolers today? Some memo I missed? Or maybe just enjoying a spot of regression?
Bit pathetic really for adults to behave like that, don't you think?
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
lol
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Sorry Ringo. Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: Some memo I missed?
Ben's stitching us. So it's like when the teacher leaves the class and then the room becomes a hail of wonky paper planes.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Fack! Spoiral, Roy is in with a sniff.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
I just read on Digital Spy and it was also apperntly in The Sun today that Endemol are going to put back evicted housemates into the 'secret' house next door..
WTF - I mean, some people (not me) have been spending their hard earned text money on evicting these parasites only to have them put back in by Endemol when the series turns into something akin to watching paint dry.
Blatent rule changing.
Sad to note however that 'alleged' rapist Sezer has not been asked to go back in, that might at least have been amusing...
Is anyone actually still watching this tripe ?
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Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
My tv doesn't work so I've been living without one since February, and I don't even miss it. We've been watching DVDs of Peep Show, Curb Your Enthusiam, Black Books, Northern Exposure and Lost. My only worry is that my tv awareness will cease somewhere around Jan 2006, and everything from that point on will just be an endless swirl of re-runs. Is this something to be worried about, do you think? I'm not missing tv and it gives me more time to do fuck all on the internet, but how important is TV to one's cultural awareness? Can one be a functioning modern human without it, or is there some kind of lack? Will not having a tv mark my personality and interaction with other humans out as kind of strange? Can people tell? I wonder.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
The really depressing thing about stopping watching broadcast TV was that you still know whose getting kicked off Big Brother, on Celebrity Love Island and so on and so forth. So you don't lose track of 'what's going on', you just start to realise that TV was just the frontline for these things invading your cultural headspace. If you take that out you just start noticing the - I dunno - ambient ways this stuff seeps through. Headlines on yahoo, everytime you check your email. Front page of the newspaper. BBC news. It's everywhere.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
I'm still keeping an eye on it, although recently I've found it quite boring and started doing other things instead of watching it. I'm finding the bickering and arguments boring and the happier moments such as the friends task more interesting.
At the moment my main wish would be for Susie to actually lose it. Her cyborg-like emotional control is actually bothering me. Richard's mouth breathing is also grating on my nerves. Pete's crazee face antics are boring me. Imogen and Mikee...meh. Glyn still has possibilities. Aishleyne's overly emotional about everything.
Something big needs to happen to spark my interest again. Maybe if Richard actually lived up to his sexual terrorist boasts and raped a drunken unconcious Glynn, or Pete got blacked up and did Black and white minstrels impression.
I dunno, I think this BB has been the most eventful but also I think it may be the last one.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
I'm not watching the show myself, I pick it all up from reading Digital Spy.
The TV is often on just for noise, sometimes it shows something of worth I 'actually' want to see.
Take last night for example, I saw the first episode of the new series of Supernova which I enjoyed, followed by the new Armando Iannucci series 'Time Trumpet' which was also good for a few laughs if feeling a little 1995 and I rounded the evening off with Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe which was a little less vitrolic than usual but still raised a smile.
I could have if I wished downloaded them all from torrent sites this morning in a matter of minutes.
We no longer need TV, we have the internet, it's just a question of moving the PC to the living room and connecting it to a large HD LCD TV so you could watch with family and friends if you so wished to do so.
It's better that way as you can cherry pick the best and ignore the rest.
[ 04.08.2006, 06:05: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Also I'm struggling with the accents in there. Richard and Susie come across lound and clear but scouse, welsh and manc (mikee) could all do with subtitles as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
I read on DS and saw pictures of Suzie taking part in some low rent sat TV version of Mastermind where if you got a question wrong you had to take some of your clothes off.
Her tits look like Marty Feldman's eyes.
Why she's being so prim in BB is beyond me, there's also footage of her stripping in a pub so she's not that prim.
And Imogens sex tape is a classic, she's even more of a dead fish in bed than she is in the BB house.
I really must stop reading Digital Spy.
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: Her tits look like Marty Feldman's eyes.
Lonk? That's too good a description to miss.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: And Imogens sex tape is a classic, she's even more of a dead fish in bed than she is in the BB house.
Yeah, I've heard about that. I've heard about how she just lies there for a bit. Everyone's been telling me about the intro with her looking like a zombie and chamming air. There's non stop rumours about how hilarious her rather understated 'Fwcking hel' is at about 7.26 on media player.
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: Take last night for example, I saw the first episode of the new series of Supernova which I enjoyed, followed by the new Armando Iannucci series 'Time Trumpet' which was also good for a few laughs if feeling a little 1995
I found myself strangely drawn to Supernova (which I never watched the first series of) even though it was, technically, soppy shite with no LOLs whatsoever. Strange.
The Iannucci thing was one joke and really dragged a lot of the time. The guy playing Beckham-30-years-later was excellent, but the vadge on the arm joke was just crap as a sketch. Maybe as a one-liner would've been ok. Same for Charlotte Church vomitting herself inside-out. Good image, way overdone. But that's Iannucci all down the line, very hit and miss.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
[ 04.08.2006, 06:54: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
If you can find it Mikee it's awful, hang on there screenshots here..
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: And Imogens sex tape is a classic, she's even more of a dead fish in bed than she is in the BB house.
Yeah, I've heard about that. I've heard about how she just lies there for a bit. Everyone's been telling me about the intro with her looking like a zombie and chamming air. There's non stop rumours about how hilarious her rather understated 'Fwcking hel' is at about 7.26 on media player.
I just watched it and I didn't think she was too bad. There was a bit of "cock wobbling" during the 69'er and she kept stopping and starting. She laid on her back for a bit of missionary which admittedly isn't exactly the most exciting position from a porn video point of view but then again this is just a home made film. She did frig herself off a bit for the camera and allowed the guy to spunk over her completely shaven pubic area. Also she did make some semi orgasmic noises.
I had a slight boner over it so I don't think it's that bad.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Did you see the Lea "Suck me clit" tape too not ? That killed my boner for about a week.
[ 04.08.2006, 07:12: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by not...: She did frig herself off a bit for the camera and allowed the guy to spunk over her completely shaven pubic area. Also she did make some semi orgasmic noises.
I had a slight boner over it so I don't think it's that bad.
I'm getting a semi reading the description...
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: Did you see the Lea "Suck me clit" tape too not ? That killed my boner for about a week.
You're right, those nipples are all over the place.
I did watch the Lea video (and got caught by a customer lol) it was so unerotic it was almost repulsive.
[ 04.08.2006, 07:11: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
WTF, Darryn that's NWS!!
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Not anywhere safe...
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
I had a science teacher with eyes like Suzie's nips, very disconcerting.
Does anyone think she's had them enbiggened further in the time between then and BB?
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
Apparently she was the bird on the left in the Addicted to Love video, the one pretending to play the keyboard.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
That one is an urban myth Hippy.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
The one on the left here... Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
quote:Originally posted by H1ppychick: Apparently she was the bird on the left in the Addicted to Love video, the one pretending to play the keyboard.
Dang posted the video to that. It does look like her. When you watch that video again you can see how everyone is dancing in their own style. I thought they were all in sync. It looks pretty crap nowadays for such a seminal video
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
sorry, didn't check any video links as didn't think they may be work safe.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
its not her though she may have been in the US version of the clip wearing a red dress...
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
i've been so busy i haven't watched bb in at least a month, has anything interesting happend or has it all been the flashing of big boobs, big egos and nothing typeworthy?
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
I can't believe people are still watching it - I think its kind of run its course now, trying each year to push the boundaries by finding true misfits of society to ham it up on television - its running out of televisiual taboos to break really.
As for what has happened, nowt special. I watch it occasionally (you cant miss it as it seems to be on all the time) and its just amazes me how insipid it all is, and yet I still keep tuning in during moments of boredom.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
anybody watching this?
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
me neither.
Time to shut TMO down, I reckon.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
time to shut YOU down
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
no, shut YOU down more like. I bet if we had a vote on tmo about who should be shut down - you or I - it would be you.
Anyway, good news everybody - I really am getting keys tonight. We've completed! I've got a mortgage, my fun is over.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Unlucky
I've been dipping into big brother. There are too many screachy giggly girls for my liking. That skanky black one who speaks exactly like that towny girl in that shitty comedy sketch that really stupid people like. The 'am I bovvered' one. She's fucking awful and needs killing. Otherwise I'm largely indifferent.
Spontanaeous crying is not a good look.
Oh, that painfully clicheed one who takes drugs and thinks that Human Traffic is the greatest film ever. She's shit too.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: no, shut YOU down more like. I bet if we had a vote on tmo about who should be shut down - you or I - it would be you.
Anyway, good news everybody - I really am getting keys tonight. We've completed! I've got a mortgage, my fun is over.
Congratulations, BigNuts. Hope you don't experience mold or damp, like I did. They suck almost as much as vikram (who should be shut down).
Have you chosen your curtains, hmm? Been down to Ikea? What about your mortgage? Decent deposit? Good deal? Fixed or variable? When's the first dinner party?
*punches self to death
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Have they put a penis in the Big Brother house yet?
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Yeah, one. the 'am i bovvered' girl immediately tried to impale herself on his cock, but he doesn't like her.
He's the only one allowed to nominate and they all know this.
Aside from one or two, they don't actually seem like a bunch of freaks and weirdos this year, which is a refreshing change, but I think this constant fuckery with the format is a bit lame now. they should just stick a load of people in the house and see what happens.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
We've got to buy everything. The bloke even fucked off with the cooker and fridge.
*buys Loot*
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
those twins though. I would. I'd like to force them to make out with each other at gunpoint. Unless they liked it of course. They're not really attractive, but they're not physically repellent like a few of the women in there.
[ 04.06.2007, 10:59: Message edited by: Jimmy Big Nuts ]
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote: Ziggy is a fashion conscious ex-model and ex-boyband member. Despite his good looks he considers himself a down to earth guy and feels strongly about cruelty to animals. Ziggy's dream job is to work for Hugh Hefner, but he has just finished training as a broker. He is proud of his boyband days and enjoyed writing their hits and still writes in his spare time. If he could make a law it would for there to be a National Short Skirt Day and he is definitely up for romance in the House.
Status: Single.
Life Philosophy: "Work hard, play hard."
Likes: Animals, sport and exercise, music, fashion and property hunting.
Dislikes: Rats and mice, mouthy girls and arrogance.
Why BB?: "It looks like an amazing fun experience."
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
he looks like he's definitely up for being punched in the face in the house.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
They should call one housem4 into the dairy room and give her a gun and six bullets. That'd spice shit up.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
they should re-create the stanford experiment. They've kind of fucked with it, borrowed elements, but they should flat out do it.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Apparently he had his lips surgically removed
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
apparently that scary raver one was gonna sneak in lsd and spike everyone. that would have been amazing.
well done on the mortgage and death of your soul benway! we should go for drinks soon - it'll be like attending your own wake. promise i'll pay attention to what you're saying and not hide from anyone next time Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
I don't like music. Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Twit-twoo Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
[ 04.06.2007, 11:21: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: no, shut YOU down more like. I bet if we had a vote on tmo about who should be shut down - you or I - it would be you.
Anyway, good news everybody - I really am getting keys tonight. We've completed! I've got a mortgage, my fun is over.
When's the housewarming ?
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
When they all went in and it was all women I was going to start a new thread titled:
"What a bunch of cunts"
I didn't.
I wish I had.
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
Reading that blokes info, Darryn, I think there's still time...
Posted by missgolightly (Member # 34) on :
lol
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
i don't have a television. i saw, ooh ten minutes of it this weekend at a family gathering. its a bit dull isn't it?
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by doc d: i don't have a television.
By choice?
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
sort of. i didn't have one there. i may not have one here.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
ust watching this for first time - the black girl is AWFUL. she's getting killed by some sweet-seeming blonde (who's actually evil no doubt).
oh right she's the footballer's sister. what a tit
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I'm really loving the twins actually. I wanted to slice their pretty little necks when they first arrived all excited and squealing, but now I rather like them. The way they interract with each other, they're always happy and smiling. There's something pleasingly sweet and innocent about the way they just happily entertain each other.
Of course, eventually, I want to see them get it on with each other.
Twins for the win.
Posted by SilverGinger5 (Member # 49) on :
I'm with you there Ringo. For the first few days I had to hit mute when they were on but now they fill me with glee.
I think the reason is that they remind me of a better time when I could get excited about things. The excitement they both showed in the diary room because they'd been given hair straighteners or jumping up and down in joy because something is pink. I wish I wasn't so bitter and could get excited about something being pink.
But ultimately it is just that I want to be in an 18 year old blonde twin sandwich.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
See, I’d like to watch. You’d be directing them, telling them what to do. And they’d just be quietly getting on with it, maybe not really understanding what it is you’re asking them to do. Then every now and then one would sort of look up in confusion, and you’d reassuringly tell them they’re doing really good. Then they’d obediently carry on with it.
Man, I scare myself sometimes.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
That doesn't make any sense - I thought it was benway posting, not SG5. Sorry. Sorry everyone.
[ 07.06.2007, 04:45: Message edited by: Nathan Bleak ]
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
Looks like one of them has been booted out. I don't know. Sad to see that these days a privileged white girl can't even go on TV and hurl the most notoriously offensive racial slur of the last 100 years at a black woman. It's political correctness gone mad.
[ 07.06.2007, 06:40: Message edited by: Nathan Bleak ]
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
Us crackers sure are keeping it real on big brother these days.
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
quote:Emily: (referring to Charley dancing/pushing her hips forward) You pushing it out, you nigger. Nicky: (shocked laughter) Em, I can't believe you said that.
Charley: You are in trouble.
Emily: Don't make a big thing out of it then. I was joking.
Charley: I know you were ... but that's some serious shit, sorry.
Emily: Why?
Charley: Oh my god. I'm not even saying it.
Nicky: Just don't talk about it anymore.
Emily: I was joking
Charley: Do you know how many viewers would watch that?
Nicky: Okay, don't make a big deal out of it.
Charley: Fancy you saying that. I can't believe you said that.
Emily: Somebody has already used that word in this house.
Charley: No way. (Pause) Yeah, me. I'm a nigger.
Nicky laughs.
Charley: I am one. Fancy you saying it. I know maybe you see it in a rap song. Maybe you and your friends sit there saying it.
Emily: I'm friendly with plenty of black people.
Nicky: And you call them niggers?
Emily: Yeah and they call me niggers. They call me wiggers as well.
Nicky: I'm quite shocked.
Charley: I'm fucking in shock.
Emily: It's not a big deal though is it?
Charley: Not for us, it ain't. Fuck me.
Don't think black women refer to one another as 'niggers' - surely 'girlfriend' or 'babygirl' or somesuch would have been more like it?
O who cares.
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
If this is true...
*checks BBC World Truth Facts site*
...yes, it's true... then I'd expect Channel Four to have her met at the door by a lynch mob and be publicly hanged. It's the least they can do after that fiasco last time.
[ 07.06.2007, 07:24: Message edited by: dang65 ]
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
So Emily got chucked out did she? Lol
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
It's shocking to me that Emily could be that naive, not to have thought that C4 would come down like the proverbial iron fist on any comments that could be racially offensive (never mind the N word), given that they have just been comprehensively spanked by OFCOM for their (in)action on the topic during Celebrity Big Brother.
Not so 'intelligent' after all, huh.
I do have to admit to a slight feeling that C4 are so sensitive to this currently that her removal was a tad overkill, a kneejerk move prompted by a collective "oh shit, not again" from the duty producers. I'm not quite sure in the current world if that makes me a bit racist or not.
Personally I'd have probably gone the route of a very stiff talking-to and some serious penalties, but I suppose in these early days the viewing punters don't have such a vested interest in any particular housemate and they can boot her out and roll in an alternate and leave the progress of the show pretty much unimpeded.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the point of the show is to stick everyone together and then observe how they get on, what they do, what they say, how they deal with it.
So when people don't get on, or say something inappropriate, then it's sociologically interesting to observe.
So, er, the show's producers have gone against the point of the show. Which is very sociologically interesting in itself, of course.
I haven't watched any of it, by the way. I think that, sociologically, it's a big bag of knackers.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
I'll show you a big bag of knackers.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
Sociologically, it's interesting how many times I said 'sociologically' in that last post.
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
It's a weird one this. In some ways one might consider it quite heartwarming that the history of the word is so completely unknown to a whole generation; that they've only encountered it through music and a black culture which has actually become general youth culture. They're us, we're them, the distinction has disappeared to the point where skin colour is like having freckles or being blonde or something - just a physical distinction with no prejudice.
On the other hand, the complete ignorance of the connotations and historical usage and meaning of "nigger" is quite astonishing. How has that period in our history been so overlooked (or covered up perhaps) by the education system?
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
i've been arguing about this on another board populated by indie teenagers mostly. some of them just don't get it.
quote:why is it ok for one race to use it and all others get chastised for using it.
surely its all or nothing in these days of equality?
Does its existence not lead to an issue with double standards
this aint a poor little white boy thing, its just with all the things you can and can't say, why have words segregated by race. with equality it should negate the need for this word
delightfully naive.
anyway, i'll miss emily's lovely bottom
[ 07.06.2007, 09:19: Message edited by: vikram ]
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by vikram: i've been arguing about this on another board
I know what you mean. I have to travel far and wide to get a decent argument going these days.
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
I decided to boycott the show after the cynical exploitation of the racism last time and this has tickled me. Maybe she was a plant to show that BB and Endemol are not racist. I love a good conspiracy theory me.
My dear one forced me to watch 10 minutes of it because I was too lazy to get out of the chair and leave the room and it looked pretty boring. Its pretty cunning of me to boycott the really boring one, no?
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:I'm not quite sure in the current world if that makes me a bit racist or not.
I hope not, or it makes me a feel harsh because I think the McGanns' should stop wringing their hands across Europe, go home and grieve privately. I went to my hometown and there were pillars of steel wrapped in yellow ribbons, like totems to ward off child-snatchers. 'Don't come to our town. We have pope-power on our side'
That makes me seem hard-faced, but someone suggested it might be a different story if the parents were on the dole and left their kids in the hotel room to go for a meal. Why haven't we got a thread on this yet? We've got parents on the board who could say 'you don't have any kids! You can't comment' to which I'd say 'true'
[ 07.06.2007, 16:20: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Anyway, back on topic: I feel from the type of press this is generating, that english children are deemed more important than children in other countries sold into prostitution or made to knit jumpers with their feet for a bowl of Ready Brek. I don't know. I've been drinking Frosty Jack.
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
quote:I'm not quite sure in the current world if that makes me a bit racist or not.
I hope not, or it makes me a feel harsh because I think the McGanns' should stop wringing their hands across Europe, go home and grieve privately. I went to my hometown and there were pillars of steel wrapped in yellow ribbons, like totems to ward off child-snatchers. 'Don't come to our town. We have pope-power on our side'
That makes me seem hard-faced, but someone suggested it might be a different story if the parents were on the dole and left their kids in the hotel room to go for a meal. Why haven't we got a thread on this yet? We've got parents on the board who could say 'you don't have any kids! You can't comment' to which I'd say 'true'
The this makes me as hard faced as you then because I thought that straight away, well, sometime after my pity for the poor parents but you know what I mean. Except I am tempted to think that by now the working class parents would have been prosecuted for neglect like that devastated working-class Granny who was prosecuted for her family pet dog mangling her grand-kiddie.
It isn't a comment about parenting, is it? It's about British attitudes to class.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
quote:Originally posted by sam: The this makes me as hard faced as you then because I thought that straight away, well, sometime after my pity for the poor parents but you know what I mean. Except I am tempted to think that by now the working class parents would have been prosecuted for neglect like that devastated working-class Granny who was prosecuted for her family pet dog mangling her grand-kiddie.
She's not been prosecuted yet, she's been charged. And she's been charged with manslaughter and possession of a controlled drug (diamorphine). And the pit bull that ripped her granddaughter apart wasn't a family pet, it was a dangerous dog that the child's parents insisted should be kept outside whenever their daughter was at the house. Given that there was only 'the poor devastated working class granny'and the kid at the house at the time, and the decision of the CPS to prosecute, I'd assume they're doing it less because they want to drag a working class woman through the courts and more because she was, in some way, responsible for what happened.
quote:It isn't a comment about parenting, is it? It's about British attitudes to class.
It's about the media's attitude to class.
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
quote:Originally posted by Louche:
quote:Originally posted by sam: The this makes me as hard faced as you then because I thought that straight away, well, sometime after my pity for the poor parents but you know what I mean. Except I am tempted to think that by now the working class parents would have been prosecuted for neglect like that devastated working-class Granny who was prosecuted for her family pet dog mangling her grand-kiddie.
She's not been prosecuted yet, she's been charged. And she's been charged with manslaughter and possession of a controlled drug (diamorphine). And the pit bull that ripped her granddaughter apart wasn't a family pet, it was a dangerous dog that the child's parents insisted should be kept outside whenever their daughter was at the house. Given that there was only 'the poor devastated working class granny'and the kid at the house at the time, and the decision of the CPS to prosecute, I'd assume they're doing it less because they want to drag a working class woman through the courts and more because she was, in some way, responsible for what happened.
Dear me.
quote:Originally posted by Louche:
quote:Originally posted by sam: [QUOTE][qb]It isn't a comment about parenting, is it? It's about British attitudes to class.
It's about the media's attitude to class.
I was referring to NWOD's comments, not the media's opinion about it.
I doubt very much the CPS have a brief to 'drag working class' people through the courts; I just think it is more likely to happen if you are working class than if you are middle-class given all other things are equal, although that does not mean I assume the middle-classes are immune from prosecution, of course. You are right to point out that the example I used was not 'equal' so was a poor comparison to make.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
quote:Originally posted by sam: I doubt very much the CPS have a brief to 'drag working class' people through the courts; I just think it is more likely to happen if you are working class than if you are middle-class given all other things are equal, although that does not mean I assume the middle-classes are immune from prosecution, of course. You are right to point out that the example I used was not 'equal' so was a poor comparison to make.
It was a bit rubbish as comparisons go. I'm also not sure that you're more working class people than middle class people get charged thing is a bit off. It's insubstantiable, anyway. The middle classes might have access to more resources and maybe better at getting themselves through the process, or better organised at concealing their crimes but I don't think there's any sense in believing that you're more likely to be on the recieving end of the judicial because you're working class just seems a bit...iffy.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
I don't really care, you know. I'm just bored.
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
It is iffy but it is a not uncommon belief and these beliefs are thus not wholly unlikely. We know British society is riddled with class prejudices. The media reflect thsi, and feeds it too, I guess. We also know social prejudices are reflected in the law because we have statistics to show it in things like more black men are stopped than white men; women who murder their husbands are given, on the whole, harsher sentences than men who murder their wives< So, if we accept that there are social prejudices around class, then why shouldn't they be reflected in the law too?
This should be on BM's thread, I suppose.
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
quote:Originally posted by Louche: I don't really care, you know. I'm just bored.
I know, and its as good a topic as any, I guess, though I am all talked out now tbh.
I also have to go in about 4 minutes.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
What does this have to do with big brother? I dont mean like 'dont' post on the wrong thread' I just can't see how the conversation turned to this.
I had to double check I was reading the right thread. Did someone mean to post this in Dang's thread about being over protective of children or something?
Just curious is all.
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
NWOD's post half-way up the page. I'm orf now anyway so no more disrupting the thread. Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
It's NWOD's fault. He waltzed in here last night, started moaning about the McCanns then fucked off back out of it, the little tyke.
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
That McCann's thing is Conspiracy Theory On A Plate. It writes itself. Course, I don't believe in it myself. I think it's all a bunch of bullshit.
[Hysterical voice: Me too!]
But I know this, man...
etc.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
That's what I mean. I just can't understand what it is that prompted a mccann oriented post on the Big Brother thread.
Back on topid, does anyone have an opinion on the the big N-word debate?
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
It was chronically naive of her to say it. Saying it doesn't neccessarily mean she's racist, more that she's dim and culturally unaware. It's alright for black people to reclaim the word, but it's not alright for white people to use it.
That's TMT's consensus anyway. I don't really care.
Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
quote:Emily: (referring to Charley dancing/pushing her hips forward) You pushing it out you nigger. Nicky: (shocked laughter) Em, I can't believe you said that. Charley: You are in trouble. Emily: Don't make a big thing out of it then. I was joking. Charley: I know you were... but that's some serious shit, sorry. Emily: Why? Charley: Oh my god. I'm not even saying it. Nicky: Just don't talk about it anymore. Emily: I was joking Charley: Do you know how many viewers would watch that? Nicky: Okay, don't make a big deal out of it. Charley: Fancy you saying that. I can't believe you said that. Emily: Somebody has already used that word in this house. Charley: No way. (Pause) Yeah, me. I'm a nigger.
Nicky laughs.
Charley: I am one. Fancy you saying it. I know maybe you see it in a rap song. Maybe you and your friends sit there saying it. Emily: I'm friendly with plenty of black people. Nicky: And you call them niggers? Emily: Yeah and they call me niggers. They call me wiggers as well. Nicky: I'm quite shocked. Charley: I'm fucking in shock. Emily: It's not a big deal though is it? Charley: Not for us it ain't. Fuck me.
Whooops.
I did actually watch this. Emily used the word nigger as a affectionate insult like the way you may call a friend a plum or a twat. She said it automatically like the way you would if you used it in your everyday interactions with your peer group. I'm sure none of her peer group would have been bothered about it. However out of this context and said on national TV to a Black girl...FUCK what a STUPID thing to SAY!
Channel 4 had to chuck her out for it. If it hadn't been for the whole Jade/Shilpa racism row they may have just warned her and carried on with the program.
Incidently NWOD called me a nigger once. IP Ban Darryn?
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
I liked the way Charley started off saying "let's stop talking about it" but then continued to bring it up when the Downs girl joined the conversation, and happily spread the story to the other housem3s.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Also, I don't know if anyone else noticed, but I'm sure that when the Downs girl found out, she said something like "You were sitting between two people who are... different... to us" which I thought came across as a whole lot more racist than Emily's casual release of the n-bomb.
[ 08.06.2007, 10:09: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
Perhaps she just meant they didn't have a learning disability or whatever it is called now. Based on my ten minutes of viewing a couple of days ago, which one is the downs one? The one with the frizzy hair or the chubby dark haired girl?
Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
I liked the way when BB called Emily in to the Diary Room they wouldn't actually say the word, like as if just by saying it in a totally neutral context you would cause offence. They kept saying things like "Are you aware of why the word you said, that one when you were in the garden with Charley, you know, the seriously offensive word you said, would be offensive?".
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
I didn't watch it but I bet they were milking it.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Next on Channel 4, Quentin Tarrantino's Pulp fiction, followed by Boyz'n'the Hood Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by sam: I decided to boycott the show after the cynical exploitation of the racism last time and this has tickled me. Maybe she was a plant to show that BB and Endemol are not racist. I love a good conspiracy theory me.
So it appears I am not the only one who thinks this. How wonderfully convenient that C4 were provided with this gifthorse opportunity to make up for the Shilpa Shetty vs Jade Goody fiasco.
I think the girl is ever so slightly dense and probably conditioned by what she has heard in hiphop music; there was nothing overly malicious in the remark, yet now we have the likes of Shilpa weighing with references to 'intolerance'. Riiight.
It was pretty clear that unlike the CBB incident there was no malicious undercurrent - it was C4 that made the story public, and they who have created the long-wished for Big Brother furore to kick the series into life. It couldn't have been engineered any better; on the back of the Princess Diana debate, the C4 execs were on something of a roll.
It seems that C4 must have a long queue of ditzy middle class pretty blondes with shit-for-brains waiting to get onto their shows... What, after that bint on Shipwrecked and all...
I would definitely give Emily a stiff seeing-to first, though.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
I'm sure she's just waiting for your call, sammy...
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by H1ppychick: I'm sure she's just waiting for your call, sammy...
Nah. Way too young, and there'd be nothing to talk about afterwards. Furthermore, Nightowl would not be best pleased.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Too young?
Talk about afterwards?
kicks norton in the testicles
[ 08.06.2007, 11:42: Message edited by: ralph ]
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
what happened to Zygote? I know he popped up the other day, but apart from that...he's been very fucking quiet.
*punches Zygote in the testicles
[ 08.06.2007, 11:44: Message edited by: Jimmy Big Nuts ]
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by ralph: Too young?
Talk about afterwards?
kicks norton in the testicles
I'm reaching that sort of age where sexually-available teenage girls could theoretically be my daughter. I somehow think that this a big bowl of wrong, but then I might just be talking bollocks. A 35 year old - closing fast in on 36 - and a 19 year old. Does that sound OK Ralphie? 36, 19. 19, 36. If you say so, who am I to disagree?
Yeah, no need to talk I guess. I'd just pop downstairs, grab myself a cold drink, turn her over and start all over again.
Aaargh!
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
I'm talking shit now as I am starting to get a little nervous before tomorrow's school reunion. I will return on Monday and wonder what the fuck I was wittering on about.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I could probably still get away with a 19 year old.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
punches norton in the testicles Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: I could probably still get away with a 19 year old.
You probably could Ringers. But then you are on the brighter side of 30, m8.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
I don't even know what Big Brother is Samuel. I'm sorry. Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
what about 36 and 16, is that okay?
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by doc d: punches norton in the testicles
Congratulations on your new job, Doc.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I am 25 in a couple of months. That's a frightening notion. I know probably to most people on here it's like "I wish I was still 25" but bear in mind you were saying "I wish I was still 20" when I turned 20 and you all were in your mid 20s and moaning for exactly the same reason.
Although I feel better now than I have done since I was a teenager, so I'm not too fussed. Just a number isn't it.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: what about 36 and 16, is that okay?
You keeping one eye on the jailbait countdown calendar, Benway?
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by ralph: I don't even know what Big Brother is Samuel. I'm sorry.
It has gone beyond Big Brother, Ralphie. It's more like this.
You: thirty-something fellow, married or in LTR, possibly with kids.
Her: nineteen year old drama student accused of using the n-word on national TV. Believes that Indie music is 'new' and likes 'liquid cocaine' (whatever the fuck that might be).
Wrong, or not?
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Wrong of course.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
she's got a punchable face though.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
That would be wrong too. But I think you already know that.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: what about 36 and 16, is that okay?
pics please
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
lol
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: 'liquid cocaine' (whatever the fuck that might be).
An extremely potent energy drink apparently, which is really really high in caffiene, and has a slight anaesthetic effect which numbs the throat. Although it's hard to see what makes it like cocaine other than its numbing properties. Cocaine doesn't give you energy, it just turns you into an absolute fucking cockend loser **** .
Although if Emily is anything to go by, perhaps it does mimic cocaine in that respect as well.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: Cocaine doesn't give you energy, it just turns you into an absolute fucking cockend loser **** .
While I do agree with the second part of your statement, I strongly disagree with the first.
I was first offered coke when a friend of mine was, to use your own term, moving house. The catch was that before we could move him in, we had to move his sister out. So we did coke pretty much all day long. I never felt so full of energy as I did that day. I'm sorry you experienced otherwise.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
that's ok, it's not your fault
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Maybe it's you and not the coke. Did you ever consider that? Poor defenseless coke...
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: Cocaine doesn't give you energy
Some Bolivians marching, yesterday.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
Cheers for the info Ringo. Some of us 'oldies' are well behind the times, donchaknow.
Edited because I realised I was talking shit. I need something to eat.
[ 08.06.2007, 15:12: Message edited by: Samuelnorton ]
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Bolivians aside, in my experience coke doesn't give you energy as such beyond a mild buzz. Compared to something like speed or E or whatever, it's pretty weaksauce.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Shall we do a whip around to get Samuel some coke for his School Reunion?
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
I am a sadder person now I have caved in and watched an entire episode of Big Brother and, to my greater shame, an episode of Dur-mouth.
The older Davinia gets, the younger she tries to sound and the more babyish she tries to make her expressions, yet she has eyes like a feral cat.
How did the reunion go samuelnorton?
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
Thanks for asking Sam.
A very pleasant couple of days, mainly spent talking about old times over a beer or six - something that twenty years ago would have resulted in being put on wood chopping for a month.
Met a couple of guys and a former teacher who I hadn't seen for nigh on two decades - played a couple of games of snooker and had an 'inter-house' game of cricket in the evening, though the light was not half as bad as it was during the recent world cup final. Best of all though was the post-hangover breakfast on the Sunday morning, which tasted the same as it did when I was twelve. Toast with locally-produced butter, sausages, and bacon swimming in that deliciously distinctive oil.
There's another gathering next year, and I think I will go without having any of the reservations.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
I remember meeting Davina McCall when she was a VJ on MTV in the early '90s. She seemed a lot less retarded back then, but I guess she's spent the last few years largely speaking in baby talk, either to her offspring or the mentally inferior 'Big Bruv' audience.
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
Joning the thread late, I would like to raise the following pertinant issues;
1. Emily of BB - I saw her interviewed after the event - she is a moron and Endmoyl are cruel for making her a spokesperson for an incident that they are too scared to face - why not debate why it is okay for one group to use it freely, and not another - why is it still offensive - rather than getting some gibbering idiot to say 'oh my gawd, it was like, I totally...' all the while shivering like a greyhound taking a shit.
2. I am on heat at the moment, and as such, find myself staring at breasts and thinking about humping tables pretty much all day - there is a 19 year old S.African in the office, with plump teen breasts that I keep finding in my eye-line. however when I mentioned that I liked Motown music and she said 'what is that?', or asked 'what's a skinhead, like a bald person?' I heard several metaphoric doors slam shut between us, and realised that young girls, for all their plump breasted-ness, and old men = creepy.
3. Cocaine as a drug - some drugs open senses, some bring you into closer connection with your part in the world and universe - cocaine opens up one route to the sniffing **** -wacker part of your brain that is willing to sit anywhere for any amount of time and listen to the biggest prick in the world tell you the biggest load of bullshit in the world, while you nod desperate to show agreement because he has cocaine and you want it.
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: I remember meeting Davina McCall when she was a VJ on MTV in the early '90s. She seemed a lot less retarded back then, but I guess she's spent the last few years largely speaking in baby talk, either to her offspring or the mentally inferior 'Big Bruv' audience.
Are they mentally inferior or do they just go along with it? Like popular TV has dumbed down and its producers talk about giving the punters what they want and dumb it down more and punters moan, but laugh and join in anyway because they put watching anything against using the only power they have, veto. So it all gets dumber and everyone blames the audiences. But the audiences are always changing. The only common factor seems to be the media types and they are clearly acting more retarded and what is sad, barely bothering to hide their contempt for the audience anymore.
I am a bit fired up about this as I have just read Elton John's Chart Throb. Even he can't make his mind up whether to defend the audience and participants or pity them for their stupidity and neediness, as if their needy drivenness is somehow inferior to the greedy drivenness of the producers of these shows.
I'm chuffed you enjoyed it samuelnorton. I don't know why. Perhaps because I could imagine myself thinking about the same things before I went to one too.
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
Elton John? Or Ben Elton? Is it really writen by Elton John?
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
I watched a minute or two of that girl on Dur-mouth and was really sorry for her. It makes me so mad at the exploitative nature of the show. It's so blatant they must know quite a lot of us know they are having a laugh and they just don't don't care. Which is why i will have to stop again. Its like an addition, I went back and may go back again, but eventually I will break the habit of gawping in horrorified fascination at a bunch of strangers humiliating themselves on TV and being asked to join in the public laughter at it by hard-bitten boilers like the glossy Davinia and the carefully manufactured Dur-mouth.
Benny. Just how old are you?
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
quote:Originally posted by Benny the Ball: Elton John? Or Ben Elton? Is it really writen by Elton John?
Duh.
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
quote:Originally posted by sam: Benny. Just how old are you?
I was born in November in 1974. So 32.
I'm of an age when I can no longer just say the age, but have to actually work it out.
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
quote:Originally posted by Benny the Ball:
quote:Originally posted by sam: Benny. Just how old are you?
I was born in November in 1974. So 32.
I'm of an age when I can no longer just say the age, but have to actually work it out.
You think that old is creepy with a younger woman? Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by sam: I am a bit fired up about this as I have just read Elton John's Chart Throb. Even he can't make his mind up whether to defend the audience and participants or pity them for their stupidity and neediness, as if their needy drivenness is somehow inferior to the greedy drivenness of the producers of these shows.
There was a very funny clip of Roger Waters out of Pink Floyd describing how uncomfortable it is standing on stage playing while some bloke in the audience stands there going * wide eyed gleefully retarded expression * "WoOOOH-HOOOO, Yeeeeeaaaaah, WoOOOOO" for about 3 hours.
Of course, Waters got so cross about it that he ended up spitting at someone in the audience, then getting so disgusted with himself that he wrote The Wall.
Not sure if Diveena will be doing that any time soon, but you never know.
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
quote:Originally posted by sam:
quote:Originally posted by Benny the Ball:
quote:Originally posted by sam: Benny. Just how old are you?
I was born in November in 1974. So 32.
I'm of an age when I can no longer just say the age, but have to actually work it out.
You think that old is creepy with a younger woman?
Not really - but sometimes you are so far removed from another person that it just seems wrong
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
quote:Originally posted by dang65:
quote:Originally posted by sam: I am a bit fired up about this as I have just read Elton John's Chart Throb. Even he can't make his mind up whether to defend the audience and participants or pity them for their stupidity and neediness, as if their needy drivenness is somehow inferior to the greedy drivenness of the producers of these shows.
There was a very funny clip of Roger Waters out of Pink Floyd describing how uncomfortable it is standing on stage playing while some bloke in the audience stands there going * wide eyed gleefully retarded expression * "WoOOOH-HOOOO, Yeeeeeaaaaah, WoOOOOO" for about 3 hours.
Of course, Waters got so cross about it that he ended up spitting at someone in the audience, then getting so disgusted with himself that he wrote The Wall.
Not sure if Diveena will be doing that any time soon, but you never know.
This series is due to end with Davina building a house around the breying masses at the studio as the last housemate leaves, and then filming them as they walk out into a crowd of people booing and spitting at them, until she builds another house around these people filled with death traps and spastics/starving africans offering to wash their cars for small change - all the while the theme tune is played, recreated by using household appliences hit together inside Davinas vagina...
Apparently
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
quote:Originally posted by Benny the Ball: [/qb]
Not really - but sometimes you are so far removed from another person that it just seems wrong [/QB][/QUOTE]
I know what you mean. Sometimes though the older person and the younger person just get a good thing going and thats cool.
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
love is a good thing - it's the kiddie-fiddling that ruins it...
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
quote:Originally posted by Benny the Ball: [QUOTE]Originally posted by dang65: [qb] This series is due to end with Davina building a house around the breying masses at the studio as the last housemate leaves, and then filming them as they walk out into a crowd of people booing and spitting at them, until she builds another house around these people filled with death traps and spastics/starving africans offering to wash their cars for small change - all the while the theme tune is played, recreated by using household appliences hit together inside Davinas vagina...
Apparently
What would be really cool would be if you stopped before the death trap one and locked Dire-vinia in the house with the crowd who were locked around the house with the contestant in it, and then left them all there for eternity; being recorded, and shown twenty-four hours on monitors outside the building, endlessly repeating the scripts but with nobody at all watching them. Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
quote:Originally posted by sam: I know what you mean. Sometimes though the older person and the younger person just get a good thing going and thats cool.
*nudges Benny*
She wants you to ask her out you idiot.
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
*blushes, ignores Ben, except for swift tap to testicles - you know, the ones that aren't a punch, but lets nausia creep up on you and linger for a few minutes*
I won't be happy until Davina turns to the camera and says 'the winner of Big Brother X is...you!' and the cameras turn around to show the screen in that crappy 70's Dr Who effect where there seems to be an endless series of boxes going off into the distance - Davina laughing as the masses drop to their knees in front of their screens screaming in agony...
or something
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: what happened to Zygote? I know he popped up the other day, but apart from that...he's been very fucking quiet.
Aye, not been feeling tip-top of late. Been very hectic work-wise, which led to a very heavy weekend and, as a result, the past couple of days have been spent recovering. Stupid self. Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
quote:Originally posted by Benny the Ball: I won't be happy until Davina turns to the camera and says 'the winner of Big Brother X is...you!' and the cameras turn around to show the screen in that crappy 70's Dr Who effect where there seems to be an endless series of boxes going off into the distance - Davina laughing as the masses drop to their knees in front of their screens screaming in agony...
or something
Creepy idea.
The entire population of the UK could soon all be on a sort of BB show. We are already filmed almost everywhere we go in the UK, aren't we? People getting drunk and arrested are regularly lampooned and held up to ridicule in reality TV shows and I don't suppose they go out expecting to be put on TV. But we think that is OK because they are drunken plonkers and somehow that makes us switch our conscience and awareness of civil rights off. We let our expectations get cheaper and cheaper and where will it lead? Will my great-great-grandchildren be watching each other doing just about every thing every where they go, on TV? Like a huge, nation-wide BB house?
*shudder*
Hello zygote.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by sam: Hello zygote.
Alright sam? How're tricks?
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
quote:Originally posted by Zygote:
quote:Originally posted by sam: Hello zygote.
Alright sam? How're tricks?
one plods on.
Sorry you've been under the weather.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
On a happier note, my girlfriend and I went to Knowsley Safari Park on Friday. Below is a photo of the monkey that immediately went on to cause a host of damage to her car. There are no live action shots as we were trying to retrieve the windscreen wipers and other parts of the car from the lovable rogues, before making a hasty escape. This is the second time I've witnessed the monkeys displaying their destructive behaviour. Ho, ho.
Hmmm... A Citroén AX. My favourite. Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Actually, on second glance, he's clearly unhappy about those black furry dice.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
remote control monkey - cool
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Zygote: On a happier note, my girlfriend and I went to Knowsley Safari Park on Friday.
Did you and your girlfriend go to this safari park alone? I mean you weren't taking a smale childe with you or something?
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
No, we went alone. She'd only been to the one in Longley previously. I begrudgingly agreed that we'd go to Knowsley, following a lengthy drinking session one night, however she didn't forget.
Here's a picture of a duckling that she caught on camera. Hold on to your hats.
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by Zygote: Below is a photo of the monkey that immediately went on to cause a host of damage to her car.
We went to a place which had monkeys recently. There were some darling little cute Capuchin monkeys in one cage and we stood and watched them for about 5 minutes. Then one of them did a little poo poo. In an instant, another monkey leapt onto the branch just below and started catching the plops. Then... then it ate some. Oh god. Right in front of us. What the fuck is wrong with them? Filthy animals. No wonder they keep them in cages.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Okay, great. I've secretly been wanting to visit a safari park for ages, but thought I should hold off until I've got kids of my own to take, for fear of looking like a paedoe.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Apologies. Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by dang65: What the fuck is wrong with them? Filthy animals. No wonder they keep them in cages.
Have you seen their cocks? Fucking vile. The one in the picture started stretching his in front of us, just before he started tearing pieces from the car. I suppose I wouldn't have seen the funny side if it had been my car.
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