I've successfully given up smoking, AT LAST, thanks to the wonder of Zyban. When I was a smoker non-smokers made out with me, though sometimes they complained. Even when I was a smoker myself, I preferred to kiss those who didn't. They smelled better. Hypocritical I know, but there you are. Now I quite like this person but I haven't kissed them yet, but... they smoke. How much of a problem is it, to kiss a smoker when you are not one? I don't think I've ever been in this situation before. Is it totally gross gross gross EW? I mean obviously I'll try it but I'm just imagining all sorts of problems. Like supposing we did go out, then I would totally want this person to quit smoking, I just know it. I'd be like the mad YOU MUST TAKE ZYBAN IT IS ACE lady, and that would just be annoying. Oh dear I am so worried already. If it's not one thing it's another, eh. So.
SMOKING: Is it a dealbreaker? Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
smoking is the best. Mmmmm.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
I'm with Benway.
I'll ask my wife how she deals with being married to a smoker.
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
it tasts like shit
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
I'd rather go out with a smoker than a shit eater anyday.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
I'm with IAN.
Posted by missgolightly (Member # 34) on :
I used to smoke and Pink still does, and it's never bothered me, I even like the taste. I've been smoking when drinking a bit this week though, for the first time in about 5 years, so I'm not as good a non-smoker as I used to be.
Posted by rooster (Member # 738) on :
it's a dealbreaker for me.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by missgolightly: I'm not as good a non-smoker as I used to be.
You do realize that a non-smoker is someone who doesn't smoke, right?
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Just start smoking again. You know it's right.
Posted by Dedalus (Member # 892) on :
Did your GP just offer you the Zyban or did you have to push for it?
Any negative effects? (Have heard of people becoming quite disconnected from everything - no longer interested in friends, sex, work etc)
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
When I didn't smoke, it didn't bother me. It was sort of seedy and exciting really. Like when Sean Ryder use to watch Kate Moss smoking out of the back of HMV. It tastes metallic. It reminds me of blood.
[ 12.12.2006, 11:07: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]
Posted by missgolightly (Member # 34) on :
quote:Originally posted by ralph: You do realize that a non-smoker is someone who doesn't smoke, right?
[dodgy justification] Yeah, but I've only smoked 20 in about 2 weeks, after years of none at all, and only when coked up. It sort of seems stupid to worry about smoking when you're putting other chemicals in your body.[/dodgy justification]
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
pink likes his cocaine doesn't he. He was always quite concerned that we knew about that.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dedalus: Did your GP just offer you the Zyban or did you have to push for it?
Any negative effects? (Have heard of people becoming quite disconnected from everything - no longer interested in friends, sex, work etc)
I went to the non-smoking clinic at the hospital, told them that I smoked loads more than I actually did, said that patches don't work for me because I'll just take it off if I want a fag, so they just gave me a prescription. They don't care about anything except getting you off the fags! I don't feel any negative side-effects, just it was a bit speedy at first, and things get blurrier than usual when I get drunk. Like I might not have drunk very much - not enough to get memory blanks - but the next day I can't remember as much as I should. But other than that it's completely fine, no difference at all. Dunno what all the fuss is about really. It's amazing. You don't even feel tempted to smoke. You just could not give a shit about smoking at all. It's ace.
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: When I didn't smoke, it didn't bother me. It was sort of seedy and exciting really. Like when Sean Ryder use to watch Kate Moss smoking out of the back of HMV. It tastes metallic. It reminds me of blood.
Yeah but I'm a grown-up now and I don't want seediness I want farmers markets and purity! Also I don't understand the thing about Sean Ryder, Kate Moss and HMV?
[ 12.12.2006, 11:11: Message edited by: London ]
Posted by Dedalus (Member # 892) on :
Thanks for the info, London! Have been given the details of my local smoking cessation clinic so I know what to say to them now!
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
When do you stop taking the zyban or have you stopped already?
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by London: Yeah but I'm a grown-up now and I don't want seediness I want farmers markets and purity! Also I don't understand the thing about Sean Ryder, Kate Moss and HMV?
Alright, then stop your fucking winging and go out with a non-smoker then!
Sean Ryder: Once described Kate Moss as a 'dirty fucking pig' after seeing her chain smoke about 5 fags in a row outside HMV. Heard on Radio 2 a billion years ago by ME. Remembered forever to recall whenever I see her stupid mong face.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
I've got 2 weeks more. But my sister was even more of a smoker than me, and she came off the Zyban about a month ago, and she hasn't had a cig or been tempted or anything. IT IS A MIRACLE DUDES.
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Alright, then stop your fucking winging and go out with a non-smoker then!
It's slim pickings out there Mikee! Have you SEEN some of the horrible boys girls have to go to bed with these days, just to get a shag? One must make do and mend you know, because so many of yr kind are hideous, homosexual or JUST PLAIN NUTS.
[ 12.12.2006, 11:22: Message edited by: London ]
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
I'd still have time for Kate. If she'd been stung in the **** by a rare scorpion and needed me to fuck it to try and pump the poison out, or in fact, if she was facing ANY unlikely 'sex or death' scenario, I'd be happy to step up and help her out. I really would.
[ 12.12.2006, 11:27: Message edited by: Jimmy Big Nuts ]
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
lol
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
I'd help you too, not. Whether you needed it or not.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
Even if I got stung up the arse by a rare snake and the only way I could escape death was if you rimmed me until all the poison came out?
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
brrrr It's rare that I sicken myself these days.
Posted by Amy (Member # 11) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: I'd still have time for Kate. If she'd been stung in the **** by a rare scorpion and needed me to fuck it to try and pump the poison out, or in fact, if she was facing ANY unlikely 'sex or death' scenario, I'd be happy to step up and help her out. I really would.
Kate Moss? She has dead eyes. That's one of the reasons she was so popular as a model in the 90's...as she looked like she was always effed up. She bothers me, although I do have to say the photos of her doing lines of coke were stupid. I mean, what models haven't? Clothing designers want their clothes to look as if they're on hangers, so the girls have to weigh nothing and fit into size 0 or 2's. It's sad.
Rant over.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
quote:Originally posted by not...: Even if I got stung up the arse by a rare snake and the only way I could escape death was if you rimmed me until all the poison came out?
not then, no.
[ 12.12.2006, 11:46: Message edited by: Jimmy Big Nuts ]
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
fuck, that still doesn't make sense.
[ 12.12.2006, 11:47: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
TMO is well fucked up today. Cake and poison. Cake and poison. Cake and poison.
It's all wrong. I think I might just be having a repressed minute or something though.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Well try to imagine having sex with a pudding or ralph biting a boa constricter off of your tits and you'll be in the same mindset.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
quote:Originally posted by not...: Even if I got stung up the arse by a rare snake and the only way I could escape death was if you rimmed me until all the poison came out?
Wait a minute, if the snake bit you on the arse, why is the poison coming out of your wee-wee?
Oh, heh, that’s just a little bit of my own ‘snake poison’ heheh. But seriously, you can stop now, I’m done. Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
lol, someone say it.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
of course, you know the best course of action upon accidentally swallowing the stinger of a rare jellyfish. It's grim, but it could save your life.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I know, rimming doesn't cure AIDS, no matter how well it's done.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Come on, I want someone to talk about fisting a beehive out of Ringosring.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
No, but I have just remembered that Miscfiles used to have a thing about girls smoking.
Using the magic of memory, what fetishes can we remember TMOers confessing to? Please note - if you happen to know this information by any route other than via their posts (e.g you shagged them or they shagged your sister, etc) then it should not be posted. From the tame and obvious (am discounting Kovacs / lolita and Rick / Nazi memorabilia) to the bizarre and obscure, what have we got?
Squeegy - blacksonblondes Misc - smoking Jonesy - feet Thorn - crying / peeing / general distress Benway - same Vikram - same IAN - women who are giants
... what else was there?
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
quote:Originally posted by London: Thorn - crying / peeing / general distress Benway - same Vikram - same
wait, what?
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
[ 12.12.2006, 13:04: Message edited by: ralph ]
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
Dang - bike saddles
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
I'm definitely into pissing. I 'jokingly' mentioned it to my girlfriend over a meal a few months ago, you know - just as a joke. She found the concept of urinating on each other to be the most appalling, sub-human thing she'd ever heard, so I left it there.
Luckily she's blissfully unaware of my little 'peepy-hole' in the bathroom.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Shouldn't that be pee-pee hole?
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Yes, I guess it ought to be.
Ralph: Why the edit? Are you ashamed of being a fellow wee-worshipper? We're all grown-ups here.
Posted by missgolightly (Member # 34) on :
I've never understood the whole pissing thing. I've done it once, but really never understood the attraction. Can anyone explain it?
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
I don't have a urine fetish. I only edited because noone else was joining in. I like giants, same as not...
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
girls wetting their knickers is kinda hot, but totally paedo probably.
and obviously they'd have been drinking loads of water and nothing else so the pee doesn't actually smell
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by missgolightly: I've never understood the whole pissing thing. I've done it once, but really never understood the attraction. Can anyone explain it?
I've only ever been with one partner who liked it. The idea of being humiliated in as many ways as possible turned her on incredibly. She just liked to be pissed on after sex. Looking back, it probably is a pretty twisted thing to enjoy; but she wanted it and I was only more than willing to give it a go.
The funniest incident involved her wanting to drink my piss. Problem was that we'd been drinking in the pub all day and she didn't anticipate such a high volume of piss. It made for a pretty messy (and hilarious) situation.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
****
[ 13.12.2006, 06:37: Message edited by: vikram ]
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
[Note to self: quit posting whilst semi-drunk.]
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
oh man
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
what did he say?
Zygote: Why the edit? Are you ashamed of being a fellow wee-worshipper? We're all grown-ups here.
[ 12.12.2006, 13:37: Message edited by: ralph ]
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
I see no edit.
[ 12.12.2006, 13:37: Message edited by: Jimmy Big Nuts ]
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Crap. You're right. It looked like the kind of thing someone would post as an edit.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
you've ruined this thread, ralph.
Posted by missgolightly (Member # 34) on :
I can kinda see why girls wetting themselves might be hott, because of their embarassment, shame or the "naughtinesss" of it.
As for the humiliation aspect, I guess it's just an extreme version of being turned on by being called a slut or something. I think the reality of it would put off most people - piss everywhere afterwards would be too annoying to make it worthwhile, and pising in the bath would maybe be a bit too clinical to be sexy.
Vikram - that's the best pic I've ever seen of a girl sitting on a hose. Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Boys pissing themselves is totally unhott though. Ew! Ew ew ew e e w ew.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: you've ruined this thread, ralph.
I'm sorry. Really.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I have this theory that secretly everyone is pretty much into everything, but the 'fetishists' and 'perverts' are the ones who simply have the courage to admit it and entertain the notion of actually doing it.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
I don't think that's true at all.
Posted by missgolightly (Member # 34) on :
Hey, I've found a sexy pic of a girl pissing and smoking - bonus!
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Pregnance, +50% if Japanese.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
I really want to make a seriously considered and excellent and revealing post to this thread. But I am not drunk enough! Shame. Shame.
Posted by SilverGinger5 (Member # 49) on :
Gah! I opened this thread at work. I fully expect to be fired now. Thanks Vikram you **** .
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
I opened it in a primary school, full of nuns and kittens and Saudi Arabians - thanks to you, I'm on the lam now - great....
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Mostly because you were hanging around inside a primary school, right?
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
I actually quite like the taste of a lady smoking kiss, flavour country. But morning after smoker’s mouth mings.
Of course I still smoke, if only really when I’m out boozing. May investigate the Zyban thing myself as part of the new fitness project, I dunno. I don’t really want to give up, just not die.
I’m sooooo vanilla on the fetish front.
Posted by Jack Vincennes (Member # 814) on :
quote:Originally posted by SilverGinger5: Gah! I opened this thread at work. I fully expect to be fired now.
I jumped straight to the end of the thread. Is there an image I should be clearing from the cache up there?
I've actually never noticed the taste of smoke when snogging, (as far as I remember at least). Probably depends though - is he an old geezer who's has a pack a day habit since childehood? That could be rough.
Posted by SilverGinger5 (Member # 49) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jack Vincennes: I jumped straight to the end of the thread. Is there an image I should be clearing from the cache up there?
Yeah, there's a picture of a woman in a entirely see through top looking like she's squirting out a lot of liquid. Most definitely not work safe.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jack Vincennes: I've actually never noticed the taste of smoke when snogging, (as far as I remember at least). Probably depends though - is he an old geezer who's has a pack a day habit since childehood? That could be rough.
He's THIRTY SIX!!!!! Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
he looked a LOT older though.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Yeah but that's GOOD. No suprises. With a 17-yr old, who knows what he'll grow into? The rap3y n3rd is changing from a boy into a man - anything could happen, and it'll probably be bad. Every time I see him his bone structure is... different. And the exquisite Jason may have sagged and folded by the age of 25. At least this way you know what you're getting.
[ 04.02.2007, 15:20: Message edited by: London ]
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
In order to more effectively contrast with the 17 year old, you should shag a pensionaer before settling on the compromise 36 year old. I think.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
He's not the RaP3y N3Rd's dad is he... have you checked?
Posted by Dedalus (Member # 892) on :
quote:Originally posted by Louche: In order to more effectively contrast with the 17 year old, you should shag a pensionaer before settling on the compromise 36 year old. I think.
Make sure they pop a bluey first though, otherwise it'll be like trying to push a marshmallow into a piggy bank as they thumb it in.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
No, the rap3y n3rd's dad is in his 50s, I checked. It would be quite funny to shag his dad though. But he lives in Leeds. I shagged someone who was 41 once! After we'd finished he got up and groaned 'Ohhh, me kneees'. It was the unsexiest moment of my entire life.
[ 04.02.2007, 15:21: Message edited by: London ]
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
I spent six months living with a 42 year old once. I was having my posthumous Elektra complex at the time, though.
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
quote:Originally posted by SilverGinger5: Yeah, there's a picture of a woman in a entirely see through top looking like she's squirting out a lot of liquid. Most definitely not work safe.
Thanks for calling me a **** .
The pic is from an art fair i went to a couple of months back. i dont think it is nsfw. shall we have a vote?
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
i'll lose that vote. will delete pic now
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
I didn't see it as nsfw either. It didn't even occur to me.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Office buildings across the country resonate to cries of "b.. but it's art!" as TMOites everywhere are taken to the pod for a firm disciplining.
Breasts are not work safe!
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
$Lol$@meknees!
How old were you when you did the old fellas ladies? By which I mean: What was the age difference? Which is what counts, surely?
[ 13.12.2006, 06:49: Message edited by: Boy Racer ]
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
"Web Access Policy Section 65.1 (list of category one barred websites): Sites that offer depictions of nude or seminude human forms, singly or in groups, not overtly sexual in intent or effect."
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Why is London posting all about shagging a 36 year old? I thought she was 36?
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Working for the government is no fun at all, sometimes.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Oh, and I was 19, Bracer. Brrrrrrr.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
I'm not 36 yet! I'm just because ever since I broke up with Jake every single person except the 41 year old has been at least 8 years younger than me, and now I've finally met someone my own age, and that is . But it's funnier to make it all . See?
Posted by missgolightly (Member # 34) on :
Vikram, that picture may not have been that safe, but was pretty damn sexy, and I don't even normally like that sort of thing.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by missgolightly: Vikram, that picture may not have been that safe, but was pretty damn sexy,
Not as sexy as the one you posted though. Not by a long fucking stretch. Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
quote:Originally posted by London: and now I've finally met someone my own age
who? who! tell me tell me
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
oh maybe you said already
i am ultra hungover today
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by vikram:
quote:Originally posted by London: and now I've finally met someone my own age
quote:Originally posted by vikram: oh i dont know, i am grumpy today after a night of glamour and free drinks and stupid unreliable girl being rubbish.
look at his friends. does everyone on DiS know each other then? i really dont like the layout. it's retarded.
edit: actually, who gives a fuck
Yeah it is, but then so are most of the posters. I think they know each other about as much as we all do. So some are flatmates and some have shagged and some haven't met and some hate each other, etc.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Actually Anschul may not be hot at all. I think it's just because everyone on DIS is like, 12, so those who are in their late 20s and above (John Bumlove, Anschul, John D Traynor etc) seem like intellectual demigods by comparison.
Posted by missgolightly (Member # 34) on :
Anschul - Intellectual demigod: lol
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
yeah but dude you haven't seen the competition.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by London: we all know each other far too well to actually be honest in this thread THANK GOD.
I was serious.
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
I\ve forgoten what everyone was talking about, were you the coprophage, NWoD?
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
He liked pregnant chicks, especially Japanese pregnant chicks.
rough stuff
young (looking) boys
This is easy!
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
No, but I've heard that it tastes a bit 'muddy'
Also I should point out that it is mild. Pot bellies will do as well.
Alright Turbo?
[ 13.12.2006, 08:21: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
I'm vanilla too - tennis players and voyerism - I'd probably be a dogger if I had more get up and go...
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
[ 13.12.2006, 08:27: Message edited by: Benny the Ball ]
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
jit
Actually this has made me think a lot, because I don't know whether I find it any more of a fetish than knee socks and frocks. But there are those people, those people, those people, who just cannot exist without having to act on their fetish. You know, the ones who can't cum unless they press a spoon onto their asshole or someone who has an amazing sex session and then says 'but there is just one more thing' and then pulls themselves off onto their lovers head. The necrophilliacs who move to a country where it's illegal. When I think about that, I wonder if it's really a fetish at all. I mean, I worked with pregnant ladies and I wouldn't touch them with a bargepole, with the barge still attached. And I don't get a massive angry when I see pregnant people either. So am I just a shit fetishist? Or should I give hanging outside the nursery for a bit in a bush and see what happens?
[ 13.12.2006, 08:47: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
I think the smoking thing was a passing fad for me. Knee socks (over-the-knee, stripey) however, remain as my enduring fetish.
Posted by missgolightly (Member # 34) on :
Here you go, Misc ETA - I've never really been tempted by over the knee socks before, but these are so cool I want them.
[ 13.12.2006, 10:12: Message edited by: missgolightly ]
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Thanks MissGL. The shoes are wrong though. So close and yet...
Are you TMO's newly appointed Boner Fairy, sitting in your saucy grotto and handing out highly targeted arousing images to anyone who dares to share their fetish?
Posted by missgolightly (Member # 34) on :
Yes Posted by missgolightly (Member # 34) on :
Would more sort of wedgy, sandly shoes have been better? Just so I can update my records...
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by missgolightly: Would more sort of wedgy, sandly shoes have been better? Just so I can update my records...
No, it should really be boots in the style of Doctor Maerten.
:shame:
Posted by Dedalus (Member # 892) on :
Misc has a grebo-fetish.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Or
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
I'm sorry... Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Basically Misc still wants it to be 1990 where stripety tights and boots were the ultimate accessory to any flowery dress. When boys wanted to fuck Tank Girl. Well Misc, sadly Wiz of Mega City 4 passed away this week. The dream is officially over.
[ 13.12.2006, 10:34: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Basically Misc still wants it to be 1990 where stripety tights and boots were the ultimate accessory to any flowery dress. When boys wanted to fuck Tank Girl. Well Misc, sadly Wiz of Mega City 4 passed away this week. The dream is officially over.
This is all bulsh!
Tights? Who said a fucking thing about tights? If you don't understand the vast difference between knee socks and tights then you're just not paying enough attention. Besides, Tank Girl's hair is too short, and flowery dresses are so not in this picture. I will not let you misrepresent my fetish like this!
NWoD fans will probably be aware of his fetish for Bridget Jones Pants, or was it french knickers, well it's all the same isn't it? Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Thorn, L@@K!
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
And, Mikee! And Ralph! And me actually. She looks gorgeous, look:
Posted by missgolightly (Member # 34) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: I will not let you misrepresent my fetish like this!
Cool picture London!
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
gossip must be one of the most overrated bands in recent memory.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
I'm not talking about the music, stoopid!
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: NWoD fans will probably be aware of his fetish for Bridget Jones Pants, or was it french knickers, well it's all the same isn't it?
On the weekend, for some reason while I was practically naked, lots of girls strormed the room I was in and started talking to me while I hid panicked underneath the bedcovers. Then one girl (butch, rugby playing, welsh) pulled the others jogging bottoms to reveal her 'Bridget Jones' pants and I said 'there is nothing Bridgety Jones-ish about french knick-knocks'
It probably would have been a bit fruity if I wasn't scared.
[ 13.12.2006, 11:34: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by missgolightly: You're a hard man to please, but what about... or maybe this?
*nods*
quote: Please consider adding this photo to the Knee High Socks group.
*adds to bookmarks*
Posted by Dedalus (Member # 892) on :
.
Probably just as well.
[ 13.12.2006, 11:44: Message edited by: Dedalus ]
Posted by Amy (Member # 11) on :
I absolutely LOVE knee sicks and wear them all the time with cute little skirts and converse or my docs (either three hole or mary janes). I've also had this huge mary jane (shoes) thing since I was 5 (and I'm now almost 32)
This was about 2004 I think, getting ready to go out dancing...
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
WARNING - This thread is no longer work safe! Posted by missgolightly (Member # 34) on :
Amy - that's a really cool picture! Posted by Amy (Member # 11) on :
Thanks MissGoLightly!
Misc- why isn't it work safe?? Surely not because of the picture I posted? Or are you just overwhelmed by all of the knee socks? Better go home and have Kellifer put some knee socks on!
edit- missgolightly: aren't the pony (hair) falls too cool? A friend of mine gave them to me. She has loads of them in all kinds of materials and colors. Even these cool light up ones.
[ 13.12.2006, 12:50: Message edited by: Amy ]
Posted by missgolightly (Member # 34) on :
Yeah, they're really realistic, and you look hott!
Posted by Amy (Member # 11) on :
quote:Originally posted by missgolightly: Yeah, they're really realistic, and you look hott!
[blushing]thanks [/blushing]
Posted by Amy (Member # 11) on :
Here's a photo of the glowing pony falls.
edit: i had to blur out my friends face...don't think she'd be pleased with me posting her pic online, lol.
[ 13.12.2006, 12:25: Message edited by: Amy ]
Posted by missgolightly (Member # 34) on :
Glowing hair is quite possibly the coolest thing ever.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Can you buy matching glowing merkins? I think a set of runway style approach lights would be both fashionable and practical.
Posted by missgolightly (Member # 34) on :
Hmm, I can't find any on google, but merkinworld would probably make you one.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by missgolightly: Hmm, I can't find any on google, but merkinworld would probably make you one.
Hmmm... this one's my personal favourite:
Cue snooker/pool-related 'hitting the target' gags.
ETA: This, however, is slightly off-putting:
quote:The History of The Merkin.
A pubic wig or merkin as it was earlier known made its debut in 1450. It was used as a device to cover syphilitic pustules and gonorrheal warts in the genital area.
[ 13.12.2006, 13:08: Message edited by: Zygote ]
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by Amy: edit: i had to blur out my friends face...don't think she'd be pleased with me posting her pic online, lol.
That's ok, her perfectly illuminated breast crease is just right.
Posted by LowLevel (Member # 30) on :
Amy?
Amy's back?
Oh! frabjous day.... Calooh, Cahlay!
(My daughter still has the Dora the Explorer Doll ~ She was literally the first kid on her block to get it)
Eye h[AR]t Amy
[ 06.02.2007, 20:22: Message edited by: LowLevel ]
Posted by Amy (Member # 11) on :
I replied in your IJ thread, as soon as I saw your name, I thought of your daughter and wondered if she still had the doll. Glad to hear she does!
[ 06.02.2007, 23:07: Message edited by: Amy ]
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
London - I don't have a fetish for Nazi memorabilia, I merely collect it. At least that is the official version.
Contrary to the ideas some of you TMOers might have got into your heads, I don't dress up in the stuff... although I did once have a shagpartner wear a Waffen-SS cap, and I will admit that she looked more than a little bit hott.
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. But it's funnier to make it all 
lol
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