This is topic Daily star article about me. in forum Sex and Relationships at TMO Talk.


To visit this topic, use this URL:
http://www.themoononline.com/cgi-bin/Forum/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=7;t=000180

Posted by Harlequin (Member # 454) on :
 
I have Tilde to thank for this. If it wasn't for the link he posted to Seduction School a few months ago, this would never have happened.
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/2858/greystone1nr3.jpg

Incidently contrary to the article I am not a virgin as I have paid for women several times.
 
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
 
I'm... I... gah... nn...
 
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
 
sweet.
 
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
 
I'm genuinely pleased things are looking up for you Harly, I hope it all works out.
 
Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
 
That is brilliant. [Smile] That has actually made my day.

[ 30.08.2007, 08:41: Message edited by: Tilde ]
 
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
 
Is that in today's paper?

Great stuff Harley.
 
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
 
yay harley!
 
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
 
Remarkable. Nice jumper, also.
 
Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
 
Of all the things I could have predicted...

That's great, Harly. Wow.
 
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
 
Jesus.
 
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
 
Hey good work buddy.

See that shit, doubters? Yeah!
 
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
That's the best thing ever.
 
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin:
Incidently contrary to the article I am not a virgin as I have paid for women several times.

And what, they thought it was better to call you a virgin rather than a serial john?

Still, nice photo though. You could have a future as a men's catalogue model, perhaps for LL Bean.
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
This is my desktop theme presently.
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
[Big Grin] !!! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
 
LOL that's fucking ace.

Next time you should give TMO a shout out
 
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
 
I would like to read the article.
 
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
 
It's linked to at the top of the page you blind bitch.
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin:
Incidently contrary to the article I am not a virgin as I have paid for women several times.

Ah, I get it now. They are going for a '40-year-old-virgin' angle.
 
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
 
The best bit is, that chick is way hotter than any girl Snorton's ever been with.
 
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ben:
The best bit is, that chick is way hotter than any girl Snorton's ever been with.

Wow. Shallow.
 
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
 
A few months ago I went to an amusingly Skins-esque party with krystle and my ex-flatmate. She's an absolute sweetheart and very very pretty - her photos don't do her justice at all. Play nice angus!
 
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
 
What day is this in? I bought it today to see the article but it isn't there... If it were in another edition, I would have missed it as this is the first time in the 7 1/2 years I've been in the UK I bought the 'Daily' anything...

quote:
Originally posted by vikram:
A few months ago I went to an amusingly Skins-esque party with krystle and my ex-flatmate. She's an absolute sweetheart and very very pretty - her photos don't do her justice at all. Play nice angus!

You name dropping slut... The picture was just with her, he doesn't have a date with her!
 
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
I'm not sure if I'd be more pleased to find Harley phooed the article than if it were real.
 
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by sabian:
You name dropping slut... The picture was just with her, he doesn't have a date with her!

Is it not real then?? I'm internetting on my phone so can't tell if it's photoshopped.

:S
 
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
quote:
Is it not real then??
We'd have to get Thorn and Kerry to settle that. They've got connections at the Star.

Of course, that's if Kerry is still talking to him after the Iceland Top Mum Awards ceremony fiasco.

[ 30.08.2007, 12:42: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]
 
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
 
How can you internet on your phone? That's mad.
 
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
 
Mobile Msn messenger has been suprisingly handy and of course email and social networky sites on the go is great. Reading proper web pages not great but then it is a tiny screen
 
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
 
After I die, I'd like to come back as vikram.
 
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by jonesy999:
I'm not sure if I'd be more pleased to find Harley phooed the article than if it were real.

See? I thought that too, so much so that I already cut out the bit that made me think it was phoo'd
 -
Cuz, it looks like his face is sliding off as if his neck was a hotplate and his mug was some butter.

But, then everyone was praising him, so I thought I'd either let him have his moment, or cackle at all the well wishers when they did discover they were hoodwinked...
 
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
 
My life sucks
 
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by vikram:
Mobile Msn messenger has been suprisingly handy and of course email and social networky sites on the go is great. Reading proper web pages not great but then it is a tiny screen

Why don't you use your magic phone to ring/email/msn krystle to find out if our resident krusti was lounging in her lap?
 
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
 
Okay, just myspazzed her. Will let you know what she says!

I hope it's true. I think.
 
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
 
How did the Star find out ?
 
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
 
Though looking at the image - seems like an awful lot of trouble to go to..

Harley speaks the truth
 
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ben:
The best bit is, that chick is way hotter than any girl Snorton's ever been with.

It'll take some time for you to scrape yourself from the bottom of the barrel after that, mon ami.

I'd have to admit that I found your deep and insightful comment more flabbergasting than seeing Harlo doing a publicity skit with a hottie.

NB. According to this site. Harlo made the tabloids on the 26th.
 
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by sabian:
quote:
Originally posted by jonesy999:
I'm not sure if I'd be more pleased to find Harley phooed the article than if it were real.

See? I thought that too, so much so that I already cut out the bit that made me think it was phoo'd
 -
Cuz, it looks like his face is sliding off as if his neck was a hotplate and his mug was some butter.

But, then everyone was praising him, so I thought I'd either let him have his moment, or cackle at all the well wishers when they did discover they were hoodwinked...

Sabian, it's real: checkit.

Click on any of the stories from that issue and it brings up a viewer which has thumbnails of the page layouts on the right. Scroll down to page 35.

Snorton - I'm sorry you were so upset by my light-hearted (and true) comment, but it was begging to be said after all the horrid things you've written about Angus just recently.
 
Posted by sabian (Member # 6) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ben:
Sabian, it's real: checkit.

Yeah, I figured it was since the work involved would have needed more time and 'power' than your typical homeless friendly internet café could provide.

But, his face *IS* sliding down like a very warm wax work!
 
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
 
.

[ 30.08.2007, 21:10: Message edited by: Samuelnorton ]
 
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Darryn.R:
How did the Star find out ?

The trainer bloke mentioned in the article - Adam - is a PR, and is in charge of getting publicity for the training camp. No doubt he contacted a few journalists saying "Hey it's Adam here, lol, yeah. Good times eh? How've you been? Beer on Tuesday? My shout. Lol, yeah. Hey listen, we've got this 40 year old virgin, who's homeless and we turned him into a pick up artist. What a story, eh?" and the Daily Star ran with it.
 
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
 
I still think it's phooed - as well as the slidey face there's also the matter of very small arms - but by the Star. Saving doing a photoshoot, like...
 
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
 
The tabloid are experts of phoo, but they are pretty shit at it. I have seen rank amateurs do far better, and have seen better examples here on Teemo.
 
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
 
Thanks for clearing that up Nathan, I couldn't read the article as the print as way too small to read on the TV and the PC was down.

I wonder if we could sell the Star an Angus related story ?
 
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Darryn.R:
I wonder if we could sell the Star an Angus related story ?

Christ, they'd have a fucking field day.
 
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
 
Let's, er, not do that, right?
 
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
 
Unless we can think of some really positive spins on stuff so Harley gets some more (good) media attention, and it can benefit Darryn in some way.

Not sure how that could be achieved, though.
 
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
 
But it could be fun to speculate.
 
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
Homeless 'virgin' derided by self-styled media elite returns to the moon a triumphant stud.
 
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
 
Cynical media elite claim "phoo" over Star homeless photoshoot

That can be done better.

Photo allegations are phooey, says Star

[ 31.08.2007, 05:59: Message edited by: mart ]
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
I want to see photos of Angus downing shots with slebs in the Hawley Arms, splashed all over Heat magazine. Big money interviews, A regular column in The Star. But fame doesn't change him. Angus still returns to his tent after nights mingling with the likes of Winehouse and Doherty, usually with a string of high class ladies in tow, competing for his attention. Hampstead Heath is crawling with paparazzi but thankfully his tent is guarded 24/7 by an armed security team.
 
Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
 
lol

40 Year Old Virgin Sick Online Rophonol Rape Fantasies EXPOSED!
 
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
 
Or we could sell the story to another paper that the Star's homeless chap is actually a fully fledged member of an international community of media-elite scenesters, with contacts in Holland, the US, Botswana and Gibraltar.
 
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
Krystle Rides Harley, bugs Barley.

"I'll snap him like my soul mate and double the dead homeless tally on flickr" says electric urban butterfly via laser text

[ 31.08.2007, 06:17: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]
 
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
 
Daily Star's Angus McGentle in Whorebang Shock-fest!
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
We tried the Angus Burger!
Glamour model twins reveal all...

[ 31.08.2007, 06:21: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]
 
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
 
It never pours, but it Rains, Man

Autistic dating genius gets steady trickle of ladies' phone numbers
 
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
 
dude, weak
 
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
 
Yeah. I thought that, but I can't... when I've started writing a post, I always just go ahead and stick it up there. I can't quality control. I can't keep my mouth shut.
 
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
 
That's kind of what happened to me on my birthday when someone suggested I do karaoke, which resulted in the horrifically painful video in which I am now tagged in Facebook.
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
I wonder if a homeless boyfriend, or ho-bo, will become the next must have accessory for the modern girl about town. Someone should write an article on the subject for Cosmo.
 
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mart:
But it could be fun to speculate.

Speculate? That would be as "debatable as recruiting Harlequin for night-work at a fanny factory".
 
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
 
I... don't understand.
 
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mart:
Let's, er, not do that, right?

god help any of us should we become famous for whatever reason. some of the shit i've posted... stupid internet.

krystle has not mailed me back. perhaps she is dead.

[ 31.08.2007, 07:38: Message edited by: vikram ]
 
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
I... don't understand.

No, I didn't really get it either.
 
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by jonesy999:
Krystle Rides Harley, bugs Barley.

"I'll snap him like my soul mate and double the dead homeless tally on flickr" says electric urban butterfly via laser text

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
 
I didn't really get that one either.
 
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mart:
quote:
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
I... don't understand.

No, I didn't really get it either.
Glad it's not just me then
 
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by vikram:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by mart:
[qb]krystle has not mailed me back. perhaps she is dead.

Prediction: Krystle posed for that photo a while ago, Harlequin was phooed in by the sub-editor, and the journalist made up that generic quote about "any woman would be lucky to have him". So she's probably all like "WTF? I didn't meet any internet tramp," and doesn't even realise the article exists.
 
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mart:
quote:
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
I... don't understand.

No, I didn't really get it either.
My point was that it was debatable if TMO getting involved with the media would be a good thing. Yes, some exposure could help Darryn out, but perhaps not that sort of exposure.

That was a great Ben quote, I thought.
 
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Samuelnorton:
Yes, some exposure could help Darryn out, but perhaps not that sort of exposure.

Rather slow forum death than invasion of Daily Star types
 
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
 
People keep writing things on this thread that I don't quite understand.

My fault, probably.
 
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
Prediction: Krystle posed for that photo a while ago, Harlequin was phooed in by the sub-editor, and the journalist made up that generic quote about "any woman would be lucky to have him". So she's probably all like "WTF? I didn't meet any internet tramp," and doesn't even realise the article exists.

Sounds plausible. I think the "he's so handsome" line was the real red herring. They probably edited out the "in a Neanderthal sort of way" that followed.
 
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mart:
People keep writing things on this thread that I don't quite understand.

My fault, probably.

Your fault? That's battered Vikram in a late shift monkey manner, surely?
 
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
 
That's not what I meant.
 
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
Your fault? That's battered Vikram in a late shift monkey manner, surely?

i dont understand this post. is that also mart's fault?
 
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
 
this thread is awfully confusing

I just bought car tax online using my internet! [Smile]
 
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mart:
That's not what I meant.

I don't think you know what you meant. You're coming off pickled in a roundhouse closet and you don't know what's inside.

[ 31.08.2007, 08:05: Message edited by: Nathan Bleak ]
 
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
 
I think seeing that tabloid article has had some bizarre sort of mind-scrambling brainfuck effect.
 
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
this thread is awfully confusing

I just bought car tax online using my internet! [Smile]

[Harley]If you bought your tax disc today it won't arrive until after the new month begins. Which means you will be driving around for a day without displaying a valid one! [Mad] [/Harley]
 
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
 
meh, I don't care. Besides the only thing I'm doing over the weekend is going to watch a raft race. I can cycle to work next week.
 
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
Nice video on facebook.
 
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
If only Stevie X was here
 
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Nice video on facebook.

I like the bit at the end where I'm all like "Thank you! thank you!" like a bona fide rock star.
 
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
 
That video made Freddy Mercury cry.
 
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
 
ralph, are you trying to leave Ringo all slapped out in hippo pyjamas like when ben jack-knifed across the forum with the paedo-meet photos?
 
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
 
[Confused]
 
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
Is Thorn trying to highlight the thread's unplugged ORAC by flash graping it with Clarky caked comments or am I just totally Tiswas?

[ 31.08.2007, 09:20: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]
 
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
 
This is ridiculous. I can't even ban stupid from word splurge in Jonesy's post reply window. It's making me wonder if it's even worth fighting norton's clocking in/ clocking out time.
 
Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
 
This thread is a total boner.
 
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
Alicante!
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
Tantric. Seriously fucking tantric.

[Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
ralph, are you trying to leave Ringo all slapped out in hippo pyjamas like when ben jack-knifed across the forum with the paedo-meet photos?

I don't think that was my intent. I think I was implying that drunken Ringo doesn't sing very well.
 
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
Actually, I bet I'm the only one who remembers one thread wonder Alan Lynx Effect and his Catalan yodelling thread, so that's a pretty embarrassing post all round.

[ 31.08.2007, 09:31: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]
 
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
 
It's been a pretty radish day, all things considered.

Ralph - it's not just drunk Ringo that can't sing...
 
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
quote:
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
ralph, are you trying to leave Ringo all slapped out in hippo pyjamas like when ben jack-knifed across the forum with the paedo-meet photos?

I don't think that was my intent. I think I was implying that drunken Ringo doesn't sing very well.
That's what I was saying. Jeez, learn to fucking read you fucking halfwit.
 
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
 
Sometimes... sometimes I see me dead in the rain.
 
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
And if the Daily Star are reading this thread:

I nominate perocino romano!
 
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
 
Ben went a paedo-meet?
 
Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
 
Not only that, but he also wore speedos.
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
That's what I was saying. Jeez, learn to fucking read you fucking halfwit.

Ralph wears a beard. You can't expect him to ampersand.
 
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by jonesy999:
And if the Daily Star are reading this thread:

I nominate perocino romano!

Fuck that. Camembert wins, with a nice Chablis.
 
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Tilde:
Not only that, but he also wore speedos.

So that would be a speado-meet? Or a paedo-speet? [Confused]
 
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
 
well done for epic Stevie-age there, snorts.
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
Beneath the glassy surface of your psyche, those repeated cries of conviction are nothing more than asthmatic whispers into the black hole of truth.

Fæce it.
 
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
 
No. It was a spædo-pæt.
 
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
 
 -
 
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
 
Hark at us all as yet another tæmo Friday afternoon thread whirls inexorably towards the mælstrøm of madness, chaos and ultimate death.
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
Preach on! Preach on! And watch your loyal band followers disperse like the feathers of a bird sucked through the mighty engine of a hijacked jetliner.
 
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
 
Evil Ken-evil was a diabolical agent of the Devil. It is he who controls the mælstrøm.
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
Woman, those obscure characters just keep getting funnier!

:troll-ayes:
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
Ÿóų'řę åļŀ ĩň ťħē ƒųçķĩńĝ půь, åŗêŋ'ŧ ŷðǖ? [Mad]
 
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
 
No I'm just bored of this completely bollocks nonversation
 
Posted by Kira (Member # 826) on :
 
cor wish I was in the pub...2 hours to go til hometime

hello TMO [Smile] Works a bit slow this afternoon so thought it may be time for my bi-annual visit [Embarrassed]
 
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
 
I'm not in the pub, I'm trying to finish this buttfucking feature on PFI and design quality before I go on holiday for a week. It's nfucking terrible. It's starting to sound like those posts up there where I was making nonsense.

quote:
Ultimately, a procurement route does not define the design quality of a building, and PFI is not necessarily an obstacle to excellence.

 
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
 
Hey! Kira! Wassup!?
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
MX-5!
 
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
 
Alright Kira?
 
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
 
That picture of Evel Knievel is totally awesome.
 
Posted by Kira (Member # 826) on :
 
Hey Ralph and Ringo [Smile] and Nathan and Misc

Good thanks. Bored and eagerly anticipating leaving work.

Loving the surrealness of TMO's own Harly appearing in the newspaper [Big Grin]
 
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
 
I'm so bored. I'm making flowcharts. In Powerpoint. Why do they have this wide-on for Powerpoint here? *gnashes teeth*
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
 -
 
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
 
Pia and nwod?

sorry
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
 -
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
 -

quote:
"My friends always said I had an incredibly long tongue - I could make lots of money with it one day," said Annika.
 -

[ 31.08.2007, 11:18: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]
 
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
 
wow
 
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
 
Beer O'Clock. Have a good Wochenende, folks.
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
wow

Steady on dude, she's 12. And german... [Frown]
 
Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
 
grist to the mill
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
Actually, the article I was reading was from 2001, so I guess she'd be 18 now. Still german though.
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
 -
 
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Steady on dude, she's 12. And german... [Frown]

She won't be 12 forever. And I'm part German.
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
Sick.
 
Posted by Kira (Member # 826) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
 -

For some reason that picture looks much worse than the others. Its where it starts off all thin then gets fat in the middle and then goes all thin at the end eeeew
 
Posted by Kira (Member # 826) on :
 
it reminds me slightly of a rather well fed leech actually *shudder*
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
Hi Kira. Yes, the profile shot isn't quite as aesthetically pleasing, is it? I'm trying to read her myspace page at the moment...

Also:

 -
 
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
 
And you call me sick?
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
I take it back. There's absolutely nothing sick about imagining a freakishly long-tongued german teen tonguing a golden fleshlight.
 
Posted by Kira (Member # 826) on :
 
right I'm off. bye all that are left, have a good weekend x
 
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 
homeless sex, leech tongues and ear hair extensions.

i see i haven't been missing anything while away.
 
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
 
Hey Grianaghghghgh! Have you been away?
 
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
 -

[Confused]
 
Posted by Grianagh (Member # 583) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
Hey Grianaghghghgh! Have you been away?

of course not ralph.

were you away?
 
Posted by Harlequin (Member # 454) on :
 
Incidently it was Adam Lyons who contacted the media for the story. He also got a newspaper story in the press about another of his students too. See this article in the Scottish Daily Record.
 
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
 
I heard that he had something to do with getting Princess Di to fly the second plane into the North Tower? Is that true?
 
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
 
My problem with the school for scoundrels thing going on here is that it's messing with the devine plan or the intellegent design or what-ever, some people were meant to be alone and bad with women - if you mess with that, it's like crossing the streams in Ghostbusters, anything could happen.
 
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
 
It's true - this man has no dick.
 
Posted by Harlequin (Member # 454) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Benny the Ball:
My problem with the school for scoundrels thing going on here is that it's messing with the devine plan or the intellegent design or what-ever, some people were meant to be alone and bad with women.

Why the hell do you think that? You are the type of person who would have defended slavery on the basis that some people were meant to be slaves and others masters! [Mad] [Mad] [Mad]

[ 04.09.2007, 07:19: Message edited by: Harlequin ]
 
Posted by Dr. Benway (Member # 20) on :
 
[Mad] [Mad] [Mad] [Mad]
 
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
 
lol.
 
Posted by Benny the Ball (Member # 694) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Harlequin:
quote:
Originally posted by Benny the Ball:
My problem with the school for scoundrels thing going on here is that it's messing with the devine plan or the intellegent design or what-ever, some people were meant to be alone and bad with women.

Why the hell do you think that? You are the type of person who would have defended slavery on the basis that some people were meant to be slaves and others masters! [Mad] [Mad] [Mad]
Yes, yes that is exactly what I think. In fact I defended slavery regularly. And I am ready for our Reptilian overlords.
 


copyright TMO y2k+

Powered by Infopop Corporation
UBB.classic™ 6.6.1