A mate of mine on another forum I post on recently met and bedded an ex Big Brother contestant. See this. That is a about a poster I know on another forum called "The LSS" (London Seduction Society) On there he is known as AFC AdamLondon.
[ 04.07.2007, 16:24: Message edited by: Harlequin ]
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Horrifying and hilarious in equal measures
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Jonesy can come over his own head. Standing up.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Which is cool.
[ 04.07.2007, 16:47: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
This is easily the most depressing topic title ever to grace TMO.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
quote: This takes us neatly to the mind-games master's BABBB STEP TWO: Subconsciously build up some attraction. "One of the best ways to do this is with a lot of non-sexual touching at key conversational moments—nudging a girl on the elbow while you use an intimate word," Adam explained.
I just tried this on our receptionist. I jabbed her in the shoulder and said "C*nt", and it doesn't seem to have worked at all.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
I thought Shabnam was a man.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
So, how's it going with the LSS then Harley? Any joy?
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
quote: Before you can login and start using the forum, your request will be reviewed and approved. When this happens, you will receive another email from this address.
Regards, The The LSS Forum Team
Good grief, it was easier to join Barbelith. *Drums fingers, starts thinking of topics Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Personal Description:
Please enter:
* Your Real Name * Your Location * Where you heard about TheLSS.com * A rough description of yourself and your level of seduction experience (about 50-100 words)
These fields are mandatory. Without ALL of them, your application to join will be ignored.
I was going to put 'recommended by Steelgate' for that part, but if he mentions this site on there all our beloved female members will be done for, and I really don't want that.
Shit, I'm not even from London. Ah well, you never know, they night need a bit of Northern inspiration.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
What did you put for your level of seduction technique? Did you mention that you were a master of the "Never Take 'No' for an Answer" practice?
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
I'm just filling that part out now. I'll post mine up here if you reveal yours. Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
Can't remember it word for word, but I mentioned that I favoured a kind of intense dismissal, acting as though I had higher things on my mind than picking up chicks, which works on the kind of girl who wants to believe she's deeper than she actually is, but that I also wanted to develop a more fully rounded suite of seduction techniques.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
That's not my actual seduction technique. My RL strategy is just to be so motherfucking fantastic that chicks are literally lining up to take their chances on The Crippler.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Nice. I haven't submitted mine yet, so thought I'd post it here beforehand. I've tried to keep it as 'honest' as possible.
quote: I'm just over six feet tall, dark haired and fairly dark skinned (I have been known to frequent sunbeds occasionally, but my skin is actually darker than your average Englishman). I am very sporty and play squash most days. I am also a keen snooker player and fisherman. People might scoff at fishing and snooker, but I have achieved high levels of seduction in both pursuits, I am very proud to say. Seduction-wise, I'd say that I am extremely successful. I've had no fewer than 200 (give or take a few dozen here and there) lovers since the age of 13. I am 29 now - you do the math. Well, that equates to an average of 13 different women a year. Not a groundbreaking figure by any means, but you have to bear in mind that not only was the quality of women extremely high, I also shagged the same women on a number of occasions. I am looking forward to sharing my experiences and - ultimately - gaining further advice from equally successful seducers on this site.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: My RL strategy is just to be so motherfucking fantastic that chicks are literally lining up to take their chances on The Crippler.
Easy typo to make, I guess - the r key is right next to the e.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
No Misc - my widgee is the Crippler. It's the girl that is the cripplee.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: The Cripplee
New tag for Octavia?
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Actually, a bare minimum of internet research tells me that prior to her entrance to the Big Brother house Shabnam's first TV appearance was on BBC3's "Embarrassing Illnesses" where she had a problem with an itchy, flaky scalp.
So frankly, he can fucking have her.
Dirty cow.
Mind you, I suppose its quantity no quality with the LSS
[ 05.07.2007, 05:51: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Presumably she'll now be featuring on a follow up show, talking about her itchy, burning lady parts
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I was going to say minge there, but I was concerned that it might cause yet another female forum member to strop off.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
quote:Originally posted by Zygote: Not a groundbreaking figure by any means, but you have to bear in mind that not only was the quality of women extremely high, I also shagged the same women on a number of occasions.
i like this bit. it tickles me.
[ 05.07.2007, 06:24: Message edited by: dance margarita ]
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
Maybe they...um..put a hat on...or...took a hat off or something? That would be pretty confusing, and could easily lead to mistakes and repetition?
Also...I would like to wholeheartedly endorse a full scale invasion of the LSS forums. Go go go!
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I think if you slept with several hundred women, you'd be forgiven for forgetting a couple of them and then accidentally sleeping with them again.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
You'd kick yourself afterwards though, for all that wasted effort. You'd be like "fuck. FUCK! I can't believe this!" and chuck her alarm clock against the wall in frustration. "An entire evening and I can't even add another notch to the bedpost. Fuck it! Fuck it all!" You'd be completely inconsolable, I imagine.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
yeah, i can dig that. i accidentally slept with the same guy something like 354 times. i ended up kind of angry with the situation.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I probably wouldn't want to admit it happened, on the LSS forum. I'd want to keep such a silly mistake to myself.
"Wow, that was even better than last time, Steelgate"
"What? Nooooooooooooooooooo!!" *gesticulates at the heavens* Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
look are you lot going to go and invade these jamfools or what?
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
lol no I'm terrible with women, I'd be found out within seconds
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
Waiting for membership approval, innit love. Apparently it can take up to two weeks before you're allowed to join their club.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Your registration request at The LSS Forum has been received, Ziggott.
The username you registered with was Ziggott and the password was xxxxxx.
Before you can login and start using the forum, your request will be reviewed and approved. When this happens, you will receive another email from this address.
Regards, The The LSS Forum Team.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
that is bullshit. two weeks? what are they doing with themselves that they cant even read a couple of membership emails? are they honestly so busy hunting poon that they cant even clear down their inboxes once every couple of days? how long would that take, half an hour? surely they need to take time out from all the rutting to chillax with an energy drink and a nutrigrain bar? i call total and utter bullshit on that.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Disco, if it's anything like TMO they'll be getting 20 or 30 new signups a day, all fake, all spambots and really fucking annoying.
The they'll get real members mxed in and of course trolls like us looking for fun and adventure..
2 weeks if they choose to vet seems OK, if I vetted and just didn't deleted anything I thought was dodgy I'd be stuck here forever..
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I'm not really clear on what 'seduction' is meant to mean anyway. By the sounds of it, it's basically the art of tricking women who don't actually fancy you, into having sex with you.
If that's the case, I don't think I've ever had to 'seduce' anyone.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
I have to do that every day... with my wife!
ROFFLE!
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
It all sounds a bit sleazy to me
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
oh, okay. although im still not quite sure why, if they can trick all these stupid bitches into letting them put it in, they cant just trick one of them into doing their forum admin for them. maybe i should register with the forum and suggest that.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: I have to do that every day... with my wife!
ROFFLE!
That would definitely get a big laugh if Rory McGrath said it on Question of Sport.
[ 05.07.2007, 07:27: Message edited by: Nathan Bleak ]
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
They think it's all over. Not QoS
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
a frined of mine once pissed through rory mcgrath's letterbox. he totally deserved it, obviously.
[ 05.07.2007, 07:28: Message edited by: dance margarita ]
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
They should make you seduce them into letting you join their forums.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by dance margarita: a frined of mine once pissed through rory mcgrath's letterbox. he totally deserved it, obviously.
DM's first step at 'ungirlification'. Nice start, but you'll have to do better than that to evade the powers of the LSS troops. They'll be hanging out of the back of you before you can say "Jack Robinson".
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
oh no, i think i'll be fine.
Posted by Harlequin (Member # 454) on :
quote:Originally posted by Zygote: So, how's it going with the LSS then Harley? Any joy?
Yes it is OK on there. The guys on there are pretty much the same as on TMO. I use the name stonecastle on there.
It has got 900 members so far though it has been going for over eight years so the current active membership is probably far, far lower.
What I am angry about is why didn't Mike Slocombe refer me to that group when I was posting on his site urban75 back in 2001 that I couldn't get a woman. He kept saying things like; "don't tell us about your dating troubles go to a relevent forum instead".
By the way maybe it would be a good idea if some of the single men from here joined that site as they have got loads of great tips on what to do when you meet women.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I like being single
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
i think mike slocombe probably doesnt know about the LSS. i reckon that owning a massively popular broadly counter- cultural internet E-zine is probably a ticket to poon city. although, quite crusty poon, obviously.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
im not going to use that word again, its making me feel queasy.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
counter-culture?
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
yes. dont make me say it again.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
*nudges DM*
boobs
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
Shh! Everyone - the master is at work.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
im... im torn between looking at ringo with powerful disdain and telling him to do me hard. what is this wizardry? Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Is the sky predominantly blue? Have you at any point ever found yourself breathing? what is the opposite of 'no'?
ETA: Am I rubbish at typing?
[ 05.07.2007, 07:54: Message edited by: Ringo ]
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:crusty poon
Jee-zus. That does leave some nasty images in one's head.
Like almost everything Harlo produces I am getting some real value out of this thread. I can't wait for the next Shabnam headline - Big Brother has-been boffed by Internet tramp.
Go for it Harley.
[ 05.07.2007, 07:57: Message edited by: Samuelnorton ]
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: Big Brother has-been boffed by Internet tramp
"I bought a copy of the Big Issue but got a whole lot more, those nights I spent with Harly under a railway arch in Bermondsey will stay with me forever. For some reason he did make me dye my hair blonde and answer to the name Miss Golightly though.."
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
Coke. Keyboard. Spray. Almost.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: Coke. Keyboard. Spray. Almost.
Is Snorton exploring the dark world of drug-fuelled masturbation?
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: Almost.
Is Snorton exploring the dark world of drug-fuelled masturbation?
And he's also impotent?
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: Is Snorton exploring the dark world of drug-fuelled masturbation?
Not at work, misc. Not at work.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
lol @ ralph. Not as funny as the thought of Steeloquin getting to grips under a bridge with some crusty poon, but worthy of a well-earned lol all the same.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Welcome, Ziggott!
Your account on The LSS Forum has been approved by the forum administrator, and must now be activated before you can begin posting. Please click the link below to activate your account:
Success. After a brief look at the forum, I notice that a certain 'Stonecastle' has become a cult figure. You can even win an all-expenses-paid night out if you can design the best Stonecastle avatar.
quote:Yea man join up, the poster with the best Stony avatar get an all expenses paid evening out with the ledge himself.
The infamous Ben/Steelgate photo has already been doctored, along with many others:
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
What is this shit! I haven't been approved yet and I got my application off before Ziggot!
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: What is this shit! I haven't been approved yet and I got my application off before Ziggot!
I must possess all the 'right qualities' to be deemed an invaluable LSS member. Right. Time for the journey to begin. Think I'll start off in the "Field Reports" section...
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: What is this shit! I haven't been approved yet and I got my application off before Ziggot!
Post a review of the BBC archive site, which no one else in the world got access to except you, and I might put in a good word with my pals at LSS or whatever it's called.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Zygote: I must possess all the 'right qualities' to be deemed an invaluable LSS member.
I think it was the snooker that put you over the top. Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
nathan, i think the board needs to see what you wrote on your application essay.
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
so he's posting pictures up of him and ben on a website for men who trick women into sex? Awesome.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
ben did trick me into having sex with him once, now i come to think of it. id forgotten about that.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Hmmmm... a 'Thorn Davis' has just appeared in the 'users on-line' list.
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
he said 'ill buy you some chips if you have sex with me'. and then he never bought me the chips.
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
Those cockmunchers! You cant even see the forums without joining! I don't know if I am prepared to create a whole new email account (with male/gender unspecific address) just look at this shit...
Is it any good Zygote?
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
lol. you missed out on the best part.
in response to dm of course.
[ 05.07.2007, 11:34: Message edited by: ralph ]
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
i do of course mean chips in the english sense. i wouldnt have sex with a man for a packet of crisps. im not a slag.
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
Maltloaf?
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
quote:Originally posted by dang65: Post a review of the BBC archive site, which no one else in the world got access to except you, and I might put in a good word with my pals at LSS or whatever it's called.
It was complete shit - there's barely any content at all on there, and nothing I wanted to watch.
Also - the LSS is a lot more boring than I thought it would be.
Also Abby - I think if you click 'register' you get access to the forum, without having to sign in.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by Abby: Those cockmunchers! You cant even see the forums without joining! I don't know if I am prepared to create a whole new email account (with male/gender unspecific address) just look at this shit...
Do it.
quote:Is it any good Zygote?
I've not posted yet. Just browsing through some of the sections. At first glance, it's far less sleazy than I thought it would be. But I've yet to scratch the surface.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Abby: I don't know if I am prepared to create a whole new email account (with male/gender unspecific address) just look at this shit...
Have a look at *this, Abby. It allows you to set up a disposable email address, which is perfect for this sort of nonsense.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I'm so fucking hungry right now I'd have sex with anyone for some chips
Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
quote:Originally posted by Abby: Maltloaf?
hey, as long as ive got maltloaf, i dont need sex.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
By the way, speaking of maltloaf, bizarrely enough I opened a cupboard in the kitchen the other day and what did I see staring back at me? A nice juicy pair of maltloaves. For one horrifying moment, the thought crossed my mind that maybe my parents read TMO Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
lol - megamale has listed the 7 reasons you'll never succeed as a PUA (pick up artist). Number five is 'Misoginism'.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: I'm so fucking hungry right now I'd have sex with anyone for some chips
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: lol - megamale has listed the 7 reasons you'll never succeed as a PUA (pick up artist). Number five is 'Misoginism'.
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: lol - megamale has listed the 7 reasons you'll never succeed as a PUA (pick up artist). Number five is 'Misoginism'.
Where I work, PUA stands for 'potentially unwanted application' which is basically any piece of harmful crap you get off the internet which masquerades as something you might want, but then once you've got it on your system you realise all it intends to do is fuck you over.
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
Thats nice.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
I'm loving Harley's suggestion here, for advice on chat-up lines when working behind the counter at HMV:
quote:I have now thought of something you could say to the girls buying records. Ask them if you they have heard music by certain new bands and try to advise them on the best new music etc. Tell them about special offers in the store etc. Like saying "do you know we have got some compilations of new music on a special offer". Make a comment about her like; "I can tell what type of girl you are by the type of music you are buying".
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: 1. Uglee 2. Smelle 3. Studip 4. Porness 5. Misoginism 6. Arsholism 7. Alcolic
No, they're a lot more arbitrary than that...
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7 reasons you'll never succeed in PU « on: Today at 02:26:33 PM » Quote
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This will sound harsh but in my experience these points are the basic reasons guys cannot (and will not) progress in PU. Not everyone has these traits and some have many. There is no way around these as they are so fundamental to learning PU. I should call them the 7 sins of the newbie
1- Your EGO: Simple unwilligness to put yourself on the line. You're not really crap with women, you're just refining your technique aren't you? The message from the community “Be confident” is just backfiring with you because and you interpret it as don’t question yourself. You always take the instructor frame and sprout advice and don’t take any. For more on this here is a great post if you want to know more: http://www.thelss.com/forum/index.php?topic=8911.0
2- You’re a WUSS: Experiencing fear doesn’t make you a wuss. Letting your fear affect your actions is. Most exercises the community recommend, from doing “Manny” (for the old guys) to going around and asking for opinions at random do not require confidence. Talking to a woman does not require confidence. If you are trying to even trying to fix “your fear” before going out and doing it you are a WUSS and should not spend your time with hypnotherapy, EFT, NLP of other silliness. Big secret here: the fear only goes away with practice. Full stop. It even comes back when you haven’t practised for a while.
3- Your LIFE: working on PU is counterproductive when your foundations are shaky to start with. More basic things like your work, your health, your image are all things that need to be worked on and improved first. Are you successful at your work, do you take care of yourself, are you cultivate, are you fun, do you have a healthy social network? If not THESE THINGS NEED TO BE SORTED FIRST or they become a BIG bottleneck in your PU development. We are talking basic levels here: no need to become a super-socialite or gym buff, like in most things there is a law of diminishing returns. There is plenty of sound advice on the mainstream media on how to handle these. Basically if you’re not what people would at least regard as a “cool likeable interesting presentable guy” sort yourself out.
4- You are TOO HORNY: So horny it shows. It is clear that your goal is to have sex. You fake interest and you get distracted by the next shiny thing. Your are incapable of taking other frames with girls, such as learning, experimenting, socialising, networking, pivoting whatever. You are just looking at ways to get in their pants and you end up hitting on colleagues and friends thus killing your social network. Bouncers can see your type a mile off. It is a serious problem, wank more if needed.
5- MYSOGINISM: Not many explanations needed for this one. If you call, or worse treat, women as bitches, hos, sluts etc, there is no way you’ll get laid. The independent ones won’t touch you with a barge pole and the ones that agree with you will wait till marriage for sex (with you that is). You can’t even realise that you’re a slut yourself. If a women even remotely sniffs that she may end up being judged if she sleeps with you (or anyone else) she will stay well away.
6- You HATE PEOPLE: You couldn’t give a remote shit of the answer when you ask “how are you?”. You are not interested in people’s lives, aspirations, opinions. You cannot find people interesting. You ask questions about a girl only to “make conversation” or perform routines. You have no genuine interest in strangers but you find yourself talking to them simply because you want sex. This was my main barrier to PU till I realised that if you start with the assumption that people ARE interesting then they will be. You also have a limited selection of subjects you can talk about or are interested in, if you know nothing about, say, girls shoes, you’d rather avoid the subject than ask questions and lean more.
7- NO PRIDE. No pride in yourself and what you are (with caveats to point 1 and 3). The acid test for this one is if you need large amounts of privacy and/or feel you need to hide a lot of stuff from your entourage. If you can’t make something open and public you are not proud enough. If for example things you do clash with your religion you’ll hide it. A proud person would either stop doing these things or, much better, get rid of the religion. If you are chatting a girl you are not proud of it and feel that you are doing something sneaky, you are not proud of “liking girls”. Lack of pride is the mother of shyness. Aim to be proud, not by brainwashing yourself into seeing your flaws as qualities (that’s ego), but by getting rid of things you’re not proud of.
Thoughts? any more mortal sins you can think of?
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Re: 7 reasons you'll never succeed in PU « Reply #1 on: Today at 02:33:20 PM » Quote
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's pretty good megamale..
I'll add.. becoming COMPLACENT.. That is gaining a little bit of success, getting too comfortable with the improvements and not willing to push further to the next level. I'm am guilty of that I'm afraid
In other words getting to stuck inside your COMFORT ZONE.
"People only have emotional reactions to those who are higher value than them, and those who they perceive as a threat"
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Re: 7 reasons you'll never succeed in PU « Reply #2 on: Today at 02:46:26 PM » Quote
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote 2- You’re a WUSS: Experiencing fear doesn’t make you a wuss. Letting your fear affect your actions is. Most exercises the community recommend, from doing “Manny” (for the old guys) to going around and asking for opinions at random do not require confidence. Talking to a woman does not require confidence. If you are trying to even trying to fix “your fear” before going out and doing it you are a WUSS and should not spend your time with hypnotherapy, EFT, NLP of other silliness. Big secret here: the fear only goes away with practice. Full stop. It even comes back when you haven’t practised for a while.
Not sure what this point is about. I have heard many people say that they will first spend time fixing their innergame and then do approaches (Ego protection). But I don't think I've ever heard an NLP practitioners, Hypnotherapists or EFT coaches advocate this.
Working on Inner Game and Outer Game simultaneously is best.
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Re: 7 reasons you'll never succeed in PU « Reply #3 on: Today at 03:11:45 PM » Quote
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Excellent Post
Lots to think about!
There is one important point that Ozzie (RSD) mentioned to me, he said
People who are successful at the game are DOERS
ie this requires
- Practice - Persistance, and - Pushing yourself
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Re: 7 reasons you'll never succeed in PU « Reply #4 on: Today at 04:54:40 PM » Quote
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quite interesting to see points 4 & 5 up there - not sure I would class them as insurmountable objects, myself. Misogyny, in particular. If I'm brutally honest I don't think it would be possible to do what many of us do without misogyny being a factor at some level.
As for hating people, again - I really think that can be an asset in the right hands. Charles Bukowski was probably the greatest misandrist who ever lived - and wracked with self-loathing - and he had women flocking to him. His book 'Women' is pretty much a bible on how to turn these traits to your advantage.
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Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:It is a serious problem, wank more if needed.
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
I think we could aply that advice to all aspects of our lives.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Indeed.
Anyway, I've just stumbled across a 'serious problem', so I'll sign off for now. Have a great night everyone!
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Problem solved!
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
What problem are they talking about?
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: What problem are they talking about?
The problem of being too darned horny. As I'm sure you'll agree, this is a serious problem.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
It's probably one of the biggest challenges we face today as a society.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: It's probably one of the biggest challenges we face today as a society.
Gosh, others are way hornier than caucasians, aren't they? And if that graph's right they're set to get even hornier!
[ 05.07.2007, 12:36: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: Gosh, others are way hornier than caucasians, aren't they? And if that graph's right they're set to get even hornier!
Basic technical analysis of that chart will see the number at least double by 2100.
The future's bright.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Caucasians in the states know how to use birth control.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I've submitted my details, although I fear my location may harm my chances of joining a london based club.
Just another reason why london = shit
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I'm in!
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
Zygote seems to have fitted right in. He's started handing out genuine pulling advice to other people and batted me away when I wasn't taking the process seriously. I think I may have lost him. Can I have another one?
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Would those of you who are members be so kind as to repost any significant or interesting developments on TMO, for the enjoyment of us non-members ?
Much obliged, Miscellaneous
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Sorry buddy that's against the T'n'Cs
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
I hate you, Chris.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Whatever, Anthony
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: Would those of you who are members be so kind as to repost any significant or interesting developments on TMO, for the enjoyment of us non-members ?
Much obliged, Miscellaneous
It's pretty dull so far, to be honest. That thread Zygote posted to has got some classic Steelgate on it though...
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Franigan Regular Member ]
Hey, I work at HMV on sundays along with my regular job and I like to game the customers. I've had some pretty good interactions, even a few promising ones that for some stupid reason I pussied out of. Anyway, whilst I have a few routines and things for the customers (e.g. if they buy disney I'll say 'was that calling out to your inner child', but in a cocky way) but I'm open to inspiration. I'm on the shop floor and behind the till so keep that in mind when you make a suggestion. I'd like some really fun ideas for what I could do while I'm working (I use the term working loosely). I game while I work purely because it makes my day more fun and my manager thinks I just give great customer service. I like the cocky and funny approach, just as long as its lots of fun I'll try it. The more original and creative the better. If you come up some really fun stuff to try I'll report back on it so let your imaginations loose.
Look forward to the suggestions.
Fran
stonecastle Regular Member
It is going to be a bit hard if you are working behind the counter trying to game customers as you don't have much time to chat to them. Thats a difficult one there.
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Re: Routines for when I'm working at HMV? « Reply #2 on: July 02, 2007, 04:31:09 PM » Quote
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have now thought of something you could say to the girls buying records. Ask them if you they have heard music by certain new bands and try to advise them on the best new music etc. Tell them about special offers in the store etc. Like saying "do you know we have got some compilations of new music on a special offer". Make a comment about her like; "I can tell what type of girl you are by the type of music you are buying".
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I used to work evenings at HMV with a guy who opened customers often, he actually introduced "the game" to me and one of the reasons im on this forum posting this message .
Not sure what store you work at but because ours was on oxford st it was busy and hardly had anytime to talk. Since you cant have a phone on you while your on the shop floor and time can be really tight, an idea would be to create the opposite of a false time constraint, false time creation.
Look at the most interesting dvds shes getting, and link it to another item. so if shes getting march of the penguins, mention something like the following while yr scanning the barcodes or shes popping in her pin:
" penguins - * i didnt get it, but it was funny to see them hobble about for 90 mins... * was pretty interesting, never knew penguins were like that... * Wish i could have one as a pet, wouldnt mind seeing who won between it and a cat
These are some off the top my head, what yr saying is not that important as long as its cocky funny, the key thing is to get a response and so u can setup a basic commitment. You then create an opportunity to build up some rapport. After youve got her talking:
" yeah it was cool, but _____ was the craziest documentary ive seen, come on i'll show you " " ____ was one of the most interesting things ive seen in ages. you've got to see it. follow me "
This basically works on social complience. Since you work in HMV, its assumed your knowledge of dvds is going to be pretty good, so unless shes in a hurry or dosent feel like talking then she'll follow your lead. While your walking over, you have a little time to bring up some open ended questions (can be related to do with the initial dvd question) i.e. "Wonder what it would be like to a have a weekend holiday up in the north pole, be crazy chasing polar bears around all day. Wheres the craziest place you would go on holiday ?
Throw in a SOI asap (funny, sexy, a lil crazy, etc) and go for a number close or email close. Theres a potential for lots of flaking, its got to be done in the right frame and your gonna hav to go for the close pretty swiftly, but its worth giving a go.
Grande
Grandè Regular Member
Quote Tell them about special offers in the store etc. Like saying "do you know we have got some compilations of new music on a special offer". Make a comment about her like; "I can tell what type of girl you are by the type of music you are buying
Stone, this is gonna come off as really AFC, ive even seen this happen to guys when trying to be "subtle". Since you work in a music store, its assumed and maybe even expected of you that you mention offers that are going on in the store. Theres nothing youve said that makes you different from every other guy who works there.
And the "I can tell what type of girl you are..." line is creepy, my sister gets it all the time from guys and it totally freaks her out.
stonecastle Regular Member Quote from: Grandè on July 03, 2007, 12:08:03 PM Stone, this is gonna come off as really AFC, ive even seen this happen to guys when trying to be "subtle". Since you work in a music store, its assumed and maybe even expected of you that you mention offers that are going on in the store. Theres nothing youve said that makes you different from every other guy who works there.
And the "I can tell what type of girl you are..." line is creepy, my sister gets it all the time from guys and it totally freaks her out. Yes but you are supposed to follow it up with another line once she responds. You could say something like; "working here I have to know a lot about bands and about customers. By what a customer is buying I can tell what other bands they might be interested in and be able to advise them on whats new that they might like".
That would work good if a girl responds to the "I can tell what type of girl you are..." line. If she looks shocked it would provide a good explanation for that statement.
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Stone:
im sort of half laughing and half cringing here. I'll try and put this best way i can cause if Franigan comes out with what you've just advised i can bet the lady either gets away as fast as her legs can carry her or laughs her head off as soon as his back is turned. I would put money on it.
Quote "working here I have to know a lot about bands and about customers. By what a customer is buying I can tell what other bands they might be interested in and be able to advise them on whats new that they might like".
well, DUH! you dont have to work at somewhere like HMV to tell what kind of band a person might like, the CD theyve got on them is sort of a giveaway to their music taste.
DON'T USE THE " I know what type of gal you are..." line again. Ever.
First off, every female is different and so you probably wont kno who what type of gal they are. Its the sort of line women have heard a 100 times and comes off as creepy unless you doing in a funny/cocky way, and even then this isnt the best statement to use.
I remember talking to my sis about a sleazy guy who came out with this line. As soon as he'd said it and given the "I kno you are attractive and i want to sex u now" look, she literally felt sick to her stomach. Another one of my friends joked about getting a "I know your type..." and wink wink. She ran away from the guy as fast as she could.
I dont think yr trying to be sleazy or anything, and from reading your posts i dont think yr that type of guy. but please, please dont come out with this sort of thing when gaming. At best its says you think u kno women (which you dont) and theyre all the same. At worst you come off as being a pervert.
Good luck with yr game
Ziggott Regular Member
I used to work part-time at Our Price when I was a teen, and met many a 'stunner' as a result. As Grandé points out: time is of the essence. One of my favourite manoeuvres was 'accidentally' dropping their change. I might have merely been lucky, but whenever I did this, the gamee would normally find it rather amusing - which, incidentally, I did too, as they were falling for my set-up. I obtained many a mobile number in this fashion (tip: always ensure that you've a biro in your pocket so that numbers can easily be written on your hand) and am now able to call some of these women good friends nearly 14 years on!
ThornDavis Regular Member
I don't understand. How do you maneuver from dropping their change to getting their phone number.
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Ziggott Regular Member
By using a well-known communication device, called your voice. The situation usually leads to a short moment of hilarity on both parts. During the interlude, it's normally very straight-forward to change the subject matter to their telephone number - second nature almost. You just have to play it by ear and ensure that there's an initial 'connection', otherwise you're going to look a tad foolish.
It used to work for me anyway, so there you have it.
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Re: Routines for when I'm working at HMV? « Reply #10 on: July 05, 2007, 07:18:12 PM » Quote
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So your advice is to snatch someone's money from their hand, throw it on the ground and then ask for their phone number? I dunno guy - that sounds like the actions of a man in the middle of a psychosis or something.
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Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
AFC? SOI? HMV?
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
His Mum's Vagina
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
Yeah, alot of the abbreviations are pretty bewildering. AFC is like a novice, but I'm not sure what it stands for. No idea about an SOI. Zygote probably knows all this, as he's everyone's new best friend.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Poor Thorn. He's such an AFC.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
Ah! It's Average Frustrated Chump. Apparently it applies to people who can't get laid or can't get a girlfriend.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: Zygote seems to have fitted right in. He's started handing out genuine pulling advice to other people and batted me away when I wasn't taking the process seriously.
Lol. It's hardly 'genuine pulling advice' though is it. Initially, I'm trying to carefully integrate Ziggott into the community, but I was hoping that you'd be able to tell that I'm making up everything I've posted. Well, everything except the 'having to get pissed up when on the game'. I love the way a lot of the posters there refer to "the game" and "gaming" when talking about dating - like women are end of level guardians on computer games.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
AFC: Average Frustrated Chump SOI: Statement of Intent / Show of Interest
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:AMOG Alpha Male Other Guy - In reference to a situation where you are trying to close on a chick and there's direct (in-your-face) competition from another PUA. This is different than a cockblock because the normal disarming strategies don't work.
DDB "Doggy Dinner Bowl" [Look] - The look on a chick's face when she's tranced out or lapping up your words with a phased out look in their eyes. In that state, they are metaphorically ready to eat out of the palm of your hand.
PLRM Pre Lay Relaxation Mode - "Basically you just have to be very natural about everything you say and do on the way to the lay venue. There is this point in any same day lay as you go from the decision point to your place that could get awkward if she suddenly changes her mind."
BBBTTH Baseball Bat To The Head - a last resort.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: SOI: Statement of Intent / Show of Interest
Ah! I get it now. So, for example, the 'Multiple Miggs SOI' would be to hiss "I can smell you c*nt!" and then throw a handful of semen in her hair?
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote: Formhandle Rating System:
1-5 is an UG - 30% of all chicks
6 is a neutral until screened for personality (she can gain or lose points)
6.5 is a B or Babe (50% of the chicks run into on average)
7-8.4 is an everyday HB or Hot Babe (waitress, receptionist, cheerleader, 10% of all chicks)
8.5-9 is an eye-catching HB (magazine model, stripper, aeobics instructor, 6% of all chicks)
9.5 is high-quality HB (girl-next-door who could be model/TV personality, healthy, natural, intelligent, 3% of all chicks)
9.9 is SHB or Super Hot Babe, way less than 1% of all chicks
There are no 10s
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
How did they rate Shabnam ? Do they have a minus scale..
That's fucked up, though props to Thorn who thanks to VP and Octavia's plus points can now, should he want to cream the clunge of many an uggo without affecting his score.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: That's fucked up, though props to Thorn who thanks to VP and Octavia's plus points can now, should he want to cream the clunge of many an uggo without affecting his score.
Okay, let's not start rating TMO's female membership on this scale, Darryn. It's diminished enough as it is.
ETA: The membership, not the rating.
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Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Agreeds, Though I'm not feeling myself right now, so I might not be able to help it - My inner mysoginist needs to be free..
And anyway, all our female posters are beautiful.
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Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Nice recovery.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
That LSS forum is really fucking dull. Something liek the ten most recent posts are by me, Ziggot, and Stonecastle. What's really striking, though, is that it's not populated by dick swinging, puffed up alpha males, but instead seems to be mostly deeply insecure and shy men looking for ways to approach women without immediately being annihilated in the blaze of their icy contempt. The rest of the posters are guys who used to be like that and are trying to share knowledge about socialising with others. Things like this one guy who had his second ever shag at university (loser!) getting slapped on the back by all and sundry for plucking up the courage to speak to this chick. It's all quite sweet really, and it makes me want to send in a HeadStroking Elite Strike Team consisting of Louche, Sidney and Herbs, to cradle them and coo soothingly in their ears.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: What's really striking, though, is that it's not populated by dick swinging, puffed up alpha males, but instead seems to be mostly deeply insecure and shy men looking for ways to approach women without immediately being annihilated in the blaze of their icy contempt.
That's hardly surprising, is it? the DSPUAMs don't need some stupid message board to tell them how to pull. DIASMs on the other hand need all the help, encouragement and reassurance they can get.
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Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: That LSS forum is really fucking dull.
Aye, it sure is. I'm going to add a story to the "Lay Reports" section and see what they think.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
quote:btw, im guessing you want to bust a nut on their faces. am i right? entirely normal but it IS kinda degrading to women (thats the funthough, innit?) so you need to make sureyou have built enough comfort so she doesnt feel like a whore. even if thats whats getting you off.
[ThornDavis] Well, kind of - I'll elaborate on it in a moment, but first - yeah I think that's pretty excellent advice you've given me there. It's become such a total block that I almost can't stomach to bring it up. In a way I almost looked at it like an ironic curse - I've always been pretty decent at charming a girl into bed, but choke at the one thing that really gives me pleasure.
Basically, the only way I can get off - experience a genuinely pleasaurable orgasm - is is a girl sits in front of me and eats a banana, preferably holding it with her feet, while I cum into her hair. I don't know - I mean obviously it's not painful like anal, or filthy like watersports, but it's just a bit too odd for most girls, I think.
I find myself engineering ridiculous situations just to get some girl to eat a banana when we're back at my flat - like making banana splits usually goes down OK, and sort of gets me going but it's not the same. I always keep a fruit bowl next to the bed as well, just so I can kind of look at it and back to the girl, and try and use my imagination, but it almost becomes like a talisman - torturing me with a kind of 'This is what you really want' look. So there you go. My shameful secret. [/ThornDavis]
I'm still wiping the tears away.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
I have found this rather entertaining... I am actually considering signing up myself to offer these sad folks tips on how to pull a HB at 3am by the cheese counter at Tesco.
Loving Steeloquin's posts.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by Zygote: I'm still wiping the tears away.
So am I - how fucking embarrassing. Thank God most of the others around me have sloped off for lunch.
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
What really tickles me is the fact that he's receiving genuine, well-meaning words of advice about his disturbing banana fetish.
quote:Dude, to be honest with you, this sounds more of a fetish than a kink. Subtle difference but an important one. It's also the sort of thing that will fuck with you big time if you want an LTR - I can see openminded girls doing this once in a "Hey! I never did THAT before!" novelty sort of way, but you're going to struggle to find someone who'd do it on a regular basis.
The other issue you've got is that it's unlikely to do anything for the girl. With anal sex a lot of women actually enjoy the physical sensation, and with others they like to feel like they're being their own fantasy "bad girl". You may need to frame this as being "really bad", "really unusual", "unique experience", as otherwise it's only about you.
You might want to try some online dating via fetish websites like Informed Consent or alt.com
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: I am actually considering signing up myself to offer these sad folks tips on how to pull a HB at 3am by the cheese counter at Tesco.
You only consider NO an HB, SN? Not a SHB?
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Christ on a fucking bike. Thorn's banana fetish has given one of the members a 'semi'...
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Dude, to be honest with you, this sounds more of a fetish than a kink.
Fetish 3. Psychology. any object or nongenital part of the body that causes a habitual erotic response or fixation.
Kink 5. Slang. bizarre or unconventional sexual preferences or behavior.
I'd say a preference for chimpanzees was more of a kink than a fetish really, albeit a perfectly common kink. Isn't it?
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
I actually thought my post about shagging epileptics would have gotten more attention, but obviously not. It's the bananas that win them over, every time.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Zygote: Christ on a fucking bike. Thorn's banana fetish has given one of the members a 'semi'...
Screw the terms and conditions. Post stuff here, now.
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ThornDavis Posted Yeah I thought a few people would take the piss, but thank you to darker_than for taking the time to give a genuine and useful response. Ziggott and Lord Mega of the Pork Sword, no thanks jto you for your childish laughter. Your mocking is just another form of racism.
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Sugarpuss II Regular Member ------------------------------- aww come on thorns, they're not laughing at you, they're laughing with you. it's true. don't get offended.
when i read about your fetish i burst out into rapturous laughter, and it's only just subsided - not because i'm taking the piss or i think you're laughable, but because, hey, it IS funny. fetishes ARE funny. for example...
one of the main ways i get off (introduced by my LTR who was a kinky devil) is spanking a girl during doggystyle, often we were both wearing miniskirts. so what, they're sexy.
i implore you to burst out laughing at this point - because, hey, it IS funny. i'm laughing right now, at my own fetish. i also have a semi.
hey, if you can't laugh at yourself...
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Lord Mega of the Pork Sword:
quote:Hahahahahahhahahahahha!!!!!
That's the funniest thing I've read on here for months!!!!
But yeah, I know how you feel... I find it very difficult to get girls to stick a rubber chicken in their vagina.
Ziggott:
quote:It's the funniest thing I've read anywhere for months. That, and your rubber chicken puts my Teletubbies fetish firmly in it's place.
ThornDavis:
quote:Yeah I thought a few people would take the piss, but thank you to darker_than for taking the time to give a genuine and useful response. Ziggott and Lord Mega of the Pork Sword, no thanks jto you for your childish laughter. Your mocking is just another form of racism.
Sugarpuss II:
quote:aww come on thorns, they're not laughing at you, they're laughing with you. it's true. don't get offended.
when i read about your fetish i burst out into rapturous laughter, and it's only just subsided - not because i'm taking the piss or i think you're laughable, but because, hey, it IS funny. fetishes ARE funny. for example...
one of the main ways i get off (introduced by my LTR who was a kinky devil) is spanking a girl during doggystyle, often we were both wearing miniskirts. so what, they're sexy.
i implore you to burst out laughing at this point - because, hey, it IS funny. i'm laughing right now, at my own fetish. i also have a semi.
hey, if you can't laugh at yourself...
Edit: Oops. Crossed post, but laid out differently with additional 'bonus' footage.
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Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Is it too early to try and work a bit of 'bye/gey stuff' into the mix?
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
I've got plans for something along those lines.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Excellent work.
Right, time for another coffee.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: You only consider NO an HB, SN? Not a SHB?
NO is a SHB, though I met her on here and not at Tesco while scouting for Camembert - that was the ex. Though I guess I am being a little harsh on Emily in that she was probably an SHB too. A MSHB, with M for 'Mad'. That's mad as in peeling labels of every bottle in the house mad, not wild and wacky mad.
.....
Thorn has never been my favourite TMO poster, but his posts on here are causing the tears to well up to bursting point.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Oh I see.
Any more LLS stuff worth reposting here? It doesn't have to be particularly funny. I'm that bored.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
I just posted this thread, which I actually regret - I think it would have been much better as a TMO thread in Media.
ThornDavis Regular Member Analysing PU Techniques in Popular Culture « on: Today at 03:19:30 PM » Quote
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. PUA: Multiple Miggs in Silence of the Lambs
Analysis
Incarcerated murderer Multiple Miggs goes for a single set in the form of FBI agent Clarice Starling. She gives him some potent AAI, by nervously edging away from his side of the insane asylum, but Miggs shows a masterful appreciation of the three second rule. As soon as she passes his cell he issues an unambiguous SOI - hissing "I can smell your **** " at his intended (a HB at around the 7.5 mark). Although she hurries past him, he manages to overcome the shyness that prevents many a would be PUA from fulfilling their desires. He wastes no time escalating, and cheerfully flings a handful of semen into Clarice's hair.
Result
Although Miggs might like to write this one up in the Lay Reports - he does, after all, achieve orgasm - it's difficult to call it a success. Clarice doesn't seem that impressed with his game, and pulls a severe cock-blocking maneuver when she has Hannibal Lecter talk Miggs into swallowing his own tongue. A disappointing result from such enthusastic delivery.
2. PUA: King Kong in Kong Kong (2007)
Analysis
King Kong nearly blows his game early, by coming on far too strong and clearly frightening the object of his affections (another single set - this time 9.5SHB Anne Darrow). He demonstrates some social proof, as the local native clearly worship him, and he manages to work up some convincing glory when he's first introduced to Anne. Nonetheless she's too frightened to be impressed and gives some serious AAI by making a dash for freedom.
It's here, however, that Kong really gets into his A-Game, and taking a leaf from the Tao of Steve is truly excellent in front of her - dispatching three t-rexs with his bare fists (and feet), and then clinches the deal with a classic IOI technique - having risked his life to save her, he then turns his back on Anne and starts to leave without her. Simple and classic: she's giving him that DDB look for the rest of the movie.
Result
Kong manages to k-close the deal, but unlike Miggs he clearly has problems escalating. It's obvious that Anne is there for the taking but Kong is either too shy or too much of a gentleman to go for the f-close. In the end he's shot to death and winds up falling to an undignified death on the New York pavement. A blunt warning to all of us who think we're better off in the 'friend zone'.
3. The Terminator - Terminator 2
Analysis
The Terminator clearly believes in setting himself a challenge, and there are few PUAs who would even attempt to pick up a single mother whom they had chased halfway across LA, after killing their best friend, their mother and the father of her unborn child. Nonetheless, he almost pulls it off, pulling a smooth IOIO game (blowing mostly cold, as befits the manner of an unstoppable killing machine). He's got social proof, but only as a harbinger of the apocalypse which is unlikely to moisten Sarah Connor's gusset. However, using her son as an 'in' he manages to soften her up, and by the end it's clear that she's ready to go.
Result
Like Kong, he never really manages to close the deal, although he pulls out all the stops in dispatching a persistent AMOG, and has some success with non-sexual touching (getting Connor to dig those bullets out is an inspired way of opening her up to penetrative intimacy on a subconscious level). However, like so many of us he blows it in the final stages and instead of taking her home to do the nasty under the nine-tog he lowers himself into a vat of molten steal and removes himself from competition. An easy, if unforgiveable, mistake.
I'm sure other people have comments to make on the game run by movie characters - post them below!
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Lol£££!
Incidentally, w00t at getting +k on my first post
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Top-lol. Any responses yet?
Also - do a Star Wars one, and 8mm, oh and Splash...
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
lololtastic.
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Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
The Night Porter? That would be an interesting one.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
Write them here, yourselves, you lazy bastards. Jesus Christ, what do you nthink I am? Your performing monkey?
Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: what do you think I am? Your performing monkey?
Phwap phwap phwap.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
But you've read enough of that shite to really absorb the attitude and terminology. Besides, you're our alpha <hoo> and we all humbly revere your ischial scrag.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: ischial scrag.
Is that the same as crusty minge?
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by ralph:
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: ischial scrag.
Is that the same as crusty minge?
Where you come from, I imagine so.
Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
Like Misc said...
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I'm contemplating buying Neil Strauss's book in the hope it might help me understand some of what I'm reading about.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Ordered!
Along with Greene's Art of Seduction.
I hope nobody I know finds that in my room.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Did you just buy two books merely in order to research a message board trolling project? Or to trick women into your bed?
Edited to add: I don't hate you anymore, Chris.
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Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I don't know, I'm filled with a morbid curiosity on the subject. It's basically one step removed from being a con artist. It goes totally beyond simply using confidence techniques to allow you to talk to women, it's a really subtle game of manipulation. It's interesting.
I don't think I'm the kind of person who could ever do that.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: I don't think I'm the kind of person who could ever do that.
Perhaps devouring these tomes will allow you to find out. I wonder if once learnt, these rules can be unlearnt, or if they will remain in your brain for good. Will you ever be able to speak to a woman in a normal, non-seductive way again? Is it like opening Pandora's Box, even if Pandora isn't particularly keen on the idea? I admire your willingness to learn, Chris. But somewhere deep inside, I'm also rather worried for you.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
My PUAs in the movies thread has died a terrible death on the LSS. I should have just stuck to talking about wanking over my special monkey girl.
Monkey girl want 'nana? Monkey Girl want 'nana? Monkey beg! Monkey beg! There's a good Monkey Girl! Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Stop it with the dirty banana talk, Nathan. I'm getting a terraced.
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
Ah lols$$$. I have been in meetings all day and this was a charming treat at the end of the day.
I shall share with you an excellent technique one of my friends once used... ...at a house party there was a drunken 'adventure' into the loft space, which had predictable consequences for the ceiling. As the girl who's lived in the flat was flipping out the perpetrator cunningly constructed a handmade card showing his arse poking through a ceiling. Inside it said Dear X, Im sorry I broke your ceiling. p.s. Your hair looks lovely today.. Thus exonerating himself from any trouble.
Posted by doc d (Member # 781) on :
i'm shocked by the callous side of man on display here.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: I don't think I'm the kind of person who could ever do that.
Perhaps devouring these tomes will allow you to find out. I wonder if once learnt, these rules can be unlearnt, or if they will remain in your brain for good. Will you ever be able to speak to a woman in a normal, non-seductive way again? Is it like opening Pandora's Box, even if Pandora isn't particularly keen on the idea? I admire your willingness to learn, Chris. But somewhere deep inside, I'm also rather worried for you.
I'm a bit concerned myself actually, I could get quite into this shite. Not to the extent these guys are on about, but I think some of the 'inner game' stuff in particular could be useful in all kinds of situations. It's basically all about confidence, self image, all that bumpf.
The stuff about picking up women though is, well, distasteful at best.
Posted by missgolightly (Member # 34) on :
quote:Originally posted by Physic:
quote:Originally posted by Samuelnorton: Big Brother has-been boffed by Internet tramp
"I bought a copy of the Big Issue but got a whole lot more, those nights I spent with Harly under a railway arch in Bermondsey will stay with me forever. For some reason he did make me dye my hair blonde and answer to the name Miss Golightly though.."
LOL
Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: I'm contemplating buying Neil Strauss's book in the hope it might help me understand some of what I'm reading about.
When the parcel arrives, please don't read get the book out and read it - send it straight back instead. The whole Neil Strauss thing is really depressing and not something I'd like to think of anyone I know buying into and practising.* I remember reading an interview he gave in the Observer and it was awful; he talked a lot about how you should bring a woman's self confidence down by ignoring her or dishing out back handed 'compliments' before then turning your back on her or turning your attention to her friends (preferably ones you deem as uglier than her) as this should have her gagging for your attention and pursuing you. I have to say that I thought long and hard about how I would react to that and also how any of my female friends would react. I concluded that we'd all think (and also say to one another) something like "What a massive wanker" or, if we were feeling charitable, "How unbelievably rude" before removing ourselves from the situation. I can only imagine then that the kind of women these techniques work on (if they work at all, that is) are women with incredibly low self esteem, a lack of emotional intelligence or a desperate need for affirmation. Or perhaps they are just really very immature.
*I'm not saying that you intend to 'buy into and practice' the whole PUA thang just by buying the book, Ringo - it's more that I'm worried that you could start off reading it objectively but somehow end up absorbing some tiny part of it and becoming tainted by it.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
bah, no I don't want to say such things.
Don't worry Sydney, I've never had any trouble with my relations with women, simply from my own natural charm. I don't need a set of rules on how to do something I need no help in doing, and haven't even felt compelled to do in years anyway.
[ 07.07.2007, 13:35: Message edited by: Ringo ]
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I'm about halfway through The Game and it's a thoroughly good read. I'd reccommend it in fact.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: I'm about halfway through The Game and it's a thoroughly good read. I'd reccommend it in fact.
To whom ? - Actually, if we ever do another TMO bookswap I'd read it, if I ever see it in a second hand bookstore for a Euro I'd buy it..
I don't really understand this whole seduction community stuff though, what's the appeal ?
[ 09.07.2007, 04:05: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
ThornDavis:
quote:I agree with this, and I think shagging someone because they slept with Adam West in the 70s is as good a reason as any. I once slept with a pretty - er - rough girl just because she was wearing a Strapping Young Lad t-shirt and they were my favourite band at the time. Another time I slept with this epileptic chick I met at a Korn concert in Newport in 98, just because she almost had a fit in the moshpit. At the time it seemed like the coolest thing in the world - to go to a metal gig even though they gave her fits and made her piss herself. I mean, alot of people probably wouldn't have done nthat - shagged someone after they'd pissed themself in public. But eh. It's all grist to the mill.
Skeletor:
quote:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA someone get this man a medal!!! i nearly burst my sides laughing at this!!!
now THAT is metal, baby!
(yes, shag mingers if you want to. at the end of the day they try harder and its better than a wank - but, as someone said, dont do it if its going to fuck with your ego and self esteem. i know i can get better when i try so it doesnt bother me.)
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
I actually quite like this skeletor guy. He's far nicer to me than any of you lot were when I started here.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
lol
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
<--- I love it.
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
quote:Originally posted by Sidney: The whole Neil Strauss thing is really depressing and not something I'd like to think of anyone I know buying into and practising.* I remember reading an interview he gave in the Observer and it was awful; he talked a lot about how you should bring a woman's self confidence down by ignoring her or dishing out back handed 'compliments' before then turning your back on her or turning your attention to her friends (preferably ones you deem as uglier than her) as this should have her gagging for your attention and pursuing you. I have to say that I thought long and hard about how I would react to that and also how any of my female friends would react. I concluded that we'd all think (and also say to one another) something like "What a massive wanker" or, if we were feeling charitable, "How unbelievably rude" before removing ourselves from the situation. I can only imagine then that the kind of women these techniques work on (if they work at all, that is) are women with incredibly low self esteem, a lack of emotional intelligence or a desperate need for affirmation. Or perhaps they are just really very immature.
I don't know. If you switcheroo the genders for the activity described above, what you get is fairly recognisable behaviour among young women at 6th-form or university - trashing male egos for kicks is a time-honoured fixture of female bonding and self-validation, surely?
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: Don't worry Sydney, I've never had any trouble with my relations with women, simply from my own natural charm. I don't need a set of rules on how to do something I need no help in doing, and haven't even felt compelled to do in years anyway.
It's working already! Listen to the offish, couldn't-give-a-fuck tone of that post. He's trying to make Sidney feel inferior, and therefore more attracted to him. Note the casual downplaying of the whole idea of The Rules, and the nonchalant "haven't even felt compelled to do in years anyway". Yeah, he doesn't even need a woman. Reverse psychology!
I just noticed that he also spelt Sidney's name incorrectly - this is another method to show that he's in control.
[ 09.07.2007, 04:43: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
What a massive wanker.
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by H1ppychick: What a massive wanker.
I was thinking 'how unbelievably rude', myself.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R:
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: I'm about halfway through The Game and it's a thoroughly good read. I'd reccommend it in fact.
To whom ? - Actually, if we ever do another TMO bookswap I'd read it, if I ever see it in a second hand bookstore for a Euro I'd buy it..
I don't really understand this whole seduction community stuff though, what's the appeal ?
To anyone really, it’s a genuinely funny and thought provoking book. I think Sydney is perhaps confusing it with some kind of self help ‘how to’ guide, but it’s actually an autobiographical account of Strauss’s introduction and induction into the upper echelons of the ‘society’.
I’m only halfway through so it’s hard to give a real objective account, but I think it would compare well to something like Blow – it shows a really attractive and vaguely glamorous lifestyle in both the best and the worst possible lights. You start to realise that there are a lot of different kinds of people, doing this in their own way. Each PUA has his own style and that comes from the tutorage of their mentor, mixed with their own personality. There are some for whom the game means little more than using confidence to heighten their own natural charm. Some rely on elaborately scripted ‘openers’ and tricks designed to demonstrate value (quite a lot seem to use little props and magic tricks) along with careful manipulation of certain elements of the interaction (a good analogy is a cat’s toy on a piece of string: you dangle the toy just out of reach, and keep teasing until the cat is really excited. Drop the toy right in front of the cat and it’ll lose interest right away). but then there’s the other side, the more sinister side: those people who use things like NLP (neuro-linguistic programming) and hypnotic suggestion.
I think the attraction of the game/sarging/PUA/whatever, is, above all, that it is unashamedly male. It makes no excuses for the fact that, as men, we love the company of women and get a real buzz from feeling attractive and sexually desirable. Some of the criticism I think is actually unfounded. Negs for instance, are not specifically insults designed to grind a person down and make them do something they don’t want to do, they’re a means of bruising ego and encouraging attraction. A neg given badly seems like an insult, but given with confidence and a cheeky smile shouldn’t insult the girl but instead make her feel like she wants to prove her worth to you.
At its ultimate realisation, it’s meant to be like being given a super power – the ability to quickly make virtually any woman, single or married, extremely attracted to you, to the point that not only would they not say no, they would never want to say no to you.
But what you realise is that these guys aren’t 6’+ muscle bound, bronze tanned charmers. They’re the geeks, the losers, the rejects of society who generally were well into their 20s before ever working up the courage to talk to women. For these people the game is like a course in self improvement. A means of raising their confidence and allowing them to do things they never thought they’d ever be able to do. Sure, most will also do what they can to improve their physical appearance, but I think it’s this ‘inner game’ improvement which most guys find really appealing about it (aside from the obvious). It only becomes sinister when they take it to extremes, trying to manipulate people into doing things they don’t want to do, or allowing the game to dominate their lives.
It’s…..really interesting stuff.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I have a feeling none of the women on TMO are going to want to talk to me again, for fear of me working some kind of magic on them Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: I have a feeling none of the women on TMO are going to want to talk to me again, for fear of me working some kind of magic on them
I think the (remaining) women of TMO are a bit too clever to fall for your mental love games, Ringo.
Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
Most of them are lezzers anyhow.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
*shrug* Ah well
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tilde: Most of them are lezzers anyhow.
Seems like Tilde has read the book, too.
Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
I was the one who introduced steelgate to it. Sorry world.
Posted by Tilde (Member # 1215) on :
FWIW Sidney, having read the book and watched quite a few related television appearances with Neil Strauss it seems like the "Neg" technique is the most controversial technique in the book and as a consequence the most talked about point whenever Strauss appears on a talkshow. I've seen him actually say he's not a fan of the neg but then have to go on to explain how it works. It really is only used on women who are or think they are out of your league, those really good looking women who know it and automatically won't give the lesser male the time of day. I don't particularly like the idea of it and it seems to really anger females when they hear about it, but I think the psychology of it is interesting.
Ringo's post is pretty good, as he says it's not a how-to, just an account of one man's journey from geek to pick up artist and the characters he meets along the way. There's lots of positive self improvement type stuff in the book alongside some creepier manipulative type stuff but ultimately I don't think Neil Strauss is the devil incarnate you are making him out to be.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Personally I find all the NLP stuff to be far more unsettling than using a few backhanded comments to bruise inflated egos.
I think for the most part it comes down to this: most women have heard the same awful chat up lines a million times. Some guys come across as needy and desperate, while others seem horny and sleazy. The PUA tries to be the guy who is different to the rest. He's witty, funny, self confident, and doesn't seem desperate to get into your pants. That's attractive, that's the idea.
Just some people take it too far really
Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
fair enough, tilde - i had based my opinion on one interview in the observer alone; i haven't read the book nor any other interview neil struass has done. as for devil incarnate, i'm not sure i was going that far. i think i just said that i found the whole thing quite depressing.
ben - you've a point but i again i can only think of myself and the women that i know; i can't think of any one of us who would employ 'the neg technique'. but that's not to say that women don't at all; i'm sure there are some arrogant, conceited and awful women out there, just as there are arrogant, conceited and awful men too.
Posted by Harlequin (Member # 454) on :
By the way TheLSS are holding a free bootcamp soon see this:
quote:Orinally posted by timeforacatnap: lets make this one in August - 10 11 and 12
right heres how its gonna go, I've been doing this for some time and with all the recent crap on the forums i wanna do a few things
1. challenge any commercial guys to do this free bootcamp 2. rebuild the community spirit there once was 3. make this a fun and exciting event 4. help guys who have been where i once was
OK first things first i need volunteers
please email me at k0106765@yahoo.co.uk with the title of the position you want as listed below: 1. lecturer 2. appraoch coach 3. infield instructor
That should be fun, being taken out by top pick up gurus and instructed on what to do while you are meeting women. Could you imagine this. You go up to a woman start talking to her then half way through say; "just a second let me ask my instructor what to say to you next".
[ 13.07.2007, 16:07: Message edited by: Harlequin ]
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
[Warning: Do not read the following if eating lunch.]
It's been a while since I posted on LSS, but in case anyone's still vaguely interested, the below could turn into an 'interesting' discussion. As part of the Willingness to Cunnilingus thread:
Ziggott:
I love venturing south on women. It's my passion. Recently, I've developed kind of a taste for doing so when it's their 'time of the month'. There's something about the blood that really does it for me. Not just any blood of course, as I'm certainly not into any of that vampire nonsense. I just find that you develop an extremely strong bond from thereon in, and you find your sexual partner more open to other ideas. Well, that stands to reason really doesn't it! I mean, deep down you're going to expect something favourable in return for rising from a sanguine cunt with blood trickling from your nose, cheeks and mouth. A passer-by would likely call the police if they witnessed such a scene. This might make me seem a tad... I don't know, strange, but I'm sure there are others here who have been tempted to do as I do, even if they'd rather not admit it.
Anyhow, I'll digress. In a nutshell: I adore cunnilingus. It's an essential part of my sex life, and I know that my efforts are equally as satisfying for the fairer sex as they are for me personally.
Akira:
heyheyhey guys dont get me wrong! although my post was on the cautious side, I do actually love licking women out while I'm doing it. Jezz I'm like if I'm gonna do it I'm gonna fucking go for it. it is in the back of my mind that horror lurked... My problem is not with me enjoying it, it is with whether or not I should do it in the first place!
Dante yes I was the chinese guy in black with spoons, at various points during the evening.
Quote from: Ziggott on July 12, 2007, 02:16:30 PM I love venturing south on women. It's my passion. Recently, I've developed kind of a taste for doing so when it's their 'time of the month'. There's something about the blood that really does it for me. Not just any blood of course, as I'm certainly not into any of that vampire nonsense. I just find that you develop an extremely strong bond from thereon in, and you find your sexual partner more open to other ideas. Well, that stands to reason really doesn't it! I mean, deep down you're going to expect something favourable in return for rising from a sanguine cunt with blood trickling from your nose, cheeks and mouth. A passer-by would likely call the police if they witnessed such a scene. This might make me seem a tad... I don't know, strange, but I'm sure there are others here who have been tempted to do as I do, even if they'd rather not admit it.
Anyhow, I'll digress. In a nutshell: I adore cunnilingus. It's an essential part of my sex life, and I know that my efforts are equally as satisfying for the fairer sex as they are for me personally.
Gotta admit mate this freaked the heck out of me! Could you elaborate though? Does sound pervertedly cool...
Thanks for the posts guys. The ones here seem to suggest overall that its no big deal, but these posts seem to say the opposite and you should wear a condom even from blowjobs...I really hate doing that.
I still need to do more research to gain a better sense of certainty...
arakrazy:
I'm sure oral sex on a girl's period is riskier than normal.
I got freaked out by STIs the other day and vowed to never touch a woman again. I lasted about 3 minutes.
Ah well. Some women get very sensual on their periods though. Once they get over the insecurities they want and need it badly.
Read Lesbian Sex Secrets for Women for an interesting perspective.
Ziggott:
Quote from: Akira on July 23, 2007, 09:35:20 AM Gotta admit mate this freaked the heck out of me! Could you elaborate though? Does sound pervertedly cool...
To be fair, the first time it happened was a complete fluke. I had been out drinking heavily with a friend who I regularly had sex with. We ended up back at mine and, as was par for the course when me and my friend decided to meet up for a few beers and a 'chat', it wasn't long before we were naked and thinking of what we were going to do to each other. We usually discussed this as we're both extremely open-minded when it comes to sex and love trying things we haven't done before.
While she was deciding what she wanted to do, I naturally lowered my head in between her thighs (my favourite location before the inevitable intercourse) and began licking her cunt the way she liked it. I honestly believe that had she been sober, she'd have mentioned to me earlier that it was her time of the month, but, to cut a long story short, she didn't. So it was that I was ravaging her with my usual enthusiasm and I detected a faint coppery taste. Undeterred and completely focused, I continued working her towards orgasm. Upon lifting my head up and leaning towards her for a quick kiss, I noticed a slightly embarrassed look on her face and she immediately apologised, before handing me a tissue off the bedside cabinet. It didn't take a act of genius to work out what was wrong, but - to be completely honest with you - it didn't bother me at all. I actually liked it - I mean, really liked it. So much so that I went down on her a further six times that evening and since that night have done similarly with other women I've bedded, and they all love it. I wouldn't recommend suggesting it to a one night stand, but you'll find more receptiveness from women that you've built up a certain level of trust and openness with.
Quote from arakrazy I'm sure oral sex on a girl's period is riskier than normal.
As with anything, there are risks when one blood type is interfused with another. Provided you use common sense in your approach, for example, ensuring that you've no open wounds/scars on/or around your mouth/on your tongue, you'll be completely free from the risk of AIDs or any other serious diseases. Obviously, herpes is a risk as this is transmitted by contact, but this can be contracted by myriad methods, therefore has no bearing on pursuing cunnilingus when it's 'that time of the month'. I, personally, have suffered no ill effects from doing so to ten women I can think of off the top of my head over the past year, so I wouldn't be too worried.
[Edited to include 'eating lunch' disclaimer and to decode the word 'cunt'.]
[ 24.07.2007, 09:03: Message edited by: Zygote ]
Posted by Zygote (Member # 883) on :
Actually, come to think of it, there probably won't be any further replies for about another month. My opening post was submitted a couple of weeks ago...
Posted by Harlequin (Member # 454) on :
By the way that Adam Lyons is good. I was out with him and a few of his mates today and he got phone numbers off two women in and around Oxford Street.
One was easy though as the woman knew him very slightly but didn't know where from. But the other was a total stranger. I saw it with my own eyes. That guys' a genius. Posted by Samuelnorton (Member # 48) on :
But we don't care about Adam Lyons, Harlo. What about you?
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
Having read his posts on the LSS and seen videos of him in action, I can honestly say that I would rather my daughter brought home Harlequin than that pigfucker AFC Adam.
That's assuming it was just a choice between those two. Obviously if it was the whole of TMO to chose from, I'd want her to bring home Benway.
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Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: I'd want her to bring home Benway.
Here's hoping you never have a daughter...
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
I dunno. Benway's a decent, smart guy. I could quite imagine my 15 year old daughter bringing round 45 year old Benway for drinks + dinner, and Octavia asking Benway not to roll his cigarettes on the sofa, as he nervously flicks his gaze between us, trying to guage the mood. And I'd have power over him! I'd be able to say "So... you and Alice, then. You mark my words, you'd better do right by that girl or there'll be hell to pay young man. She's a good girl and deserves treating right. Why if I was half my age I'd roust you out of here, you scoundrel. As it is, I feel maybe I should trust her judgement. But you be honest with her, and maybe you'll win my respect and my blessing. Oh, and no fuck fucky up the arse, OK?"
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
Actually, I've just had a flash-forward of watching my 16 year old daughter marry a 46-year old, beery, jowly Benway, sporting stubble and a scuffed up morning suit, trying to say his wedding vows with a hand-rolled cigarette hanging out of his mouth. Maybe I should rethink this.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
46 year old benway would be like every tragic character Bill Murray has ever played rolled into one.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
I thought 46-year-old seedy Benway would have fired off people's imaginations a bit more. Perhaps people are sick of Benway. Sick to death of the little turd.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
I think by age 46 Benway's going to have sorted his shit out really.
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
Yeah. Yeah. You're probably right. He's got a big screen TV now. As sure a sign as any that his life is in good order.
Posted by mart (Member # 32) on :
The man shops at Ikea. He's probably getting a patio heater. I'd let him marry your 15-year-old daughter, Thorn.
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Are you trying to get out of having kids, Thorn?
Posted by Nathan Bleak (Member # 1040) on :
No. Why do you ask that?
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
It was mostly a joke to be honest. I was sort of imagining this situation where the wife is all like "Let's have kids!" but you're coming back with "Yeah, we could do that. but what if we have a girl? Did you think of that? What if we have a girl and, when she's 16, she wants to marry someone really inappropriate?" But she'd insist, being all reasonable. "Well I think we'd just respect her decision and wish her the best with it". So you're like "Ok. ok. What if it was Benway?"
"Oh, fuck yeah you're right? That's just too much of a risk to take"
Then you'd nod smugly, and go back to playing xbox online with benway.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Benway won't live to see 46. Sorry Steve.
Posted by Harlequin (Member # 454) on :
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: Having read his posts on the LSS and seen videos of him in action, I can honestly say that I would rather my daughter brought home Harlequin than that pigfucker AFC Adam.
I have met Adam several times and he is an OK guy well rspected in the pick up community. He told me he had a really bad start in life growing up in the rough east end of London. So he is similar to a lot of us in the homeless community. He said he improved his situation by sheer hard work by studying for a degree in psychology and then working up to 80 hours a week on setting up his own buisness.
He told me he got into pick up a couple of years ago after being dumped by his live in girlfriend who took most of his possesions with her after the split. Then finding it hard to get another girlfriend. He said he learnt the art of picking up women after comming across TheLSS and attending one of their free three day pick up training courses. Then practicing for four hours a day every day for four months.
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
quote:Originally posted by ralph: Benway won't live to see 46. Sorry Steve.
Dark.
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
Brrrr...Someone should check Adam's cellar for you know...bodies, missing schoolgirls, that kind of thing.
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