The Chippy
Many a culinary treat lies in store for the lad at the chippy. From sausages in batter to Mars bars in batter, the deep fat fryer is the purveyor of all that tastes good.
There is probably no food on earth that cannot be improved by deep frying - Pizzas, Skittles, Opal Fruits, Yorkshire Puddings and even Fish can all be cooked in a fryer, and they taste great.
Yes, the local chippy is the one must make stop on a Ladz way home.

Mr. Patels
Curry - The food of the Gods.
It doesn't matter what it tastes like as long as it's hot. Nobody really knows what goes into a curry and nobody really cares.
Vindaloo is the place to start, from there you can work yourself up to the hotter dishes like the Tindaloo, the Sikindaloo and the Kula Shaker.
Poppadoms, Nan bread and strange bizarre dips will also be brought to your table when you get a curry but don't eat them. If you fail to finish your mouth blistering plate of Govinda Jaya Jaya you will be branded a poof by your mates and given a well deserved kicking.

Achmed's Kebab Van
Why do they put salad in kebabs ? Beats the shit out of me, who eat the stuff (apart from birds) ? It's a waste of space that could better be taken up with lovely luke warm meat.
A good kebab is like a good mate, always there when you need it, warm, greasy and welcoming.

The Full English
So, what do you need for a full English breakfast ? It's a simple enough list:

• Bacon
• Bacon
• Eggs
• Lard
• Mushrooms
• Sausages
• Lard
• Toast
• Fried Bread
• Lard
• Tomatoes
• Beans
• Lard
• Black Pudding
• White Pudding
• Lard
• More Toast
• Tea (With 12 sugars)
• Lard
• Boiled Egg
• Poached Egg
• Lard
• Ketchup
• Coffee (With 15 sugars)
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• Eggs
• Lard
• Mushrooms
• Sausages
• Lard
• Toast
• Fried Bread
• Lard
• Tomatoes
• Beans
• Lard
• Black Pudding
• White Pudding
• Lard
• More Toast
• Tea (With 12 sugars)
• Lard
• Boiled Egg
• Poached Egg
• Lard
• Ketchup
• Coffee (With 15 sugars)
• Lard
• Eggs
• Lard
• Mushrooms
• Flat Scottish Sausages
• Lard
• Toast
• Fried Bread
• Lard
• Tomatoes
• Beans
• More Beans
• Lard
• Black Pudding
• White Pudding
• Lard
• More Toast
• Tea (With 12 sugars)
• Kidneys
• Boiled Egg
• Poached Egg
• Lard
• Ketchup
• Coffee (With 15 sugars)
• Lard
• Lard
• Lard


And of course


• Lard