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On Xbox 360? You could try Dead or Alive 4 if you enjoy beating the crap out of beautiful women with big jiggling tits. Like a better Mortal Kombat. With big jiggling tits. I'm not sure what your view is on stuff like that; sometimes you seem to find it a subversive pleasure, or a political statement to be embraced, other times you seem to find it plain obnoxious.
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viva pinata is quite deceptive though. It's not really lazy fun in the park, and can get quite manic and irritating at times. It's very charming though. Looks lovely. The animals are cute.
Portal is a game you should try, amp. That's got a feminist thing going on. And it's very good.
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I'm not sure, I'm generally not too keen on a) the running around behind a gun thing and b) puzzles. Viva Pinata sounds more like it though. What else might be good? (I'm fuck-bored waiting for stupid baby to come out, but my hands are too messed up w/ carpal tunnel to write, so I thought I'd commandeer the babyfather's Xbox.)
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I got DOA4 and Viva Pinata this weekend. Might as well kill time till stupid baby comes. DOA was ok, just a fighting game really right? And they're most fun with booze and lots of shouting. Am enjoying Viva Pinata though it's not as good as Animal Crossing but it's not fair to compare every game to AC in manner of one comparing all new boyfriends to perfect ex you dumped in 2002, though of course I do that also. Saw a demo of a game called, erm, Mirror's Edge or something at the shop. It looked absolutely beautiful so I'm thinking that will definitely be worth getting. Anyone else excited by the prospect of it? It sounds pretty cool.
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Haven't signed up for Xbox Live yet - will do so in June probably. Am hoping can breastfeed and play computer games at same time. Do you enjoy that image.
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How many Gamer points did you get for that?
I don't think I'm going to bother with the 100% completion one as following a walkthrough to find 200 pigeons sounds incredibly tedious.
I got the One Man Army achievement yesterday which was surpisingly easy as I just nicked a speedboat, captained that to an area i wasn't meant to be in and then just sailed around the map for 5 minutes.
I was quite proud of the one for doing a 500metre whellie.
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I got the one man army without even trying. Louise was messing about with a helicopter and inadvertantly got it just through sightseeing.
Still got a few points to mop up. The brucie races, the police car stuff, the stevie texts, the cab ride for 5 points, getting three strikes at bowling and being at 90% friendly with my pals all still need to be done.
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quote:Originally posted by Kanye West: finished the main storyline with 74.75% complete in 48 hours.
That's pretty good going. I'm currently working at a rate of abou 1% per hour. I exect this will change a little once I get bored of just driving around listening to the radio etc.
I've just saved Roman from the Russians. Am I nearly at the third island? That's my goal at the moment.
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Good news, the upcoming patch notes have been released.
Includes good news such as
quote:Attempting to aim a gun at an enemy that's closer than ten feet away will result in Niko saving time for everyone involved by shooting himself in the face
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quote:Fixed a glitch that was distorting Little Jacob and Badman's clearly enunciated British accents
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*Liberty City Police Face Allegations Of Incompetence, Brutality
quote: Since the surge in crime, which began on April 28 at midnight, more than 830,000 civilians have been murdered—nearly one-tenth of Liberty City's total population. In addition, 35,000 vehicles have been reported stolen, many of which were then driven illegally over sidewalks and pedestrian walkways before plunging into the nearby Humboldt River. And according to startling figures released by local community action group Citizens for a Safer City, drug trafficking has become rampant and prostitution has increased by 800 percent.
"I was shot 14 times on my way to work today, including twice by police," said one Algonquin-area resident. "That is unacceptable."
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