quote:Originally posted by H1ppychick: My dog's got no nose.
How does he smell?
He can't, as I already told you he's got no nose.
I'm afraid your joke is biologically innacurate. Without a nose you'd still be able to smell as the receptor neurons are behind your face and the nose just provides nostrils which act as a funnel to bring air (and thus the smell) closer to the neurons.
So, the real joke would be along these lines.
My dog's got no nose.
How does he smell?
Not quite as well as he used to before H1ppychick cut his nose off but he's learning to cope thanks.
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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.
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Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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you might find aspirin in the jungle, because it's derived from the bark of willow trees. I don't know if willow grows in any jungles, but, you know.
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You can't keep wild animals. But the two of us did play together for a few minutes. He would duck behind the wood, then slowly stand up and see if I was still there. He's my new favorite animal..
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quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: Are there any ewoks living near your house, Ralph?
Actually over in the U S of all of the A's in the world, we have Wookies. There's so many it's like walking on carpert....OUTSIDE. Last year, the kids planted an Ewok tree, so we can just pick one off and eat it......right off of the tree.
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Wear a dress with a flap of flesh coloured fabric on each side and a strip of darker pink material underneath the middle section. Optionally, top it off with a curly wig.
Say you thought it was supposed to be a fanny dress party.
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Q. What do you call a snail which lives inside the funnel of a green and red container ship which regularly travels between Milford Haven and Dubai?
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Ah, but imagine if someone else at the party had had the same idea, but had painted themselves a much better shade of green, and you wished that you'd chosen that tone instead.
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Im here. I just flpped through an old Metro while eating my breakfast (reading out of date Metros...what have I become?)...and there was an article about a dog called Cindy who could balance a beer mat, topped with an opened yogurt pot on each of her paws. Apparently she goes into a 'canine trance' while performing her amazing feats of balance.
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Take it from me, there's no such thing as a 'trance', it's a myth. You can be in a really inward state, like when you're going to sleep, or a really outward state, like when you're trying to cross the road, and anywhere in between, but there isn't a special state called a 'trance'. It's just a peculiar name for being really inward.
The dog's faking it until its owners trust it enough to put a huge steak on those mats or something.
Or chocolate. Come to think of it, maybe the dog's planning suicide.
P.S. Can it do what those Zen monks do and take a spoonful of mercury on its tongue? Now that would be impressive.
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