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breakfast - often doesn't happen. if it does, it's a couple of weetabix (no sugar) and perhaps a grapefruit.
lunch is invariably a sandwich (often on white bread) and a bag of crisps. i think about having a piece of fruit or something instead, but i find they don't taste like bags of crisps.
dinner - always hot, either meat + 2, pasta, or something and rice, but always fresh. i h99 "ready meals" - they are made by idiots who have never even seen, let alone tasted, the food they're aping. and they're too small. dinner is usually accompanied by a couple of glasses of wine.
i don't snack between meals, i don't add suagr to anything, and only use a little salt in preparation if the dish needs it - never on the plate.
i weigh 2.5 stone more than i did 10 years ago, but i'm just below the midrange of the "correct" weight band for my height. have not been to the gym for years though, and my physique is disappointing.
[edit - i put a [/d] tag after "dinner" because it starts with a d!]
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Isn't that still rather light for 5'6"? I'm 5'9" female, and 10 and a half stone is ideal for me. Men are supposed to be heavier and there's no way that 3 inches can acocunt for 3 and a half stone.
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My role model in terms of my physique is indeed Lady (please, not "Princess"!) Di, but it's erroneous to think that you can't build muscle without eating cow pies.
Also, I was being a little misleading in my diet report. That was Monday and Tuesday diet, extended to Weds and Thurs if I break it on Mon or Tues.
Normal diet Weds-Thurs=
breakfast
coffee and sometimes cereal
lunch
"wrap" with meat, salad, or bagel, or filled roll, or 2 cheeseburgers if Metro is offering McDonalds vouchers that week.
supper
as above
Friday sees more shameful gluttony as I take advantage of work's free "Cafe del Mondo" for
lunch
filled baguette and chocolate muffin
However, the big change comes on Sunday, which explains why I need to discipline myself dianalike on Mon and Tues.
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Kovac's diet is similar to mine. My frugality early week is because I only drink on weekends (self regulated drinkies plan brought about by my paranoias re: alcoholism & diabetes)
Still not heard from any ladies though ... any body want to admit to liking a bit of gristle on their bone ?
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We should all post pictures of ourselves sucking in our tummies and showing off our ribcages. When I was a child, Mother used to make me do that in front of relatives, suck myself in so my ribs jutted out. Some kind of party trick. My auntie once said I looked like an Ethiopian, which may or may not have been racist, but not as racist as the Ethiopian jokes we used to tell in primary school. How do you get one thousand Ethiopians in a telephone box? Put in a tin of baked beans. Terrible.
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I'm so bored today. I've literally got nothing to do. I've just read T3 from cover to cover and I feel a bit sickened. C'mon. I've only got one and a half TMO days left. Keep the pace up!
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VOP - by 'what about the girls', did you want a detailed breakdown of our diets, or a view of whether we like 'em with a bit of meat on their bones, or lean and hungry? 'Them' being 'men'.
Oh, and Thron. Don't be silly, now. You know as well as we do after a couple of days ingratiating new job behaviour you'll be posting on here again, detailing your unpleasant new colleagues.
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HOW HAVE YOU ALL NOT DIED OF STARVATION????
Weekday: First Breakfast: Smoothie Second Breakfast: Porridge 11am: Yogurt Lunchtime: Sainsburys BGY meal 4pm: Yogurt or biscuits 7:30pm: main meal with wine and usually a dessert 10:00pm: tea with biscuits or chocolate Weekend: Biscuits, crisps, Mcdonalds, toast, bacon, wine at various times and in various amounts
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quote:Originally posted by herbs: Oh, and Thron. Don't be silly, now. You know as well as we do after a couple of days ingratiating new job behaviour you'll be posting on here again, detailing your unpleasant new colleagues.
You reckon? Look what happened to Octavia. She got a new office job and within a fortnight IT blocked her access to TMO. Savages.
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quote:Originally posted by herbs: VOP - by 'what about the girls', did you want a detailed breakdown of our diets, or a view of whether we like 'em with a bit of meat on their bones, or lean and hungry? 'Them' being 'men'.
Well, all this started off with Prof-Kov's determination as to TMO's most-wanted. Not a pair of shoulders or an arse between em. 'Tis my assertion that a man shouldn't be starving himself to look like a anorexic bird.
See, Errbs, I reckon many women have bought into this skinny bitch myth cus they thinks men like it. Not me, I like curves, boobs and buttox. When Cosmo or Vogue sat down to reinvent the ideal woman did anyone ask me ? Did they fuck. Did they ask any fathers, builders, Sun-readers and general ordinary folk ? No, they asked some gay fashion designers what an ideal woman should look like so it shouldn't be a shock if their ideal woman looks like a 12 year old boy. And now it looks like blokes are starting to do starvation and you've got a chance here to save one of these ladyboys - tell them what you really like or they'll be sicking themselves into an early grave.
lunch: today is brown rice,pinto beans, black eyed peas, chickpeas + pork with tomatoes, onions, mushrooms, garlic and chili peppers. i forgot my apple though.
dinner: possibly a cheese sandwich. with my forgotten apple.
some thursdays (apart from today) either a bagel or a donut thanks to donut/bagel thursday. this is about normal for diet. plus i have fruit during the day too. though i'm still a fat biffer.
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does mcd's do the idents with different people singing (ie other than JT)? we've got one with a woman doing badu-ism/ sarah jones/ generic political black femal flow about how good her salad is. it makes me :astro:
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quote:Originally posted by doc d: we've got one with a woman doing badu-ism/ sarah jones/ generic political black femal flow about how good her salad is.
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quote:Originally posted by doc d: we've got one with a woman doing badu-ism/ sarah jones/ generic political black femal flow about how good her salad is.
Does she look like she's convincingly "lovin' it" ?
no. she's black. we don't see her on tv. cuh. its enough that she's representing all of her kinfolk on tv. we don't need to see her as well.
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quote:Originally posted by Abby: I’m all in favour of emaciated men... jutting collar bones, pointy hips...yumsies.
Yeah, I thought I had a winning argument there and then I showed it to Mrs Online Persona and she's admitted to a perchant for the lean look too. The bitch. She underlined it with 'but you don't need to diet though', said with the turn of the head and the u-fat-fuck smile all over her face. So I said 'I was lying about loving curves, I like an arse you don't have to shovel into heavy duty scaffolding pants to fit into your jeans'. And now we're not talking.
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I don't particularly fancy skinny/slim men, all the men I've ever been out with think a loaf of bread is a light mid-morning snack.
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Aesthetically speaking I like the slimmer gentleman, but when it comes to lovin', i don't want to be next to someone who makes me look fat. Or greedy. Hence Chazzer K.
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quote:Originally posted by herbs: So far, the evidence seems to point to
boys = scared of kitchen, Lady Di-style bulimics girlz = vast appetites, ruddy-faced healthy glow
I think you may have hit the nail on the head there. And until Kovacs jumps in to say he was only joking about his "some of the best looking" remark I shall have to assume this was based on the world's least fun meet. The one where all the guys shared half a biscuit, got a bit tetchy after six cups of sweet coffee and couldn't quite talk through sucked in cheeks.... but by the end, by god, they'd got the good-looking rankings sorted.
Warning... female diet follows. Some readers may be offended by the presence of multiple food groups and between-meals snacking.
Breakfast - cup of tea, apple
Lunch - Carton of tomato and chickpea soup, cereal bar (it was Gillian McKeith "Vitamin C" bar. Don't bother, overpriced)
Tea - Mackerel, fresh ratatouille (courgette, pepper, tomato, garlic), hummous, wholemeal pitta bread. Some Green and Blacks to follow. Quite possibly a couple of apples if I feel like it.
All of the above supplemented with about three cups of coffee, three more of chammomile tea and a couple of doses of effervescent echinacea for urgh reasons. If I go to the gym there'll probably be a large packet of nuts or the like on the way home....
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I favour tall and slim but if shorter then chunkier is the way to go. I had this exact conversation with my friend the other night and it's all to do with them being a man and making you feel like a lady. Size -> bigger - man - macho - dominant etc You don't want to be lying there feeling like a giant heffer next to some tiny skinny boy, it really harshes the boner. So their size needs to be proportional to yours. However you don't wanna go too far the other way. I can do man-tummy - actively enjoy man-tummy - but recent forays have revealed that I really really can't do man-boobs. Especially not if man-with-boobs has a nipple-play thing going on. Dude, if I wanna suck on some tittie I'll get myself a ladyfriend, ya dig? Cuh! :rollingeyes:
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