Have a go at typing more than 3 characters. You could even start a thread. It could be about anything you want. Biscuits is a popular topic. Maybe you could branch it out to include cheese.
quote:Originally posted by squeegy: Ralph! Here are your last 3 posts:
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Have a go at typing more than 3 characters. You could even start a thread. It could be about anything you want. Biscuits is popular. Maybe you could branch it out to include cheese.
Just a thought...
He can't help it... He's a yank
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quote:Originally posted by squeegy: Ralph! Here are your last 3 posts:
'lol' '...' ' '
Have a go at typing more than 3 characters. ETA for a bit of clarity
In all fairness to me, the ... post originally contained more than 3 characters prior to me editing it out. Should I go back and add another .?
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quote:Originally posted by jonesy999: The cat reference is to one of TMO's most famous and controversial threads. I believe you are a cat lover, OJ, (and a good person) so I better not tell you about it.
It wouldn't reflect well on some of us.
No, you'd better not tell me. Having fluffy pets has the same effect on a sense of humour as having children. But without stretch marks, haemorrhoids or one of those wanky, all terrain buggies and an SUV.
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quote:Originally posted by OJ: No, you'd better not tell me. Having fluffy pets has the same effect on a sense of humour as having children.
I've just been looking for the thread in question, and it's gone. That's a damn shame. It was one of my favourites. At least two people admitted to crying because of it (one of them was herbs, I believe. Can't remember the other one). It was good though - had some proper laugh out loud moments on it. It basically hinged on a poster for a lost cat. Kovacs posted the poorly spelt flyer on here, complete with phoen number, as I recall. Hilarity ensued.
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You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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quote:Originally posted by jonesy999: The cat reference is to one of TMO's most famous and controversial threads. I believe you are a cat lover, OJ, (and a good person) so I better not tell you about it.
It wouldn't reflect well on some of us.
No, you'd better not tell me. Having fluffy pets has the same effect on a sense of humour as having children. But without stretch marks, haemorrhoids or one of those wanky, all terrain buggies and an SUV.
Hey i have child and I have none of those things. Not even haemorrhoids! *touches wood* Go ME!
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quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: [QUOTE] Hilarity ensued.
Oh how spiffing! Did you have lashings of ginger pop and some of Aunt Bessies rock cakes? Do tell.
No, see, you've fucked it up. The phrase "Hilarity Ensued" is most visible in copy advertising for comedy films and TV shows. Maybe you've seen sentences containing phrases like "With hilarious consquences!", "The ensuing Hilarity!", etc. In this case, thorn is using it in both a genuine and sarcastic manner, because the incident in question brought about mixed reactions. For some it was funny, but for others, upsetting. He is also riffing on the idea that this incident represented an "episode", thereby reflecting on the way in which a bulletin board often takes cues from a TV show, with characters, plot lines, etc. Do you see, Gods Plumber? If you do, you can probably see how your following comment just makes it look like you didn't understand - oh dear!
quote:Originally posted by kovacs: Wasn't it something about the cat being "timide"?
YES!
And wasn't somebody really pissed with you for posting someone else's number on the internet?
Wasn't that when I pretended to be a young girl on a chatroom and then pasted in the transcript of a chat I endured with some predatory nonce, including his phone number and address, with the suggestion that it would make a good t-shirt.
quote:Originally posted by kovacs: Wasn't that when I pretended to be a young girl on a chatroom and then pasted in the transcript of a chat I endured with some predatory nonce, including his phone number and address, with the suggestion that it would make a good t-shirt.
I dont remember that. It probably would have made a good t-shirt. Thorn will remember.
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: Do you see, Gods Plumber? If you do, you can probably see how your following comment just makes it look like you didn't understand - oh dear!
No I don't see. What was there not to understand? What do you thnk my communication was intended to do? And why should it be "oh, dear"?
That my prose doesn't meet the TMO standards? That you might no like me? No. I just thought that post was shit. Crap. Utter bollox. And I though I'd let you know...don't get soooo excited dear.
Mwuhaha....mwuhaha....trust me, I hit bullseye every time. Or your money back.
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quote:Originally posted by jonesy999: The cat reference is to one of TMO's most famous and controversial threads. I believe you are a cat lover, OJ, (and a good person) so I better not tell you about it.
It wouldn't reflect well on some of us.
No, you'd better not tell me. Having fluffy pets has the same effect on a sense of humour as having children. But without stretch marks, haemorrhoids or one of those wanky, all terrain buggies and an SUV.
Hey i have child and I have none of those things. Not even haemorrhoids! *touches wood* Go ME!
Yes, way to go you! Have you just changed your name from I Am Not and was that anything to do with the acronym IAN?
quote:Originally posted by Gods Plumber: Apart from ralph, of course. Whom I love very much...mainly through the medium of mime.
I hate everybody else though.
Ya know, you could say it once and a while without me prompting you first.
Nag. Nag. Nag. That's all you do. I come in from work, tired and exhausted, and you start...I do love you, I'm always telling you I love you...what more can I do? I even put the toilet seat down for you dammit.
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quote:Originally posted by Gods Plumber: Nag. Nag. Nag. That's all you do. I come in from work, tired and exhausted, and you start...I do love you, I'm always telling you I love you...what more can I do? I even put the toilet seat down for you dammit.
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