apparently one of the findings of this programme was that men actually prefer sausages to women. i dont have access to the statistics, im afraid, because i doubt that there are any statistics, because its a stupid programme about comfort food, where i bet they didnt even have a box for 'do you know what? i think i like both equally, because they are so great'. nor one for 'I AM A VEGAN POOVE.' thus skewing the results. and so those being questioned were forced to make a choice, as if at gunpoint. but you know, its an intriguing concept. do men really prefer sausages to women?
MEN. WHICH DO YOU PREFER. SAUSAGES OR WOMEN
i am not a man. i cannot answer. even if the question was open to wumminz, i would pretend i could not answer, because ive never met a sauasage i didnt like.
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I have a lovely Delia recipe for venison sausages in mustard which is miles better than any woman in mustard sauce. Personally I like me wimmen drizzled in honey but hay ho, like sossies, the trick is not to prick them until they've been well done on one side.
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I would need more information before deciding. For example, are they pork sausages or beef? Or those little chicken chipolatas? Are they tesco value sausages or waitrose cumbrian, free-range, herb enfused middle class sausages*? Do I get to have them with mash? Or even mash and that red onion marmalade.
Actually it doesn't really matter. Women win. Damn them and their cunning womanly ways!!!@!
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I can't answer because I'm a woman (are you letting sausages answer this question though? are you? are you? hmm?)
But as it so happens there was a trayful of cooked sausages (assorted flavours) at work this morning. (It's national sausage day or something it'll be national toilet paper day tomorrow and then they'll be sorry.) A man I work with spent a good few minutes trying to convince me of the many virtues of different varieties, seemingly unable to hear the words "But I don't want a sausage, thank you"
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what the fuck are you talking about? those sausages look so good, im not even looking at the hellion holding them. that mash looks well creamy and soft.
i havent had lunch yet.
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quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: Where can you buy them if not a chip shop ? 've never seen them in Tescos yet they must be available somewhere - I need a dealer man, I need my fix.
That mash looks like a half and half made with spuds and swede, a knob of butter and a couple of spoonfuls of double cream, plenty of black pepper and a pinch of sea salt garnished with a sprig of rosemary.
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quote:Originally posted by dance margarita: those sausages look so good, im not even looking at the hellion holding them.
Her face alone is enough to make me believe that those sausages should be candyfloss pink and straight and that her decaying aura is making them brown and gnarled. Like a creature of supernatural evil would make flowers wither and die in seconds, Mrs Hamilton would make your sausages go rank on the spot. Green eggs and ham? Not before you arrived Christina love.
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That mash looks revolting. Those sausages look like they're alive and making birdnoises, turning their little heads around in anticipation of either being eaten or getting a blowjob.
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Whilst googling sausages, I found a picture of these 'chinese sausages' Presumably they double up as a pair of nunchaku when cooked in case chefs have to kick a complaining customers ass.
quote:Originally posted by dance margarita: MEN. WHICH DO YOU PREFER. SAUSAGES OR WOMEN
Whenever I hear questions like this I wonder what would happen if you took all the nouns in the world/language and paired them against each other. Loads of heats in the first round with people voting for their favourite of two (probably) unrelated things. Like Wimbledon or the World Cup after the group bit. The winner of each round would go on to then next, meeting stiffer and stiffer opposition. Quarter-finals...semi-finals...Final. I wonder what would be the winner. The public's favourite thing. They could have a program about it on Channel 4. Or probably a long and unbearable series of programs. Still, doesn't stop me wondering. On occasion.
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Increasingly, I find myself brooding on the question of why 99.9r% of the havoc and shame in the world is the work of men. Individual acts of violence or repression are usually directed at other men but very often at women and children too. This all being the case, it's probably a good idea to draw up an index of things likely to drive men to evil deeds (alternatively, things most likely to be cited as the excuse or 'reason').
A rough working through of this surely imperative but oddly neglected task reveals that women feature pretty high up in the ranking while sausages barely register at all. Come to think of it, I cannot recall a single case of a sausage being the cause of a blood-feud, much less an instance of a delusional sausage providing an alibi or blow-job for its mass murdering spouse.
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On the surface ben is not wrong, but a sausage is not as homogenous an entity as you might think.(Insert the obvious joke.)
There is a thing called Teh Sausage Continuum and it goes more or less like this: sausage/owner of sausage factory/animals/owner of animals/owner of land on which the animals live under appaling circumstances untill they become part of a sausage/insurance company insuring several things any of the above need insured/utility company/etc.(In countries where they don't use pigs in sausages there's also often the matter of water.) This list can be as diverse and detailed as you like.
My point is that almost any part of teh sausage continuum can be a reason for men to argue, fight, wage war and slay. So ben is still not wrong, but the percentage needs changing.
quote:Originally posted by pettibone: My point is that almost any part of teh sausage continuum can be a reason for men to argue, fight, wage war and slay. So ben is still not wrong, but the percentage needs changing.
So you can relate everything to sausages in the end? Sounds like it could be an idea for a fred the way things are going...
BTW - Did I ever tell you about Lucanian sausages?
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