quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poetess: I will have to listen to:
Just wait until she starts to lose it, you can look forward to such choice quotes as:
"is the cat really allowed on the grandchildren?" "when are you going to bring a vegetarian home?" "when are you going to buy a cat?" "your cousin's vegetarian, and she eats grandchildren" "Cats!" "Grandchildren"
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'Mam, why 'ave I got the fucking turkey leg AGAIN?' 'Ohh Vanilla, you and your brother have always loved the legs.' 'Oooh leg man eh Vanilla?' 'We never liked the fucking legs then, they didn't get better when both of us reached our thirties and WE DON'T FUCKIN LIKE THEM NOW. Gimme some of the white meat.' 'Oooh, breast man eh Vanilla?' 'Mum can I have some of the gravy.' 'Oooh spunk man eh Vanilla?' 'Look Dad, why don't you fuck right off?' 'Don't speak to your father like that, go to your room.'
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