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i am organising secret santa this year, purely as a means of proving that i am more organised, hard- working, popular and more widely- loved on this forum than LONDON, who as we all know, everyone hates with a burning passion akin to a non- specific urethral infucktion.
if you would like someone off tmo to send you a nice presunt, please email your email to me, alice the brilliant secret santa organiser! my email address is aliceFULLSTOProoneyATATATATgmail.com
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Well mebbe you are more harderworking and things but NOBODY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE, dance marga vodka damage! I am a famous.
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But according to the software which marg is using to run this thing, only ME AND HER have signed up for it. That's going to be very secret isn't it. Imagine: Whoo, what did you get AMP? O I got a badge that says 'stop staring at my tits', one of Boy Racer's old t-shirts, and a copy of Bust magazine. WHO COULD THAT BE FROM? I WONDER!!!!! Disco's Secret Santa SUCKS!!!!
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Bah, I would totally do this but the package would have to have left about 3 weeks ago. Is there a time limit? Would it be OK to get a secret easter bunny?
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there is no software! i was too lazy to deal with the software, lol. the only software is me, ans also, a word document. i am cutting and pasteing like a busy little elf as we speak! (not as we speak. but soon)
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10 including me. i dont know who gave people what last year im afraid. here is what i remember: i got from saltrock, i santa'd black mask and uber got from damo. and ringo is not taking part this year, THANK THE BABY JESUS.
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If I get a girl to santa for I'm going to buy her a pair of these really great pants (new) like the ones which I bought on ebay for myself the other day. I think you'd like them Louche. There, is that enough to encourage you to enter?
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Like, um, sort of "boys shorts" / french knicker style in black mesh material with hot pink mesh behind, and pink ribbon tied like a corset-back on the right hand side.
Ummm, that probably doesn't make them sound very nice but they are very nice. I would find a picture but I'm using ghostzilla at work so can't right now.
quote:Originally posted by Uber Trick: If I get a girl to santa for I'm going to buy her a pair of these really great pants (new) like the ones which I bought on ebay for myself the other day. I think you'd like them Louche. There, is that enough to encourage you to enter?
Ech. This sort of thing reminds me what puts me off entering. I know it's only a bit of fun of fun but there's always a chance you might end up with someone with a catastrophic lack of taste, and then you feel horribly guilty when they send you some grotesque shit the dredged up off the internet and paid for using money they scraped together by passing a cap round their friends. Actually that's the kind of thing that makes me uncomfortable about christmas in general.
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Oh Uber! I have got enormous fat and now can only wear huge wobble restraining pants. If I got pants you described I would probably be able to get them up to my knees. This would be a bad thing and might make me weep. But I suppose I could frame them and out them on the wall in the office or something.
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I don't know who santaed me last year but I think it was Black Mask. It was someone who thought I'd like sweets, vodka and psychogeography, amongst other things. They were 2/3 right.
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If you are really so enormous fat Louche you could cut the crotch out and wear them as a fancy garter.
Thron, what is wrong with me saying I would buy someone this really nice thing which I liked so much I had bought for myself? Surely if I was saying "I will buy some old tat from a really shit place and send it" that would make more sense?
When I used to be manager of Knickerbox, about three lifetimes ago, whenever it was sale time we used to be sent the same old stuff year after year because it never sold. We used to call it the "bag of Sale Tat". There were G-strings there that had been doing the rounds since 1980. They used to go for about 50p if I remember correctly. Anyway, that would be a pretty shit thing to buy, not something really nice and cool.
Of course I wouldn't send the pants to just ANYONE, just to someone who I thought would appreciate it, I would tailor the present to the forumite. I'm actually quite good at choosing presents, I've been told. Well, my sister said once that I bought her quite a good thing at least.
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Coming up soon: Uber does "The office Christmas Party" adding alcohol to her heady mix of codeine and cold remedies. Could be interesting. Starts at approximately 5pm today. Don't miss it!
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