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Roy
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quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poetess:
Bev. Hayley. Mandy. Jakki.

I went out with a girl with called Jakki and she was a right slut.

With everyone else.

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Dr. Benway

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Oh, Roy [Frown]

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"
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Trampo gets this:

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I guess she wins.

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Roy
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For about three months after we split up, I kept finding out about more and more people that she slutted with. It was like "Could you sign for this please, mate. Oh, didn't you go out with that Jakki? Right slut she was."
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jonesy999

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Charlotte not only sounds like harlot but it is also the name of a lot of sluts. I think it wins.

[ 31.01.2006, 10:38: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]

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squeegy
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quote:
Originally posted by jonesy999:
Bev really is. I mean, Bev will do anything. Hands up who wants a go on Bev.

Its funny you posted that because I was about to do the same (stupid boss making me work [Mad] [Mad] ). Never met a Bev that wasn't a slapper.

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Roy
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Charlotte sounds slutty/nice.

"Take it, Charlotte, take it all, you bitch."

Then she would go downstairs and bake you a cake. Or something.

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Dr. Benway

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lol, it's true.

But where do these come from?

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jonesy999

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quote:
Originally posted by Roy:
Charlotte sounds slutty/nice.

"Take it, Charlotte, take it all, you bitch."

Then she would go downstairs and bake you a cake. Or something.

Close. Actually, Charlotte would go 'downstairs' and come up covered in muck you didn't even know was left in your pipe.

[ 31.01.2006, 10:54: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]

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Roy
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Is a posh voice more slutty than a 'common' voice?
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Vogon Poetess

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I think Slutology needs its own the thread.

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What I object to is the colour of some of these wheelie bins and where they are left, in some areas outside all week in the front garden.

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Black Mask

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Gurgling's best. And screaming. Oh, and muffled cries, you know, through a gag.

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vikram

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Ever since reading Bonjour Tristesse, the name Cécile...
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Louche
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What are the anti-slut names? The frigid ones that would never ever put out?
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vikram

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Ruth
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jonesy999

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Amelia, Natasha. Anything ending in an 'a' I reckon.

And Beryl.

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Waynster

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I dunno - that Mutya looks like a right slapper

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jonesy999

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quote:
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Ruth

What! This is way off the mark! It's no accident that Ruth sounds like 'Filth'. Ruth is a slut. I mean, man, she really is.
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Roy
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Geraldine.
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vikram

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quote:
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Amelia

fnhghh
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Black Mask

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Consumpta

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Thorn Davis

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I hate this name association crap. It always contradicts my own experience, and also, whenever it comes up on handbag, people always end up slagging opff the name Ian. Like, "Ian can never be sexy" "Lol, it's so true!" when the truth is that if I went to town on them, like really laid down the pipe full strength, then it would completely destroy them, physically and emotionally.

eta: That's not a boast - that's a biological fact.

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vikram

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quote:
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What! This is way off the mark! It's no accident that Ruth sounds like 'Filth'. Ruth is a slut. I mean, man, she really is.

Ni way dude. The girl I've had a crush on for liek six years (she's perfecr. smart, sweet, pretty like a twelve year old boy, plays violin), her name's Ruth and she's not a slut at all! She poos only diamond and smells of butterscotch. i luv her.
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Vogon Poetess

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Oi, I made you your very own SlagThread! Look at you, whoring your crusty bits all over Darryn's plea for help. You make me sick.

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What I object to is the colour of some of these wheelie bins and where they are left, in some areas outside all week in the front garden.

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Black Mask

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quote:
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The girl I've had a crush on for liek six years (she's perfecr... pretty like a twelve year old boy,

lol(Wonderland Gift Vouchers)

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Thorn Davis

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That makes a lot of sense, I guess. vikram's repeatedly projected his yearnings onto others (kovacs), dug up that kiddie super model website and always goes on about 'falling in love' with girls, but it never really comes to anything because deep down inside they're not what he craves. You don't need a diagram to work it out.
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vikram

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It'd be funny of you made a diagram.
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London

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Actually, I really fancy going to the pub tonight. Is anyone up for it?
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Dr. Benway

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I'm going to a FREE screening at the Tate Modern tonight. Also film fans - Howl's Moving Castle at the Prince Charles on Friday for £1!

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Bandy
Watchoo talkin' 'bout

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I'm going to watch a shy scandinavian with a funny hispanic name play the guitar.

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Shameless Promotion: huddle - online project and document collaboration

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Dr. Benway

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is that...Jose Gonzales?

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London

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I was supposed to be having a, er, practice for thing where you all sing and stuff, but my NEW TOILET exploded, and now nobody wants to come to my new house for the practice. Bastards.
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Dr. Benway

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of SONY TELEVISION fame?

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Bandy
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quote:
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is that...Jose Gonzales?

No you bufoon. Its Ponch el Moncho.

What on earth is funny about 'Jose Gonzales'?

Nothing, that's what. Unless you're a racist.

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Dr. Benway

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those Sony Bravia are pretty good though. Such clarity. So many colours. Is it art...or a television set? DESIRE. LOVE. LIFE.

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