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I'd love to come to the pub London, but I'm seriously cutting back on the booze fun so I don't die too soon from an exploding heart. This is depressing, as is all the fucking oily fish I'm having to eat, I used to like oily fish.
Also if you want to witness someone suffering London try being told that (on top of having hereditarily high cholesterol and that unless you want a heart bomb, the party's over pal) you need to wear a small reverse hoover attached to your nose for the rest of your (un)waking life, or until they come up with a better idea.
Damn it's sexy.
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i might quit drinking for february. then i will go mad and write questionable stories about benway and girls what are pretty like twelve yuear old boys. it will be teh funny.
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I don't reccomend red wine. It was lunchtime today when I realised I had my jumper on inside out. That is what you get from red wine!
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quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: right now, he's probably running around the woods without his trousers on, guzzling meths and trying to mate with bears.
If I was to do that, and I happened upon another tonwsperson in the woods, the response I would receive would more than likely be Hey ralph...cold enuf for ya?
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More likely than Hey ralph... put that bottle down man, are you crazy? And where are your trousers, you'll catch your death...? Don't these people care?
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quote:Originally posted by Skalski: More likely than Hey ralph... put that bottle down man, are you crazy? And where are your trousers, you'll catch your death...? Don't these people care?
They care. They're also not easily rattled by the sight of a semi-nude man taking a winters' romp through the woods. The things I've seen since moving here.....
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If its any consolation, the gentleman to the left of all my posts has just announced he is also on a booze free diet for february, so we have some famous company.
quote:Originally posted by Waynster: BR - you got sleep Apnea - they reckon I have that as well (I snore like a banshee wails apparently)
I've got Obstructive Sleep Apnoea.
According to the lads at the Sleep Unit my apnoea is mild, but I was having an apnoea "incident" about every three minutes, which meant that my body was waking up my brain every three minutes and I was never getting a proper night's sleep. Ever. For fucking years. Which goes some way to explaining why I've been low-level knackered for about five years.
The reverse hoover/nose snorkel device is a CPAP (Continuous Positive Airway Pressure) Machine what I have to wear at night in order to keep my airway open and stop the apnoeas. Obviously it's not deeply alluring (unless I find a lady with a snorkel fetish, and I assume neither was my snoring/apnoeas) and is taking some getting used to, but if it works, it works.
Weight loss and singing lessons also advised.
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