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That's a different Vikram. Me, I am Vikram Chatwal.
i wish.
A cursory glance of its website reveals the movie to be Fight Club only in name. It features a fight club yes, but else is a standard homoerotic buddies vs ganstas movie masala bollyromp.
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quote: An exciting journey is accelerated when Vicky stumbles upon the design of Fight Club. A club which gives people platform to score with their enemies in an atmosphere of fun, action, and excitement
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There are some great comments on that fight club site
quote: they will remake DONNIE DARKO, NAPOLEON DYNAMITE and every Tim Burton movie next. The little emo bitches whould cry until their wrists rupture.
quote:This argument is great, so multi-layered...
Elitists being condescended to by other elitists who themselves are blinded to their own elitist attitudes.
quote:wow your all idiots.
quote:As a female, I had absolutely NO interest in Fight Club, nor any other movie who's sole purpose in life is provide an excuse ("political message" or otherwise) to watch some guys beating the crap out of each other.
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A whos who in the sexiness stakes on TMO according to Kira...
The Girls
Amy
I wasnt posting at the same time as Amy but I used to like her posts as a viewpoint from the US. I liked her photography (also at the risk of sounding a bit gay...her haircolour in a particular meat pic is ace and red heads aresexy...plus the glasses too...)so yeah I think Amy gets my first vote.
VP
I would like to say that VP (based on what I read her as and from quite a brief meeting at myfirsteverTMOmeet™) is classically british. Sounds like she lives in a big country house in hampshire with her horses and hounds and probably a fit young stablehand in the stables...
May I just re-iterate Thorns point that its quite hard to big up a fellow forite in terms of sexiness?
I wonder if its harder for people who know each other really well in comparison to a relative newcomer to the boards?
I think this is nearly my longest ever thread ever...anyway onto the boys...
Ringo
Definately an obvious choice from me. Ringo writes sexy fo' sure. Before we even spoke I had an attraction to him. His posts in the past had given me the impression that he is one of the most intelligent and articulate people I know of his age. Meeting him just confirmed this...
my second choice was more difficult...
so many contenders
Darryn
I havent met Darryn but in my minds eye; he is a kindof cross between Sawyer from Lost and someone like Noah Wylie
He has this kind of calmness to his posts and I've always found him to be a welcoming presence to all posters new or old so that makes him sexy.
anyway enough from me, heres hoping none of the above offends anyone...
Happy weekend TMO x
The author wishes to point out that these results are only accurate at the time of posting and may be liable to change at any time...
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Woo, a vote for me, you know it makes sense, though I look more like a homeless according to Bandy..
I was going to vote Kira for the girls (Before she gave me a vote - just to make that clear) because I do find her sexy, she's just the right mix of smart and silly with a dash of confused thrown in for good measure..
For the lads I have to give it to NWOD, with long hair and no beard he's pretty and with short hair and beard he's indie rugged.. If I were a lady he'd prolly make me moist..
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I'd vote for Kira actually. She just seems really nice. Only a weirdo wouldn't like Kira. Or one of Ringo's stalkers. Or evil girl classmates. Basically, only people that should be killed don't like Kira. Everyone else - what's not to like? And she has lovely hair from the one photo I saw of her. I'm especially into hair, for various freudian reasons, so that's a dubious bonus.
Scrawny, and not just cuz she's hot. She gave me advice back when I was looking for a media job and more recently when I wondered about quitting the MA. I have no rapport with her or anything, but have always thought her really smart and cool and have always valued her opinion, even if she has sold her soul to sony. Soon teh Scrawny will take over the world and I reckon I'd thrive in the atomised hyperglobalised deconstructed post-modern medicated dystopia that she will inevitably create. So really, a vote for Scrawny is a vote for me.
Would also like to play the Hilton game with Uber. Where is she anyway?
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I feel quite touched. Moved even. I don't really think of myself as sexy. Reasonably attractive yes, but I've never felt entirely comfortable with myself. It's reassuring that someone still finds me sexy even after seeing me naked.
Anyway, I suppose I should choose some people. Seeing as I like to think of myself as a gentleman, I'll let the ladies go first.
Let's go with the obvious one: Kira
It's quite hard to quantify exactly what it is I find sexy about Kira. A lot of it comes from how she makes me feel when she's around. Because she's so down to earth and intelligent without being judgemental, from the moment I met her I felt pretty much at ease simply to be myself.
Also - she has a cracking rack and a rear to match, and a pair of beautiful eyes which look positively breathtaking when they're pointed towards me.
Second choice is harder. There's a lot of talent on this site and I'm not talking about the writing. But the other sexy lady I'll be choosing is someone I've never actually met and only seen a few small pictures of. She's one of the few posters that seems to have been around since the dawn of the forum, and from the outset I found her fascinating. Understated intelligence, a great sense of humour, and always in a playful mood.
Accept no substitutes, it's teh h1ppy
Now onto the chaps.
Obviously, I'm not gay, and I'm completely at ease with that, so it doesn't concern me that my first choice likes his toast buttered on the wrong side. He lives in the arsehole of nowhere, and the snowiest city in Britain. Tragically, he and I have never had the chance to meet face to face, but I've probably clocked up the greatest MSN mileage with this fella, out of all the people I know. My fondest memories though will be of wasting countless evenings sat chatting on ICQ about random garbage and cod philosophical nonsense. He's painfully intelligent and writes like nobody else on this site. If he were a cartoon character he'd be a gay, scotch Charlie Brown. And I mean that in a good way.
Tis Macandrew of course.
The final sexy person on my list is someone I have met. In fact I'm pretty sure he was at the first meet I ever went to, and if I remember correctly we ended up comparing out nipples. His were freakishly small, while mine are freakishly large. For this reason alone, that chisky cunry Darin is my second man-choice.
Sorry about any bad grammar or typos. I can't be bothered to spell check or proof read.
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Well, it's all pretty exciting so far. Can anyone else pick their girlfriend as sexiest poster and have that vote reciprocated. Or would such testimonies perhaps be better written in what normal folk call... a "Valentine's Day Card".
I would vote for Bailey as she is a radiant girl, but as she never posts I can't really justify it: instead I will have to back Ben's vote for Vogon Poetess.
Why Vogon Poetess. Other girls on this board, in fact a startling number of girls on this board, are both pretty and intelligent. What does the VP "brand" embody that makes married men simper when she speaks to them, and churn sourly when they hear she's getting "cock". (paraphrase, Ben's private p-mail, 10 Feb 2006) What makes Vogon Poetess coldly sparkle like Jadis of Narnia is the refreshing quality that makes her TMO anti-matter and antidote: her frigidity, her aloofness, her disdain for the forum's incestuous cross-pollenisation, her immunity to the charms of every TMO fellow. More than one handsome chap from this board has confided to me "tried that one... got knocked back", and been answered with rueful nods from another eligible "face" across the table. Her currency is unattainability.
Geezers: unlikely but entirely fitting, my choice unites VP with the only man who has (he claims) rammed her ice-crusted gates. Thorn Davis shruggingly laughs off photographs that make him look like the spawn of Bart Simpson and Joey Deacon, because he knows he has a mysterious, unassailable charisma in person; a power that effortlessly, enigmatically wins him the intimate favours of board "hotties". OK so we only have his word for VP; so Rose Davis was a mentallist with only her remarkable stomach to recommend her; so Octavia barely counts as a TMO regular; but still, Thorn's record for actual relationships with fit birds, rather than just lucky post-meet shags and flukey flings, is surely unparalleled.
Some contributors who talk the talk online disappoint in real life; Thorn isn't fronting or projecting some wishdream persona. He has the kind of confident charm that allows him to make you feel good, that lets him pretend he's mistaken to save your pride. He could be a matinee hero and he's choosing to play self-deprecating, fast-talking slapstick: the closest we have here to Cary Grant.
quote:Originally posted by vikram: Would also like to play the Hilton game with Uber. Where is she anyway?
Working lots of jobs. Doing a degree. Bought a flat. Busy, y'know. The usual shit. * The Hilton Game. Also, see P.1 for classic Fionnula. That dost make my heart beat and make me feel like I could, I would, I should.
I'm still considering my response to this thread. Re-reading old threads, discovering old fancies and new lusts is making this harder. There is the obvious, the hads, the would-haves, but who are the true... ? I'm still working on it. When's the deadline ben?
<aside> Vikram My sister has announced that we must have you over for dinner to the new pad soon. Only visionaries allowed. Bring 3D glasses and wine. </aside>
quote:Originally posted by Uber Trick: Vikram My sister has announced that we must have you over for dinner to the new pad soon. Only visionaries allowed. Bring 3D glasses and wine.
I have a couple of bottles of Tescos Finest Shiraz and Mean Girls DVD on standby, for this very event.
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Hmm, I'd have to vote NWOD [for his looking a lot like Seth Green of late] and Physic [for climbing up mountains and playing badminton in a frock].
For the gurls, VP [it's the horse thing] and, um, not sure who else really - probably Abby because of the description of her leather trousers at the first meet she went to. Sounded sexy enough to me.
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quote:Originally posted by kovacs: Can anyone else pick their girlfriend as sexiest poster and have that vote reciprocated. Or would such testimonies perhaps be better written in what normal folk call... a "Valentine's Day Card".
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Wouldn't you think it was missing the point a bit if Thorn had posted a romantic tribute to Octavia on here, followed by her returning the compliment; and if I'd then proposed "of course Modge must come first in my list", with a sickly paragraph describing her, topped with a reply from Modge about how wonderful I am?
quote:Originally posted by kovacs: Her currency is unattainability.
Seemingly, 11 hours of drinking and backing a 16-1 winner is all it took.
Not sure about Thorn as Cary Grant. He doesn't have good enough suits.
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quote:Originally posted by Abby: I have never worn leather trousers.
Really? I was sure I remembered a description of you at the first meat that you went to. Ah well, you can keep my vote anyway because in my head it was you and you were hotttt.
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quote:Originally posted by Abby: I have never worn leather trousers.
I have a set of bike leathers that sadly fit me no more - the leather trousers are way too tight - however my diet is working as this morning I got into my old 30" waist jeans - you've just reminded me of the biker trousers and given me a great new target to aim for!
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Excellent. Abby edges forward in the female nominations.
Ringo, I'm afraid I have to drop you from my nominations for your cynical vote-rigging scam with Kira. I'm ashamed for you both. Kovacs's Thorn argument has convinced me - my Ringo vote therefore transfers to the Boner-Thwacker.
**STOP PRESS**
We need more votes and nominations from female posters! It paynes me to see so many prominent names have not yet spoken.
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