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Sidney
Her Glorious Reneging Brumness
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For your birthday my love, I have a few of your favourite things

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They give you a pen as fat as a modest cock and you're expected to dab it on the page, as though you were mopping the dregs of an afternoon Tommy.

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Darryn.R
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Many happy returns J999, hope it's a good one

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my own brother a god dam shit sucking vampire!!! you wait till mum finds out buddy!


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Black Mask

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Happy Brithday, jonesy.

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New Way Of Decay

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*looks up* Is it Jonesy's birthday?

Happy Birthday Jonesy!

*turns head to one side*

*looks back* A picture eh? Course I can mate anything for you, birthday boy.

This dog is called Jonesy as well:
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His full name is Jonesy McWoofinson and he plays in a Marilyn Manson tribute band on weekends.

This band Jonesy will be happy to play some covers for you!

*face falls*

*goes back to feeling like death*

[ 15.07.2006, 13:20: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]

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BUY A TICKET AND WATCH SOME METAL

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Physic
Digital PIMP !
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Happy birthday Jonesy, hope you get good presents, drink lots and all that type of birthday malarkey.

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Waynster

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I am dedicating my first ever loaf of bread I am baking to you Mr J.

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Happy Birthday Jonesy!

UPDATE:

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[ 15.07.2006, 17:05: Message edited by: Waynster ]

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Noli nothis permittere te terere

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Louche
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Oh! Happy Birthday Jonesy. Shall I tell you I love you again?
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MiscellaneousFiles

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Happy Birthday Jonesy.

*whispers* how old is he?

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froopyscot
nibbled to death by an okapi
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Happy happy b'day Jonesy.

Waynster, why does your bread appear to have nipples?

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Physic
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quote:
Originally posted by froopyscot:
Happy happy b'day Jonesy.

Waynster, why does your bread appear to have nipples?

Lol, booby bread, I reckon there'd be a market for that..
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New Way Of Decay

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*lolsome jape about evenly spreading butter between two baps*

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dance margarita
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dear jonesy,

i greet you! just imagine me in this (highly unseasonal) photo thrusting a shiny ribbony parcel towards you slightly sheepishly. i do not know what is in the parcel, it is up to you to decide. just as long as the parcel contains that which you wish for most in the world! (bearing in mind that eamonn holmes' untimely death in a hideous paragliding accident might, even as a hypothetical concept, prove somewhat tricky to wrap.)

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dance margarita
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friggin miguel! we dont need no stinkin red crosses! its a picture of me in the elf costume.

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herbs

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Happy birthday, Joan C.

Ain't you something.

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"
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Thanks TMO. I am 34 now. It doesn't feel too strange. Slightly numb now. Thank you for your birthday wishes. Last night I ate a big birthday dish of Dover sole. Once I'd eaten it I was presented with a bonus gift - a fishbone like Top Cat or other cartoon animals might enjoy. Brilliant. So, all in all, a great birthday. Thank you for this thread.
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jonesy999

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Also Waynster's first ever loaf of bread looks like Jabba the Hutt.

Which can only be a good thing.

[ 16.07.2006, 16:04: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]

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herbs

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Where the frigging tits is everyone? Quite apart from the need for more birthday wishes to Mr 999, it's a hot day when little work will be done, so TMO needs to teem with life.
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Zygote
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quote:
Originally posted by herbs:
Where the frigging tits is everyone? Quite apart from the need for more birthday wishes to Mr 999, it's a hot day when little work will be done, so TMO needs to teem with life.

Still feeling the effects of a weekend in Blackpool. Already had two blazing arguments with clients on the telephone today, so I'm in a pretty foul, uninspired mood currently.

HB Jonesy.

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Boy Racer
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Hope it was good Jones.

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vikram

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happy birthday jonesy, enjoy it whilst you can.

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Dr. Benway

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Remember jonesy, you're actually 35. Do the 'math'.

Happy birthday anyway! [Smile]

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Amy
Transatlantic temptress
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Happy birthday Jonesy!
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Bandy
Watchoo talkin' 'bout

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Happy birthday m9.

Expect some Italians to come and sing you happy birthday or something in fucking italian at some point soon.

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You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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Happy belated birthday J man. Sorry I missed it.
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sam
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I am happy to wish a great screen writer a happy birthday. [Wink]

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69 Comeback Elvis
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Happy birthday Jonesy999!
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