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For your birthday my love, I have a few of your favourite things
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i greet you! just imagine me in this (highly unseasonal) photo thrusting a shiny ribbony parcel towards you slightly sheepishly. i do not know what is in the parcel, it is up to you to decide. just as long as the parcel contains that which you wish for most in the world! (bearing in mind that eamonn holmes' untimely death in a hideous paragliding accident might, even as a hypothetical concept, prove somewhat tricky to wrap.)
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Thanks TMO. I am 34 now. It doesn't feel too strange. Slightly numb now. Thank you for your birthday wishes. Last night I ate a big birthday dish of Dover sole. Once I'd eaten it I was presented with a bonus gift - a fishbone like Top Cat or other cartoon animals might enjoy. Brilliant. So, all in all, a great birthday. Thank you for this thread.
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Where the frigging tits is everyone? Quite apart from the need for more birthday wishes to Mr 999, it's a hot day when little work will be done, so TMO needs to teem with life.
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quote:Originally posted by herbs: Where the frigging tits is everyone? Quite apart from the need for more birthday wishes to Mr 999, it's a hot day when little work will be done, so TMO needs to teem with life.
Still feeling the effects of a weekend in Blackpool. Already had two blazing arguments with clients on the telephone today, so I'm in a pretty foul, uninspired mood currently.