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Ooh, here's a tale of woe - my band's about to break up!!!! Point and laugh. Point and laugh. Here's a beautiful shell - LET'S SMASH IT!!!! I fucking love self-destructive crazy people, I really do.
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this is bad news, london. As much as I do battle daily with my desire to destroy everything that is good, your band is not one of the things that should die.
But, if she was crazy enough to kick me out of bed, she's probably capable of anything.
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Ok. We need a songwriter though, as our only talent is singing beautifully while looking older and less attractive than the Pipettes. Can anyone help?
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quote:Originally posted by London: Ok. We need a songwriter though, as our only talent is singing beautifully while looking older and less attractive than the Pipettes. Can anyone help?
Pipettes gig + Water pistols full of sulphuric acid = Problem solved
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You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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Yeh I downloaded their new album after I heard a track on Zane Lowe's show. I think I quite like some of it. I've shunned them in the past. I've got a feeling I'm gonna not like it soon. But you know, you've got to try to make a break from electronica occasionally - right?
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I would like to mutilate certain pram-pushers. Just nipped out to the shop for a soup and a bread roll and this spotty 15 year old slut (probably the sole STD nucleus for the North West) ran her huge, cheap pram straight over my foot, scuffing my freshly-polished leather shoes. She didn't give a fuck. She looked pleased with her efforts. All I was doing was trying to walk. To the shop. I didn't want any mither - I just wanted a fucking soup.
Why couldn't she have shown just a smidgen of courtesy and veered slightly to the left of me as I approached? I do this constantly as it seems to aid successful pavement manoeuvres. It doesn't take a tactical genius to gain a sense of understanding as to which direction other walkers are going to pursue. It is easy. It is natural. Like anal sex.
I can, therefore, conclude that it wasn't her lack of understanding of the above trait that led to this incident. It was sheer, fat-headed rudeness. If I see the scally-slut again, I will shove her pram into the road, punting the baby across to the gutter as it spills out, before kneeing the whore in the chest and removing her tongue with my teeth. Then I would probably employ the services of a decent, hardworking bacterial mouthwash.
quote:Originally posted by not...: Zane Lowe's show.
Jesus Christ, not. Listening to Muse was embarrassing enough.
(I got into them after I heard them playing in the background on Emmerdale.)
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HAHA!
Actually I was on a 2 hour car journey the other day and it seems to be the only time I can actually enjoy guitar/heavy/rocky stuff these days. Zane's show was a kinda godsend as I had all this electronica and folky stuff on the CD player.
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Actually I should probably just shut up...
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Has anyone heard the nnew Slayer album, Christ Illusion? London? Benway? You claim to be interested in music - is this new record any good?
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"Christ Illusion" is a pretty whack name for an album, so I would tentatively suggest that while they're trying to regain the hard edge of their earlier mid eighties work, the album sounds too overproduced and tight to capture their previous grit. It's a passable album, with at least three or four decent tracks, but all too often it sounds like they're the tribute band of their former glory.
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Has anyone heard the nnew Slayer album, Christ Illusion? London? Benway? You claim to be interested in music - is this new record any good?
Reviews say it kicks ass, not actually heard it myself yet as they hadn't added it to Napster as yet last time I checked. Got some stuff to send you that I think you'll like at some point incidentally, when I get around to it.
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I didn't like zygote's post. It seemed like the whole incident could have been zygote's fault as easily as it was the young mother's, and I therefore couldn't justify the shockingly graphic violence towards her in my own mind. Part of me kind of thinks 'good on her, fuck your shoes'. But that's only because I don't fully trust zygote.
Something unpleasant happened to me the other night. I was walking down that road where gilbert and george live at around half ten, between brick lane and, err, the other road where the ten bells is, when a man appeared from the shadow of a doorway and screamed in my face. Then he and his friends laughed at me for appearing shocked / frightened. I pathetically looked at him for a second, quickly trying to make a decision about fighting, and even though I kind of wanted a fight because I was in a bad and angry mood, I just said "yeah mate, that was great, really good. Well done". And walked off. As I walked, I was pretty certain that I heard the word 'bitch' I wish I'd had just launched at him. Even if I'd have got knifed, I just wish I'd punched him.
Anyway, after that Gilbert and George walked down the road, and walked pass me on either side. Gilbert on one, George on the other. I made eye contact with them both, and they just glided past into the rainy night. That was weird.
eta: 'glided' doesn't sound right. It should be 'glode'.
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