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It's not over til it's over. I've still got a few moves up my sleeve. (taking a massive shit; er... that's it I think.)
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Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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I think Thorn's faking it. Like he said he would if he ever did a drug trial.
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quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: (that's it I think.)
No way man, you've still got eradicating every ounce of fluid in your body via your pores, turning up your body temperature twicefold and the hallucinating sound of VPs door slamming in spring reverb as she tries to drown out your tearful, delirious sobs.
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Food poisoning from off chicken is one of the best kinds! If you're lucky, you might be able to spew and have diarrhoea at the same time. This is best achieved in a bathroom which has a toilet within spitting distance of the sink. Or if you really want to let go, just strip off and get in the shower...
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Stomach's starting to feel really heavy and bloated now, and there's a kind of icy sensation spreading across my skin like cracks in glass.
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quote:Originally posted by ralph: My dad's still alive man. .
Hah! See? Precisely my point.
If your point was that you can't die from being poisoned if you don't actually consume any posion.
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My RE teacher at school got food poisoning and was really ill and had to walk with a stick afterwards. I'm not sure how the stick was related, but it was. In some way.
If it makes you feel any better Thorn, I've been doing more blood spitting. I have opted for less red general food products today to lessen the possibility of a repeat of the burgundy sick.
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quote:Originally posted by ralph: My dad's still alive man. I was only kidding.
That's the kind of humor that was on display daily at the 1970s punch-card IT office until the day ralph went one step too far and accidentally on purpose knocked the computer program punch-cards out of his boss' hands. After that sorry day the laughter died.
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: If you're lucky, you might be able to spew and have diarrhoea at the same time. This is best achieved in a bathroom which has a toilet within spitting distance of the sink.
I had this once when working in Scotland, it was like an episode of South Park, sitting venting my colon into the loo whilst puking directly into the bathtab for a good hour..
-------------------- my own brother a god dam shit sucking vampire!!! you wait till mum finds out buddy!
quote:Originally posted by squirrelandgman: Shitting yourslef coming up on a pill is bad isn't it?
Yes, but not nearly as bad as when you've just caned two grams of high voltage coke within half an hour. Even worse when the nearest toilet is already occupied by a similarly-fated liquid shitter. Agony.
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