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Nathan Bleak
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quote:
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
yeah, but also strippers could be a real fucking nightmare, all fucked up with a tortured family history that keeps popping up and making things difficult and awkward. Loads of hassle and crying and reassurance. And you'd never really be sure that they weren't screwing other dudes, or giving dudes blowjobs, coming home, and then getting off with you. I think that there's a high chance of it being a real gyp.

But how would that be any different to going out with any other girl?

[ 31.05.2007, 07:18: Message edited by: Nathan Bleak ]

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Jimmy Big Nuts
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Yeah, I suppose you're right. It's women in general that are the problem isn't it. Good thing there's only one or two left on TMO.
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Tilde
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How weird I was just thinking how male TMO had become recently.
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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it's a sausage fest alright.
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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I could dress up if you guys like? Make myself all pretty?
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Ringo

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God himself couldn't make you pretty, Benway
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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boo -boo -be -doo! MWAH!
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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if you treat me nice I'll give you a sweet!
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Ringo

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Oh awesome, Tomb Raider Anniversary arrived a day early! Yes!
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Nathan Bleak
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quote:
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God himself couldn't make you pretty, Benway

How can you say this?

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Come on in Ringo. I warmed up your side of the bed for you

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Jimmy Big Nuts
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I used to be so beautiful.
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mart
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You should go into politics, Benway. Or teaching.
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mart
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Or accountancy.
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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I'm going to stick with 'posting on an internet chatboard'. I've been doing it professionally for six years now. It's my #1 skill.
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Ringo

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Or mortuaries
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Lickapaw#2
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quote:
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
have you seen that one where the bloke gets his whole head up? lolol nice 1 mate

Ahh, now here we are: that's the position most of our bosses are in most of the time!

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Jimmy Big Nuts
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they have their heads inside your vaginas?
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Lickapaw#2
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Both of them, yes.

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Jimmy Big Nuts
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As a metaphor, does this mean that your bosses...love you..or...I don't know?
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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or do you mean, you're being fucked over, only by their heads, like, really fucked over, more painfully than just normally being fucked over.
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Ringo

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Now that's what I call Giving head

Where is everyone today? I was hoping Jonesy would come back to talk about Big Brother. He's pretty good at that.

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H1ppychick
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i'm here.

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herbs

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I'm here too, though don't have anyone's head up my lady's excuseme.

Where is Joan? He was on a roll, and now he's gone.

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ralph

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I'm here. woo hoo. Let the good times roll!
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mart
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Hi ralph. Are there any sexy politicians in North America, that you know of?
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Nathan Bleak
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quote:
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Where is Joan? He was on a roll, and now he's gone.

According to Benway, Jonesy's gone to the big house. Some sort of tax evasion charge, I think. I wasn't really paying attention.

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ralph

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Hi mart. Democratic Presidential hopeful John Edwards is considered by many to be sexy

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He doesn't do anything for me though.

eta: He's got lovely teeth.

[ 31.05.2007, 10:10: Message edited by: ralph ]

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mart
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Mmmmmm, teeth.
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Abby
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I'm here, but I'm sulking until you ***** respond to my earlier conversational gambit, which can be found in the Team-O recommends thread.
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Abby
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Look at that picture! The eldest daughter is fiddling dad's nipples, and the small boy has his hand up little sister's skirt.

Not the kind of family values that will win many votes I'll warrant...

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doc d
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i was going to recommend the arches.
then i realised that was in glasgow. so i ran out of ideas.

sorry.

i'm here.

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Jimmy Big Nuts
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yeah jonesy's in a bit of trouble at the moment I'm afraid.
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herbs

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Her Majesty's pleasure?
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dance margarita
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re: sexy american politicians- i would totally do stockard channing, but probably not martin sheen. rob lowe yes, the wisecrack-y one who fancies the deaf lady yes, toby no- too bald and angry. ixnay on the angry baldies! i really really like the dippy blonde secretary as a character, but im not sure if i find her doable precisely. CJ hell yes. charlie, probably not, too cleancut.

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Jimmy Big Nuts
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quote:
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Her Majesty's pleasure?

it's complicated. There is a chance of prison though. [Frown]
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