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O pllllleeeease can we do secret santa!!!!! It is so unfair that I missed it last year because, I don't know, I thought it was gay or something. And then I saw Lisa open her presents from Damo, which fucking rocked, like this Jesus Loves You mug and everything, and I thought, this sucks the root that I am not involved please let me be involved next year mummy I am sorry for everything. And now no fucking secret santa! This blows!
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Yeah but right, maybe the reason the scheme was such a roaring success last year was because the organiser was the affable, popular, and yet still neutral Dang 65. If an un-neutral, unpopular poster such as I were to attempt such a feat, I am sure it would fall flat on its ass. That, my friend, is the reason. Nothing to do with not being bothered. Not at all.
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i would like you all to bear in mind that i am so disorganised the last time i tried to put a pair of tights on i ended up wearing an extra pair of socks and some more pants entirely by accident, so you know. but i think i have help from the magickal elves, so i might be able to do it without sending all the presents to ringo. WHICH HE WOULD NOT DESERVE. actually, maybe i will set up a not- secret santa where everyone signs up to send ringo A LUMP OF COAL.
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I am not fishing! I am stating the facts. But if said facts stir a kindly response in your heart, that is very touching.
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I don't do blowjobs for cash, but one time, this man did take me to a stately home for an entire weekend. Does that count?
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quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: I'm actually kind of completely sick of that fucking Pogues song. It seemed to get a lot of fuss because of the bit where she calls him a 'cheap lousy faggot', and - haha! - that's not the kind of thing you normally expect in a christmas song but mostly it's just a lurching, nauseating load of old shit.
Thorn's right. Fairytale has become a real Paul Gambaccini kind of a song - selected by people who recoil from the whole, you know, tackiness of Christmas. Simon Mayo used to play it more or less every day in the run-up to Christmas on 1FM (what Radio One used to call itself).
Personally I can't wait to hear Bathtub Shitter's sure-to-be-classic Brown Santa, the idea of which appeals on many levels.
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Picture the joy on the little kiddies' faces as they raise their sweet voices in a medley of Daddy's Drinking Up Our Christmas and Santa Claus Likes Rich Kids Better.
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