H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby. We all locked in.
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I've had a meander around, lots of lone zombies standing about in a daze in thePeppardville/Tollyton/Randallbank/Heytown sector tonight - in fact quite a profitable evening's slaying.
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Penalties of going seeing Harry Potter: one dead character. Graaagh. Apparently. On the upside, I'll be dreaming of being fucked by the Weasley twins tonight.
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We all prisoners, chickee-baby. We all locked in.
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So, not just me with the Weasley thing then.
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Christ, no. Me and my mate devised ever more louche scenarios, appropriately enough. I think I'd like them to keep the comedy bobble hats on as well.
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We all prisoners, chickee-baby. We all locked in.
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Where's that twincest picture when you need it?
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I've got a video of the milton twins, and while they don't twincest, they come pretty damn close
quote: You've gotta see our nasty videos. We get so crazy together, you won't believe it's really happening. But it is. You'll know it as soon as you start watching our crisp, clear DVD quality videos of us doing all sorts of dirty things to our friends. Exploring our bodies, our freinds bodies and our boy toys too. No one has a twin site like ours. Click the trailer above to find out what we're talking about.
it's true. They do dirty things to their friends. I won't link to their website. What's the point? Instead, why not enjoy a candid picture of me and Mickey T. Shortly after this was taken, there was an electrical fire in the building. This is the last picture of me before my face was disfigured.
what a couple of retards.
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The thing about the Milton twins is that they're just kind of both so disposable teen porn star blonde that even in the stuff where they're fucking their (also disposable teen porn blonde) friends it's almost impossible to tell the difference between the ones who are identical twins and the ones who are the manufactured blonde'n'horny friends of the twins.
If that photo were higher res you'd have a cracking shot of bum cleavage from that girl with the low rise jeans and high rise top. Sorry to hear about the disfigurement, though, Benway. Happens to the best of us. Stop playing with mercury.
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quote:Originally posted by Endemic: The thing about the Milton twins is that they're just kind of both so disposable teen porn star blonde that even in the stuff where they're fucking their (also disposable teen porn blonde) friends it's almost impossible to tell the difference between the ones who are identical twins and the ones who are the manufactured blonde'n'horny friends of the twins.
woah. Are you like, a fan? I mean, this is exactly it. I think that this is the point. It's like squint, and they could be doing each other!.
As for the disfigurement. It's okay.. I wouldn't want to go back! Even though people point and stare, it's given me a whole new perspective on life, and it's actually really liberating. I won't disgust TMO with a picture though.
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How did that work? did she get a man to spunk, and then write with his cock like a pen, or did she have a little pot of spunk that she dipped her finger into?
I only paid about twenty quid for a signed picture of Belladona. Not in spunk though. But it did have a certificate of authenticity. And it was proper, not just like those ones she does at signings. It had a heart, and she did kisses and everything.
quote:Originally posted by Endemic: Does anyone even use the wors spunk anymore? Apart from in an ironic referencing of Neighbours 1992?
yeah, spunk is pretty general. Jizz and spunk. They're kind of neutral. You've got like 'man fat' at one end of the scale, and 'sperm' in the other, so jizz and spunk seem like the obvious choice, eg when you're in a meeting at work and you say: O, I've just realised that there is spunk on my shoes!
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quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: How did that work? did she get a man to spunk, and then write with his cock like a pen, or did she have a little pot of spunk that she dipped her finger into?
She collects it in a jar and adds amino acid for the fluidity so she pleaases her fanbase. It's jism made commercial, the first example of its kind. It will be worth a fortune on eBay in a year, collect it while you can. In a small dusty jamjar. That's the best to ensure longevity.
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Okay Spencer, Alfie and Jake Moon are all within spitting distance of Chaffey Alley PD - in fact Spence I think is already warming his toes by the Radiator inside.
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I just got to Chaffey Alley Police Dept. The doors are only lightly barricaded. I bought my weakest Queer Jew along and he doesn't have barricade. Could someone throw a garden chair up against the wall or something?
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If anyone is in the Havercroft neighbourhood, could they pop into Moseley Plaza Police Dept and kill the lone zed. I beat him down to about 7HP but I'm spent. There are about twenty people sleeping in there and the door is wide open, so barricaders also welcome.
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Also, newsflash, stay the fuck out of Ridley bank: it is alive with the dead.
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You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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quote:Originally posted by squeegy: I just got to Chaffey Alley Police Dept. The doors are only lightly barricaded. I bought my weakest Queer Jew along and he doesn't have barricade. Could someone throw a garden chair up against the wall or something?
I got there with not, saw skeeter moon outside. had a few pops at a Z outside then went inside threw a table on the barricade and fell asleep. - Is pastepot pete in there? I'm sure I recognise that name when I checked the "Wanted... dead" section of our wiki.
Also I walked through Ridleybank and there were Z's everywhere. Made it though unscathed tho.
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Also, I'm starting to think The Legion are a bit thick. They keep banging on about opening a dialogue, but they've had our email address for twenty four hours and not used it. And what's this "we are honoured you've added a public comment section to your wiki page...just like us!!!" shit all about?
H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby. We all locked in.
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Are there any higher skills like 'clairvoyance' or something, where you can search for a player according to their name and the skill will tell you where they are in the city? If not, there should be.
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You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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Well, Pastepot Pete isn't there at the moment, just as well as I only have 1 ap.
The status of Chaffey Alley PD is as follows:
quote:You are inside Chaffey Alley Police Dept. The building has been quite strongly barricaded. Also here are Michellle, Jerry1, Bob Myers, Annika Daylin, Hangfire4671, GodofMONKEYS, Vic Reeves, dexter holland, owssap, acer, Scherezade, Maxiepoos, cad151, paan, SFC B, ChuckyX, Belor Swift, Neil McCauley, Mr Chuckles, Inkorrect, Dooga, Chubbikins, Dono, Boblaw, PowderRFC, Jack Shanks, Bazzle, Jake Moon, Benjamin Vincent, Babyface Jones.
Somebody has spraypainted New Walking Dead At Your Local Comic Book Store onto a wall.
And yeh jones I guess I did nick the idea for the public comment section off of them, so fair play
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