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this season is the first i've watched of BB i'm not finding it very enthralling if anything it's like watching a home video of my family at thanksgiving all it's lacking is additional camo, a few "y'alls" , guns and jim, jack and johnny red
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quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: Turns out Shabba lied about his mental state, that should put the cat amongst the birds at Channel 4 later on this week
Yes, because clearly one would neeever detect the presence of psychological instability in Shahbaz if he didn't tell one directly...
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This'll put a smile on nots face: Lea has spoken candidly about her love for some unusual sexual fetishes.
"Have you ever let a guy piss on you?" Nikki enquired, in the wake of Lea's revelation that she loved giving oral sex to a man when urine was involved.
"Of course I have, and in me," Lea replied, adding: "I've sucked a guy's cock before when it's been up my arse and had jelly on it."
LOL, what flavour jelly ? Strawberry and Poo with 'Dream Topping'
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quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: You philistines, you should've been watching Buster Keaton, instead.
I was, actually. Fucking good. I'm going to get a DVD of that stuff and force my children to watch it.
What bugged me was that Paul Merton kept insinuating that he was the sole keeper of the flame and he had to tour the country making people watch these films and realise what they'd been missing and then kiss his feet.
There must be millions and millions of people that love silent comedy, ffs.
Mind you, it doesn't get on the telly much these days. Used to be shown a lot. Maybe they could consider replacing, say, 20% of the Hitler documentaries with silent comedy. That would be about 40 hours a week, which would be nice.
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It means, 'down by law', it's something to do with knowing all the 'angles' plus having lots of ladies trying to reel you in and catch you – you know, being over-fished.
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Stephen Benway is totally cod Eyes on the prize, sees more than God. Laydeez are baitin’ Girls anticipatin’ From the cradle to the ladle he keeps dem waitin’ This is marmalade tepid.
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I'm Stephen Benway I tell you no lies Don't you bitches expect me to apologise. Ain't nothin' you can ask for is a surprise I'm codder than god and I ain't bitin' Kung foo master, comin' out fightin’ I'm Stepehen Benway More cod than Norway Glib in the crib, you can have it your way. But fuck that jelly that you all seen it on the telly That shit aint sexy, that shit is smelly. So fuck Big Brother And fuck your mother I'm a cod god crib king – super lover. Shits just like that, like Tommy Cooper. Hear this bitches: Benway ain't no 'party pooper'.
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I don't know. Buster Keaton? Ingenious, beautiful and poetic - sure. But funny? Also: Christ, no one does preachy and po-faced quite like a comedian, eh? (Merton, I mean.)
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I used to love the Harold Lloyd silents, on the telly around 6-ish.
make way for Harold Lloyd! da da da da, da da da daa da Harold Lloyd! da da da da, da da da daa da
quote:Originally posted by ben: Buster Keaton? Ingenious, beautiful and poetic - sure. But funny?
Depends if you're into slapstick I suppose. Gags like the canon getting stuck to his foot so it keeps pointing at him as he tries to get away from it... that makes me lol, but probably seems completely lame to a lot of people.
I think it's the same film where Keaton's left alone on the ship and he gets out a pack of cards and starts playing patience. Only it starts raining. I've only seen that scene once, years ago, but the bit where he tries to shuffle the soaking wet cards stuck in my head as a moment of visual comedy genius.
And that lost diving board scene really was brilliant. IMHO.
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That was, actually. It must have been amazing for the restorer who did all that work to find he had something that was genuinely worth the effort.
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Going to the last post, and then scrolling back through the thread looking for the first post I hadn't read, I thought ben's post about "it must have been tremendous for the restorer to find something genuinely worth the effort" related to that pic of Lea. She does look like she's been renovated a few times.
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The public response has been so overwhelmingly against Sezer this week that yesterday one major bookmakers stopped taking bets on if he'd go, only on the percentage margin.
Unfortunately the BB editors did a real hatchet job on Richard in last night's highlights show, so I'd imagine his odds are coming in a bit as well.
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William Hill currently have Sezer's eviction as 1/10, by the way, which is extremely encouraging, but still, please vote!
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I think Richard pulled himself round pretty well (despite the C4 hatchet jobb) by going into the diary room at the end and saying how he "didn't go in the house to be a bully but was now scared he had become one" making him seem like a decent bloke, on the other hand ratboy Sleazer just looked like a **** as usual.
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I notice that a lot of people seem to be coming out in support of Richard and against Sezar.
These two are the obvious alpha males hence the reason why the BB house has split into two camps.
In support of Sezar in the argument that began over the hiding of the alcohol in last nights BB on Channel4. He, I think, justifiably called the other group out on it. Richard tried to divert the topic by bringing up that he had heard Sezar and Imogen bitching about other people. Mikey flipped out and accused him of doing exactly the same and a large argument ensued.
Now during the intial stages of the argument Sezar stayed quiet. Richard, suddenly under a unexpectedly (to him) ferocious attack called Imogen a false, boring, dull person to her face. All of which may be true, but to say it to someones face like that is a pretty cold blooded act IMO. Sezar was the one who pointed out to Richard that he was the one who diverted the argument from the alchol hiding to bitching.
Later we see Richard in the Diary Room crying and saying to BB that he felt that other people should have jumped to his defence. But the thing is he has nominated himself as the spokesperson for that team. The bitching that Mikey, backed up by a reluctant Glyn accused him of wasn't really something which the others (lea, pete, et al) could really deny on his behalf.
Sezar seems, to me at least, to be the most clued up one in there. He's an arrogant jumped up egotistical twat for sure. But, he does stand up to people, he does seem to be fairly rational in arguments.
I think he's going to be voted out tonight but I think it's a shame. I'd rather get Lea out and keep the two Alpha's in. I'm sure it would make for much better viewing.
On the other hand Lea does have massive breasts and tattoed eyebrows which is rad.
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Ah, but according to the oracle of truth - the Barbelith BB thread - the edited highlights don't give a true version of the night. Apparently Team SmugHet went on and on at Richard well before he called Imogen boring and false, or whatever. And it wasn't him that hid the booze, but the ones that did didn't own up.
I just want to see Sleazy's face when his eviction is announced. Smug twat.
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He needs to go, simply for the fact he's so sure that he's safe. If he'd have just kept his mouth shut about that, he'd be ok. He's a twat, sure, but he's a fair twat who seems to understand the bigger picture. Unfortunately he can't shut up about it and needs to be culled.
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not..., the people on Barbelith who watched the argument as it happened live in the early hours of the morning say that Mikey and Imogen were haranguing Richard for more than an hour trying to get him to state what his views were on Imogen. It was hardly an immediate response and was only dragged out of him because the two of them wouldn't leave it alone and went on the attack for a sustained period of time, however the edit job presented an entirely different view of events.
The editors apparently also cut quite a lot of Sezer's aggressive and threatening behaviour towards Richard in the run up to his immediate presence being demanded in the Diary Room by Big Brother in very strong terms, the strongest I've heard them use short of bustling in a bunch of security men a la EmmaVicgate.
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quote:Originally posted by herbs: Ah, but according to the oracle of truth - the Barbelith BB thread - the edited highlights don't give a true version of the night. Apparently Team SmugHet went on and on at Richard well before he called Imogen boring and false, or whatever. And it wasn't him that hid the booze, but the ones that did didn't own up.
I just want to see Sleazy's face when his eviction is announced. Smug twat.
Well that may be so, I can't keep up with the live feed, I'm not that interested.
However I do realise it wasn't him that hid the booze, I believe it was Pete who hid some in the toilet and Lea took some and hid it somewhere. Glyn denied that there was any booze when questioned in the bedroom and Lisa just said that the "hooch" had been confiscated. They were all accessories in the booze hiding. Richard, if anything, didn't seem to hide any, Although he didn't say "hold on guys, what about the others, this is a bit selfish don't you think, huh? guyzzz?".
However he was the first to speak up when questioned by Sezar. As I said, he is the self-nominated leader of that group and he brought that bitching argument upon himself by attempting to divert attention from the booze hiding.
I do think Sezar will be so surprised to be voted out and booed too, I think he honestly believes himself to be safe up against Lea and Richard.
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quote:Originally posted by H1ppychick: not..., the people on Barbelith who watched the argument as it happened live in the early hours of the morning say that Mikey and Imogen were haranguing Richard for more than an hour trying to get him to state what his views were on Imogen. It was hardly an immediate response and was only dragged out of him because the two of them wouldn't leave it alone and went on the attack for a sustained period of time, however the edit job presented an entirely different view of events.
The editors apparently also cut quite a lot of Sezer's aggressive and threatening behaviour towards Richard in the run up to his immediate presence being demanded in the Diary Room by Big Brother in very strong terms, the strongest I've heard them use short of bustling in a bunch of security men a la EmmaVicgate.
Hence the 'hatchet job' epithet above.
eta: herbs got there first and more concisely.
Ah that seems possible. Now you tell me that, it does seem a bit weird for Richard to bring up the "bitching" accusation/diversion so soon in what was a fairly civilised conversation. And the imogen comment too.
Editing... I'm starting to feel sorry for poor Dawn and her hunger stike now.
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i think lea will be left in the house because of the possibility of glyn/lea action sezar seems pretty clued up on things but is, as stated before, smug. plus his removal means imogen is up for grabs although richard is boring as heck, i doubt they remove him this week
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The first time Imogen goes up for eviction, she'll be out, unless she's up against someone who does something monumentally unpopular. She's the quietest and stupidest (if the intelligence tests are anything to go by) house mate. I'm actually surprised that Sezer has much time for her to be honest. I can't see her being the kind of girl he would find that stimulating to be around, as opposed to someone like Grace who, while admittedly is a self absorbed cow, seems able enough to voice her own opinions in a reasonably erudite fashion. Even if 90% of her opinions seem to be somewhat self-centric.
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quote:Originally posted by Grianagh: i think lea will be left in the house because of the possibility of glyn/lea action sezar seems pretty clued up on things but is, as stated before, smug. plus his removal means imogen is up for grabs although richard is boring as heck, i doubt they remove him this week
There's no possibility of Lea/Glyn action except in Glyn head, bless him. Lea seems more interested in Pete action. Ever since he showed his large appendage in the Pool. I think she'd like to have a Jelly and poo flavoured suck on that. If Lisa goes out there could be some kind of action there. But, then again, Lea does seem to have quite a control of herself in that department.
I guess add a few drinks and a session of sexy dares in the pool and it could all get nasty
Also in the geek clothes Glyn looks about 13 years old. LOL.
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