Today I realised that I kind of miss those maps of computer game worlds that magazines used to print as guides. I'm not even that big into computer games, I guess I just kind of feel a bit over whelmed and a little sad that things have moved forward to a place where computer game worlds are too big for this kind of thing? Or maybe computer game magazines stopped interesting me when they stopped printing pages of shoddy programme that you could put into your machine and make your own games?
Anyway, what are you missing today TMO?
[ 20.10.2006, 08:14: Message edited by: Benny the Ball ]
Posted by vikram (Member # 98) on :
quote:Originally posted by Benny the Ball: Anyway, what are you missing today TMO?
Love, having a future, Mysterious Cities of Gold, sherbert, The Face, rubber duckies, Sensation, the Criminal Justic Act, Jason Donovan, red mercury, Brittany Murphy's acting career.
[ 20.10.2006, 08:31: Message edited by: vikram ]
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
The point (as usual).
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
The xmas hamper
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: The xmas hamper
But not your poor nan? That's cold.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: That's cold.
So is poor nan.
[ 20.10.2006, 10:41: Message edited by: ralph ]
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by ralph:
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: That's cold.
So is poor nan.
That's pretty low, ralph. You didn't know her. She was a lovely lady and I loved her very much.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
It's not an insult to say a dead person is dead.
Today I miss the magazine I used to work at. They new how to approach Friday afternoon in the workplace(drunk, childish, shouting). Everyone here's being really industrious and silent. It's embarrassing.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask:
quote:Originally posted by ralph:
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: That's cold.
So is poor nan.
That's pretty low, ralph. You didn't know her. She was a lovely lady and I loved her very much.
I'm sure she was. That doesn't make her dead body any less cold.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Gah! I was hoping for an apology and then I was going to follow through with a taunt. You know, 'Fag!' Something like that...
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Apologize for what? I didn't kill her!
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Says you.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
I'm not saying I wouldn't have killed her if the opportunity had presented itself. But I've never been off the US mainland before, unless you count a handful of ferry trips to Nantuckett.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
quote:Originally posted by ralph: I'm not saying I wouldn't have killed her if the opportunity had presented itself. But I've never been off the US mainland before, unless you count a handful of ferry trips to Nantuckett.
Is Nantuckett still British?
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: Is Nantuckett still British?
No.
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Poor Nantuckett.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
Is Nantuckett sound?
Posted by Jimmy Big Nuts (Member # 895) on :
or safe?
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
quote:Originally posted by Benny the Ball: Anyway, what are you missing today TMO?
Properly functional organs.
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
quote:Originally posted by Boy Racer:
quote:Originally posted by Benny the Ball: Anyway, what are you missing today TMO?
Properly functional organs.
Are you unwell? I am pretty sure you have said something about this before. I hope you are not too ill.
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
No it's ok, his casio is broken. The demo button doesn't work anymore.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
I'm missing my bed, I'm sitting here coughing a nasty dry cough, freezing in a nasty draft and wishing for my bed all warm and toasty instead of sitting here making a huge spreadsheet
[ 23.10.2006, 05:19: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]
Posted by not... (Member # 25) on :
I'm feeling a bit blerugh today. It's like someone's decided to increase the gravity and everything's just that little bit more difficult than it usually is. It's just that monday feeling I guess. Hope everyone else is ok (including BR). I think I need a little pick me up. Like some coffee or something.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
today is rubbish bullshit and totally not at all awesome.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
i am slightly hungover and feel like i didn't get enough, or good enough, sleep. either of these things in isolation wouldn't cause too much difficulty, but they roll together into a big ball of meh.
we've collectively got autumnitis, i reckon. there'll be a surge of enthusiasm and new hope next weekend when the clocks go back and we get both a lie-in and more light when we go to work, but that will be rapidly dispelled when we look out of our office windows at 4.30 and the sun is setting.
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
Warm, fleecy blanket as you work and lots of hot drinks, Darryn. Oh, but you don't work from home any more do you? Would they notice a blanket? Definitely a coffee with a paracetamol not... It sounds like you are coming down with a cold.
I am feeling nauseatingly chipper today. Not my word; my brother and sister called me that this weekend; in disgust, I think.
I am not, you know, gloating or anything.
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
quote:Originally posted by H1ppychick: we've collectively got autumnitis, i reckon. there'll be a surge of enthusiasm and new hope next weekend when the clocks go back and we get both a lie-in and more light when we go to work, but that will be rapidly dispelled when we look out of our office windows at 4.30 and the sun is setting.
I like Autumn. The leaves smell slightly rusty with a hint of bonfires and the air is still crisp and the twigs, when you walk through the woods, still snap in a satifying way beneath your feet and the earth is springy. By November everthing is neavy and gloomy, and the leaves smell musty and the twigs are soggy and give under your shoes and sink slightly like dead things as you step on them, and the air is dank.
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
I am totally flipping out on positive energy today. I'm going to an awards ceremony tomorrow night (which will be awesome, whether we win or not) and have just had a packed, totally excellent weekend. Next week I'm going on holiday to the Canaries so am totally looking forward to practising my Spanish and in the meantime I'm going to keep on cranking out hundreds of words of my book.
I am missing nothing - everything, for once, is absolutely on track.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
i just had a packed, totally excellent weekend too, and now i'm knackered. but hey i'm going to see dara o'briain tonight so that'll be cool.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
I have man-flu. Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Better than man-boobs NWOD.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
I don't know. At least then I could lie in bed and lick my own nipples.
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: I don't know. At least then I could lie in bed and lick my own nipples.
You men.
Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
Do women lie in bed and lick their nipples...?
I wouldn't want to lick mine, too hairy..
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by sam: You men.
I didn't mean to alienate anybody. Here sam, you can play along at home.
Step 1. Blow up the attached Jpeg on the colour photocopier at work.
Step 2. Run home with excitement and anticipation.
Step 3. Cut out the white eyeholes and the surrounding white area around the mask.
Step 4. Staple a piece of elastic to both ears to form a loop around the back of the mask.
Step 5. Prop a full sized mirror against the wall.
Step 6. Lick nipples. Aggressively Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
quote:Originally posted by sam: You men.
I didn't mean to alienate anybody. Here sam, you can play along at home.
Step 1. Blow up the attached Jpeg on the colour photocopier at work.
Step 2. Run home with excitement and anticipation.
Step 3. Cut out the white eyeholes and the surrounding white area around the mask.
Step 4. Staple a piece of elastic to both ears to form a loop around the back of the mask.
Step 5. Prop a full sized mirror against the wall.
Step 6. Lick nipples. Aggressively
TOTAL appreciation! Complete belly-laugh.
Awesome!
(Shh, Darryn. I'm glad I'm not the only one with the same problem.)
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
That's why I said aggressively.
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
There's no hole for the tongue.
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
And you call that a beard? Posted by 69 Comeback Elvis (Member # 9) on :
I'm going to be in the same room as Hippychick tonight. I'll be wearing a pink shirt. I am sitting in seat 41C.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
quote:Originally posted by herbs: There's no hole for the tongue.
That's what my housemate said. I see flapping your tongue about is a ladies thing then. I thought it was an isolated incident.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
i think it's more that nipple-licking is quite difficult without a tonguehole.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
I don't think any of you are getting the part about enthusiasm and aggression.
Posted by H1ppychick (Member # 529) on :
you're just backtracking as a result of your hopelessly flawed proposals.
also: i don't know many women who could (or indeed would particularly want to) lick their own nipples so this whole idea is pretty much a bust (heh!) from the get-go.
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
quote:Originally posted by H1ppychick: also: i don't know many women who could (or indeed would particularly want to) lick their own nipples so this whole idea is pretty much a bust (heh!) from the get-go.
Funnily enough there is an article on my website about this very topic, written by a girl who loves to suck her own nipples!
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
PS - that girl isn't me, by the way.
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
Surely you have to have enormous udders to be able to lick your own nips. I've tried, but can't quite get there.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Sasha, who is both not safe for work and disagrees with you, can lick her nipples and clearly enjoys it.
quote:Originally posted by herbs: I've tried, but can't quite get there.
In your FACE H1ppy.
Nipples in your face.
[ 23.10.2006, 08:00: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]
Posted by London (Member # 29) on :
Since clearly none of you wankers can be arsed to look at my site, I'll excerpt a pertinent paragraph:
The trick for getting them in your gob is to have big nipples but small boobs. The fried egg look does have its advantages, and the further your yolks stick out, the better. As they tend to come in unmatching pairs, you may find one mammary more malleable than the other - Mrs Left has always been my flexible friend. Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
udders?
Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
lol
Posted by sam (Member # 884) on :
quote:Originally posted by London: Since clearly none of you wankers .....
wankers... nipple-lickers. We ain't fussy.
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
I did look, but after I'd posted. Admittedly, not the ideal order. But the idea of little udders and huge nips has disturbed me, and left me with images of walnut whips.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
I use to eat the walnut first to get that bit out of the way. Not much has changed.
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I hope you are not too ill.
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