A great, unsung friend of mine hipped me to this site and I've been reading some of the very entertaining stuff on here, and as like attracts like, thought I would introduce myself.
Hand held up as a multi-media chin-stroking type in the midst of a commission who wants to suck on the marrow of the underbelly of y'all.
The gurgling impasse of writer's block you say? Ohhhh, perceptive buggers aren't you.
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What commission, o mighty media one? Dost thou seek to glean pearls of wisdom from the freely strewn verbage you see before you? How much do you sell said pearls on for? 30p a word? £900 per screened minute? I think we should be told.
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The project sadly drives me out into the piddly-arse rain now; I look forward to reading the burgeoning joyousness that you guys have to hurl at me upon my return later tonight.
Names and pack-drill please.
Introductions are necessary.
Tell all.
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Did Rillion hear his name and reappear under a new guise?
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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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It was more entertaining when it just said 'argh' 'argh' froopy. I imagined you scrawling your final words onto the forum after being stabbed through the throat with some pinking shears.
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quote:Originally posted by herbs: ahMNWG - could you rationalise your use of initial caps? I shall otherwise never be able to take you seriously. Sorry.
Ummm...
Sorry, I can't justify mine folly.
I'm either a Machiavellian genius, a backwards loop of a forgotten ennui landslide, or.. I'm just a twat.
Male. Very.
Hirsute, hypocritical and heading out the door, tell me all you lovely people.
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quote:Originally posted by and his Middle Name Was God: Names and pack-drill please.
Introductions are necessary.
Tell all.
That's not the way it works. You don't just come in here and boss us around. We don't perform for you like monkeys. We are the jaded, the bored, the tired. You are the new member sent in to ruffle feathers, massage feet and egos, and dance like a spinning top. You perform for us. You got it all arse over tit.
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: This is scary, usually people have got a full fat fuck off for posting an introduction. What should we do?
Well, give it to me...
I can take it on the chins, but I'll have to read it when I get back.
Give it yo best swipe.
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Dude! That image isn't terribly work-safe, even using Ghostzilla. I happened to have the window hidden in my Outlook preview pane, and when I moused over it, passing colleages must have thought I'd recieved a hand drawn e-mail from a particularly honest bestiality fan.
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It is clearly Rillion. We don't actually need him to post anything new, as searching through the shite I have on various servers, I found I still have the SilverGinger5 patent applied for Rillionizer!Posts: 4934
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I'm working on it right away!
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