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Author Topic: What's the skinny?
Uber Trick
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quote:
Originally posted by Grianagh:
back off middle. she bites. hard.

I said I was sorry about that G honey. One person's gentle nibbling is anothers hard biting I guess.

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Stefanos
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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Did you find out what priapism is mart?

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[Confused]

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kovacs

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I told you this newbie was rubbish. How many people have we seen making the big flouncy entrance on here with all that "entertain me then, I heard this was a clique of eggheads"? How many of those have actually wound up as well-liked members of the community?

This guy's the Orange Mobile advert -- funny once, thrice is throat-slitting.

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damo
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quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:

This guy's the Orange Mobile advert -- funny once, thrice is throat-slitting.

ouch.
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damo
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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
On purpose, turd sniffer.

Can't see your response for walking home.

Better make it good for my return.

haiku, the weakest form of baiting.
but combining haiku,indifference and an indication that you have better things to do than hang around and trade insults while in your underwear with someone you know only in the ethereal world of the interweb?
even lower...

i used to love you.
but its all over now.

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New Way Of Decay

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While my IP gently weeps. [Frown]

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damo
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you never know a good thing
until you lose it
[Frown]

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New Way Of Decay

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We'll always have dog fuck.

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damo
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[Smile]
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New Way Of Decay

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[troublesomechate] I saw the lomo site. I was supposed to be buying one. I saw one, still in it's box, an original russian....125 sponds. I wanted it. I have a photoshoot on Saturday. Budget is about 10 pouns[/troublesome chate]

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damo
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i'd say ebay but they is still expensive.
do you not know anyone with one?

i'm sure in the landahn there must be loads of lomo-ers.

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New Way Of Decay

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Aye, but I have my trusty SLR. I'm interested in what someone would say to taking a photograph on the underground. I'm using 800 black and white film. Shutter speed and aperture?

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damo
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i have no idea, when i do my stuff with my seagull i wing it.
big aperture, fast shutter get lots of light but frozen movement. sometimes.

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New Way Of Decay

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Are you winging it on your seagull? Apt. Hopefully Waynster will pop in and post something by tommorow lunchtime, or any other aspiring fo to gra fers. This boi needs some sleep, in my bed, now that the bedroom has been painted. :bliss:

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Waynster

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Ask and ye shall receive.....

It really depends what you are trying to capture - mood settings, say if you are doing someones portrait, slightly overexposed with them backed against a wall and an essence of motion blur of passing commuters looks nice....

... or again a slow shutter (1/4" - 1"), medium aperture and you can get interesting shots of the bussle of commuters embarking/disembarking a train - get a little bit of burn through from the lights.

Trouble is my shots tend to be a bit cliched, and I fear a tad unoriginal, so perhaps I am the wrong person to ask. Where's Colenski when you need him?

(Incidentally, if you want to see how sickeningly good he is take a butchers at His site - not suprisingly, the commissions are now coming in)

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New Way Of Decay

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Thanks for that, frustratingly, I cannot get behind the camera so I have to rely on someone else.

quote:
Originally posted by Waynster:
link to Colenskis site

*choke*

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Waynster

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Whats the deal for tonight then NW? A bit more scope and maybe the masses on here maybe able to help.

Plus I have Colenski on the email so can ask him advice. He is so good he makes you want to puke.

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Noli nothis permittere te terere

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New Way Of Decay

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Oh, its Saturday. Basically. I'm ripping some Underground artwork so I thought some pictures on the underground might be good. I like raw pictures too, so I was thinking of trying to use the bulbous mirrors on the corners to get a reflective shot. The trouble is, with my photos is I do too standard a job. I get all the detail but everything ends up looking a little grey generally and I want it to be dark, if anything. Because I'm using the SLR, I want it to be a little sharp. I'd prefer a smaller lens, but I'm stuck with a 50mm one at the moment, I did have a 30 knocking around for portraits but its gone the way of every other item that I have lost through several moves. As long as the photographer crops it all correctly as he goes along I should get some good captured images. i thought it high time I started to be pro-active and the guitarist was all excited about it. So here I am. Asking for advice.

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Waynster

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Word from Colenski:

"Underground Stuff, go for grainy!!! Is what I would do. Very High ISO.
To get very instant impact and an arty look get the image in photoshop
play with the contrast, saturation, highlights and shadows with the
levels tool. Check out on my site the picture of the hands at the bar
near the end of my portfolio. The original image was really dull, until
I PSd it.

Of course you are limited by your gear for quality with 35mm so that's
why I would go off on an arty path."

Hope this helps

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New Way Of Decay

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Yes, yes it does. Thank you.

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good job of turning this thread into an information collection on photographicals. Dispite the wisdom of kovacs pointing out that this dude may do me the favour of appearing more interesting than i actually am, i really wish, (considering the fundamentally bland posts, and complete lack of opinion of AHMNWG) this thread would turn into a
"Fuckoffanddienewbiescum-a-thon"
I dont wish to start this, being a newb myself, i dont profess to have the right but i do wish he doesnt come back. The vocab that is used by AHMNWG sounds like my dad trying to ingratiate himself into the room posessed by teenagers at a family christmas party, "HEY! yoo groovy kidolas"
*has door hastily slammed in face by embarrased offspring* "and dont come back till youre sporting a spliff that is ready to be passed, then, once you have passed it, you can fuck off all over again"
basically, come back sporting an opinion AHMNWG

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Are you getting enough sex Purplepants?

You may wish to up the quantity of that standing order, chum.

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damo
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newbies fighting.
its just like vietnam. again.

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I think Middle has been told to gather data on the type of people that frequent online communities: what kind of social groups do they come from, what jobs do they do, do they meet up in real life - to discover whether virtual communities are a viable seeding ground for viral marketing campaigns. I think he's been warned, however, that community members tend to become a little techy if they suspect that's what you're up to, so he's attempting to blend in by adopting what he sees to be the social mores of his chosen community. Rather like an upmarket version of Vanilla Daisy and the Malibu Spiced Rum fiasco, except I suspect he's researching the notion of marketing to communities itself rather than attempting to subtly peddle a product. If I'm right do I get a prize? Maybe my very own www.movingbrands.com mousemat or something? Hope so! [Smile]
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quote:
Originally posted by damo:
newbies fighting.
its just like vietnam. again.

Do you want some too Damo. DO YOU???

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damo
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watch where you sleep 2@.
you may find yourself cuddling a hand grenade.
just like the last newbies that pissed me off.

i am the king of frags.

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and his Middle Name Was God
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Hello again..

Busy weekend and all…

Ok, so I’m a gay viral marketing corporate-whore, dull, embarrassingly uncool, alliterating twatshizemonster from hell….?*

Nah. (Well, I can’t deny the twat aspect)

I’m just a ©unt here to annoy a friend of mine, and it’s a treat wrapped inside a joy spun with a pleasure..

Please give me more grist for my mong-mill.

I’m looking forward to coming and having an episode on other threads.

*What I do-do doesn’t incorporate much of that, but what I do-do when I do-do what I do, I’m the mutt’s at.

Let’s cough as we join hands and swing to, ‘put the needle on the record when the drumbeat goes like this,’

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kovacs

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I like this guy in that every sentence he writes says Kovacs was correct about me from the start. Apart from that, I have no liking for him.

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and his Middle Name Was God
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quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
I like this guy in that every sentence he writes says Kovacs was correct about me from the start. Apart from that, I have no liking for him.

Oh shit, no, noooooooo!

Validate me, validaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate me...

Wanga.

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kovacs

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Can we have a new label for newbies who offer nothing remotely new?

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damo
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yes we can call them damo2
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[ 18.10.2004, 12:05: Message edited by: and his Middle Name Was God ]

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quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
Can we have a new label for newbies who offer nothing remotely new?

That's every newbie, like, ever, according to you.

Damo - round here we call grenades 'pineapples', and we juggle with them as a drinking game. Pussy.

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damo
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look man, back in da nang we ate your kind raw.
from the feet up, so you could stare into our eyes as we peeled the major muscle blocks off of you and stuffed them into our dripping mouths.

just to show you what charlie would do to you if he caught you.
it limited our effectivness as a fighting force what with so many newbies being eaten and us old timers developing prion based diseases, but still those goddammn gooks never got their hands on our brave soldiers.

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