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I like to think that Louise takes Benway by the scruff of the hair and shoves him onto a wooden chair. His eyes roll ever so slightly back and she ploughs the shaver through his hair with seeming wanton abandon. Shhhhoooooooom. Grrrrrroooooooowowowowowo. And it's all gone. He looks up and she plops a lit cigarette into his mouth like you would stab a straw into a carton of Um Bongo. She pats him on the head and chucks his cheek. He glares at her then stares at his menacing skinhead in a cracked mirror. He promises himself. If anyone gets in the way of him at the coffee machine tomorrow. They'll be fucking trouble.
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I paid 30 Euros for my last haircut, which is already grown out, that's twenty pounds fifty pence, is that too much ?
And it's the haircut that not used to have (as detailed in thecuntpicture above) but a bit longer at the sides..
I've been considering lopping the lot off a'la Benway or going early 90's retro a'la Jason Donovan for my return to the heady and exciting world of software implementation and general office life, but I'm really not sure I can be arsed..
Stiil, at least it's not the Hoxton fin.
-------------------- my own brother a god dam shit sucking vampire!!! you wait till mum finds out buddy!
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I shaved my hair off accidentally a few years ago. I was cutting my own hair and picked up the clipper to trim the front. As I pressed it against my hairline and moved it upwards, I suddenly realised that I was half way through swapping the plastic attachment that determines hair length. But it was too late. I had a big shaved square right at the front...
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Sam's obviously got madwoman hair, like she cuts it herself with a pair of butcher's scissors. That's plain for anyone to see.
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Fuck all these gay, wanky, Footballers' Wives hair dos. Accurate use of a Mach 3 blade is the only way. I'll save the £20/30/40/100 and reinvest the funds into a bloody good night out.
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