Given to Mr T Davis, in exchange for what, what I ask you?
Birthday gift:
Birthday message: you told me about the Pamela Anderson novel too late....
Posted by Waynster (Member # 56) on :
Harpy Birthdy Thorn. Mail me at gmail and I'll send you a temp present which I think you may enjoy!
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Just like Cleopatra, Badman comin’ atcha. I ope you got dettol cos bad man gonna scratch ya.
Happy Birthday Thorn Davis.
[ 26.10.2004, 05:03: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
Forgive my impudence, but isn't it in fact Veep's birthday, and she is aggrieved at the low quality of present she has received from Thron after many years of loyal service?
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
No, no. I think you're wrong Herbs.
Posted by Thorn Davis (Member # 65) on :
Why are you trying to take my birthday away from me herbs? Why would you do something like that?
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
At the very least you could have added a genuinely sentimental "To whom it may concern, Happy Birthday" to your post, Herbs.
[ 26.10.2004, 05:09: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
Criminy. I am a fuckwit. It's a bit early, you know.
"A heartfelt happy birthday to Thorn"
Soz, like.
ETA: I hope this won't colour our relationship when we move into ChavHouse.
[ 26.10.2004, 05:30: Message edited by: herbs ]
Posted by Ringo (Member # 47) on :
Thorn your Birthday is the day after my brother in law's. I accidentally bought him two presents this year, if you'd have said you could have had either the Franz Ferdinand album or a £10 HMV voucher.
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
For some strange reason Thorn's birthday is in my palm pilot.
Happy birthday T-horn
(Don't get partied out today though kids, tomorrow brings the birthday of not one but two (2) forum ladies!)
(Not to take away from Thorn or anything. Just saying. Their birthdays are also in my palm pilot.)
Posted by saltrock (Member # 622) on :
Happy birthday Thorn!
I hope you have a truly magical day, full of fun and laughter and smiles from pretty strangers.
This is the cake I would make you, if I was making you a cake
Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
Bruno Brookes : ...we all like to party, right? Absolutely. But only the fool would say, 'Yeah, I'll enter the nightmare of Cake.'
Bernard Manning: One little kiddie on cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fucking disgrace.
Celebrate, by all means. But don't do Cake.
Posted by I am not... (Member # 25) on :
Alone, I walk the sands of time, The graying hairs, The despair loneliness. The fear of failure. I seek shelter from this storm inside myself. Delving deep, retreating from the darkness of pain and suffering. Trying to blur out the bleakness of my existence. But the whipping winds of fear and inevitability of my future. still build momentum.
Happy Birthday Thorn! Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
Fifteen days after October the Eleventh, VP tells us it's Thorn's Twenty-Seventh, Which means he was born in Nineteen Seventy-Seven, Which, strangely, vaguely rhymes with Eleven, Filling this poem with Elevens and Sevens, To which one can only proclaim, "Fudckin' Heavens!" It's also got Twenty and Fifteen in and this is, An excuse to give you Twenty-Fifteen birthday kisses.
xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxx [*gasps for air*] xxx xxx x
Posted by Black Mask (Member # 185) on :
HBTD
P.S. It's my Dad's birthday today, too.
Posted by philomel (Member # 586) on :
Have a fabulous birthday. 27 sounds like a good age! Mmm, nice sound, good numbers.
I thought this was going to be a link to pictures of Latin American porn star 'Promise', who was born on the exact same day as me. This dog is quite simply a disappointment.
Thanks ofr my birthday messages (so far)! My day got off to a good start with pancakes in bed, although it has gone downhill since arriving at work as noone knows/cares it's my birthday.
[ 26.10.2004, 06:29: Message edited by: Thorn Davis ]
Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
have a happy birthday gary davis.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Happy Birthday, flower.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Happy Birthday Thorn.
I was in London this weekend. And before I went, I gave serious thought to emailing you and attempting to arrange some kind of assignation. Because I really, quite wanted to met you. But I didn't. Because I bottled it. But I thought you might like to know that.
Posted by Boy Racer (Member # 498) on :
Happy Birthday Thorn!
Would you like some pie?
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
"Happy birthday motherf*cker!"
HB dude!
Posted by Raz (Member # 449) on :
Bye Vikram
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
Happy birthday T-horned one.
quote:Originally posted by Uber Trick: For some strange reason Thorn's birthday is in my palm pilot.
Yes, and also my Outlook calendar...
quote: (Don't get partied out today though kids, tomorrow brings the birthday of not one but two (2) forum ladies!)
I only have one forumite B-day marked for tomorrow... wonder who I'm missing?
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: It's my Dad's birthday today
Thorn is your father?! Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
Hello. Happy Birthday. I shall buy you a pint. Next time.
Posted by miffysocks (Member # 675) on :
A special happy birthday from my mate Pat
Happy Birthday Mr Thorn
Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
Would anyone mind going here please? Thanks. Sorry. I realise I am starting to use this place as a market research focus group, but that will allchange soon when I start my new job, I promise.
[ 26.10.2004, 10:10: Message edited by: scrawny ]
Posted by jnhoj (Member # 286) on :
For you, on this special day, a pair of boobs, that will make all your dreams come true.
EDITED BECAYOUSE YOURE ALL FUCKING PART OF THE MAN
right on, brother.
[ 26.10.2004, 13:44: Message edited by: jnhoj ]
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
The one on the left took off everything. Who says blondes don't have more fun?
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
She might still have her socks on.
Posted by Sidney (Member # 399) on :
Godd I am late again and you have probably already left work to go to the pub and that BUT anyway! I hope you had/are continuing to have a fabulous buka..sorry..birthday!
Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
quote:Originally posted by jnhoj: BIRTHDAY BOOBIES
Cough cough. Link this image please? Some of us are still at work, and that's not really worksafe™.
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
quote: The one on the left took off everything. Who says blondes don't have more fun?
Also her nipples point in strange directions. I bet she can do that thing with tassles that swing round the opposite way.
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Either that or she is telling us it's ten past nine.
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