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what did you do in excel that got the honeys fired up? A sweet Do Until loop? A kick ass pivot table? some knockout conditional formatting?
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And I can't do anything productive at the moment as I'm having to compress .avi files which seems to be taking up almost all my computer's power for 10 minutes at a time leaving me to either smoke or browse the internet.
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quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: what did you do in excel that got the honeys fired up? A sweet Do Until loop? A kick ass pivot table? some knockout conditional formatting?
It was a shared file that enabled everyone to select their answers from a drop down list. "WOWZERS"
And.... When you hovered over the name of someone then it brought up their job description! "KAPOWEE"
Also.... There was a picture of the Great pyramid of Giza at the top! "KABLAMMO"
It truly was a very easy piece of work. But.. Promises of sex for it (And a bottle of rioja)
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Hooray! Now it's taking 9 minutes to move an .avi file to the shared drive so that I can get the tech guys to access it to burn it to disc for me as I can't be trusted with a dvd burner on my computer.
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I think a lot has changed since I got married. Are you trying to tell me that being a computer geek actually works in a guys favor these days?
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quote:Originally posted by ralph: I think a lot has changed since I got married. Are you trying to tell me that being a computer geek actually works in a guys favor these days?
Yeah man. Speak to dem bitchez about HTML and PHP and PivotTables and video compression and they're juiced up and ready to go.
quote:Originally posted by Cherry In Hove: Hooray! Now it's taking 9 minutes to move an .avi file to the shared drive so that I can get the tech guys to access it to burn it to disc for me as I can't be trusted with a dvd burner on my computer.
Hooray to Microsoft and the "guess how long this will take" as it is now saying it will take 14 minutes.
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I'm pretty much off when this has finished copying. Going to the sea front for food and drink. Perhaps some Gin as I want to feel healthy tomorrow.
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Friday afternoon is when I miss the old Friday gang the most. Kira would show up, and of course Roy. Sometimes kovacs would come and talk down to us. Man, I miss those days.
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quote:Originally posted by Cherry In Hove: Hooray! Now it's taking 9 minutes to move an .avi file to the shared drive so that I can get the tech guys to access it to burn it to disc for me as I can't be trusted with a dvd burner on my computer.
You've got to remember dude, that I work in IT and someone always says the whole 'god I can't be trusted with admin rights/stuff' and then come crying to us to have it fixed. It's not that people are savage mongs when it comes to IT. When something doesn't belong to them, they tend to really fuck with it and you'd be taking a shit-caked DVD burner to IT, scratching your head and saying 'really guys, I don't even remember what I was doing before all that crap got in there' Some guy had a new laptop for a fortnight and it came back into us, rusted shut with biscuits and juice, scratches all over the screen. It was like: 'dear god, did you rape this or something?' which I'm sure you'll find hilarious, because it implies he jizzes custard creams and apple juice.
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