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i'm concerned i'm seen as a person suitable for james nesbitt to play. or have the critical powers of andy ross. from the news of the world.
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If you must be a pussy, go into an Orange shop and get a free PAYG sim, slap that in your phone, call her see if she's ok, tell her to fucking look both ways next time, hang up, and throw the simcard away.
eta: and auto-block her number in your real sim
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quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: Actually not that dude because he's not really dashing or young. Maybe....maybe...hmmm... I don't know. Chris Marshall?
He's not dashing, or young. He looks like a middle-aged dyke, and he spells his name "Kris".
If there's a film with arse worms, can someone drag themselves across the carpet to scratch it? That always makes me laugh.
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: rom com right there. Dashing young doctor hits girl while riding his bike.
Or... What if..? I'm thinking superheroes. As usual. doc has some of his radioactive glowing worms with him. He's cycling so fast (in his little tights) that when he hits the bitch they all meld together and become a superbeing. Half man, half woman, half glowing worm(s) and half bike!
What the hell would you call a bangin' superhero like that?
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: He's cycling so fast (in his little tights) that when he hits the bitch they all meld together and become a superbeing. Half man, half woman, half glowing worm(s) and half bike!
What the hell would you call a bangin' superhero like that?
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: He's cycling so fast (in his little tights) that when he hits the bitch they all meld together and become a superbeing. Half man, half woman, half glowing worm(s) and half bike!
What the hell would you call a bangin' superhero like that?
Wonder Wormaphrobike.
If only Ringo were here to do a Paint picture of Wonder Wormaphrobike...
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: rom com right there. Dashing young doctor hits girl while riding his bike.
Or... What if..? I'm thinking superheroes. As usual. doc has some of his radioactive glowing worms with him. He's cycling so fast (in his little tights) that when he hits the bitch they all meld together and become a superbeing. Half man, half woman, half glowing worm(s) and half bike!
What the hell would you call a bangin' superhero like that?
i hate to be the pedant here, but. i don't do science in a lab anymore. there are no more glowing worms in my life.
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Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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It's too late, damo, you've been typecast. In the same way everyone thinks I am a miserablist bad bad goth and that Thorn eats babies.
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While tmo was down, I discovered the joys of Wikianswers. By discovered I mean finding something everyone else already knew about, and joys I mean quite the opposite as none of the information I actually wanted was in there.
Rather than a source of useful information, the wiki model seems well suited to providing answers to impossible questions. I was relieved to see that "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...?" had received several thoughtful responses, but upset that more pressing questions like "Why does daddy drink?" hadn't been addressed. Perhaps we should all add our own.
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quote:Originally posted by froopyscot: "Why does daddy drink?"
Because you cry.
Our little one actually has a shirt that says "Mommy drinks because I cry," but I've been a little shy to let her wear it in public that often (though would probably be especially amusing now that I am 8+ months pregnant).
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