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Are you sure it wasn't the meat in the pastry ben? I can only think to say have a cup of peppermint tea and send someone out to get you some pepto bisomol quick sharp!
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: I'd like to sit at the window looking out at the rain, drinking a cup of hot bne pasty sweat to comfort me and my asexual existence.
I had Smoked Haddock Chowder for my lunch today Mikee, I imagine the experience to be similar.
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Was it a trad pasty? Or a veg-friendly cheese and onion? Or perhaps a steak and guinness or chicken and lemon or pork and apricot or lamb and and and <brain explodes>
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Yesterday someone told me a story about a woman who was in her car when she heard a loud bang and felt something impact on her skull. When she put her hand to the back of her head she felt a gloopy mess of semi-solid substance oozing through her hair. She stayed there for however long it took for the ambulance to arrive, holding her brains in and her head together. Only to be told it was a tin of tomatoes that had flown from her shopping and cracked open on her skull when she jammed on her brakes. Poor foolish woman.
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I had a really great pasty last night, Ben.
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Philomel, when are you going to learn to snopes it before posting it?
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Thank you Waynster <chate> and may I take this opportunity to congratulate you on your new job in amsterdam. I feel a damnedmeat part 2 coming on! O, are you coming to Glasgow? </chate>
You see, the good thing about being a bit dim and then asking a question is that people tell you things and you are then bestowed with knowledge as a result.
quote:Originally posted by Uber Trick: You see, the good thing about being a bit dim and then asking a question is that people tell you things and you are then bestowed with knowledge as a result.
Yes, but spend a couple of afternoons browsing through snopes and you end up questioning everything that anyone has ever said to you, taught you or written in a book that you read. In the end you don't even believe snopes and at that point your brain starts oozing out of the back of your head and trying to climb into your shopping bag on the back seat.
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Fucksocks! Now because I typed the words "asking a question" my head has started singing (in a VERY annoying voice) "Ask and it shall be gi-ven, Seek and ye shall find, and if you knock - knock - knock and the door will be opened unto you every ti-me" Darn Sunday school! Thank god I'm going home in 30 minutes. I think I did precisely 23 minutes of work today.
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GOD! typical uber, BEN IS DEAD and youre just sitting in the corner singing church songs to yourself in a girlish whisper, winding a lock of hair round your finger and counting paint drips on the windowpane. WE HAVE LOST OUR PATRIACH YOU SILLY CHILD. will noone else mourn with me.
is anyone within driving distance of harrogate? i suggest we need to check the pasty wrapper for minute traces of zyklon b. im not pointing the finger, just saying.
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quote:Originally posted by discodamage: is anyone within driving distance of harrogate? i suggest we need to check the pasty wrapper for minute traces of zyklon b. im not pointing the finger, just saying.
the nazis didn't use zyklon b. any revisionist worth his salt knows that. fule.
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I could get to Harrogate in about an hour, but I don't like it there.
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Yeah it's funny. She hates him, man. I'll be like, oh Ben! Ben! Hahahahah! Ben is so funny! Do you know what Ben did? Ben's the best! I wish he was my dad! I want to stride behind his corpulent but adorable shadow for EVER AND EVER! And then Lisa, she, Ubertrick, the 'nice' one, yeah, she's like, 'nyah. Don't like him. He's mean to me.' I don't get it!
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quote:Originally posted by damo:
quote:Originally posted by Louche: I could get to Harrogate in about an hour, but I don't like it there.
but the tea shoppes and the blue dolphin chipshop???
I've been there twice. The first time was to see a production of Romeo and Juliet so very dire it made me want to stab out mine eyes with a blunt B&Q screwdriver tipped with salt.
The second was as a bridesmaid, clad in badly fitting pastel blue that was too short, too tight and too hot, thus ensuring I spent the whole day resembling someone who had been ineffectually poured into a child's plastic beaker. I had rolls of unsightly flesh plobbling over the top of my frock and during the marvellous dinner, all the food stopped roughly in the area of my ribcage. The obligatory after-meal, pre-reception shag was rendered almost impossible by the cage of clothing which encased my legs. I realise these are rather arbitrary reasons for loathing Harrogate, but as I can find no other obvious scapegoat for either the play or the wedding, it will have to do.
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I realise that this thread has progressed way beyond it's humble beginnings. Who would have thought that when Philomel asked people what they had learnt recently, it would cause the death of a well respected poster.
Still, that was 40 minutes ago, and I think we're probably all over it by now, so I'm going back to the original question of
what new stuff have you learnt recntlyor something like that
Through flicking through b3ta message boards, I just discovered a great anagram that everyone else probably already knows, but it is..
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Thank god I'm going home in 30 minutes. I think I did precisely 23 minutes of work today.
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