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i actually tried to stay lucid for the above film on a 12 hour bus journey from guatemala to chiapas, but after 90 seconds i realised that just because a d-list martial arts film has the same name as someone you know off a message board and features traci lords, that doesnt mean you are in any way obliged to watch it.
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Dark operator, Arachnid penetrator, The cynical pinnacle - Flame gladiator. Doesn't heckle like Jekyll, He does it like Hyde: A juggernaut onslaught Damned to chastise. Bursts bubbles with a bat And fucks spiders, Talks like a pir-rat(e) Got jaws, like Roy Schneider. An online great white in a black mask. Part shark, part clown, part pain in the arse. Keeping things cooler than a thermos flask. Bongs Lee and P instead of the grass. Born on the first of the month of November * Happy fuckin' Birthday to the one eighty fifth member. Or to Sheik Daddy Avid, Mask if you prefer From a spider-fucking long-time bumpkin hunt saboteur.
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Yeah cheers. But guess what, Elvis: when you were gone I was the only person ever to wonder where you'd disappeared.
No one else gave a flying fuck.
That's right: as far as Raz, Sidney, Uber Trick, Black Mask and all the others were concerned, you might as well have been fallen into a slurry pit playing block 1-2-3.
quote:Originally posted by Boy Racer: Congratulations on not being dead yet BM!
This was actually a close run thing. I've just this minute returned home from St. Thomas' Hospital, Westminster. I was admitted yesterday morning with Blair's Syndrome (Atrial Fibrillation[sp?]).
quote:Originally posted by ben: But guess what, Elvis: when you were gone I was the only person ever to wonder where you'd disappeared.
No one else gave a flying fuck.
That's right
O ben. If you must know, my wonderings about Elvis were much more covert (i.e. rather than mention him in passing on the boards, I emithered him beyond belief, begging him to come back).
Anyway. For Elvis: Welcome home, we-e-el-come, c'mon in and close the door
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I have not seen this X Factor programme of which you speak! Is it so bad that it is good or just bad? And is it the programme with that Rowetta lady as one of the contestants?
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quote:Originally posted by Sidney: I have not seen this X Factor programme of which you speak! Is it so bad that it is good or just bad?
It's the sort of programme that ben would watch for six hours straight, before declaring that everyone's an idiot because they watch shit like X-Factor.
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sorry, did black mask just tell us he spent his birthday in a hospital bed? if so, why are talking about rowetta, instead of working out whether hes taking the piss or not?
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quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: I've just this minute returned home from St. Thomas' Hospital, Westminster. I was admitted yesterday morning with Blair's Syndrome (Atrial Fibrillation[sp?]).
Did they have to thread a wire up to your heart via japseye, a la Tone? Joking aside, I hope you're feeling a lot better and getting properly looked after and fretted over.
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Oh yeah guess what. I just found out I'm on that programme, it's true, people keep telling me, I Saw You On X Factor You're Shit You Can't Sing And You Look Like Aborted Matter, and apparently Sharon Osborne wants my indiepop tweenis tweezered tight between her teeth but I'm not embarrassed. Not one bit. Not humiliated at all. This week I'm going to watch it, I'm going to watch myself on tv, and I'm going to be. Yknow. Proud proud proud no matter what you think, yeah.
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Yes indeed - just this Saturday I watched this with London and when Taffy came on (that's his name right?) I said "he looks like macandrew" and London said "yes" and then we watched it for a bit longer before we shouted RUBBISH! at the tv and London marched up to the tele and turned it off. And then we did something cool.
poor barry, I am sorry to hear that you have not been well come to uber and let me stroke your hair in an affectionate and slightly scary manner. I will stroke your hair the way I stroke my mikey.
quote:Originally posted by discodamage: sorry, did black mask just tell us he spent his birthday in a hospital bed? if so, why are talking about rowetta, instead of working out whether hes taking the piss or not?
I had assumed that he was taking the piss, I'm afraid. Which was bad of me.
Barry - I'm sorry to hear that you've been ill. I hope you're ok and recovering well.
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