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dont have sex with a freind who's boyfreind is next door having a bath and their daughter is in bed 2 rooms away, even with the boyfreinds consent and blessing.
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Gold..... What is it good for? You can't eat it, you can't smoke it, yet everybody wants it.
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Never go to bed without drinking a pint of water after a heavy drinking session.
Don't criticise the bloke your friend's having a fling with - he might end up being her boyfriend/husband and she will never forget what you said about him.
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quote:Originally posted by funkypurplepants: dont have sex with a freind who's boyfreind is next door having a bath and their daughter is in bed 2 rooms away, even with the boyfreinds consent and blessing.
Is this something that really happened to you (kind of the subtext of a lot of these contributions) - or just something you think is generally unwise?
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If a friend/flatmate breaks up with their partner dont say "I never liked her anyway" untill you are really sure they wont get back together. Even if everybody else has already said it.
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quote:Originally posted by funkypurplepants: dont have sex with a freind who's boyfreind is next door having a bath and their daughter is in bed 2 rooms away, even with the boyfreinds consent and blessing.
Is this something that really happened to you (kind of the subtext of a lot of these contributions) - or just something you think is generally unwise?
this is actually an offer i received, this german woman named regina was renting a room in my mums house for a few years while i was still at school (14-16) and she always had a thing for me, now she's not what i would call stunning. basically she got together with this guy who was quiote an easy going fella, she explained to him that she had always had a thing for me so he gave his blessing, or said yeah fuck him or however their conversation went. she invited me over for dinner and while it was cooking gave me a massage, her bloke was having a bath, and the kid was in bed, she basically got quite turned on giving me this massage, took my hand and introduced it to her (umm political correctness search) fanny? I was like hell this isnt right, and she went on to tell me that her and bloke had spoken and he was cool with it. Yeah but im not says i! so that was the end of that... or so i thought. Later they invited me to stay, hell alright things done finished. but then they put on some porn and she gets into bed with me (bloke is on the floor) and starts rubbing my leg... gotta go
quote:Originally posted by turbo: Never go to bed without drinking a pint of water after a heavy drinking session.
Too true. But also don't kid yourself that this is going to prevent you from looking and feeling like crap the following morning. Unless you're under 21.
Neither is milk thistle, aspirin, a hair of the dog, expensive moisturiser or a fry up.
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Two pints of water is more likely to work, and you can use the point in the early hours when your bladder forces you out of bed to knock back a couple of ibuprofen.
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Alcoholics! Ease the daily blight of violent hangovers by mixing sugar and salt into your pre-bed pint of water. The sugar will help to replenish the energy lost through alcohol processing, and the salt will aid re-hydration of the brain.
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quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: Alcoholics! Ease the daily blight of violent hangovers by mixing sugar and salt into your pre-bed pint of water. The sugar will help to replenish the energy lost through alcohol processing, and the salt will aid re-hydration of the brain.
I do believe that this is exactly the electrolyte rehydration mixture that is recommended for the treatment of dysentry by the World Health Organisation.
Bear this in mind when you hover by the mystery punchbowl/Liebfraumilch supplies at the office party.
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The office party was last week. I was covering the phones. But it does work, that little trick. Provided you're just marginally pissed rather than totally shitted.
quote:Originally posted by turbo: Never go to bed without drinking a pint of water after a heavy drinking session.
Too true. But also don't kid yourself that this is going to prevent you from looking and feeling like crap the following morning. Unless you're under 21.
Neither is milk thistle, aspirin, a hair of the dog, expensive moisturiser or a fry up.
Hair of the dog doesn't make you feel better - it makes you feel drunker... which is as similar to better as makes no odds.
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yeah anyway shes having a wank an i am feeling extremely weird situation. bloke says so are you gonna shag her or what? err no thanks mate, so she gets down and they start shagging on the floor, while i am there tryin to ignore them, the film and my discomfort.
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Don't take too much (one pill a day if that!) sudofen and definitely dont take with beer. My eyes start watering, my throat closes up and my heart rate gets a lot quicker. and you spaz out a bit. its fucking horrible.
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Don't go to office christmas parties. Don't drink sambuca shots. But if you should do those things then make sure that you force all your colleagues to stand in a circle on the dance floor while pushing random people in the middle to dance to Vogue for your drunken amusement.
quote:Originally posted by funkypurplepants: dont have sex with a freind who's boyfreind is next door having a bath and their daughter is in bed 2 rooms away, even with the boyfreinds consent and blessing.
Is this something that really happened to you (kind of the subtext of a lot of these contributions) - or just something you think is generally unwise?
this is actually an offer i received, this german woman named regina was renting a room in my mums house for a few years while i was still at school (14-16) and she always had a thing for me, now she's not what i would call stunning. basically she got together with this guy who was quiote an easy going fella, she explained to him that she had always had a thing for me so he gave his blessing, or said yeah fuck him or however their conversation went. she invited me over for dinner and while it was cooking gave me a massage, her bloke was having a bath, and the kid was in bed, she basically got quite turned on giving me this massage, took my hand and introduced it to her (umm political correctness search) fanny? I was like hell this isnt right, and she went on to tell me that her and bloke had spoken and he was cool with it. Yeah but im not says i! so that was the end of that... or so i thought. Later they invited me to stay, hell alright things done finished. but then they put on some porn and she gets into bed with me (bloke is on the floor) and starts rubbing my leg... gotta go
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: There is an office party going on right now. There is no alcohol. We are not allowed to drink for eight hours before our shifts.
That's the drawback of being an AA counsellor.
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My hangover is still so severe I have only managed to eat two cupasoups and one and a half mini muffins all day. Now I want to eat but that involves going outside and buying stuff. So I'm still sitting at my desk shivering, feeling cold, hungry and miserable. Actually, not that miserable. Just tired. I had 3 hours sleep and woke up at ten past nine still drunk and clutching my mobile phone in one hand the the publications manager in the other. Little bits of fake parsley from my cupasoup keep getting stuck on the back of my throat forcing me to have to do little catfurball removal type manoeuvres. My work colleagues keep walking past and laughing at me. We just watched the video and looked at photos of last night. It was hideous.
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