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You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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I haven't read this thread, so I don't know what's going on. But it seems to be the thread where everyone is so therefore my opinion is that people that post on the internet DO have a life.

I know what you're thinking....Controversial

Yes, perhaps - but here's my proof...

I post on the internet and I have 3 friends in RL - Dave, Baz and Terry. Often we go out socialising, sometimes we have a drink. Last week we went to a bar and I ordered a round of aftershock. I didn't really like the taste but we all drunk it. It was a wicked night I can tell you.

Don't belive me? Ask Dave about the taxi ride home [Wink] (He was sick LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)

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jonesy999

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As one of the longest standing and most important posters here, I think it falls to me to make an important post. We all like a bit of a joke but sometimes you guys go too far. I know we're all creative and ironic but, hey, some posters, like Herbs for example, don't always understand the Dumasian cut and thrust of our epee like wit. It's all for one and one for all guys. The forum is a macrocosmic representation of the larger world and it is important we all recognise this. For example, when posters visit the opera or a gallery, they just assume everyone there is on the same level. Stupid people can understand art too, you know? I don't want to reopen that debate about aesthetics because I think everyone here knows my opinions on that subject by now [Wink] . However, I will say that if I look at a picture or a piece of sculpture I'm drawing on a lot of background when it comes to theory, intellect and Guardian supplements. If someone like Bamba views the same piece through his uninformed eyes he might see something different. It's still art guys. So, to reseat the metaphor on our current track, this is a forum for everyone. Those of us with sharp minds should be careful we don't poke out a less, shall we say, clever, eye.

Darryn, can you lock this thread now please.

[ 22.12.2004, 05:56: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]

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Bamba

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LOL, U F4G.
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jonesy999

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quote:
Originally posted by Bamba:
LOL, U F4G.

Does anyone know what this fucking means?
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Vogon Poetess

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quote:
Originally posted by jonesy999:
Does anyone know what this fucking means?

I actually feel sorry for you.

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What I object to is the colour of some of these wheelie bins and where they are left, in some areas outside all week in the front garden.

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jonesy999

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Don't. I'm off to Barcelona tonight with the best girl in the world.
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not...
You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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Grooming paid off then huh?
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herbs

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quote:
Originally posted by Bamba:
LOL, U F4G.

You fuck for groats? Or goats?
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Black Mask

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Whatevs

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kovacs

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quote:
Originally posted by herbs:
quote:
Originally posted by Bamba:
LOL, U F4G.

You fuck for groats? Or goats?
I thought you were leaving!! PMSL so much for having a life

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Vogon Poetess

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Are you kovacs?

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What I object to is the colour of some of these wheelie bins and where they are left, in some areas outside all week in the front garden.

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jonesy999

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As far as I'm concerned this thread is locked.

Yawn.

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herbs

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quote:
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Originally posted by herbs:
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Originally posted by Bamba:
LOL, U F4G.

You fuck for groats? Or goats?
I thought you were leaving!! PMSL so much for having a life
god are you some kind of natzi or something
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Black Mask

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I can't believe no-one mebtioned Dirty Harry! You are all such retards and I am great.

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Astromariner
Going the right way for a smacked bottom
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All joking aside though, I do have a very good job and lots of men fancy me because I'm gorgeous and have large breasts. I've got loads of friends as well, and I drive an audi tt so I think I do have a life actually!!! Also, on here people always ask me for advice because they know I call it how I see it. A few people have even said I should write a book because I'm so good at "hitting the nail on the head", lol! I might one day.
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jonesy999

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Take that, Astrominger.

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Bamba

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That last one of Astro's definitely puts her in the lead.
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jonesy999

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Why don't you just take her to VP's kissing room and fuck her in front of Kovacs then?
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Bamba

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quote:
Originally posted by jonesy999:

quote:
Originally posted by Bamba:
LOL, U F4G.

Does anyone know what this fucking means?
3v3ry0n3 3xc3p7 j00 9r4nd4d!!111! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!111!
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jonesy999

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It's lucky I don't know where you live, Bambi. Lucky for you because me and the boys might just pay you a little visit. Do the words "Glasgow Grin' and 'Chelsea Snog' mean anything to you? [Wink]

And it's lucky for me because I don't want to do any more 'time' over a piece of zero like you.

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Bamba

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You wouldn't have the balls to say that to my face jonesy, you're just hiding behind the internet.
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jonesy999

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Two words:
"What's your address?"

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philomel
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LOL I have Bamba's address. PM me. [Wink]

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funkypurplepants
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quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
trawl through my posts looking for "mistakes"?

I wasnt looking for mistakes, and i honestly dont class this as one, i genuinly thought that you might actually fuck off, more fool me. But then the thread is comebacks is it not

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Louche
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quote:
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LOL I have Bamba's address. PM me. [Wink]

Have you thought about telling him boss what he does on the internet all day! His employers should be warned!
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jonesy999

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Sorry, cannot write much as I've just been arrested AGAIN [Roll Eyes]

Bimbo, count yourself lucky...for now [Wink]

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dang65
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quote:
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Sorry, cannot write much as I've just been arrested AGAIN [Roll Eyes]

Is this a new legal requirement? Right, you're allowed one phone call, and one post on a forum of your choice. Then you're going dahn for a long time, chum.
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Bamba

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I'm just out of a meeting with my Team Leader about my inappropriate usage of the internet. To whichever one of your pricks emailed my company to tell them about my posts here: well done, I hope you're happy with yourself. Most people here use the internet at work and to cross the line into someone's real life just because you don't like what they say is totally out of order, grow the fuck up.
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jonesy999

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quote:
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I'm just out of a meeting with my Team Leader about my inappropriate usage of the internet. To whichever one of your pricks emailed my company to tell them about my posts here: well done, I hope you're happy with yourself. Most people here use the internet at work and to cross the line into someone's real life just because you don't like what they say is totally out of order, grow the fuck up.

Bumble, that’s the least of your worries. I get out in five years.

I've hacked into the prison computer system using a spoon and a heroin addict’s teeth, to send this post.

Got to go, I'm going to play mpegs of "classical music" through the PA system until they break down the door to my cell

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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.
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I've stayed out of this arguement so far but I can't restrain myself anymore. If you new what bamba had PMed to herbs youd be agast like me as to what a complete hipocrite she is being. I hope im not stepping on any toes here.

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jonesy999

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Do you get poo on your hands stirring so much shit, Hippocheeks? [Big Grin]

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H1ppychick
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We all locked in.
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PMSL that reelly was a crap comeback lol!

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jonesy999

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You would know, bum ears.
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herbs

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yeh but m8 i'm not bein funy or anything but u should just stay out of this. bamba & me's problems are none of ur busyness, and after wot u sed 2 astro about thorn's trousers you can just leave it

ROFL [Big Grin] that was to hipychick, not jonessy!

[ 22.12.2004, 08:13: Message edited by: herbs ]

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jonesy999

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What's a Thorn?
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